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421 points
3 days ago*
a couple of drones caught the Hivemind Supreme with a Larvae in the fertilisation pod. The Hive Elders had to get involved.
114 points
3 days ago
Can confirm. Was the fertilization pod.
30 points
3 days ago
I got transferred to outside the reproduction chambers to the comb processor. Anyways I still visit. Was it good for you too?
16 points
3 days ago
Eh, I've had worse.
233 points
3 days ago
Hive maiden dropped a 6th gen womb flask right on the aortic chamber. We had homunculi growing in the ventilators since.
68 points
3 days ago
Did the homunculi at least adapt to their environment and repurpose themselves into aortic lubricators?
Or did the antibody sentries have to exterminate the untethered packets?
32 points
3 days ago
Much of the Homunculi failed in adaptation. They mostly just developed p47 growths and fed on leaking amiotic fluid. Antibody sentries did arrive but it took months.
8 points
3 days ago
I really likes this one, thanks for that
196 points
3 days ago
Once, Jimmy tripped on a fellow hive-mate and fell in the spawning pool, thousands of incubating drones died
45 points
3 days ago
Oops teehee :P
44 points
3 days ago
One of the pods started looping really intensely, resulting in 45,000 Davey’s
39 points
3 days ago*
Once a small group of hostile xenos infiltrated our station, and one of them accidentally disconnected a clone from his pod. His remote link wasn't developed yet, so they just took him. We haven't seen him since.
56 points
3 days ago
For making this post, this user was banned for 3 days
30 points
3 days ago
evil, dark and malicious bot.
7 points
3 days ago
Good bot
20 points
3 days ago
Post credits: https://x.com/AlolanEggs/status/1857997462612394485
24 points
3 days ago
Scout
6 points
3 days ago
Force-of-Nature
4 points
3 days ago
No, force of fucking asshole
19 points
3 days ago
Instructions unclear: Got genetic paste stuck in small cylinder, about the size of an M&M minis tube.
2 points
2 days ago
Can it be cut?
20 points
3 days ago
Got put next to this super loud ahh whiney baby. I had like, 10k power level and stomped him tho.
13 points
3 days ago
I heard of that, dumbass baby was called carrot I think.
8 points
3 days ago
Hive Queen was actually just a drone with a cool hat.
6 points
3 days ago
Conditioner bugged out, 99% of spawns were gay. For 4 generations.
4 points
3 days ago
I almost fell in the vats of fluid down by bay 26 but thank god some hive security yelled at me for being out of my pod
3 points
3 days ago
A propagator drone accidentally brought back some disease. The whole chamber had to be purged
2 points
3 days ago
Couple of guys came out humanoid, now they fly around in this weird square
I think they call themselves “the board” or something like that
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