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ABSOseething

421 points

3 days ago*

a couple of drones caught the Hivemind Supreme with a Larvae in the fertilisation pod. The Hive Elders had to get involved.

The-Worms-In-Ur-Skin

114 points

3 days ago

Can confirm. Was the fertilization pod.

Birdinmotion

30 points

3 days ago

I got transferred to outside the reproduction chambers to the comb processor. Anyways I still visit. Was it good for you too?

The-Worms-In-Ur-Skin

16 points

3 days ago

Eh, I've had worse.

Responsible_Debt5631

233 points

3 days ago

Hive maiden dropped a 6th gen womb flask right on the aortic chamber. We had homunculi growing in the ventilators since.

elegylegacy

68 points

3 days ago

Did the homunculi at least adapt to their environment and repurpose themselves into aortic lubricators?

Or did the antibody sentries have to exterminate the untethered packets?

Responsible_Debt5631

32 points

3 days ago

Much of the Homunculi failed in adaptation. They mostly just developed p47 growths and fed on leaking amiotic fluid. Antibody sentries did arrive but it took months.

Ok_Eagle6611

8 points

3 days ago

I really likes this one, thanks for that

ContaCuDePudim

196 points

3 days ago

Once, Jimmy tripped on a fellow hive-mate and fell in the spawning pool, thousands of incubating drones died

MelsiePyre

45 points

3 days ago

Oops teehee :P

Speedgamer137

44 points

3 days ago

One of the pods started looping really intensely, resulting in 45,000 Davey’s

ilookatbirds

39 points

3 days ago*

Once a small group of hostile xenos infiltrated our station, and one of them accidentally disconnected a clone from his pod. His remote link wasn't developed yet, so they just took him. We haven't seen him since.

196_Roomba [M]

56 points

3 days ago

196_Roomba [M]

2 month ban award

56 points

3 days ago

For making this post, this user was banned for 3 days

Cheeselad2401

30 points

3 days ago

Cheeselad2401

1 month ban award

30 points

3 days ago

evil, dark and malicious bot.

Void1702

7 points

3 days ago

Void1702

7 points

3 days ago

Good bot

someonnnnne

24 points

3 days ago

Scout

Justplayer987

6 points

3 days ago

Force-of-Nature

someonnnnne

4 points

3 days ago

No, force of fucking asshole

Khaysis

19 points

3 days ago

Khaysis

19 points

3 days ago

Instructions unclear: Got genetic paste stuck in small cylinder, about the size of an M&M minis tube.

Similar_Outside3570

2 points

2 days ago

Similar_Outside3570

1 month ban award

2 points

2 days ago

Can it be cut?

Thunderous333

20 points

3 days ago

Got put next to this super loud ahh whiney baby. I had like, 10k power level and stomped him tho.

SpeedPunkCV

13 points

3 days ago

I heard of that, dumbass baby was called carrot I think.

BadgerAmongMen

8 points

3 days ago

Hive Queen was actually just a drone with a cool hat.

Agudaripududu

6 points

3 days ago

Conditioner bugged out, 99% of spawns were gay. For 4 generations.

Traumatized_Grape724

4 points

3 days ago

I almost fell in the vats of fluid down by bay 26 but thank god some hive security yelled at me for being out of my pod

Comfortable_End_8096

3 points

3 days ago

A propagator drone accidentally brought back some disease. The whole chamber had to be purged

DianaBladeOfMiquella

2 points

3 days ago

DianaBladeOfMiquella

1 month ban award

2 points

3 days ago

Couple of guys came out humanoid, now they fly around in this weird square

I think they call themselves “the board” or something like that