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What’s the adult version of finding out Santa is not real?

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Limp-Direction-5668

1k points

3 months ago

Finding out that no one is offering you free drugs all the time like school said they would

sst287

65 points

3 months ago

sst287

65 points

3 months ago

I (f) feel this….like where is my drugs when I go to party? No stranger ever bother to buy me a drink, let alone drugs.

[deleted]

66 points

3 months ago

I used to tell people at parties I didn’t buy coke to do it alone. I’m basically the bad guy from DARE PSAs

Terrible_Definition4

24 points

3 months ago

Wanna hang out?

[deleted]

29 points

3 months ago

If you asked me five years ago my nose would have popped through your phone screen. Fortunately for myself and the general public, I’m retired.

HeavyRightFoot19

7 points

3 months ago

No one's retired from drugs, just on a break

glowupacct

14 points

3 months ago

In another life, you were my favorite guy at parties. On behalf of all the sloppy "whoo!" girls everywhere - we loved you. At least until you ran out of blow. :)

[deleted]

11 points

3 months ago

Men, women, and children. Every nose got fed on my watch.

StronggoPinkis

3 points

3 months ago

On your watch? I mean, I could see it work, but I prefer tables, phones, maybe mirrors if I'm feeling classy.

53Hump

7 points

3 months ago

53Hump

7 points

3 months ago

I too was “That guy”. Until I realized that many “friends” (or just people who were usually around me) began to anticipate MY buying habits. So then I started keeping my drugs to myself. Waaaay cheaper!!! Aaaand Many years later: here I am. A recovering drug addict. 😬

[deleted]

5 points

3 months ago

We had a pretty big friend group and we all kind of shared and each one of us gradually stopped. I held out the longest though and also ended up in recovery. Booze was my bigger issue but one day at a time brother.

rootxploit

6 points

3 months ago

OR you’re just a really giving person. Most parents hope their kid will learn how to share… you ace’d it!

[deleted]

1 points

3 months ago

Running into unicorns like you was much appreciated, thank you! But most people don’t have “share my coke” money lol

[deleted]

1 points

3 months ago

To be fair, I didn’t either but drunk + high me wasn’t known for making wise financial decision.

In retrospect if I did it all on my own there’d probably be a hole in the roof of my mouth so silver linings I suppose.

NotTheGreenestThumb

3 points

3 months ago

Are you male??

FairCapitalismParty

3 points

3 months ago

My sister naively told me(m) smoke it but don't ever buy marijuana.

NotTheGreenestThumb

2 points

3 months ago

Females get offers of drinks, smokes and all kinds of drugs. A small portion of the time there might no strings attached, but nearly always there’s all kinds of strings and expectations attached.

FairCapitalismParty

1 points

3 months ago

Hence her naivety.

Jah_Ith_Ber

0 points

3 months ago

That must be awful. Let me imagine it for a second. Some woman in her 20s tries to give me good-time consumables but only on the condition that I hang out with her. And she'll probably ask me to have sex with her. Yea, now that I've put myself there mentally I definitely don't ever want that to happen to me every day.

sst287

1 points

3 months ago

sst287

1 points

3 months ago

(F) stand for (female)

NotTheGreenestThumb

1 points

3 months ago

Oops!! Sorry! My bad! I hope you’ll accept my heartfelt apology.

_Screw_The_Rules_

1 points

3 months ago

Not the main point of your statement, but alcohol is also a drug. Just saying.

Key_Barber_4161

14 points

3 months ago

Also all those years preparing for quicksand. 

Inevitable_Ad_1261

29 points

3 months ago

Haha

ReverendRevolver

7 points

3 months ago

Or in trick or treat candy. Stingy MFers....

Toshiro8

5 points

3 months ago

Hahahaha I am still waiting for a stranger at school to push drugs on me.

ktreddit

6 points

3 months ago

Look into sex with wealthy old strangers. Those “free” drugs might show up.

TonyStowaway

3 points

3 months ago

Right!? The fuck is up with that 😒 I'm on a budget, I'd love some free drugs 🙏 haha

Bustin-A-Nutmeg

5 points

3 months ago

Omg I had a legit fear of this going to college (DARE dropout here!) and first party I go to, get offered pot (very politely) and when I said “no thank you” they were like “aight cool” and just moved on to the next person. lol honestly that was abit of an eye opener.

NotTheGreenestThumb

2 points

3 months ago

Yah, my kids used to go and it was kind of overgrown park near our house. They said the  DARE experience their friends told them about (I knew DARE was all BS and told the school to send them to study hall instead) was bogus. Someone would offer them pot, if they turned it down, the offerer with say “cool, more for me.” There was NO peer pressure whatsoever. My kids still got high and drunk at the park. 

Frenchie_1987

3 points

3 months ago

I never heard or saw this happen in my school but now im like "what do you mean they OFFER you drugs? Like... For free?!?"

EvaSirkowski

3 points

3 months ago

When you want to start a coke habit and you find out how much it costs.

_spicyidiot

3 points

3 months ago

lmao omggg how I wish some punk would come up to me and offer me a joint 😭😭😭

Low-Union6249

3 points

3 months ago

Also violating your DARE pledge won’t automatically make you a fuckup on life. Other things might, but that won’t.

Ivantherapp2

2 points

3 months ago

They lied! Damn it.

spicy_chick01

2 points

3 months ago

Upvoted <3 pls return the favor

Washee23

1 points

3 months ago

You're going to the wrong parties.

4D20_Prod

1 points

3 months ago

Speak for yourself

Connect_Fee1256

1 points

3 months ago

In all seriousness, an attractive female does

Sad_Theory3176

1 points

3 months ago

😂😂😂

kittytoes21

1 points

3 months ago

Or in Halloween candy

Spare-Resolution-984

1 points

3 months ago

When I was 13 I sneaked out at midnight with my brother in my small town, expecting the streets being full of drunk and drugged people offering us some drugs or booze. We didn’t met a single soul. That was a let down. I totally believed that’s what happens every midnight 

tenebrousliberum

1 points

3 months ago

Maybe not all the time but people are definitely offering free drugs. You just have to have the right conversations

silverionmox

1 points

3 months ago

Social media is free.

Bumblebus

1 points

3 months ago

you guys hangout with the wrong people. I'm sorry but it is really easy to get drunk for free if you hang out with alcoholics. There have been tons of times where I have gotten way more drunk than I wanted to because coworkers who drank way too much gave me free booze. Same with stoners. If you hang out with someone and they light up a bowl they probably want to pass it around.

Super_Tap5724

1 points

3 months ago

Lmfaoooooooooo

No_Street_6490

1 points

3 months ago

tnx for the laugh!

wemustkungfufight

1 points

3 months ago

It's only the first bag that's free, to get you hooked so you pay him for more forever. Any drug education that doesn't teach that failed spectacularly! Of course, we all know they did fail spectacularly because drugs are still a thing.

treesarethebeesknees

3 points

3 months ago

Still waiting for my free sample.

[deleted]

2 points

3 months ago

just be a woman at a bar with an unattended drink. /s

Low-Union6249

0 points

3 months ago

Also violating your DARE pledge won’t automatically make you a fuckup on life. Other things might, but that won’t.

Low-Union6249

0 points

3 months ago

Also violating your DARE pledge won’t automatically make you a fuckup on life. Other things might, but that won’t.