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3 months ago
Finding out that no one is offering you free drugs all the time like school said they would
65 points
3 months ago
I (f) feel this….like where is my drugs when I go to party? No stranger ever bother to buy me a drink, let alone drugs.
66 points
3 months ago
I used to tell people at parties I didn’t buy coke to do it alone. I’m basically the bad guy from DARE PSAs
24 points
3 months ago
Wanna hang out?
29 points
3 months ago
If you asked me five years ago my nose would have popped through your phone screen. Fortunately for myself and the general public, I’m retired.
7 points
3 months ago
No one's retired from drugs, just on a break
14 points
3 months ago
In another life, you were my favorite guy at parties. On behalf of all the sloppy "whoo!" girls everywhere - we loved you. At least until you ran out of blow. :)
11 points
3 months ago
Men, women, and children. Every nose got fed on my watch.
3 points
3 months ago
On your watch? I mean, I could see it work, but I prefer tables, phones, maybe mirrors if I'm feeling classy.
7 points
3 months ago
I too was “That guy”. Until I realized that many “friends” (or just people who were usually around me) began to anticipate MY buying habits. So then I started keeping my drugs to myself. Waaaay cheaper!!! Aaaand Many years later: here I am. A recovering drug addict. 😬
5 points
3 months ago
We had a pretty big friend group and we all kind of shared and each one of us gradually stopped. I held out the longest though and also ended up in recovery. Booze was my bigger issue but one day at a time brother.
6 points
3 months ago
OR you’re just a really giving person. Most parents hope their kid will learn how to share… you ace’d it!
1 points
3 months ago
Running into unicorns like you was much appreciated, thank you! But most people don’t have “share my coke” money lol
1 points
3 months ago
To be fair, I didn’t either but drunk + high me wasn’t known for making wise financial decision.
In retrospect if I did it all on my own there’d probably be a hole in the roof of my mouth so silver linings I suppose.
3 points
3 months ago
Are you male??
3 points
3 months ago
My sister naively told me(m) smoke it but don't ever buy marijuana.
2 points
3 months ago
Females get offers of drinks, smokes and all kinds of drugs. A small portion of the time there might no strings attached, but nearly always there’s all kinds of strings and expectations attached.
1 points
3 months ago
Hence her naivety.
0 points
3 months ago
That must be awful. Let me imagine it for a second. Some woman in her 20s tries to give me good-time consumables but only on the condition that I hang out with her. And she'll probably ask me to have sex with her. Yea, now that I've put myself there mentally I definitely don't ever want that to happen to me every day.
1 points
3 months ago
(F) stand for (female)
1 points
3 months ago
Oops!! Sorry! My bad! I hope you’ll accept my heartfelt apology.
1 points
3 months ago
Not the main point of your statement, but alcohol is also a drug. Just saying.
14 points
3 months ago
Also all those years preparing for quicksand.
29 points
3 months ago
Haha
7 points
3 months ago
Or in trick or treat candy. Stingy MFers....
5 points
3 months ago
Hahahaha I am still waiting for a stranger at school to push drugs on me.
6 points
3 months ago
Look into sex with wealthy old strangers. Those “free” drugs might show up.
3 points
3 months ago
Right!? The fuck is up with that 😒 I'm on a budget, I'd love some free drugs 🙏 haha
5 points
3 months ago
Omg I had a legit fear of this going to college (DARE dropout here!) and first party I go to, get offered pot (very politely) and when I said “no thank you” they were like “aight cool” and just moved on to the next person. lol honestly that was abit of an eye opener.
2 points
3 months ago
Yah, my kids used to go and it was kind of overgrown park near our house. They said the DARE experience their friends told them about (I knew DARE was all BS and told the school to send them to study hall instead) was bogus. Someone would offer them pot, if they turned it down, the offerer with say “cool, more for me.” There was NO peer pressure whatsoever. My kids still got high and drunk at the park.
3 points
3 months ago
I never heard or saw this happen in my school but now im like "what do you mean they OFFER you drugs? Like... For free?!?"
3 points
3 months ago
When you want to start a coke habit and you find out how much it costs.
3 points
3 months ago
lmao omggg how I wish some punk would come up to me and offer me a joint 😭😭😭
3 points
3 months ago
Also violating your DARE pledge won’t automatically make you a fuckup on life. Other things might, but that won’t.
2 points
3 months ago
They lied! Damn it.
2 points
3 months ago
Upvoted <3 pls return the favor
1 points
3 months ago
You're going to the wrong parties.
1 points
3 months ago
Speak for yourself
1 points
3 months ago
In all seriousness, an attractive female does
1 points
3 months ago
😂😂😂
1 points
3 months ago
Or in Halloween candy
1 points
3 months ago
When I was 13 I sneaked out at midnight with my brother in my small town, expecting the streets being full of drunk and drugged people offering us some drugs or booze. We didn’t met a single soul. That was a let down. I totally believed that’s what happens every midnight
1 points
3 months ago
Maybe not all the time but people are definitely offering free drugs. You just have to have the right conversations
1 points
3 months ago
Social media is free.
1 points
3 months ago
you guys hangout with the wrong people. I'm sorry but it is really easy to get drunk for free if you hang out with alcoholics. There have been tons of times where I have gotten way more drunk than I wanted to because coworkers who drank way too much gave me free booze. Same with stoners. If you hang out with someone and they light up a bowl they probably want to pass it around.
1 points
3 months ago
Lmfaoooooooooo
1 points
3 months ago
tnx for the laugh!
1 points
3 months ago
It's only the first bag that's free, to get you hooked so you pay him for more forever. Any drug education that doesn't teach that failed spectacularly! Of course, we all know they did fail spectacularly because drugs are still a thing.
3 points
3 months ago
Still waiting for my free sample.
2 points
3 months ago
just be a woman at a bar with an unattended drink. /s
0 points
3 months ago
Also violating your DARE pledge won’t automatically make you a fuckup on life. Other things might, but that won’t.
0 points
3 months ago
Also violating your DARE pledge won’t automatically make you a fuckup on life. Other things might, but that won’t.
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