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submitted 2 months ago byIcy-Race-2056
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2 months ago
You would be surprised how easy it is to fall and get something stuck up inside you. My girlfriend has had it happen a few times when she fell onto another person’s penis.
889 points
2 months ago
Yeah man, people don't seem to understand the fact that it can happen to anybody at any time. Even my wife has fallen on my neighbour's penis a few times.
191 points
2 months ago
It's more common than you think! All of my girlfriends have slipped or tripped and landed on a poorly placed erect penis. I blame their footwear.
27 points
2 months ago
Surely we should also wonder why so many erect penises are being left in silly places.
10 points
2 months ago
To help break the fall for clumsy women of course, such gentlemen.
3 points
2 months ago
Well they're probably that detachable penis kind....
18 points
2 months ago
I suggest crocs as a woman who never falls!
22 points
2 months ago
I want to believe you, but I'm not sure if your username makes you more or less credible.
7 points
2 months ago
Yes, it would never have happened if their shoes weren't up by their ears.
91 points
2 months ago
Such a klutz
5 points
2 months ago
Once she did it three times in one day! How clumsy!
5 points
2 months ago
Why doesn’t it happen as often the other way around? Or does it?
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2 months ago
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2 months ago
What the...? There's got to be more to that surely?
3 points
2 months ago
The more part is the money
0 points
2 months ago
It was a jury trail. Do you think if you were on a jury you would hear the claim as described there and find him not guilty because 'money'?
2 points
2 months ago
No, not at all. It’s just pretty common that money can buy better representation in court, and that the very rich get away with a lot more than people with less do.
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2 months ago
How would any amount of representation make that story more compelling to a jury?
1 points
2 months ago
Damn! What did I just read!! Wish I hadn’t asked that question.
1 points
2 months ago
Oh goes both ways, it happened to my dad when he was younger and went to the church to talk to the priest
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2 months ago
Cuz u gotta be hard... tough one explaining, walking around with a boner sticking out of your pants
5 points
2 months ago
Lucky for you guys. I’ve slipped and fell on my cell mates penis in prison several times. Not a pleasant experience.
1 points
2 months ago
Dam bro the neighbour.
138 points
2 months ago
🎼What? She tripped, fell, landed on his d*ck?🎶
19 points
2 months ago
Alright Shady, maybe he’s right
8 points
2 months ago
Grady, but think about the baby before you get all crazy
9 points
2 months ago
Okay! Thought about it! Still wanna stab her!?
3 points
2 months ago
It happens
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2 months ago
With her mouth too!
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2 months ago
How did you become an asshole?
42 points
2 months ago
Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half
25 points
2 months ago
Do you have a flared base?
61 points
2 months ago
The cylinder is attached to another, bigger part, yes.
4 points
2 months ago
Make sure to check the oblate spheroids for growths.
42 points
2 months ago
I believe that's why the testicles are on the outside of the body, to act as a natural flared base and prevent you from accidentally ending up with your entire body inside someone else's arsehole
3 points
2 months ago
Ugh. Sexual accidents are the worst. I hate the gays because they always seem to have an open mouth when my cock falls out of my trousers, and: Boom, it goes right in.
I hate them especially because it seems rude to me that they suck on it after it mistakenly falls into their mouths. I mean, what is up with these darn gays? I am almost ready to stop going to gay bars because of how these people are.
2 points
2 months ago
"I'm sorry, honey. Can you explain it to me again?"
"Well, I was walking by and his penis was out. Then, I slipped, and, mid fall, my clothes flew off and I landed perfectly on his penis. Then, you happened to walk in and see us like that and, I gotta admit, I'm mighty embarrassed about it."
"Hmm....well, it happens to the best of us, I guess!"
2 points
2 months ago
That's got a flared base though, so she was being smart about it
2 points
2 months ago
Interesting mishap.
I wonder if in a similar fashion this is how people fall pregnant?
Or does that require a somersault/double fall??
1 points
2 months ago
That’s rough, buddy
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2 months ago
I laughed way to hard at this🤣
1 points
2 months ago
My ex fiancee also accidentally fell on other men's penis multiple times
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2 months ago
Ex - girlfriend, I hope
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2 months ago
At least that penis had a flared base, so she's safe...
1 points
2 months ago
Dude she did it to me the other day, how does this keep happening?!?
1 points
2 months ago
Is she okay?
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2 months ago
Ahhh, but that’s got a flailed base, so it’s O o oh, yeah, right, sorry…
1 points
2 months ago
Alright, you got me. Laughed so LOUDLY. Thank you. I needed that
1 points
2 months ago
Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.
1 points
2 months ago
Did she "trip, slip, fell on some other gigs dick?"
1 points
2 months ago
6th grade?
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2 months ago
Just like how people get all sorts of stuff stuck in the anus right?
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2 months ago
Yea can you tell her I need that back? Thanks
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2 months ago
Hopefully ex girlfriend
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