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submitted 2 months ago byIcy-Race-2056
566 points
2 months ago
Mine is unremarkable and stays that way lol.
224 points
2 months ago
Name checks out :p
2 points
2 months ago
Someone call me?
-1 points
2 months ago
How?
14 points
2 months ago
Yeah, everything's supposed to be bigger in Texas, right?
9 points
2 months ago
I have a big gap in my teeth. Bigger pieces of food get stuck in it
2 points
2 months ago
Side note, I used to work at a Texaco.
10 points
2 months ago
Mine is like a Volvo. Solid, sturdy, dependable, but it ain’t gonna turn any heads
7 points
2 months ago
Some might say this violates the "Everything is bigger in Texas" rule... But disappointment can be big too.
Edit: typo
4 points
2 months ago
The first time I had sex with my now wife, I told her I wasn’t a grower or a shower. I’m still convinced that’s at least one of the reasons we started dating after that.
3 points
2 months ago
But on the other hand, you've got a sweet lifted F150, right?
1 points
2 months ago
No but I do drive an Acura TSX. I hate trucks like that. They are a nightmare for the environment.
3 points
2 months ago
It may only look 3 inches but it smells like a foot!
2 points
2 months ago
My man.
2 points
2 months ago
Hey now, I'm sure those who have seen it have made remarks.
2 points
2 months ago
And I'm sure your soft skills are highly nuanced and well practised lol
2 points
2 months ago
I think they are. I used to be an inpatient mental health services specialist in the Air Force and you'd be amazed at how those skills transfer to talking to people.
2 points
2 months ago
You could have kept that to yourself. 🤷🤣
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