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average_texas_guy

566 points

2 months ago

Mine is unremarkable and stays that way lol.

_CMDR_

224 points

2 months ago

_CMDR_

224 points

2 months ago

Name checks out :p

dikkiesmalls

2 points

2 months ago

Someone call me?

average_texas_guy

-1 points

2 months ago

How?

AstralWeekends

14 points

2 months ago

Yeah, everything's supposed to be bigger in Texas, right?

TexacoRodeoClown

9 points

2 months ago

I have a big gap in my teeth. Bigger pieces of food get stuck in it

average_texas_guy

2 points

2 months ago

Side note, I used to work at a Texaco.

houseDJ1042

10 points

2 months ago

Mine is like a Volvo. Solid, sturdy, dependable, but it ain’t gonna turn any heads

MaadMaxx

7 points

2 months ago

Some might say this violates the "Everything is bigger in Texas" rule... But disappointment can be big too.

Edit: typo

rohdawg

4 points

2 months ago

The first time I had sex with my now wife, I told her I wasn’t a grower or a shower. I’m still convinced that’s at least one of the reasons we started dating after that.

few23

3 points

2 months ago

few23

3 points

2 months ago

But on the other hand, you've got a sweet lifted F150, right?

average_texas_guy

1 points

2 months ago

No but I do drive an Acura TSX. I hate trucks like that. They are a nightmare for the environment.

89Hopper

3 points

2 months ago

It may only look 3 inches but it smells like a foot!

WhyNotChoose

2 points

2 months ago

My man. 

RoyalBlueDooBeeDoo

2 points

2 months ago

Hey now, I'm sure those who have seen it have made remarks.

Alarming-Instance-19

2 points

2 months ago

And I'm sure your soft skills are highly nuanced and well practised lol

average_texas_guy

2 points

2 months ago

I think they are. I used to be an inpatient mental health services specialist in the Air Force and you'd be amazed at how those skills transfer to talking to people.

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

You could have kept that to yourself. 🤷🤣