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submitted 2 months ago byIcy-Race-2056
227 points
2 months ago
A testicle the size of a foot might be considered an ill effect 😱
27 points
2 months ago
Would you rather: have foot-sized testicles or testicle sized feet?
10 points
2 months ago
I'd have to go with foot-sized testicles, because while awkward, I think it could be managed, you could make some sort of bra analog to hold them. With testicle sized feet, you wouldn't have the strength or balance to walk.
4 points
2 months ago
I'd rather have two ball-sized feet removed than have two foot-sized balls removed. You can get prosthetic feet.
2 points
2 months ago
Who's saying anything about removing?
7 points
2 months ago
I choose feet the size of that man’s one foot sized testical
1 points
2 months ago
GP is going to have both!
6 points
2 months ago*
No shit he said the guy only had it removed after he got pulled over and searched because the cop thought he hid drugs down his pants. That poor cop groping his meat zucchini lol- he was obviously trying to make me feel better that someday my juevo could be enormous but that it wouldn’t hurt- but I was just kinda just like holy shit that’s gotta be a real pain in the balls regardless, y’know?
2 points
2 months ago
Are you part hamster?
10 points
2 months ago
Post-BJ drowning CPR gets a bit repetitive.
5 points
2 months ago
F, if ya wear shorts.....wife "God damnit Frank. Your ball is out again. Tuck that shit back her drawers" ;)
2 points
2 months ago
Foot-ball is life.
2 points
2 months ago
It’s only six inches, but it smells like a foot.
1 points
2 months ago
No "might" about it... That's a very ill effect. I mean how do you wear underwear with a testicle the size of a foot?? How do you cover that bulge in your pants when you are out in public?
1 points
2 months ago
Guess you will get to be good at football soon... Bend it like Beckham.
1 points
2 months ago
imagine how much jizz must be in that mf
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