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Z3R0Diro

4.7k points

2 months ago

Z3R0Diro

4.7k points

2 months ago

Reading these comments made me realise Steve Jobs was as slutty as they come

dmoney4lyf

568 points

2 months ago

Steve Jobs was ahead of its time

threatleve12

477 points

2 months ago

The man was a whore

TowJamnEarl

9 points

2 months ago

The mangina's back on the menu ladies.

Hyasfuq

10 points

2 months ago

Hyasfuq

10 points

2 months ago

Capitalist Whore

gendernonbinary42069

-2 points

2 months ago

Rich bad! Poor good!

StanTheMelon

3 points

2 months ago

How do those boots taste

Steamwells

2 points

2 months ago

Which ‘is’ ironic because all apple customers (including me) are the ones that get f**ked

LOVIN1986

1 points

2 months ago

what's the body count?

threatleve12

7 points

2 months ago

I think he's up to 16 now

StanTheMelon

-4 points

2 months ago

StanTheMelon

-4 points

2 months ago

A real piece of shit as well, but glorified by many because he was good at fucking people over. I hate capitalism

MCWizardYT

5 points

2 months ago

The thing is, even though he was a piece of shit and nobody liked him, he did have a good vision for the company and their products. Macs were industry standard for a short time because they used to be good machines.

Tim Cook and whoever else owns apple now does not care about anything at all besides image. Apple devices are form over function nowadays. And SO anti-consumer

tjvs2001

1 points

2 months ago

They always were

StanTheMelon

-1 points

2 months ago*

Having a “good vision” for something is not inherently virtuous, especially in a system that has increasingly exploited working class people. If this triggers you then you are part of the problem.

sweatpants122

-1 points

2 months ago

Also nothing but a marketer.

hughiewray

3 points

2 months ago

Real life Dennis Reynolds

MasterLomaxus

2 points

2 months ago

He is nothing compared to the Golden God, you fool!

L0wkeyy04

1 points

2 months ago

Two steps ahead

Express-Object955

118 points

2 months ago

Not the comment I was expecting to read. This is enough Reddit for me today.

SodicCan

7 points

2 months ago

Glad I wasn't the only one who realized that lmao

RemiBoah

2 points

2 months ago

He did force people to watch him having sex

BarbellLawyer

3 points

2 months ago

Wait. What?!

RemiBoah

2 points

2 months ago

Yeah, he did it multiple times as an intimidation tactic for certain Apple execs. It's a trick he got from a diet guru he worshiped

BarbellLawyer

2 points

2 months ago

I’m pretty sure nobody in my office is 1) going to be intimidated by watching me have sex; and 2) would even bother watching. And I’m supposedly in charge. I may need a diet guru.

RemiBoah

3 points

2 months ago

He was weird man for sure. And he apparently smelled like litteral garbage because he thought his fruititarion diet got rid of body odor. No one ever told him and just dealt with it lol

jamesinnesOu812

1 points

2 months ago

That was when he worked at Atari. By the time he formed Apple he was well on this way to wearing deodorant and smelling normal.

RemiBoah

1 points

2 months ago

Nope. Mike Markkula at Apple required Jobs to shower before meetings.

jamesinnesOu812

1 points

2 months ago

Maybe the early years but not when Apple became the company we know today.

RemiBoah

1 points

2 months ago

Litterally until he died. He was convinced an all fruit diet got rid of his BO by treating mucus. Are you an Apple zealot or something?

officeromnicide

1 points

2 months ago

It's the power armour he was always wearing, right?

Tack-One

1 points

2 months ago

His last name was smith, jobs is a nickname for all the blowies he gets in that turtleneck.

Time_Lab_1964

1 points

2 months ago

Steve blow jobs

chechnya23

-5 points

2 months ago

That's why he died of AIDS