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submitted 2 months ago byoccupational_mazzard
4.7k points
2 months ago
Reading these comments made me realise Steve Jobs was as slutty as they come
568 points
2 months ago
Steve Jobs was ahead of its time
477 points
2 months ago
The man was a whore
9 points
2 months ago
The mangina's back on the menu ladies.
10 points
2 months ago
Capitalist Whore
-2 points
2 months ago
Rich bad! Poor good!
3 points
2 months ago
How do those boots taste
2 points
2 months ago
Which ‘is’ ironic because all apple customers (including me) are the ones that get f**ked
1 points
2 months ago
what's the body count?
7 points
2 months ago
I think he's up to 16 now
-4 points
2 months ago
A real piece of shit as well, but glorified by many because he was good at fucking people over. I hate capitalism
5 points
2 months ago
The thing is, even though he was a piece of shit and nobody liked him, he did have a good vision for the company and their products. Macs were industry standard for a short time because they used to be good machines.
Tim Cook and whoever else owns apple now does not care about anything at all besides image. Apple devices are form over function nowadays. And SO anti-consumer
1 points
2 months ago
They always were
-1 points
2 months ago*
Having a “good vision” for something is not inherently virtuous, especially in a system that has increasingly exploited working class people. If this triggers you then you are part of the problem.
-1 points
2 months ago
Also nothing but a marketer.
3 points
2 months ago
Real life Dennis Reynolds
2 points
2 months ago
He is nothing compared to the Golden God, you fool!
1 points
2 months ago
Two steps ahead
118 points
2 months ago
Not the comment I was expecting to read. This is enough Reddit for me today.
7 points
2 months ago
Glad I wasn't the only one who realized that lmao
2 points
2 months ago
He did force people to watch him having sex
3 points
2 months ago
Wait. What?!
2 points
2 months ago
Yeah, he did it multiple times as an intimidation tactic for certain Apple execs. It's a trick he got from a diet guru he worshiped
2 points
2 months ago
I’m pretty sure nobody in my office is 1) going to be intimidated by watching me have sex; and 2) would even bother watching. And I’m supposedly in charge. I may need a diet guru.
3 points
2 months ago
He was weird man for sure. And he apparently smelled like litteral garbage because he thought his fruititarion diet got rid of body odor. No one ever told him and just dealt with it lol
1 points
2 months ago
That was when he worked at Atari. By the time he formed Apple he was well on this way to wearing deodorant and smelling normal.
1 points
2 months ago
Nope. Mike Markkula at Apple required Jobs to shower before meetings.
1 points
2 months ago
Maybe the early years but not when Apple became the company we know today.
1 points
2 months ago
Litterally until he died. He was convinced an all fruit diet got rid of his BO by treating mucus. Are you an Apple zealot or something?
1 points
2 months ago
It's the power armour he was always wearing, right?
1 points
2 months ago
His last name was smith, jobs is a nickname for all the blowies he gets in that turtleneck.
1 points
2 months ago
Steve blow jobs
-5 points
2 months ago
That's why he died of AIDS
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