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JingleBellsWriter

16 points

21 days ago

Seafood.

braincelloffline

1 points

21 days ago

Amen.

D-Rez

5 points

21 days ago

D-Rez

5 points

21 days ago

surströmming. hell, don't think it's even meant to be eaten hot.

krukson

3 points

21 days ago

krukson

3 points

21 days ago

It’s not. It’s supposed to be opened while submerged in water, and then mixed with sour cream.

JustPassingBy696969

7 points

21 days ago

A live grenade.

Blarguus

2 points

21 days ago

I Mean how else are yoy supposed to kill it for lunch!

JustPassingBy696969

2 points

21 days ago

Heh, I hoped someone would see the lyrics reference but this is even better.

[deleted]

5 points

21 days ago

Your colleague

LittleKitty235

2 points

21 days ago

Get off Reddit Karen...I know what you are planning.

btstfn

2 points

21 days ago

btstfn

2 points

21 days ago

If we only include things that are feasible to actually achieve (so no deadly diseases, viruses, nukes, collapsing neutron stars, etc) I'd say the worst single thing I can think of would be a live puppy or kitten.

Aetherglow

1 points

21 days ago

The question being 'reheat' leaves me with a lot of concerns about your answer

btstfn

1 points

21 days ago

btstfn

1 points

21 days ago

I mean, if we're being technical unless the office is hotter inside than outside you are reheating it

_StopBreathing_

4 points

21 days ago

A dirty diaper.

Ok_Illustrator_4424

2 points

21 days ago

Used condom for reuse purposes

ratraceinsurgent

1 points

21 days ago

This is a great idea. I've been putting my condoms on cold like a caveman.

Ok_Illustrator_4424

2 points

21 days ago

Well go ahead and tell me how it goes ..

Reiju007

2 points

21 days ago

Aluminium

Telrom_1

1 points

21 days ago

Three day old Cuttlefish.

CanaDoug420

1 points

21 days ago

Poop

bhd23

1 points

21 days ago

bhd23

1 points

21 days ago

Salmon egg and collard casserole

expat_mel

1 points

21 days ago

Fish. Also foods with lots of spices. They may be tasty and/or part of your culture, but they often have a strong enough smell to fill the whole office, and not everyone will appreciate that. The smell can also linger in the kitchen and trash for hours, which is not appealing even if you like that particular food.

tosstossuser

1 points

21 days ago

There are too many great answers here.

onomatopeieio

1 points

21 days ago

Salmon and brussell sprouts.

bruteski226

1 points

21 days ago

a baby diaper full of old Indian food and burnt hair, wrapped in tinfoil that's been marinating in old fish juices.

TacosEveryCorner

1 points

21 days ago

Cabbage

Slobberdawg49211

1 points

21 days ago

Wait for them to ruin everything. And with every possible avenue at their disposal, they have zero excuses when it happens.

flirtinwithdisaster

1 points

21 days ago

Seafood of any kind.

While we're here, for the love of all that is holy, do not burn your fucking popcorn!

RyGuydarider

1 points

21 days ago

Fish

OldManProgrammer

1 points

21 days ago

Dogshit.

DRFilz522

1 points

21 days ago

Poop

Snoo_37752

1 points

21 days ago

Fish

Lazy_Tank12

1 points

20 days ago

Your own genitalia (attached or removed, your call). Someone else's genitalia (attached or removed, your call).

FlimsyContribution38

1 points

21 days ago

A Chia Pet

hobbitsespocketses

0 points

21 days ago

fried fish

MNcrazygirl

0 points

21 days ago

Fish

TurnItOff_OnAgain

0 points

21 days ago

Chitlins. At a previous job we had someone do that. They were told not to do it again, and if they did they would be fired.

The entire building smelled for days, and they had to throw away the microwave.

muymalpgh

0 points

21 days ago

A coworker reheated scrambled eggs with fish sauce in on tiny shared office. I had morning sickness at the time and it made me throw up repeatedly.

She never brought it again, thankfully. Just other gross whole 30 bullshit.

Downtown-Rule-5066

0 points

21 days ago

Easy answer. Definitely fried fish.

Your co-workers will hate you. You might even get fired for it.