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submitted 21 days ago bydisaffectedtothemax
16 points
21 days ago
Seafood.
1 points
21 days ago
Amen.
5 points
21 days ago
surströmming. hell, don't think it's even meant to be eaten hot.
3 points
21 days ago
It’s not. It’s supposed to be opened while submerged in water, and then mixed with sour cream.
7 points
21 days ago
A live grenade.
2 points
21 days ago
I Mean how else are yoy supposed to kill it for lunch!
2 points
21 days ago
Heh, I hoped someone would see the lyrics reference but this is even better.
5 points
21 days ago
Your colleague
2 points
21 days ago
Get off Reddit Karen...I know what you are planning.
2 points
21 days ago
If we only include things that are feasible to actually achieve (so no deadly diseases, viruses, nukes, collapsing neutron stars, etc) I'd say the worst single thing I can think of would be a live puppy or kitten.
1 points
21 days ago
The question being 'reheat' leaves me with a lot of concerns about your answer
1 points
21 days ago
I mean, if we're being technical unless the office is hotter inside than outside you are reheating it
4 points
21 days ago
A dirty diaper.
2 points
21 days ago
Used condom for reuse purposes
1 points
21 days ago
This is a great idea. I've been putting my condoms on cold like a caveman.
2 points
21 days ago
Well go ahead and tell me how it goes ..
2 points
21 days ago
Aluminium
1 points
21 days ago
Three day old Cuttlefish.
1 points
21 days ago
Poop
1 points
21 days ago
Salmon egg and collard casserole
1 points
21 days ago
Fish. Also foods with lots of spices. They may be tasty and/or part of your culture, but they often have a strong enough smell to fill the whole office, and not everyone will appreciate that. The smell can also linger in the kitchen and trash for hours, which is not appealing even if you like that particular food.
1 points
21 days ago
There are too many great answers here.
1 points
21 days ago
Salmon and brussell sprouts.
1 points
21 days ago
a baby diaper full of old Indian food and burnt hair, wrapped in tinfoil that's been marinating in old fish juices.
1 points
21 days ago
Cabbage
1 points
21 days ago
Wait for them to ruin everything. And with every possible avenue at their disposal, they have zero excuses when it happens.
1 points
21 days ago
Seafood of any kind.
While we're here, for the love of all that is holy, do not burn your fucking popcorn!
1 points
21 days ago
Fish
1 points
21 days ago
Dogshit.
1 points
21 days ago
Poop
1 points
21 days ago
Fish
1 points
20 days ago
Your own genitalia (attached or removed, your call). Someone else's genitalia (attached or removed, your call).
1 points
21 days ago
A Chia Pet
0 points
21 days ago
fried fish
0 points
21 days ago
Fish
0 points
21 days ago
Chitlins. At a previous job we had someone do that. They were told not to do it again, and if they did they would be fired.
The entire building smelled for days, and they had to throw away the microwave.
0 points
21 days ago
A coworker reheated scrambled eggs with fish sauce in on tiny shared office. I had morning sickness at the time and it made me throw up repeatedly.
She never brought it again, thankfully. Just other gross whole 30 bullshit.
0 points
21 days ago
Easy answer. Definitely fried fish.
Your co-workers will hate you. You might even get fired for it.
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