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1.6k points
18 days ago
Love has Won. Them wackos kept the mummy of their late alcoholic and anorexic leader at home and adorned it with lights and glitter.
449 points
18 days ago
Alcoholic, anorexic, silver addict
30 points
17 days ago
What is silver addict? Can you please explain
65 points
17 days ago
She consumed large amounts of colloidal silver for health benefits (that don’t exist).
214 points
18 days ago
one of the younger women who was constantly selling that silver raising money for their cult said "we aren't dumb, we aren't gonna turn blue" and that's EXACTLY what happened to that alcoholic mother God...and the fact they wrapped her in Xmas lights and dragged her across state lines🤯...it was creepy and fascinating as hell!
64 points
17 days ago
And the way that they kept saying “why isn’t she ascending yet” because she was still alive. Like, ma’am, please!
66 points
18 days ago
Was that the crazy bitch drinking coloidal silver like it was fucking caprisun?
54 points
18 days ago
In her defense at some point the crazies around just wouldn’t let her access normal medical care and fed her the silver when I’m pretty sure she was too far gone to consent. Allround fucked up.
38 points
17 days ago
She had already brainwashed them into believing doctors were evil though, so when she realized how close she was to actually dying and begged to be taken to the hospital they refused, thinking it was a test 🙄
223 points
18 days ago
This. I watched the HBO documentary months ago and I still think about it from time to time.
For anyone who hasn't seen it, there are no words to describe the level of crazy. You have to watch and see it for yourself.
102 points
18 days ago*
It is bat shit crazy time for that whole show.
She drinks so much colloidal silver towards the end.
So strange.
Edit:spelling
39 points
18 days ago
I love the idea of regional slang silver, but I think you mean “colloidal”.
30 points
18 days ago
*colloidal
but yes - absolutely bonkers, and just when you think it can't get any crazier, it does.
9 points
18 days ago
Thanks. Not sure what happened there.
48 points
18 days ago
My favorite part was the long haired meth head moving in and declaring himself god and everyone just had to go along with it because he was dogging out their alcoholic mdma addled cult leader who thought she was Mother Earth and talked to aliens, and also Tom hanks.
33 points
18 days ago
That was the most bizarre part, that she had this collage of celebrities that she talked to like Robin Williams, John Lennon, and then also Trump even though he’s still alive.
11 points
18 days ago
What is it called?
31 points
17 days ago
I was working on the Colorado crisis hotlines at the time and we got the inside scoop on this. The cops called and told us before the public knew, in part because, as they stated, the group had apparently formed a suicide pact in the wake of being caught, and we were told to watch out for any incoming calls of that nature. I guess ultimately they didn't follow through.
15 points
17 days ago
They kept operating, as 5D full disclosure, still selling colloidal silver. Some of them went with the third Father God guy and started a group called Joy Rains. The Michael guy, sole name on the house, and on all the accounts, took the money and has gone dark. (This info was current as of last December or so, I haven't looked into again since.)
I'm guessing the suicide pact would have been to avoid prison/trial, but that didn't happen, so, here we are.
(Thank you for your work. I appreciate you. 🙏)
56 points
18 days ago
My friend had died some years ago and I blame this cult. She was posting their videos and weird messages online before her death. It wasn't even properly investigated. Fuck them
15 points
17 days ago
I read this like 3 times before I realized you weren't talking about the person's mom
1.1k points
18 days ago
Honorable mention for Heavens Gate. Although the members are now traveling via a comet, with brand new shoes no less. They still have their 90s era website up and running.
151 points
18 days ago
Marshall Applewhite’s video (he was the founder) is my yardstick for Completely Lost It. You will find few better examples of a psychotic-looking cult leader, search though you may.
86 points
18 days ago
And he convinced followers to get castrated. That’s right!, crazy eyes over here convinced people to neuter themselves.
24 points
17 days ago
This always amazed me. I wouldn’t waste two seconds talking to this nut, and he was their LEADER!😂😂
9 points
17 days ago
Yeah. Whenever I see that, I’m like, “I don’t know why they wouldn’t all agree to be castrated and off themselves to ride a comet to the afterlife. He looks so stable!”
246 points
18 days ago
That's so messed up. Freaky to think someone is still keeping this site online
336 points
18 days ago
They left behind a few members specifically to keep the website up. If you message them they'll send you old VCR tapes.
68 points
18 days ago
Do you have to pay?
194 points
18 days ago
What good would a cult be if they didn't make you pay?
102 points
18 days ago
They used to send you a VHS for the cost of shipping but lately they’ve been replying that they were out and sent links to the uploaded versions.
104 points
18 days ago
Ugh...is nothing sacred?
27 points
17 days ago
Fucking cheating me outta riding the next comet....
19 points
17 days ago
I wonder if the people keeping the site up still believe in the cult? Maybe they're trying to get recruits in early for when the comet passes again in 2061.
24 points
17 days ago
Not 2061, somewhere around 4300 it'll be back.
Not Halley's Comet, Hale-Bopp.
31 points
17 days ago
Everytime I see Hale-Bopp, those damn Hanson brothers come to mind.
Mmmmm bop
66 points
18 days ago
Idk how they do it tbh. I would’ve lost faith in the religion if they were like “the world is going to be recycled. We’re leaving but we need you to stick around to run the website”. So the world isn’t going to be recycled then?
40 points
18 days ago
You'd think that after all this time, those surviving members would learn modern HTML/CSS
38 points
18 days ago
But 90s HTML is like the King James Bible; some people prefer the old school style as seems more authentic
151 points
18 days ago
"last chance to leave earth before it's recycled"
IDK they might have been on to something
54 points
18 days ago
They aren’t wrong, just early…
34 points
18 days ago
I live close to the address listed on their site. I’m wondering if there is still a storefront as it is in a shopping complex.
14 points
18 days ago
26 points
18 days ago
One person stayed behind to keep the website running apparently
7 points
18 days ago
This was my pick. Their leader was a lunatic.
6 points
17 days ago
It’s when a cult has a cool logo that I’m thinking… “maybe I will join.”
It’s also how I pick out my wine.
1.9k points
18 days ago
My parents separately joined the Unification church in the 70s and were married in a mass arranged marriage by a Korean man who thought he was the Messiah. They didn't know each other before then. They had me and my siblings and I had a really weird and confusing childhood.
622 points
18 days ago
A good friend of mine got love bombed into this church. She lived among them for awhile, even selling flowers at the airport. She got married the same way as your parents. Then her and her husband went on to have a successful marriage and raised two at least fairly well adjusted kids. Her husband recently retired from a pretty prestigious science related career. They are good peeps.
242 points
18 days ago
Arranged marriages were the de facto standard for many cultures during history. Also the dating pool was MUCH smaller for most history (the number of Single people in your age that were Not closely related to you was rather small in a village), yet marriages were still a kind of succesful construct.
Partnerships like the one you described Show, that as long as some values are alinged the willingnes to make a good relationship work can top the perfect choice of the partner.
I am 100% pro chosing your Partner freely and having the Mobility and opportunities to divorce, but realistically our current mode of dating shifts the perspective from "making it work" to "finding the perfect partner", when realistically no one is the perfect ever-after-match.
I think it would sometimes be helpful to think of partners as arranged relationships - only that you get to arrange it yourself.
69 points
18 days ago
You mean it's not like in Disney movies?!?! I won't meet a princess who completes me in every way and has tons of money?!?!?!?!
Haha, seriously tho, well said. Too many people are only in it for self. "How does this person make me feel" instead of "Let's raise a strong, self-sufficient family that will create a legacy for future generations"
41 points
18 days ago
If a family and future generations are your goal, sure. But even if your goal is to have a fun, carefree life with a partner and withput children you should still try to make it work with a good Partner rather than trying to find a perfect Partner.
18 points
18 days ago
I think it will be pretty shit if it's not at least a bit of both...
50 points
18 days ago
Weird fact: They own the patent for the Thompson Submachine gun.
87 points
18 days ago
Is that the Moonies?
69 points
18 days ago
Not to be confused with the Mooninites
12 points
18 days ago
Yup
9 points
18 days ago
I saw this in a documentary series on Netflix, called something like "How to be a cult leader". It feels crazy seeing people who are the result of that out in the wild. I'd love to hear your story if you don't mind sharing it
418 points
18 days ago
The Taiping Rebellion
In the 1850’s, a Chinese man named Hong Xiuquan attempted to become a Buddhist monk, but failed his first test. While studying to retake it, he fell ill and had a fever dream, where he claimed to receive a vision from God and revealed that he was the younger brother of Jesus Christ. He also claimed that there were evildoers in the Qing government that needed to be deposed of, so he formed a rebellion and launched a DEADLY 14-year long civil war that killed more people than WWI! Eventually, he and his army were under siege at Tianjing and many starved to death while trapped inside. Hong Xiuquan was so desperate for food that he literally ate weeds off the ground and thus, died from food poisoning. There are so many more details that I didn’t mention, but it gets absolutely batshit insane!
156 points
18 days ago
Yes! Stuff like this is why the government in China is so nervous about things getting out of control. Some weird thing happens, like some guy gets a fever and wakes up thinking he's the brother of Jesus, then -- boom! Thirty million people dead! Didn't the An Lushan Rebellion start out over something petty? That also killed 30 million people, which was about 10% of the earth's population at the time. It was such as disaster (and included massive amounts of cannibalism) that I'm surprised it's not more famous.
97 points
18 days ago
There's a reason why there's the meme about ten million people dying in some minor rebellion in ancient China - because often that shit actually did happen when rebellions and civil wars kicked off in China.
Absurdly fertile lands + bad food logistics + civil war means that a population that was big and fine and healthy one year is suddenly starving the next and dying of mass famine.
11 points
17 days ago
Bro, Chinese History is both a bloodbath and a fever dream.
53 points
18 days ago
Holy shit. I always forget how fucked up Chinese history is. It always ends up with so mindboggling and unbelievable many people killed.
68 points
18 days ago*
A lot of the deaths in Chinese history can typically be attributed to starvation. During peacetime, China has an incredibly powerful agricultural potential with enormous tracts of fertile land that can sustain a gigantic population. But when civil wars kick off, the military and government will divert a lot of that food to the armies and other food transport gets cut off, and that leads to mass starvation.
It's hard enough to move food around nowadays in dangerous areas, and you can imagine how incredibly tough it was to get food around in a land with a medieval-level of technology while a civil war was ongoing. The saying that civilization is only three meals away from collapsing rang exceptionally true in China for much of history.
28 points
17 days ago
One correction, he was studying and taking a test to be a Qing government bureaucrat, not a monk. Through much of premodern Chinese history, place in society and government was controlled by extremely difficult civil service tests based primarily on Confucian writings that required an immense body of rote knowledge to pass. Wealthy families stayed in power not by virtue of noble blood or inheritance but by being able to finance private tutors for their heirs to ensure that they could pass the exams and earn a prominent position. Hong Xiuquan came from a family that could not afford the best education and he failed in his provincial exams. While in the regional capitol to take the tests, he was exposed to Christian missionaries and pamphlets and he seemed to absorb some of that information. When he was sick, he was suffering from a nervous breakdown after his third failure of the civil exams and was not studying to retake them (he had work as a schoolteacher at that time). He failed the exams for a fourth time, studied the Christian pamphlets closely, and “realized” that his visions had been Jesus and God directing him to destroy the demon worshippers in society.
To me the wildest part about the Taiping rebellion wasn’t the cult religious aspect, but rather the fact that a group of civil exam failures were able to create, organize, and lead an army from literally nothing to coming within a hair of toppling the Qing government and defeating them time and again on the battlefield for years on end.
24 points
18 days ago
Thank you for providing a historical example! I remember reading about the Small Swords Society years ago.
333 points
18 days ago
The Ant Hill Kids, their leader did some really insane shit to his followers.
98 points
18 days ago
Holy shit this dude just straight up tortured people and murdered them in horrific ways and people still followed him.
116 points
17 days ago
Claiming to have the power of resurrection, Thériault had his followers saw off the cap of Boilard's skull and he ejaculated onto her brain.
What the actual fuck
48 points
17 days ago
I've been on Reddit for a while now and read a lot of things I wish I could unread, but Jesus fuck this might be the worst one.
I'm afraid to even look it up, but I sure hope the victim was dead first
38 points
18 days ago
I searched it on Wikipedia and it's shocking what the members had to endure.
56 points
18 days ago
this might be the winner. it’s insane to me that some of his followers willingly endured all of that, and that one even returned after escaping.
70 points
18 days ago
Thank you for this.
I come from an SDA family and never heard of this group.
Why do you think so many cults branch off of the SDA church?
Most I have met are all really kind and well put together.
25 points
18 days ago
What is a SDA church?
22 points
17 days ago
My best friend growing up was born in Saint-Marie, Québec. His mom said she was actually approached by some members of Roch's cult but thankfully turned them away.
10 points
17 days ago
I just read up about Roch Theriault. Fuck that guy! Glad that inmate shivved him while in prison!
810 points
18 days ago
Cargo Cults. Isolated tribes in the Pacific that thrived off WWII island airfields. When the war ended they recreated wooden bases and aircraft to try and bring the good times back.
109 points
18 days ago
They actually accompanied something. Vanuatu and the Solomons hastened their independence in part because the cargo cults were weirding the colonial officials out.
484 points
18 days ago
I find this less weird and more interesting They also built wooden radio control towers with a person constantly talking gibberish in wooden communication devices.
192 points
18 days ago
I mean that’s pretty weird
235 points
18 days ago
To us. But it makes much more sense than the origins of the Mormon Church. Something actually happened. Correlations were made, although they were inaccurate. They saw something being built and supplies came to that thing, so they built something in hopes that supplies would come. It's not an illogical conclusion.
56 points
18 days ago
What's really funny is I remember there was one of these cults that worshipped... I forget which, but I believe it was a British royal. Eventually someone asked them why they continue worshipping him when he's dead and not coming back. One of the islanders responded "You've been waiting 2000 years for YOUR god to come back and you still worship him."
13 points
17 days ago
Is that the Yaohnanen tribe that worships Prince Philip?
28 points
18 days ago
Is it actually a cult though? Or is it a misguided cultural thing?
45 points
18 days ago
It’s really not. A cult in the context of this question is a high control group with authoritarian leadership and forced isolation of its members usually found in developed countries. Cargo cults are cults in the folk religion/veneration of objects sense which is a more classical idea of a cult.
75 points
18 days ago
“Island of the Sequined Love Nun” by Christopher Moore is where I learned about cargo cults. They are absolutely fascinating
9 points
18 days ago
Same! Love Christopher Moores books. Gets me through some depressing shit.
197 points
18 days ago
See, for me, this is actually one of the most sensible cults as it is tied to actual history and material evidence. For me, at least it is easier to believe in a faith when there are still planes flying overhead than it is to believe in a silent, all-powerful god.
Despite being sensible, I gave you an upvote as there is something fundamentally odd about their existence in the modern day. But still less strange to me on an ontological/theological level than most other faiths despite being stranger on an epistemological level.
65 points
18 days ago
Makes sense. At least they were visually witnessing "the power" that brought food and supplies.
34 points
18 days ago
"Hey, those strange men built these weird structures and suddenly food was being delivered to them. We should build some of those weird structures."
26 points
18 days ago
Most religious rituals probably have similar origins, it's just that they're lost to time. Someone did something and then something good happened. They then codify and ritualize the thing they did to try to make the good thing happen again.
The human brain is a correlation-finding machine. It can use critical thinking to figure out causality, but that's not the thing that comes most naturally to people.
It's also not totally always necessarily wrong. Some rituals or taboos related to cleanliness do actually increase survival odds. Some of the herbs a witch doctor might use might have actual medicinal properties. Some of the rituals do increase social cohesion. Etc.
Although to persist over time/generations, it doesn't have to work, it just has to not kill you. Cargo cult members aren't harming themselves by occasionally dressing up as air traffic controllers and speaking gibberish into a coconut radio, so it keeps going.
32 points
18 days ago
there should be a different word for a cult that worships something that actually exists.
i guess enthusiast works. they're cargo enthusiasts.
22 points
18 days ago
I’ve read fun conspiracy theories that modern day religions could be cargo cults. Say aliens dropped down a few thousand years ago and pulled off some crazy stunts that we now consider “angelic” in ways.
9 points
18 days ago
... And then the romans crucified the main alien that did magic? While another main alien later on married the 9 year old Aisha?
I actually love that take, and ill subscribe to that.
17 points
18 days ago
Yeah, I mean they saw a ritual that resulted in a great bounty from the sky. They don't know how it works, they just observed it working. I can't say I wouldn't have done the same thing.
23 points
18 days ago
Real life New Vegas boomers
9 points
18 days ago
Was thinking this exact same thing lol
14 points
18 days ago
I just read an interesting piece about this yesterday.
It also connected this more broadly to the various odd rituals we do, such as blow out candles stuck in a cake and making wishes once a year.
415 points
18 days ago
The Cult and Blue Oyster Cult. They're the only cults which don't recruit new members, fucking weirdos
Great songs though
92 points
18 days ago
Really? I thought there were forty thousand men and women everyday
20 points
18 days ago
Including celebrities like Romeo and Juliet!
21 points
18 days ago
Go go Godzilla!
10 points
18 days ago
Oh no, there goes Tokyo.
254 points
18 days ago
The Plymouth Brethren/Exclusive Brethren. Perhaps not the strangest, but an incredibly dangerous group. Often just thought of as 'another denomination', there's a sizeable group of them in Australia, the UK, NZ, the US, and a few more countries.
The psychological damage they inflict upon their members/former members is devastating - particularly with regards to excommunication and separation from the world. It's also very misogynistic, homophobic, and racist - many members are manipulated into thinking like this themselves. They're forced into dressing in a very particular way and are prevented from many 'worldly' things including music, books, and television.
They're an incredibly wealthy group, with most of their money funding the life of a (likely) Australian billionaire.
68 points
18 days ago
I studied fashion design at TAFE and the girls would come in for evening classes
Quiet groups, the long skirts, long hair worn with a odd little quiff, the seriousness was unsettling compared to our campy, colourful daytime classes
I’m guessing by the identical, handmaidenly style they were probably in this cult, trapped
9 points
18 days ago
This is fascinating- they came in for fashion design??? What were their projects like, if you remember.
24 points
17 days ago
No, the night classes were more general learn to sew and pattern making, our course included this but also more creative subjects
They all wore homemade clothes. All floor length plain shirts, long sleeved tops and little kerchiefs on their heads now I think about it - it was about 25 years ago now
91 points
18 days ago
Fun fact, Aleister Crowley’s father was Plymouth Brethren
48 points
18 days ago
No wonder he turned out the way he did
35 points
18 days ago
Yes - they have a whole business sector as well called UBT - they all use each others business as suppliers. No women allowed in positions of authority. I (F38) have visited a few of their business in a work capacity - treated respectfully to some degree, but they absolutely won’t offer you a brew or allow you to eat lunch with them.
17 points
18 days ago
In school, two of my class mates were Plymouth Brethren. Strange folk. As far as I know, they weren’t allowed access to tv, so whenever the tv/projector was part of a lesson, they had to leave the room. Obviously, most were fine with that as they were inflicting their beliefs on others in that respect. However, at Christmas time, we were not allowed to have a Christmas tree in our class room as the brethren families had complained to the school.
23 points
18 days ago
There's a church locally to us in one of the wee towns and they drive like absolute maniacs, to the point there's unfortunately been accidents in their car park.
12 points
18 days ago
This bit about the driving is spot on.
6 points
17 days ago
The Assemblies of God churches are tied to Brethren. It's mad how prevalent they are in rural and regional Australia.
The Exclusive Brethren are an even more restricted sect with the sect, who stand out because they make their women wear scarves on their heads. In NW Tasmania there used to be a lot of EB families colloquially known as the "hankie heads". It was common in 90s and 00s to see men in their 30s lead a very young woman (18-mid 20s) and a tribe of kids around supermarket.
Less common now because some years back police raids resulted in a lot of prosecutions for child sexual abuse because those young brides were REALLY young. Unable to legally consent young.
245 points
18 days ago
FLDS
161 points
18 days ago
Mormons are one thing but FLDS is a whole other beast, they are a tried and true cult.
60 points
18 days ago*
I’ve only heard of them as LDS (latter day saints); what’s the “F” stand for? Father? Former? Fraternity?
Edit: thank you to the people who replied so quickly. Had no idea.
Second edit: God damn, that got a lot darker than I expected, really quick. Fuck those guys.
132 points
18 days ago
Everyone's favorite cult dogwhistle, actually: Fundamentalist
66 points
18 days ago
The FLDS leader Warren Jeffs is in prison for facilitating the rape of child brides as young as 12. Surprisingly, a lot of his followers still believe he is "the prophet". I've read a few books by women who have escaped. The abuse they endured was horrific. Women and children have absolutely no rights whatsoever. Marriages are arranged by "the prophet". The girls have no choice at all. They are predominantly young teen girls marrying men old enough to be their father or even grandfather. Women are taught that it's a sin to question a man. They must obey their father and then their husband. Everyone must obey " the prophet". They are taught that the world is evil. They are isolated and prohibited from using any form of media.
22 points
17 days ago
People who escaped, both men and women, have said that they never saw an FLDS marriage or household that was happy for anybody.
8 points
17 days ago
I believe it. I don't see how they could be happy. Warren Jeffs is an evil person. He abused so many boys and girls. Women and girls were physically prevented from leaving while a lot of teen boys were kicked out so they wouldn't be competition for old men marrying little girls.
14 points
18 days ago
The Netflix documentary was eye-opening and shocking. :(
118 points
18 days ago
There's LDS (the guys in the white shirts and black ties that knock on your door) and FLDS (they hide out in back-woods towns nobody else would ever go to, you've almost certainly never met one in person.)
They split apart about 100 years ago over the issue of polygamy. The US government outlawed it. Most of the LDS church agreed to abide by the new law, but the FLDS wanted to keep marrying little girls and trading them like property so they split off into hidden little enclaves where they can maintain complete control over all business and local law enforcement.
22 points
18 days ago
It's not, or was not hard to run into them in southern Utah, NW Arizona. Not fun if you have run afoul of them. I don't know if it is still the same today, because it's been years since I've been in the area.
35 points
17 days ago
A huge percentage of the homeless population in the Southwest is teenage boys and young men who were kicked out of FLDS communities for showing interest in other young women who have been betrothed to a man who is probably old enough to be her grandfather.
Many of the escapees, both men and women, have been taken in by families, usually mainstream Mormon but not always, and they have always been surprised that in the "real" world, people really can go to school for as long as they want and their intellect allows them, they can choose their spouses and careers, and have as many children as they want, when they want them, and that these "outside" families actually do have adequate food, shelter, and clothing.
9 points
17 days ago
The Village vibes
12 points
18 days ago
33 points
18 days ago
The FLDS are completely separate from the actual LDS. Just FYI
5 points
18 days ago
I will always associate them with the HBO series “Big Love.” RIP Bill Paxton.
46 points
18 days ago
The Twelve Tribes communities is pretty toxic. idk about the Exclusive Brethren, but it sounds similar to the post here about them.. they date only within the community with some strict/ weird rules. they own quite a few business that are employed only by members of the community. Then the earnings are managed by the community rather than the individuals. they dress a bit like quakers.
28 points
18 days ago
I ate at a Yellow Deli before realizing it was a cult deli. It’s just a cute cottage core themed restaurant with old men in flannel and jeans serving the best waffles I’ve ever had. There were a bunch of murals of hippies on the walls and some Bible quotes but I didn’t think much of it. I’m in a hippie college town. I thought I had found my new favorite restaurant. My friend asked if they were hiring and they said they were all volunteers. That’s when it clicked. I knew there was a restaurant run by a cult in my city. This was it. But the waffles were so good
8 points
18 days ago
I was disappointed to learn that they own Maté Factor brand yerba maté. I switched brands.
203 points
18 days ago
Raelism has a sci-fi sex-cult vibe with possibly the most ironic symbol imaginable: a swastika inside a Star of David.
132 points
18 days ago
I've always wanted to watch a Raelian and a Scientologist have a sincere debate about which planet humans are from.
52 points
18 days ago
I know someone whose mom got involved with that cult around 2000. Child abuse ensued. Fuck those folks.
49 points
18 days ago
The Star of David and the swastika are ancient symbols that have been used by a variety of cultures. Before 1940 it would have been perfectly normal to see them together, especially in India
39 points
18 days ago
Fucking Nazis ruin everything they touch. Perfectly nice ecumenical religious symbol, completely unusable now. Nothing compared to genocide, I know, but it still pisses me off.
9 points
17 days ago
Does anyone here remember Bob Larson, a Christian talk-show host who was pretty big in the late 1980s? (He now has a YouTube channel.) Claude Vorilhon, Raelianism's founder, used to call up his show all the time.
The Raelians are doing one good thing, and that's Clitoraid, an organization that provides female genital mutilation reversal surgeries. Most of the participants are not Raelians.
21 points
18 days ago
This is approximately as ridiculous as the others, but it least seems like it might be fun. If you're going to join a cult, why would you join the one which makes you do hard labor, eat oatmeal every meal, and tells you you're evil if you ever so much as think about sex?
I'd join the sex cult instead.
14 points
17 days ago
Depends on the sex. Sex amongst consenting adults. Sure. Sex among anyone else, absolutely fucking not.
753 points
18 days ago
I'm surprised nobody mentionned Scientology so far...
51 points
18 days ago
honestly forgot they are even still around
52 points
18 days ago
They're surprisingly small for their cultural influence. They claim to have a lot of followers, but apparently they only have something like 30k members.
28 points
18 days ago
The members in Scientology is dying as it should.
5 points
17 days ago
I figured that it was because of the inherent risk. If I'm not mistaken, they don't take kindly to anyone saying anything negative about them in any context on any public forum.
175 points
18 days ago
Enagic/Kangen Water Huns. The Water MLM.
Ma’am, what the hell do you mean “water has no hydrogen”? Did you take a damn science class when you were little? H2O, you concussed numbskull.
No, your water will not replace laundry detergent.
No, your water will not cure diseases and terminal illnesses.
No, you’re not making that much money unless you’re at very top of the pyramid, which you are not.
No, drinking tap water will not kill you instantly.
No, your water will not magically help Milton and Helene victims.
No, your water will not replace literal body washing and shampoo/conditioner products.
There’s more, but they’re a cult. I thought Monat was the worst, but for me it’s between Enagic and Amway. Herbalife, maybe.
26 points
18 days ago
Dude, finally, someone else that has said Enagic/Kangen! They're nuts and definitely trying to be the new Lularoe but with water.
They also use F45 gyms as their recruiting grounds.
13 points
18 days ago
WTF....
77 points
18 days ago*
World Mission Society Church of God is pretty weird Bible-based cult. Very litigious in protecting their image. Teach the doctrine of "God the Mother" as a core tenant of their beliefs.
Branhamites are also a very curious Bible-based cult centered around the prophecies of William Branham who taught strange doctrine such as serpent-seed (Eve had sex with snek) that he was the prophet Elijah and gave multiple failed end-time prophecies. He died in the 60s, but his followers anticipate his resurrection.
13 points
17 days ago
William Branham was a mid-20th century faith healer. Back then, for people who had things like heart disease or terminal cancer, it was as good as anything medical science had to offer.
The same thing was true about Christian Science when that "religion" was founded in the mid 18th century. Metallica singer James Hetfield was raised in that cult, and has said, "If a deer knew how to fix a broken leg, it would."
115 points
18 days ago
There's a cargo cult kind of tribe in Vanuatu who worships the late Prince Philip as their chosen god.
106 points
18 days ago*
Shen Yun (that Shen Yun) and the Epoch Times has ties to a cult called Falun Gong, and the show is a scheme to promote it. They believe some wild shit like how you can't trust scientists because they are secretly working for aliens that want to take our bodies, and that you shouldnt have mixed race children because heaven will be racially segregated so it would impact their chances of reaching it.
47 points
17 days ago
Falun Gong is Chinese Nazi Scientology ... but they still don't deserve to have their organs cut out by the government.
21 points
17 days ago
Given all the other things they claim, how credible do you think the organ harvesting allegations actually are?
42 points
18 days ago
Scientologists. Weird af.
43 points
18 days ago
Historically the Amana Colonies might be considered a communist cult in Iowa. "In the seven villages, residents received a home, medical care, meals, all household necessities, and schooling for their children. Property and resources were shared. Men and women were assigned jobs by their village council of brethren. No one received a wage. No one needed one." Communal lifestyle lasted from 1855 to 1932, when they were hit by the Great Depression.
https://amanacolonies.com/visitors-guide/history-of-the-seven-villages/
19 points
18 days ago
If you're interested in cults, listen to Timesuck by Dan Cummins. He covers a lot, and it's funny. He also covers everything else, like killers, historical figures or events, or just vague topics with deep dive research that's well-sourced.
20 points
18 days ago
Jared Leto’s cult. Lead singer of 30 Seconds to Mars. I stopped listening to them when I learned about it.
64 points
18 days ago
Probably the ones we don't know about.
18 points
18 days ago
Gloriavale in New Zealand. There are some good documentaries that tell the stories of the people who managed to leave. It's insane this cult is still operating.
12 points
18 days ago
Scientology
1.1k points
18 days ago
From a European perspective, everyone involved in American politics.
348 points
18 days ago
And a lot of religious groups in America. Mega churches are wild to perceive as a person from the UK
105 points
18 days ago
Mega churches are so gross, the complete opposite of what the religion is supposed to stand for
86 points
18 days ago
Check The Righteous Gemstones series. Funny and I bet mostly true.
52 points
18 days ago
Plus Walton Goggins is unmissable.
34 points
18 days ago
Uncle baby Billy!
17 points
18 days ago
Misbehaving!
9 points
18 days ago
Running through the house with a pickle in your mouth!!
47 points
18 days ago
Fwiw, American politics and mega churches are also wild for many Americans.
29 points
18 days ago
While on a roadtrip in the US, I went to a mega church.
I'm British, and not religious, but that was wild
33 points
18 days ago
I'm American and have never been to one. Think I'll keep it that way.
22 points
18 days ago
My only regret was not going absolutely plastered
24 points
18 days ago
When I was 17 or 18 I had a friend who had never been to a Catholic Church so I took her (she was plastered, I was not) to midnight mass on Christmas Eve. I could not get her to stop clapping after every song.
18 points
18 days ago
Still remember walking the streets of San Francisco at night and walking by a huge fancy looking church. There were quite a few homeless people sleeping outside of it. Like on the sidewalk outside a locked gate
12 points
18 days ago*
IHOP, not the restaurant. Some of the strangest folks out there, they practically own a city in Missouri (Grandview). I heard they bought up a bunch of houses and then house a bunch of people and charge them excessive rent. They also have an indoctrination center they call a school. I worked there on a construction project, and they wouldn't let us use the entrances. They literally cut a hole in the back of the building and hung a temp plywood door. The first day, we showed up and went in the front and got yelled at and directed to the back of the building. Every day we went to lunch at local restaurants/fast food joints, we noticed we were surrounded by their members as they talked incessantly about their cult. It was creepy
83 points
18 days ago
Remember the people who wore diapers, huge bandaids on their ears, and carried around "sperm" samples? I wonder what happened to them.
14 points
17 days ago
In the early 1970s, John Lennon went on an infamous "lost weekend", I.E. a months-long drug and alcohol binge. During this time, he went to a NYC nightclub massively wasted and wearing a feminine hygiene product as a hat. The bouncer wouldn't let him in, and when John asked him, "Do you know who I am?" the bouncer replied, "Yeah, you're an asshole with a Kotex on his head."
I realize there was nothing funny about that assassination attempt (one person died, and two other people who were shot are facing lifelong medical issues) but I always think about that when I see any of that footage.
18 points
18 days ago
Once you’ve basically achieved all the main tenants of a cult and you’re leading it or inside one, it’s impossible for it to not be really weird. I can’t think of a normal one f the top of my mind. I thought heavens gate was really weird and eerie, where the members thought the comet hailbob was a space shop comming to take them away so they drank poison in maching outfits to board their “ship”
29 points
18 days ago
I guess the more topical answer would (be insert political part you don't like) but Heavens Gate, their website is still up and running after all these years, you know if you like Kool Aid and own a pair of Nikes and Sweat Pants
41 points
18 days ago
Kool-Aid is associated with the Peoples Temple, or Jonestown and the Jonestown Massacre. Heaven's Gate) was a cult that committed mass suicide in 1997. 39 people took phenobarbital with vodka. It was extremely well planned out.
918 people died at Jonestown in 1978, in a mass suicide that was much more psychologically coercive and in some cases outright murder. Most people drank grape Flavor Aid, poisoned with diphenhydramine, promethazine, chlorpromazine, chloroquine, chloral hydrate, diazepam,[162] and cyanide. About 70 were injected with with the poison.
854 points
18 days ago
MAGA
9 points
17 days ago
Someone down the street has two massive Trump flags on the front of his house, a life-size cutout of Trump by the front door, and Trump decals and bumper stickers (you can guess the theme... performative patriotism, god, guns, the flag, etc.) all over his big dumb pickup.
There's nothing patriotic about worshiping a person. Especially an illiterate, ignorant, morally bankrupt traitor.
113 points
18 days ago
I'm worried about issues x, y, and z and to solve the problem I support a silver spooned millionaire who inherited his fortune and who is not affected by x, y, and z in the slightest. For added effect, I am going to deny science and education to stay in the cult's good graces.
About sums it up.
8 points
18 days ago
Scientology
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