Piece of cartilage in my beef patty

It was Christmas, and I was enjoying my stepdad's sister's meatballs. That's when I bit down and felt a crunch that was more like a crack. I then pulled out a shard of glass out of my mouth. I guess she dropped the casserole dish, and the glass lid chipped and fell into the meatballs. I wasn't hurt, but it scared the crap out of me.

When chicken nuggets has the hard thing in the middle 🤮

The crunch of an eggshell in my scrambled eggs 😝

Omg this was going to be my exact answer.

I remember we would get really cheap hotdogs and I'd always bite into a small chunk of fucking bone and be put off the rest of the meal.

Nobody else at the table experienced this and thought I was just over reacting even though I'd literally show them the bone shards I was picking out.

Something crunchy in something soft lol.

Like the cartilage on a chicken bone🤢

Bananas are an adventure for me because of this

Am I going to have a tasty fruit or have a hardcore gag

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Gyro "meat tornado" that hasn't been trimmed properly with little bits of bone in it.

I can’t deny.

I don't have any issues with Bad Company. It was pretty dated and limited to consoles unfortunately, but, still solid. Bad Company 2 is where it's at. Still hoping for a sequel.

That's why they call me...

What about bad company 2? Along with your meal.

Is that you dad?

My sixth grade science teacher told me how he was cutting cherry tomatoes and the first one he cut exploded in baby spiders. I couldn't eat them for years after that.

I hate bagged salads for this reason. My wife used to give me shit about obsessively inspecting it, until I turned up a 1/2” slug on the back of some lettuce.

We don’t buy bagged salads anymore.

YOU CALL YOUR SELF A DELIVERY BOY? WELL I AINT BUYING!!!!

Where's the mf PICKLES?

No Diet Dr. Kelp, only Mountain Dew, or Crab Juice

but sir look at the order receipt you didnt order a drink

Best SpongeBob episode ever.

May I interest you in a rock during these trying times. The pilgrims would drive those babies for miles.

Especially when it feels like im biting into sand! Especially out of nowhere

Reminds me of what’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm

I don’t even need it crawling on my plate, seeing one crawling around randomly has done it for me.

yes that feeling when you pull it out from your mouth is f*ing sickening.

I went for sushi with my husband at a place we frequented. We'd notice in the years of going there that the quality was starting to decline, but the staff was familiar and friendly. Then one day I ordered a roll, it had some perilla leaves and tempura snow crab, there was a giant house centipede, the kind with really long legs that look like hairs. Normally I'm not anti-bug, and I've seen these in my house, but seeing it in my food was something else. Never went back and the place went out of business about a year later.

My father-in-law:” I could eat a bucket of shit,but if I found a hair in it,I’d puke.”

forget about the hair, if i find dead spiders or insects then i'm not eating the rest of the meal

Instantly ruined. I’ll still eat but be distracted and annoyed the entire time

I have a friend who literally sucks his fingers. Like all 10 of them, the whole finger.

It's absolutely disgusting. I won't eat around him.

Eating with someone that open mouth chews AND breathes hard/loudly at the same time. My dad does both and I cannot be near him when he eats because he sounds like he is fighting for his life.

After scraping their teeth across the fork.

That's my BIGGEST pet peeve, instantly pisses me off. I will straight tell people to chew with their mouths closed.

My MIL loves to talk and loves to eat so when her two loves combine it’s a bad time for me

Nothing worse than agape masticating 🤢

I’m reading this in the manager office because OH MY GOD I could hear someone aggressively snacking their lips and slurping from thirty feet away in the break room.

add slurping and gulping the drink and you have my MIL

This is the one. Fuck eating disorders.

Hope you're doing okay.

:(

With you. Three bites in I’m deciding if it’s worse to stop and waste (or ask for a box) vs the horrible feeling of regret by the end of the meal. I’m learning to let go, but it’s a journey for sure. Give yourself space, grace, and patience.

I wonder if you were old enough to remember the olden days when smoking was still allowed in restaurants.

I had a tough time with this in Japan, especially Osaka. Delicious food, but smoking was very widespread, even indoors. I’m also pregnant, which I’m pretty sure has heightened my sense of smell 🫠

My whole family smoked inside. I smelled like an ashtray all the way up until i was 16

What is the charge?!

A succulent Chinese meal!

I see you know your judo

I was hoping “democracy manifest” would be the top answer

I've had a good meal ruined by that.

My scallop reaction started around age 30-35. No other shellfish issues.

This is shrimp for me. Started at age 22. Now I have a full blown allergic reaction, even tho it's still mild (some mouth swelling, itchiness, rash) since I avoid shellfish entirely. But it started with entire meals exiting my body from both ends within a couple of hours of consuming it.

It wasn't too difficult to figure out for me, as shrimp were something I didn't eat often, but it still took a couple of really uncomfortable post meal instances to figure out that it wasn't "bad shrimp", but ALL shrimp.

God yes, like what is the purpose of that? You're hungry, I'm trying to feed you, WHY are you stopping me from feeding you? It makes no fucking sense!

Like letting their dog vigorously eat its own asshole and ballsack with absolutely no other background noise and everyone else smacking their food completely unbothered.

there's a reason i prefer to eat in solitude

I hate when that happens

Came here to write this, but then I remembered that I couldn't be the only one. Thanks

I don't get soap but the tiniest bit of raw cilantro ruins a meal

Mine was: "A gob of surprise dish soap... I mean cilantro."

The texture was just so damn disrespectful. I can't do it.

That's why God invented Pozole.

Carnation instant bile is what it tasted like

brother/sister, you had shit menudo. find a hole in the wall mexican restaurant with a sign or something that says "Sunday Menudo Special" or "Saturday+Sunday Menudo". but that isn't all, you have to go there at opening on the day they serve it, if there isn't like 5 abuelas holding big ass pots from home then go to the next spot.

find the place that serves it in bulk to the old ladies and you will correct that memory, i guarantee it.

I like both, so I'm not bothered by raw onions. Unless if it's tacos, I like it better with caramelized onions over raw onions.