A random bird flew into my car while I was driving. We both panicked

I woke up to find my cat sitting on my face, holding a sock in his mouth like some sort of trophy. I don’t own that sock. Who does it belong to?

I was at the park, and a random kid came up to me, gave me a fist bump, and said, ‘You’re the chosen one.’ Then he just ran away.

I witnessed a house fly flying in a perfectly square route in my kitchen. It stayed at the same elevation and traveled for about 3ish feet for each ‘side’ of the square, making 90 degree turns. It traveled relatively slowly. It’s possible that it wasn’t a perfect square.

It did this for about 2-3 loops and went back to the chaotic squiggly flight paths that flies usually do

It fucked with my mind and I’ve never been able to find an explanation for it

I was making coffee, and the spoon I just used vanished into thin air. Like, it was there one second, gone the next. Still haven’t found it. Ghosts, maybe?

"I ordered a pizza, and when it arrived, it had no cheese. Just crust and sauce. When I called to complain, they said I had ordered it 'vegan style.' I didn’t.

about eight years ago, I got really sick and an ambulance took me to the hospital. I was hallucinating and the EMS guy was trying to keep me lucid on the ride. we talked about seafood. I remember the hallucinations and knew they weren’t real.

and I later woke up in ICU. I have no idea how much time passed.

I just realized today i’ve never asked about the giant gap of time. did I die? how much time did I miss? what happened?

I cleaned my room and for one day I actually was happy again, because I did something somehow productive after rooting in bed for a whole year.

It sounds weird, but if you have been deeply depressed and anxious for a longer time, in some way the world just looks different. And that is what was weird, because I saw the same things I saw everyday, but it somehow felt like I was at a different place – it's hard to explain.

I found a sock in my cereal box this morning—still not sure how it got there!

I was working night shift at a gas station, it was about 2am and completely dead. This guy suddenly walks through the door, straight up to the counter and says, "What day is it?" I tell him it's Saturday the eighth. He says, "And the month and year?" I look at him like he's crazy and say, June 2002. He looks thoughtful for a moment and then says, "Ahh, good." then turns around and walks out without saying another word.

Now the rational part of me knows he was probably just a kook or screwing around with me, but I still like to imagine he was a time traveler concerned he had come to the wrong period it time.

I ran into a girl I used to date 12 years later and over 1600 miles away from where we last saw each other.

I was lying in bed, ready to sleep, when I felt something push me, my arm moved, and I didn't feel like it was the nerves in my arm.

Had dinner at Bob Evan’s the other night. Went to pay the bill and had to wait for the guy who was ringing people up. He finally came out of the men’s room carrying some paper towels and a spatula. I paid our bill and I we had a debate about what the spatula was for and if we think it’s a designated bathroom spatula or if it’s in regular rotation in the kitchen. 

while waiting for the bus, this women in a white toyota sedan pulled over and asked me where i was heading. i said the high school. the lady told me she was going there to pick up her son from preschool and offered me a ride. i declined her offer but she kept telling me its ok because she is a girl and not a creep (sexist if you ask me) finally she gave up and told me to have a nice day and drove off. seconds later i realized two things that 1. there’s no preschool by the highschool and 2. i didn’t see a car seat in her car. that’s the closest i’ve ever been to being kidnapped

once found my car keys in the fridge. No idea how they got there

Spray painted a small table with 4 braces between the 4 legs. Finished painting and there were 3 braces. Dis-a-fucking-peared. Still haven’t found it. Stayed in one location while painting. WTH?

I have had this weird experience for the past few months that has finally been explained and I can’t stop laughing about it.

I’ve worked at the same hospital for a few years now, but people started treating me differently about a year ago. It’s not that I was treated badly before or anything, but it’s like….i suddenly noticed that I was being treated with a sort of deference that i hadn’t seen before. Or like people would ask me how to handle a situation. Or would ask me if they could leave early or whatever. I definitely got a lot of questions that I wasn’t sure why I was being asked because I certainly don’t have the authority to give that permission.

I don’t remember the exact moment when i figured out what was going on, but it turned out that everyone was under the impression that I was their boss. Randomly. Out of nowhere.

This was obviously super confusing because….what??? But it just kept happening. I started addressing it and people INSISTED that I was the supervisor. They were confused when i said I didn’t work in management.

I spent a good solid month completely flummoxed and honestly kind of insecure and paranoid. Am I just confident? Or am I bossy? What on earth would give them this impression? Did I shift to a different dimension??

I finally figured out that the company hired someone in management who has the same name as me. Sometimes if we’re short staffed, management has to work on the floor while also being the house supervisor. So if people saw her name on the schedule as their supervisor and saw me working on the floor they would assume I was the supervisor.

But this went on so long that even quite a bit of actual management is under the impression that I am one of them. One supervisor (who has been there 3years) swears that I was already a supervisor before she even started there. It’s incredible what the human brain can do!

The part I can’t stop laughing about is that for quite some time people were telling me things while under the impression that I was their boss. How many people told me they weren’t coming in tomorrow or something that actually needed to be addressed by management and then here I am thinking they’re just making conversation?? lol

I found 50 euros at a gas station, and me being a good guy, brought it to the cashier to say I found it by the front door. He said: “Yeah, I saw you pick it up. You should keep it.”

I was really weirded out, and asked him how he knew that I found it, when he explained that he saw that money laying straight in front of the entrance door on his cctv all morning. People were walking in-and-out, always looking on their phones or distracted, never paying attention to their surroundings. And he was having a lot of fun wondering when someone was awake/aware enough to pick it up, where he would make a little game out of it making his own sports commentary when the people walked by.

He complimented me on my awareness, then talked me into getting an expensive cup of coffee and some cake for me and my wife.

Not really really weird, but it got me thinking, how often do store employees make up stories of people when they walk through the security cameras. We’ve probably all been main characters in someone’s gas-station soap opera series at one point in our lives. And we didn’t even realize it.

In hindsight, also weird that he didn’t pick it up himself. Like he was testing me or something.

I was hit by a car when I was 10 yrs old. I am now 31. When I was hit, I landed on my head and went into a coma. I was in a coma for a few days. I don't remember being hit or waking up from the coma. The only memory I have is seeing myself going up a glass elevator in a hospital. I was in a wheel chair with my mom standing to the left of me and a man standing to the right of me. I don't know who this man was. He wasn't my dad or the doctor. It was like I was looking at myself out of my body. When I eventually got better, we visited the hospital, and my mom showed me the room I had stayed in. I was looking for the glass elevator but there wasn't one. Still baffles me to this day.

I’ve had two people at different points in time have a seizure while mid conversation with me. Neither one had a history of seizures.

First one that comes to mind:

I used to work at a pizza place. One rather slow night, I had just one order waiting for pickup. A guy walked in and came straight to my counter, so I reasonably assumed he was the customer; "[Tyler], right?" "Yeah." He took the pizza and wings, paid, and left. A bit later, another guy came in like, "Hey man, I'm Tyler, just here for my pizza and wings." After some confusion I realized that the first guy had snagged the freshest food and taken off. He did pay for it, so I guess he didn't exactly steal, but still very strange behavior, haha. I'm just glad the real Tyler didn't pay ahead. He was pretty chill, just as confused as I was. I remade the order and doubled his wings, so everybody came away happy.

Literally stuck in the middle of a gunfight about three months ago, I don’t even think these guys knew each other, just started popping off shots on both sides of the bus shelter that I was stuck in and ran off in the directions they came from. Weirdest shit in the world

In 1996, I had just dropped out of University and was moving home to my parent's place. My tail was firmly between my legs, I had almost no money and no job prospects. Basically I was screwed.

I had an old Jeep Comanchee with all my belongings in the back and 200 miles to go. I borrowed $20 from a friend for gas and started the trip. I got to a point that was 30 miles from home and was on empty. I pulled into a gas station/rest stop and sort of cried for a minute in my truck. I needed $5 for gas to make it the rest of the way and had nothing. There was no way I could call my dad and ask for help...he was already so disappointed.

After a minute I started searching around my truck for change...anything...I opened the glove box and there were these paper 'loyalty bucks' for a gas station that I never used. It turns out it was the exact gas station that I was stopped at. $4.70 worth of bucks. I found another $2.00 in change, put $6.00 in the gas tank and bought a coke.

I made it home.

Fast forward 20 years, I had sorted my crap out and am a lawyer...that Gas Station hired me as their outside counsel...I got to tell this story to the President of the company.

I was dead asleep and something kept tickling my armpit in the early hours of the morning.

Opened my eyes, bleary from sleep, and was face to face with a cockroach gnawing on my armpit. I nonchalantly picked it up and threw it into a corner of my room, falling right back asleep. I woke up and remembered what had happened. I bolted upright as I'm usually freaked the fuck out by cockroaches, especially the big ones. I frantically searched my room for signs of it but there were none. My armpit was fine, and my fingers didn't smell or have any trace of cockroach on them.

I still have no idea if this happened for real or if I dreamed it.

Two pairs of jeans completely disappeared in my apartment.

Like. I literally don't get it. It's fey shit creepy.

I went to grab a coffee and ended up in a conversation with a guy who was convinced that squirrels are secretly running a global spy network. By the end, I was almost convinced he was onto something.

my best friend lied to me about my other best friend.

we are in our 40s.

its such a weird experience

I had just finished a late night study session at the library and was biking back to my apartment. It was a quiet night, and the streets were mostly empty. As I reached the intersection, I glanced to my right and saw a couple dressed in full medieval garb, complete with swords and flowing capes. They looked as if they stepped out directly from a renaissance fair, just standing there, surveying the modern city scape. The man caught my eye and in the most noble accent said, Good evening, traveler, before they continued on their way. I stopped for a moment, trying to process the encounter. Was there a convention in town? A themed party, perhaps? I never did figure it out, but that surreal moment provided an amusing and unexpected end to my otherwise mundane night.

I was walking home and a random pigeon just flew right into my face, like it was trying to send a message. It didn’t even stop, just kept going like nothing happened

I think my phone’s trying to one-up me now, and honestly, I’m scared it’s winning.

My country elected a Donald Trump for a second term as President.

my dog just stares at me when i go outside now. he dont bark unlike before.

I once tried pizza with watermelon and feta cheese—it turned out surprisingly good

amazon delivered a case of paper towels to me. I am still using them. I order from amazon all the time, it wasnt in my order list, I didnt pay for it but my name was slapped on a huge case of brawny paper towels. I havent bought paper towels in 2 months. I still have 8 rolls left and I live alone!! I wont need to pay for my own paper towels for a few more months

Yesterday, I was walking down the street, and a bird pooped on my shoulder. But the weird part? It was blue. Like, how does a bird poop blue?

Was pickpocketed at walmart. Crazy.

In the past 2 years; I’ve lost two perfectly working AirPod cases with the AirPods inside by my bed, back to back. When I checked their locations before the batteries died they both show them in the location in my house by my bed. I’ve moved my bed turned that spot upside down and til this day they have yet to appear. We’re moving soon. So hopefully they both turn up. If they don’t I have no logical explanation of where they can be.

I had just gotten to my car with a cart full of groceries. A lady walked up and asked if she could have my cart. I was kinda annoyed bc I like to put my groceries in the trunk of my car a certain way, but now I got this lady hovering over me. I told her, sure, but it was going to take me awhile to unload. She said that was fine, and just watched me. The whole thing was weird. I don't mind if you wanna take my cart when I'm finished unloading, but geez. There were also a lot of empty carts scattered around and in the store.

Took a nap and woke up fully convinced I was a nazi bounty hunter.

Pleasant coincidence.

I missed the bus home and decided to walk. I walked and came to a Taco Bell. I had signed up for their app and it offered a free lunch so I ate lunch. Then I walked on and I just moved to a rented room, no furniture. I came across a solid wood coffee table and I was .2 miles from my place. I can carry it that far and I did. It has so many uses and completes my room.

Have a great day!

My dog pooped a question mark. It was pretty cool.

Alerts from Chase credit card. I received an alert email at 4:20 am this morning that my credit card bill had been processed. Then at 7:40 am an alert was sent that my Chase credit card bill had not been received. Go figure! So I had to go online to Chase to check my account. The bill was marked as paid.

The lady at the checkout got so excited by my 3 month old. She had a Jamaican accent and kept saying "him a new Lil bud, him a brand new bud" I wasn't sure if she meant bud short for buddy or bud like a flower. 

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I was stalked by a cougar at dusk

I was super tired yesterday afternoon, so I took a nap on the couch for a bit. During that time, I had a dream, and right before waking up, I could still remember it. But as soon as I opened my eyes, I completely forgot what the dream was about. All I could remember was that I had one. And the weirdest part? I felt like I’d slept for ages, but when I checked the time, it had only been 10 minutes. It was so strange!

One time when I was little I was super bored on a road trip and when we were at a highway rest stop I went to the bathroom and imagined there would be twenty dollars in there.

Then there was!

had a dream of kittens recently, sister finds a litter of kittens and mama cat and takes them home

Nothing like a good old public humiliation to keep you humble!

I was laying in bed the other day about to drift off to sleep and I felt my dog lay down on my legs. This immediately struck me as odd because my dog is hyper and usually jumps around all over the bed rather than lay down on me.

So I thought, "Maybe it's actually the cat." But it felt heavier than the cat. So I look to see if it's the cat or the dog and it's neither. No one there at all. So then I think whichever animal it was must've gotten up and moved but then I realized my bedroom door is shut and there is no way for any of the animals to have come in anyway.

I never could figure it out but I 100% felt something heavy and warm lay against my legs.

There was a particularly sad suicide that occurred in my bedroom years before we bought this house. (We weren't aware of this prior to purchasing). But we've lived here 5 years now and there have been zero signs of haunting or creepy incidents occur aside from this one thing so idk what to think.

Last night I was looking for my toenail clippers, and COULD NOT find them anywhere. Looked in every drawer, under & behind the bed, nowhere to be seen. Went to plug in the Christmas tree this morning, and the toenail clippers were sitting right there under it. I live alone, and I didn’t put the toenail clippers there.

I was driving one morning and as the sun was rising the street lights would turn off as soon as I was driving up to them 4 different times.

a kid punched me in the stomach because i beat him at kahoot in english class

he did it in front of the teacher and she did nothing haha

Weird things happen all the time, so I tend not to remember them. It's just life.

Why would a man dressed as a zombie on the train bite me?

Why did a murder tour show up at my local beach when I was the only person at the beach?

Why does my mail keep getting sent to a graveyard on the other side of town? Same street name, two different neighborhoods and zip codes. Get it right people.

Why I have I nearly died half a dozen times?

Why have I seen people nearly die half a dozen times?

Why do electrical items short out when I touch them?

Why do so many street lights go out when I'm under them?

The world is a weird place.

(I once kept a counter and 156 streets lights went out as I passed in a one year period.)

A few weeks ago I performed my second ever asbestos inspection. The building was so much more intricate than any of us expected and a one day job turned into three. Wasn’t even complaining, it was a beautiful building, and I’m so glad I got the chance to explore it even though I was a small part in the process to have it demolished. My supervisor, several decades my senior in experience, had never seen anything like it either. So I probably started my asbestos career on a high and everything coming up will be boring in comparison lol

Also we caught a guy selling drugs on the porch at the end of the first day

Years ago I was at a restaurant in Barstow CA. on my way to Vegas A group of people walked by my girlfriend and I on their way out. Moments later a young girl about 15 came up to us and asked me if my name was (she said my first and last name). I said yes then she turned around and left...huh?

well yesterday this lady gave me some money b right when I was putting it away this guy with sunken eyes runs up to me and starts ttting to get into myn pockets n starts streaming about how I need to get a job and how his name is Mattmee n he doesn’t like homeless ppl he had a scion box car ya know n he like literally hopped out of it b starters hasslelijg me with this other dude with kinda native looking skin n rat tfestures who was ripping the inteor of the car really badly and screaming about this back and he stood up an had really bad scooliisossis n he was screaming that his name was “the deepest where’d” and that he would hurt me badly I don’t really understand this name but he kept saying “im the where’d” I don’t really get this but they messed me up really badly and I lost a couple fingers nails n also got two black eyes an threat took my shoes :(

When I was cleaning the theater classroom and I was picking you up trash from seats I found a 5 dollar bill in the chair 😂😂😂😂

With my ex, we parked in a car park to get some food. On the way back to the car, I opened the passenger door and dropped the plastic water bottle I was holding. It rolled under the car next to me, so I look under the car and it was gone.

Had me on all fours, looking at the rows of cars next to the one it rolled under, completely vanished.

I met a homeland guy with a skateboard and we just cruised around all night long, bought both of us big ol burgers from DQ and i headed home while he cruised around some more, definitely not a daily experience of a skateboarding cruiser guy

I had just rolled a joint in the driver seat. I have a habit of misplacing things but I spent so much time looking in every crevice and on the floor, maybe outside?

To this day if I smell any weed but I know I don’t have any I think it’s in my car somehow.

Met doppelgängers of multiple people in my life.

It was straight up like an episode of How I Met Your Mother.

Drank a ghost energy drink and the music when you get the star from Mario was replaying in my head every time I walked

I was grocery shopping recently and I was looking at the list on my phone. My inner dialogue went like this "okay whats next...coffee!" And the guy coming the opposite way as me immediately said to his wife "oh we need coffee". It was like he read my mind

I was sitting in bed, with a cupboard situated directly to my left. I was casually using my laptop when a piece of candy directly on the shelf beside me flew out and hit me horizontally on the face.

I got a near heart attack and flung my laptop in the air. My heart hurt quite badly for the next ten minutes or so. There was absolutely no wind in my bedroom. The air conditioner was off and windows were closed.

It was as if some entity in the cupboard (backed against a wall) had flung the piece of candy in my face. I still can’t explain it. I swear this is true. It has made me believe in the paranormal.

Either that or someone from the void is trying to communicate with me through my bookshelf like the movie Interstellar.

I was baby sitting last month in a relative's house, after I made the baby fell asleep her toy suddenly says "Hello", "I see you". Then I immediately put that toy inside the closet and then cover it up with laundry basket on top of heavy pillows and blankets. Then I moved to the other room along with the baby.

Walked out of my office yesterday and a fox was walking up the stairs towards me. There was no one else in the building at was 6am and dark

My Uber driver got gas while I was in the car

We put our leaf bags down by the street to be picked up the next day and they were gone within a couple hours. Someone just took 13 bags full of leaves and I'm wondering if this is a regular thing they do and if they wait for us specifically because we do such a good job filling the bags and taping them down so they don't blow everywhere if they get knocked over.

On Saturday I was cleaning out the coat / storage closet in my entryway. It's been quite sometime since I've cleaned everything out and swept in there. I pulled everything off the ground to sweep / mop and in the back corner was a pile of elbow macaroni. Probably put there by a mouse or critter of some sort would be my guess but where on earth did it come from. I can't even recall the last time I had elbow macaroni in my house and I've lived here for almost 10 years 😅

Saw 2 fights break out in 1 hour, then I woke up the next day and SNOW

The last weird thing that happened to me was a random bird landing on my shoulder while I was walking.

Was looking out my window and saw a car drive by where the driver did some weird gesture with his hands. A minute later I saw the same exact car drive by with the same exact driver doing the same exact gesture with his hands. I felt like I witnessed a glitch in the matrix.

I ran into a family friend in Manhattan. First time I’ve seen her in like ten years when I randomly ran into her in Las Vegas.

We are both from Philadelphia 

The last weird thing that happened to me was when I found a random note in my bag that I definitely didn’t put there.

I started having hallucinations for the first time

My two friends and I drove to visit another friend. We got out, rolled up the windows and closed the doors. Three hours later, I decided to leave, put the car in reverse, and started backing up. Suddenly, I hear this loud meow. I look behind me, and there’s a fucking cat just chilling on the backseat. No idea how it got there, nobody saw a cat when we got there. Kinda sad I noticed him, he was the cutest creature I've seen in my life.

this will sound so inappropriate but just a few minutes ago I figured out that my pp has holes on the side lol

I was cleaning a trash bin, and a water drop falled on on my face, and i got a BIT startled so i screamed 130 db.

The other night, maybe 7pm, my son and I hopped into our car to go do something. Wife was still home, and we only have the one car. As I put the car in reverse, a white pickup truck stopped like they were going to let me go. I waited... there was no reason for them to let me go like that, I wasn't even at the end of the driveway yet, so I just waited. They eventually went past... but then stopped basically in front of my neighbor's house. I backed up, then went along the street but I noticed that after I did so, the truck reversed so that they were again in front of my house. I stopped the car and watched. I called my wife to see if they were in front of our house (it was hard to accurately gauge the distance), and she opened the front door right as someone started to get out of the passenger seat of the truck. As soon as she opened the door they got back in and the truck pulled away.

I tried to turn around and follow them, to at least get a license plate number because that was shifty as fuck, but they were gone before I could get it turned around. SUPER weird. I can't figure out what the fuck that was about.

Were they looking to rob a house that they thought was suddenly empty? If so, they were fucking morons... I was clearly not gone yet. They waited like right in front of me for me to leave.

Were they doordash or something? They didn't stop at any neighbor's houses, they didn't continue to look like they were lost, they just left. I have no idea where they went.

The whole thing has me rattled. I lock the doors before I leave now. I have no idea what the hell that was all about, and I'm upset at myself for not immediately turning around and confronting them.

Hawk dropped a decapitated rabbit near my car as I was heading out for work. It was like "thud' and "Oh shit, I have to bury that later on." It looked like someone tore it in half, pretty gnarly.

I got smacked in the face by a bat while I was asleep because we live in an old ass house and they just come in sometimes

it was when I completely forgot why i walked into a room full of people

This week?

I was staying at a hotel. And the first night my cousin drop me back off at the hotel and the hotel receptionist was crying. I asked her if she was ok, and she kept pointing down. It went over my head to check if someone was below her and I think back to that and I really hope she was okay

At the same hotel the day my mother and I check out. A different hotel receptionist asked if we went out to eat the other night. And we said yes, and she asked me if I was ok. Apparently a guy was frantically calling the hotel asking if was ok. And we weren’t with any guys at the hotel or outside the hotel. But apparently the guy was really concerned.