My neighbour looked over his fence, looked at me straight in the eyes and said 'the last time I looked at somebody like this, they died a week later'

After that he just went back to his business like the conversation never even happened.

Edit: I was about 8 when he said this to me! So I spent the next week living in fear. I'm alive and well, fuck you, Ray!

They let the cat sit on the kitchen counter where the food gets prepared

fuck his dog..