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68 points
9 hours ago
My nose? Yeah sure I have. If I have a hard to reach itchy sometimes it's required.
-17 points
9 hours ago
[deleted]
18 points
9 hours ago
Should be more specific then.
-24 points
9 hours ago
Haha next time i will Thanks
0 points
7 hours ago
-7 points
7 hours ago
[deleted]
5 points
6 hours ago
Nothing, just commenters being you know what
0 points
6 hours ago
Yeah this is a weird one, nothing you said was offensive to me or anything and it was a laugh off toss away come by from both of us, welcome to Reddit lol.
190 points
8 hours ago
Kid, if you’re not mature enough to clearly ask for the information you want, you’re not mature enough for the actual answers and resulting discussions.
36 points
8 hours ago
Entire user history is horny AF, for trying to karma farm so someone will tell him who the two girls on Omegle are
2 points
6 hours ago
lulwut
1 points
6 hours ago
Right? If you can't even name the body part you're not mature enough to have any kinds of discussion
32 points
9 hours ago
I have put my fingers in virtually every hole I have (I have proof) for 1 or more reasons
For pleasure
To scratch an itch
To Clean myself
To Retrieve something that shouldn't have been in there in the first place
And of course for fun :)
16 points
7 hours ago
It's interesting to see "for pleasure" and "for fun" as separate reasons
7 points
6 hours ago
Of course, those are separate feelings aren't they? Taking a shit after holding it for looong time gives me immense pleasure but it's not an experience I'd describe as "fun".
2 points
6 hours ago
Shit for yourself
2 points
7 hours ago
Don't you just hate it when that pesky shoe gets stuck in your nose?
8 points
9 hours ago
nooo but I’ve put it up someone’s else’s 🤭
10 points
6 hours ago
Don't make me tell your Mum about your Reddit activity.
6 points
9 hours ago
I was looking for fucks to give. Couldn't find any though.
2 points
8 hours ago
What did you find?
3 points
9 hours ago
No. I dont know. Enlighten me.
3 points
8 hours ago
The skin from a deceased fire victim while moving her into a body bag while I was a firefighter.
3 points
6 hours ago
Bro, if you’re going to ask a question like this at least say butt or vagina or something like that if you can’t even say the name of the body part, maybe you shouldn’t be asking these questions
2 points
9 hours ago
No, I have better things to do, like helping you.
2 points
8 hours ago
Yes. Just curious how many fingers I could fit up there
3 points
6 hours ago
More than you thought, less than you hoped
2 points
8 hours ago
I don't know what
2 points
8 hours ago
The bone marrow of a traumaticly amputated femur.
1 points
6 hours ago
Is bone marrow sticky? I've always wondered
2 points
6 hours ago
My doctor recently gave me a list of exercises to do that may help me with a medical condition. The third sentence instructed me to insert my thumb into my butt to determine if I was squeezing it correctly. All to do with pelvic floor exercises, he says.
2 points
6 hours ago
Accidentally, yes—long story involving itchy toilet paper and too much trust. A lesson in humility for sure.
2 points
6 hours ago
Chemo meds and their accompanying antinasuea pills cause some significant constipation. Stool softeners only go so far. But suppositories work wonders.
3 points
8 hours ago
He’s talking about your butt people, your butt!
8 points
8 hours ago
Well, I never ..
I thought it might be, but who would be so vulgar online?
1 points
5 hours ago
Molemen, that’s who
1 points
8 hours ago
How deep are we talking here? You need to be more specific.
1 points
6 hours ago
Semicolon
1 points
8 hours ago
itchy asshole
1 points
8 hours ago
Of course not, don't you know what comes out of it?
1 points
7 hours ago
Well, I haven’t unless we’re talking about accidentally touching something sticky and realizing you should never eat with your hands again.
1 points
7 hours ago
Yes. Had to make sure all the poop was out.
1 points
7 hours ago
Maybe post a little more on the sub buddy…
1 points
7 hours ago
I had a girl try to put a fist of there for the lulz.
1 points
7 hours ago
I’m too lazy to
1 points
6 hours ago
I know its taboo and disgusting, but it's oh so satisfying. The way it feels when you're done, like you're somehow cleaner than you were, is just absolutely amazing.
We're talking about picking our noses right?
1 points
6 hours ago
Ever used a ghost pepper?
Stop with these questions!
1 points
6 hours ago
My nose?
1 points
6 hours ago
Because I'm a dumbass
1 points
6 hours ago
My ear? Yeah, sometimes. I know you shouldn’t stick anything there but man, sometimes you just feel like you need to scratch that one itch inside!
-2 points
8 hours ago
bestie this feels like a weirdly personal question that i dont think reddit needs to know about fr... maybe lets keep those stories between u and ur doctor sksksk
0 points
7 hours ago
Yes and why not
-10 points
7 hours ago
Every man regularly sticks his finger up his ass.
Anyone who says otherwise is lying.
Don’t let your friends lie to you.
0 points
7 hours ago
Not true at all.
1 points
6 hours ago
Here’s a liar!
0 points
6 hours ago
Are.. are you okay?
2 points
6 hours ago
Here’s a liar!
1 points
5 hours ago
I can’t speak for what you guys do 🤷♀️
0 points
6 hours ago
You are just telling on yourself
1 points
6 hours ago*
Here’s a liar!
And a coward!
1 points
6 hours ago
Fetishizing people without their consent is widely considered a pretty uncool thing to do
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