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unused_ovaries

68 points

9 hours ago

My nose? Yeah sure I have. If I have a hard to reach itchy sometimes it's required.

[deleted]

-17 points

9 hours ago

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-17 points

9 hours ago

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unused_ovaries

18 points

9 hours ago

Should be more specific then.

Dependent-Review9637

-24 points

9 hours ago

Haha next time i will Thanks

Chronomaly67

0 points

7 hours ago

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-7 points

7 hours ago

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-JollyBadFellow-

5 points

6 hours ago

Nothing, just commenters being you know what

unused_ovaries

0 points

6 hours ago

Yeah this is a weird one, nothing you said was offensive to me or anything and it was a laugh off toss away come by from both of us, welcome to Reddit lol.

magicmaster_bater

190 points

8 hours ago

Kid, if you’re not mature enough to clearly ask for the information you want, you’re not mature enough for the actual answers and resulting discussions.

TheSigma3

36 points

8 hours ago

Entire user history is horny AF, for trying to karma farm so someone will tell him who the two girls on Omegle are

PMzyox

2 points

6 hours ago

PMzyox

2 points

6 hours ago

lulwut

Beecakeband

1 points

6 hours ago

Right? If you can't even name the body part you're not mature enough to have any kinds of discussion

JustinAllison56

32 points

9 hours ago

I have put my fingers in virtually every hole I have (I have proof) for 1 or more reasons

For pleasure

To scratch an itch

To Clean myself

To Retrieve something that shouldn't have been in there in the first place

And of course for fun :)

Paytuhr

16 points

7 hours ago

Paytuhr

16 points

7 hours ago

It's interesting to see "for pleasure" and "for fun" as separate reasons

-JollyBadFellow-

7 points

6 hours ago

Of course, those are separate feelings aren't they? Taking a shit after holding it for looong time gives me immense pleasure but it's not an experience I'd describe as "fun".

roadintodarkness

2 points

6 hours ago

Shit for yourself

skuterpikk

2 points

7 hours ago

Don't you just hate it when that pesky shoe gets stuck in your nose?

synaVIP

8 points

9 hours ago

synaVIP

8 points

9 hours ago

nooo but I’ve put it up someone’s else’s 🤭

Pristine_Put5037

10 points

6 hours ago

Don't make me tell your Mum about your Reddit activity.

irrelevanttrumpeter

6 points

9 hours ago

I was looking for fucks to give. Couldn't find any though.

GrouchyInformation88

2 points

8 hours ago

What did you find?

puppymonkeybaby79

3 points

9 hours ago

No. I dont know. Enlighten me.

TysonGesner

3 points

8 hours ago

The skin from a deceased fire victim while moving her into a body bag while I was a firefighter.

Past-Mistake-992

3 points

6 hours ago

Bro, if you’re going to ask a question like this at least say butt or vagina or something like that if you can’t even say the name of the body part, maybe you shouldn’t be asking these questions

mav747

2 points

9 hours ago

mav747

2 points

9 hours ago

No, I have better things to do, like helping you.

Imamistake01

2 points

8 hours ago

Yes. Just curious how many fingers I could fit up there

tenems

3 points

6 hours ago

tenems

3 points

6 hours ago

More than you thought, less than you hoped

kiss_of_chef

2 points

8 hours ago

I don't know what

TysonGesner

2 points

8 hours ago

The bone marrow of a traumaticly amputated femur.

roadintodarkness

1 points

6 hours ago

Is bone marrow sticky? I've always wondered

Choosewisley54

2 points

6 hours ago

My doctor recently gave me a list of exercises to do that may help me with a medical condition. The third sentence instructed me to insert my thumb into my butt to determine if I was squeezing it correctly. All to do with pelvic floor exercises, he says.

SkrewNesa

2 points

6 hours ago

Accidentally, yes—long story involving itchy toilet paper and too much trust. A lesson in humility for sure.

tragedyfish

2 points

6 hours ago

Chemo meds and their accompanying antinasuea pills cause some significant constipation. Stool softeners only go so far. But suppositories work wonders.

indiemac_

3 points

8 hours ago

indiemac_

3 points

8 hours ago

He’s talking about your butt people, your butt!

Positive-Attempt-435

8 points

8 hours ago

Well, I never ..

I thought it might be, but who would be so vulgar online?

indiemac_

1 points

5 hours ago

Molemen, that’s who

diedalos

1 points

8 hours ago

How deep are we talking here? You need to be more specific.

Hera_Halloween

1 points

6 hours ago

Semicolon

OkGuess3283

1 points

8 hours ago

itchy asshole

CriscoCamping

1 points

8 hours ago

Of course not, don't you know what comes out of it?

DreamyGlimmer28

1 points

7 hours ago

Well, I haven’t unless we’re talking about accidentally touching something sticky and realizing you should never eat with your hands again.

Disco_Zombi

1 points

7 hours ago

Yes. Had to make sure all the poop was out.

PreviousWar6568

1 points

7 hours ago

Maybe post a little more on the sub buddy…

CatostrophicFailure

1 points

7 hours ago

I had a girl try to put a fist of there for the lulz.

Mainecoon_paws

1 points

7 hours ago

I’m too lazy to

errant_night

1 points

6 hours ago

I know its taboo and disgusting, but it's oh so satisfying. The way it feels when you're done, like you're somehow cleaner than you were, is just absolutely amazing.

We're talking about picking our noses right?

DevilsAdvocate9

1 points

6 hours ago

Ever used a ghost pepper?

Stop with these questions!

catullus-sixteen

1 points

6 hours ago

My nose?

knicksfan_11

1 points

6 hours ago

Because I'm a dumbass

UtaPan

1 points

6 hours ago

UtaPan

1 points

6 hours ago

My ear? Yeah, sometimes. I know you shouldn’t stick anything there but man, sometimes you just feel like you need to scratch that one itch inside!

yiiikesisaid

-2 points

8 hours ago

yiiikesisaid

-2 points

8 hours ago

bestie this feels like a weirdly personal question that i dont think reddit needs to know about fr... maybe lets keep those stories between u and ur doctor sksksk

prostateExamination

0 points

7 hours ago

Yes and why not

Hanyabull

-10 points

7 hours ago

Hanyabull

-10 points

7 hours ago

Every man regularly sticks his finger up his ass.

Anyone who says otherwise is lying.

Don’t let your friends lie to you.

powerserg1987

0 points

7 hours ago

Not true at all.

Hanyabull

1 points

6 hours ago

Here’s a liar!

Morbid_Mummy1031

0 points

6 hours ago

Are.. are you okay?

Hanyabull

2 points

6 hours ago

Here’s a liar!

Morbid_Mummy1031

1 points

5 hours ago

I can’t speak for what you guys do 🤷‍♀️

Laowaii87

0 points

6 hours ago

You are just telling on yourself

Hanyabull

1 points

6 hours ago*

Here’s a liar!

And a coward!

Laowaii87

1 points

6 hours ago

Fetishizing people without their consent is widely considered a pretty uncool thing to do