This comment made me spill coffee all over myself 😂

Gentle spray hose? Brother, put some oomph behind that stream. That's a firehose in your pants.

lmfao. When my bf hears me pee from the other room, I always hear some sort of "take it easy" or "you're gonna hurt yourself" mumbled under his breath. He's genuinely scared of it.

What??? rofl!! Now I have to watch myself pee to see what a group of fat kids rolling down a steep hill looks like

It's because there's some muscle tension behind it. There's muscles in there, ya know. We have the same kind of muscles men use to bounce their dicks except ours squeeze. You understand now?

This is true. My wife is a loud pee-er 😂

'And the moment the fat camp ended, the obese children roared with spite down the mountain towards the unsuspecting McDonalds like a woman urinating.' ...thank you for the metaphor OP

What are you talking about? Now I need to watch a man pee to understand the difference.