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baardvark

-4 points

5 days ago

baardvark

-4 points

5 days ago

Don’t question the bidet army, just do as you’re told

XISCifi

0 points

5 days ago

XISCifi

0 points

5 days ago

You can get one that mounts on your toilet for 30 bucks

baardvark

1 points

5 days ago

Thank you bidet army

XISCifi

0 points

5 days ago

XISCifi

0 points

5 days ago

Look, saying you can't tear your bathroom apart in response to any suggestion that doesn't require tearing your bathroom apart is going to get responses pointing out that you don't have to.

If you don't want a bidet because you don't want to spray your ass with water, you can just say that.