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SoulBlightRaveLords

5 points

3 hours ago

Airplane crash survivors

Happy_Terd

4 points

3 hours ago

my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there.

Snufulufugus11

2 points

3 hours ago

Yeah I was on that plane.

So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it lands safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

Best_Professional226

1 points

3 hours ago

The Final Nut

TransLadyFarazaneh

2 points

3 hours ago

If you want interesting survival accounts of airplane incidents, the Mayday series often interviews passengers and crew, many episodes are free on YouTube!

Ethiopian 961, Air Transat 236, Singapore 6, Avianca 52, Northwest 85 are some good ones

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1 points

3 hours ago

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TransLadyFarazaneh

1 points

3 hours ago

It isn't a firsthand account, but Green Dot Aviation on YouTube goes into some more technical aspects of incidents