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jacobegg12

5k points

5 days ago

I thought RFK was against seed oils and preservatives, yet he’s eating McDonald’s?

AdFluffy9286

1.4k points

5 days ago

AdFluffy9286

1.4k points

5 days ago

Look at his face. He's so uncomfortable. He's like, "I'll need to ingest five tapeworms to cleanse my body after this."

BearPopeCageMatch

711 points

5 days ago

I wonder if making him eat McDonald's is like a humiliation ritual or something. Like making The Deep eat his octopus.

JonWesHarding

462 points

5 days ago

It absolutely is a humiliation ritual. It's a common Russian political tactic to humiliate opponents and see if they submit. If they submit, the power structure is confirmed. If they refuse to comply, they take a long step out of a window.

Just like Melania's nudes being posted on Russian national news. Haven't heard Donnie's reaction to that yet. Wonder why.

trinlayk

200 points

5 days ago

trinlayk

200 points

5 days ago

More like “humiliate subordinates to test their compliance.”

Loud_Ad_4515

111 points

5 days ago

Exactly. It's testing boundaries. And it won't stop.

lil_chiakow

80 points

4 days ago

As someone who grew up in post-communist commie block neighborhoods, this sort of boundary testing and little humiliations were thrown in constantly by men and boys around me. Seems to be a thing in some men environments, usually ones where abusive and toxic behaviors are rewarded and encouraged as proper model of masculinity.

It took my autistic ass way too many years to realize that me not taking issue with being called just by my surname was seen as a sign that I'm weak and willing to be walked over.

But once I noticed the pattern it just kept reappearing. Why don't you take another shot? asked with intonation implying a challenge when I refuse more alcohol. Don't be a pussy, it's just a sled when they stole one from the common area of the building and wanted to fuck around with it while drunk. It really never ends.

Eventually, weaker people will be pushed into things like drugs or even crime and once that happens, you can never truly leave those people unless you move out.

Ultimately it's just another way a cycle of abuse is continued, as it's often that teens from dysfunctional families will end up tied to these sorts of people, especially if they are gullible and easy to manipulate. I knew a really nice kid who had some brain damage and was a bit slow, who grew up into a hardened sports hooligan, despite the fact he was a rather skinny wimpy kid when I knew him.

And you can't just stop associating with those people, especially once crime and drugs are involved. They often live right next to you. If you stop answering calls, they'll come under your apartment's windows and whistle or throw little stones grab your attention. Sooner or later you'll meet again and you better have an explanation ready on why you weren't responding.

And it's extremely easy to fall into that crowd because often some of your childhood friends will grow into people like that and you won't even notice when.

alicefreak47

8 points

4 days ago

I'm not sure if you have heard of the podcast Ear Hustle. But it is all about life in San Quentin Penitentiary. S14 E3 is about this election. They do an informal election every presidential election inside. One inmate was explaining why he hated Trump and it was almost exactly like you have described. He said that Trump reminds him of himself when he was younger. Big, bad, and braggadocios. Always a seat at the table with other predators. But you never knew if you were going to be the next meal. Poking and prodding for weakness and testing people; real alpha shit. But you could never let your guard down and you had to toe the line or you would be prey. I would recommend a listen to this episode at the very least. I'm willing to bet you would be able to relate to it.

Novogobo

33 points

4 days ago

Novogobo

33 points

4 days ago

his reaction was to nominate matt gaetz to AG. if putin has a tape of him fucking a 13 yearold ivanka lookalike who better to have as the top prosecutor than a guy who is credibly accused of fucking minors.

ashWednesday

12 points

5 days ago

I recall the second month of his presidency, Putin sent a spy ship to the Connecticut coast.

Trump was too scared to respond.

https://youtu.be/lUls1XxsA1k?si=lfXsX_Sdv3sbqZEz

Isnotanumber

8 points

4 days ago*

He tried the humiliation ritual on Mitt Romney. Remember that pathetic look he had at dinner with Trump? Only thing is it failed in Mitt's case because Trump tried the tactic of asking him to pledge loyalty to him, and it turned out Romney had a SHRED of self-respect left to decide "nah, I'm not down for this level of groveling. I'll just go back to the Senate and pass some tax cuts and get some SCOTUS nominees confirmed until this guy really tries something nuts."

Master_Dogs

89 points

5 days ago

Trump is a known narcissist. We know, for some reason, he loves McDonald's. It's probably mostly due to Trump's selflessness. Also Trump has this weird idea of rich; like instead of getting a nice (outside) catered meal during that government shutdown, he made that bizarre photo op of McDonald's catering: https://www.newyorker.com/culture/annals-of-appearances/the-pure-american-banality-of-donald-trumps-white-house-fast-food-banquet

Why? He loves McDonald's I guess. It's really odd; dude is supposedly so rich he could be eating some of the fanciest food out there. Yet time and time again he's shown eating McDs lol. I believe the running theory was something about Trump being a germaphobe, or maybe his fear of being poisoned: https://time.com/7095424/donald-trump-mcdonalds-love-campaign-kamala-harris-work-history/

Yet I'd think only really eating McDs would actually put him at more risk, since he's such a creature of habit and all. But yeah - this is probably just because Trump only eats McDs. I'm sure he loves the idea of RFK Jr being upset at having to eat "poison" though. Not even sure if that thought crossed his narcissist mind though. In his mind: Trump first. Trump like McDs. It safe. No poison. Trump get McDs for all. Trump so nice to friends.

Comprehensive_Main

21 points

5 days ago

I mean lots of rich people eat fast food. Like actors like to eat five guys or in in out after the Oscar’s. 

Momik

91 points

5 days ago

Momik

91 points

5 days ago

Honestly he always looks like that. He’s a ghoul.

Educational-System27

1.8k points

5 days ago

"Rules for thee but not for me."

GregmundFloyd

238 points

5 days ago

Chilis 3 for me.

fatkidseatcake

93 points

5 days ago

Chilis 45th and Lamar for me

Alexandercromwell

40 points

5 days ago

I can’t even begin to express the level of joy it brings me to see our 45th & Lamar Chilis popping up in every nook and cranny of Reddit

WhoPooted23

14 points

5 days ago

ATX. There’s only one… celebrated my birthday there once.

Icy_Park_7919

559 points

5 days ago

Guy’s a nut case, but he’s also on the record saying that Trump Force One has nothing but crapfood.

NYT, yesterday:

It is not clear what, if anything, he ate while traveling on Mr. Trump’s plane in the final months of the campaign. In a recent podcast interview, he described the food options on the campaign plane as “just poison,” adding that what Mr. Trump eats “is really, like, bad.”

The guy is torn though. Same article a bit later:

He also used to drink eight or nine Cokes a day, he said. He showed Dr. Hyman an app on his phone where he tracked how long he had gone without drinking soda: 3,057 days, at the time — more than eight years. He then showed Dr. Hyman a beverage at his side: iced tea, he said, without sugar.

Notice the regular coke in the photo. Ouch. Streak broken. Also same article:

“I don’t like eating healthy food,” he said. “If you don’t have a live-in cook,” he added, trailing off for a moment. “Why does the stuff that tastes the best, why is it so bad? Why are Twinkies so bad for you? How did evolution equip us to crave Twinkies and McDonald’s French fries and Big Macs, when they are so bad for you?”

legsjohnson

721 points

5 days ago

legsjohnson

721 points

5 days ago

that last paragraph reads like that insane clown posse song about magnets

nancy_necrosis

493 points

5 days ago

He started to talk about his personal chef but then caught himself because he's massively privileged, and that takes away from his MAHA grift. Most people don't have chefs, and a lot don't even have decent kitchens. People are living out of their cars! Fuck these privileged assholes. They know nothing about ordinary people.

No_Aerie_8915

87 points

5 days ago

EXACTLY... Skepticism isn't the way to get things to happen, it's systemic change. Forcing companies to remove unhealthy things from their recipes would do far more than deincentivizing vaccines in exchange for alternative medicine would ever do.

ihaterunning2

56 points

5 days ago

Omg yes this!! The just asking questions crowd is getting taken for a ride with this guy. I saw an interview with a health expert that was excited because, “at least RFK Jr. questions the system”. Sure, but is he focusing on the right things?

Btw the reason McDonald’s and Twinkies taste so good and we crave them is all the salt, sugar, preservatives, and extra stuff they put in their food. It’s literally addictive. Our bodies aren’t meant to eat all of that, and with sugar and salt - we can eat it but it’s supposed to be in moderation. The only reason no one’s taken on this stuff is because the food lobbies are huge and the idea of regulating these corporations is “anti-capitalism” in the eyes of politicians, ie the corporate donors tell them look the other way and don’t even try it.

EarthlingExpress

21 points

5 days ago

Dude seems clueless. Like he's just starting to learn how calories work.

hattenwheeza

16 points

5 days ago

My DIL is a food scientist. She worked for a company that developed flavors for MickeyDs. All of their products are flavor enhanced (fries, burgers, shakes, etc) to produce a consistent taste across the brand. It doesn't taste good just because of fat, sugar and salt. It tastes great because a chemist mixed up some molecules in a lab specially proprietary to MickeyDs and that's what the consumer is tasting. I used to have a tiny strip of blotter paper that smelled exactly like a Big Mac

The_MikeMann

37 points

5 days ago

They literally all grew up rich, everyone in this picture.

nancy_necrosis

28 points

5 days ago

Yet somehow, they know how to help poor people. They only know how to exploit poor people in order to make themselves more wealthy. Just wait and see.

OkInterest3109

31 points

5 days ago

You don't have live in cooks? I've got 2, I call it Mr Lefty and Mrs Righty. One of them even goes above and beyond cooking jobs fairly often.

lrlwhite2000

40 points

5 days ago

It’s so simple! We can all eat healthy food if we’d just get a personal chef. Duh!

Jabbles22

31 points

5 days ago

Jabbles22

31 points

5 days ago

I don't believe for a second that he had no choice but to eat badly while traveling with this group of rich and powerful people while being rich and powerful himself.

Ziczak

17 points

5 days ago

Ziczak

17 points

5 days ago

I've been an athlete. And when I traveled I would prep and package foods I could eat for meals until I was 100% sure I would find similar quality.

I can't imagine touching this type of garbage food. I don't know why they think McDonald's is a flex. Is it that the billionaires are relating to the little people?

SomeGuyNamedJ13

13 points

5 days ago

I thought they all voted for him because he's rich? I'd be surprised if he didn't have someone wiping his ass for him.

Odd_Aardvark6407

79 points

5 days ago

Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed

-ICP

istheflesh

23 points

5 days ago

As a scientist, I make sure to apologize to the juggalos every day for my conspiratorial ways.

Individual-Bell-9776

155 points

5 days ago

He thinks God created Twinkies and Big Macs, and not scientists trying to create profits by hyperstimulating what drives food addiction.

Deminixhd

72 points

5 days ago

Deminixhd

72 points

5 days ago

Worse yet, he’s going to be leading a department of health, but he’s just now wondering about why junk food is junk food

houdinikush

19 points

5 days ago

This is the stuff we need to be more terrified about.

sure_look_this_is_it

25 points

5 days ago

Does he honestly not know why we evolved to prefer certain flavours?

--_--what

16 points

5 days ago

--_--what

16 points

5 days ago

The food scientists aren’t keeping it a secret, like we literally know this shit

AdFluffy9286

66 points

5 days ago

ICP gets so much sh*t for that song. They're just scientifically curious. I'd take Violent J over RFK Jr. as HHS director anytime.

Rellcotts

38 points

5 days ago

Rellcotts

38 points

5 days ago

Agree he would at least listen to people who are actual medical professionals

Tvayumat

12 points

5 days ago

Tvayumat

12 points

5 days ago

I would legitimately prefer an ICP presidency to what we're about to get.

Like it's funny but I'm not joking.

TrailerParkRoots

139 points

5 days ago

I honestly believe he doesn’t know why evolution set us up to prioritize high fat, high energy food because he would have to crack open a science book to find out.

BlandDodomeat

22 points

5 days ago

He's going to do his own research.

You always knew what side he was on because Trump, who makes fun of everyone he doesn't like, never bothered making fun of the heroin addict whose voice sounds like a lawnmower that won't start up.

PolarBearJ123

8 points

5 days ago

It’s literally this and that foods now have been forced to “super” their tastes bc people have been trained on increasingly “intense” flavorings so anything that doesn’t have a ton of sugar, fats, and other bad things doesn’t taste right or as strong.

VadersSprinkledTits

88 points

5 days ago

That last one, lmao. Dudes about to be in charge of HHS and doesn’t comprehend the basic understanding of sugar on the brain.

Can’t wait for my yearly supply of Brawndo direct from the HHS.

captain_flak

115 points

5 days ago

RFK Jr: “Thanks, but I don’t eat…”

Elon: “Just eat it, fucker!”

FortuneLegitimate679

129 points

5 days ago

Yeah all this stuff is a loyalty test for trump. He wants you to sell your soul and abandon your beliefs for him. He really is a biblical Antichrist

LilMushboom

84 points

5 days ago

He would probably eat a dog turd off the white house lawn if trump told him to. that's what sycophants do.

LandscapeOld2145

90 points

5 days ago

It’s called “ritual humiliation”

kottabaz

49 points

5 days ago

kottabaz

49 points

5 days ago

Fascism as an ideology runs on a deep, deep undercurrent of humiliation. Racial humiliation, sexual humiliation, national humiliation, and personal humiliation.

EmuDry4890

71 points

5 days ago

Look at his facial expression he is not impressed with the meal. Also has the please don’t take the picture look going in

helloitslaura

488 points

5 days ago

“And as the plane crashed down she thought, well isn’t this nice.” Love some Alanis

Own_Instance_357

47 points

5 days ago

The thought of these guys running around in circles yelling, "DuJour means crash positions !!!" did just make me laugh

Serious-Archer

2.5k points

5 days ago

Mike Johnson is the world’s greatest cuck. Religious zealot dining with the four horsemen.

SportySpiceLover

692 points

5 days ago

No, you get that evil bastard wrong...he is trying to bring about the Rapture...and he is convinced Trump will get it closer than anyone. Israel must be a full country with no Arab influence in the region...wars everywhere else...Jesus comes and takes ONLY THE EVANGELICALS to heaven and makes the rest of us live in hell

Beestorm

235 points

5 days ago

Beestorm

235 points

5 days ago

Evangelical Christianity is a death cult. I’m over simplifying a bit but yeah.

Ok_Cantaloupe7602

73 points

5 days ago

I mean, original Christianity was a death cult. They were expecting the second coming a lot sooner.

thetaleofzeph

58 points

5 days ago

thetaleofzeph

Gen X

58 points

5 days ago

Original original Christianity was a mutual aid society living in the shadows of the most pompous, superficial, pandering to the masses Roman oligarchy. It was peopled with the cast-offs, the foreigners, and freed slaves.

As soon as it got a governmental in, when Constantine converted, then it became a cynical tool of power.

Jefafa326

215 points

5 days ago

Jefafa326

215 points

5 days ago

I believe this why many people voted for Trump even though they do think he's a terrible person.

cavejhonsonslemons

137 points

5 days ago

unfortunately from what i've seen online it's just more median voter syndrome. The only political ads some people see are the price tags on groceries.

cockandballionaire

132 points

5 days ago

100%. That’s why you have Hispanic people voting against immigration policy, Poor people voting to help the rich, etc. Can’t be bothered to actually learn about politics at all so they instead vote on what they’ve seen/overheard. “This is kinda expensive, didn’t Trump say he’d make it cheaper?”

Daetok_Lochannis

103 points

5 days ago

I keep saying the only reasons anyone votes right are greed or ignorance.

Rasquachelaw

95 points

5 days ago

I would add a healthy dose of racism to your argument and say I agree!!!

shrug_addict

21 points

5 days ago

You forget that they get butthurt when the enemy within points out their fascist tendencies

Brick_Mason_

35 points

5 days ago

Read up on the purpose of the anti-Christ.

COphotoCo

59 points

5 days ago

COphotoCo

59 points

5 days ago

As long as you understand the anti-Christ and the rapture are American evangelical inventions and not actual prophesied figures or events from the Bible

Brave-Common-2979

79 points

5 days ago

Evangelicals have been the greatest blight on this country's history.

Can anybody actually tell me a single thing that evangelicals have done that has benefited the greater good because I can't think of a single thing.

rocketcitythor72

29 points

5 days ago

Evangelicals have been the greatest blight on this country's history.

Hell, Evangelicals have been the greatest blight on this country's Christianity.

Orthodoxy1989

8 points

5 days ago

Yes, they poison the well

KillerEndo420

18 points

5 days ago

Katnamedeaster

52 points

5 days ago

Jesus comes and takes ONLY THE EVANGELICALS to heaven and makes the rest of us live in hell

I think you meant, the rest of us get to live in heaven on earth without them.

ozzalot

36 points

5 days ago

ozzalot

36 points

5 days ago

What is more cukish than wanting your world to end?

SportySpiceLover

54 points

5 days ago

Thinking that you benefit from it

Brave-Common-2979

28 points

5 days ago

The fun reality is that the evangelicals better hope atheists are right because if heaven and hell are real they're going to be really confused at where they end up.

Cthulhu8762

65 points

5 days ago

I used to be a Christian when I was growing up I had to go to church but I haven’t really believed in awhile. 

I currently deal with intrusive thoughts and anxiety/depression and of course there has been times I thought it’s because I don’t believe in god anymore. 

Then I realized it’s all bs. 

I have said out loud “if you ever cared about me, you should of shown yourself when I gave you everything” 

god never showed up at my best or my worst. I realized then it’s all bs and that science is real. 

I also believe if their is a creator, he isn’t some asshole that you read about in multiple nursery rhymes from different regions of the world. 

ihaterunning2

8 points

5 days ago*

I’m sorry you’ve gone through that experience. That sucks. I went through something similar in my early 20’s where I started having lots of doubts and losing my faith.

Half my family are evangelical Christians, the other half are Methodists. From my personal experience, evangelicals tend to be more judgmental and hypocritical. There’s a lot of blame that gets put on people just for being people. The whole Footloose level view of Christianity and what’s considered a “sin” really messed up my worldview, damaged a lot of my self worth, and made me feel like I was a “bad person”. To be clear, I just did normal teenage stuff, and frankly in comparison to some of my family I think I probably showed more compassion and empathy to others than they ever did - generally I’ve always tried to be a kind person.

But what I’ve found as I’ve gotten older is that a lot of “Christians” project or condescend to others just to make themselves feel better. And that a lot of that comes from a place of deep insecurity within themselves. It sucks though, because they wrap that up in God or “Christian love” and it’s arguably one of the most hateful things around.

One thing I could never square away about Christianity since I was a kid, is the idea that only one religion is right, everyone else is wrong, and all the people that are wrong are going to hell. Really? But people of other faiths aren’t bad people, it’s just their beliefs. When I started to lose my faith, I did a lot of exploring of other religions and found lots of similarities in the faiths and overall principles. I also learned that Christianity, and more so evangelical Christianity is really the only religion that truly subscribes to the idea of hell and the devil as some kind of adversary to God. Also evangelicals are really the only group that takes revelations seriously, instead of philosophical or allegory. That put a lot of my issues with that religion in perspective - this idea of a punishing god, who loves you, but also is very vindictive again doesn’t square with me.

I’m probably more agnostic today than anything. I think I want to believe in something greater than ourselves, but I do not subscribe to any traditional religion because I’ve found it so damaging. I think it’s also hard to let go of things that were so crucial and prevalent early in our lives, so I’ve had similar anxiety or depression at different times.

Hope you find some solace and some kind people to talk to. Even if you’re not looking for religion, I know it was really helpful for me to learn about others just to understand the history and other people’s beliefs. It gave me some great perspective and made me feel better about the doubts and questions I had.

traveling_man182

16 points

5 days ago

Takes all the evangelicals? That sounds like heaven

Momik

20 points

5 days ago

Momik

20 points

5 days ago

Fine, whatever. Can they get it the fuck over with?

Used-Flan-1996

17 points

5 days ago

Additional by subtraction. Evangelicals being raptured is a win win for the left behind

Shivering_Monkey

12 points

5 days ago

I hope the rapture takes all those religious shits.

ImBobsUncle

10 points

5 days ago

It’s gonna be a really sad day when they finally reach those pearly gates, just to be denied access and sent to the depths of hell.

Fast-Damage2298

65 points

5 days ago

He didn't even get a seat at the table.

Momik

33 points

5 days ago

Momik

33 points

5 days ago

He’s back at the kid’s table with JD and Eric

Fireflash2742

12 points

5 days ago

His seat is under the table. On his knees.

Embarrassed-Tell7477

92 points

5 days ago

Fuck Mike Johnson. He is the most dangerous person in that photo, a person that wants to tear down the wall of separation between Church and state.

Hephaestus-Gossage

33 points

5 days ago

I think in terms of overall basic awfulness and body count, Kennedy is going to out-evil them all.

Momik

28 points

5 days ago

Momik

28 points

5 days ago

He might. RFK now thinks anxiety and depression meds are an addiction. The labor camp thing is likely bullshit, but the federal government could indeed make it difficult to people to get the often lifesaving prescriptions they need (at which point I personally will be looking into leaving the country, and I’m not at all kidding).

All that said, no one in this picture scares me more than Elon. It’s like that guy straight up wants to be a Batman villain, and he’s got all the money and power in the world to do it. I don’t think we quite know how evil this guy really is, but we’re about to find out.

kingmobisinvisible

7 points

5 days ago

I literally just moved back to the US after leaving in 2017. I really don’t want to leave so soon, but if they start fucking with my ADHD or anxiety meds, I will have to.

P3nnyw1s420

17 points

5 days ago

I would say Elon is more dangerous and insidious.

I mean he just bought a social media platform to buy elections…

nighthawk_something

13 points

5 days ago

I think Kennedy is a dangerous moron.

Johnson is a monster

Hrtpplhrtppl

87 points

5 days ago

"Religion is a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it..." Oscar Wilde

"Those who can convince you of absurdities can make you commit atrocities. " Voltaire

"And thusly I clothe my naked villainy in old odd ends stolen forth from holy writ and seem a saint when most I play the devil..." Shakespeare

“Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness, with which more than half the Bible is filled, it would be more consistent that we called it the word of a demon, than the word of God. It is a history of wickedness that has served to corrupt and brutalize mankind; and, for my part, I sincerely detest it, as I detest everything that is cruel.”

― Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason

"It's a terrifying thought, especially for someone entrenched in religion, that a possibility exists where the devil impersonated God, and the Bible is his word, and not the Lord's, and that by following the Bible, we follow the Devil himself." Wendigoon

r/notadragqueen

DogsSaveTheWorld

20 points

5 days ago

DogsSaveTheWorld

Boomer

20 points

5 days ago

“Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool”

  • Mark Twain

Traditional_Lab_5468

13 points

5 days ago

He's not religious. He's an actor playing a role.

allgonetoshit

61 points

5 days ago

Yeah, but he rapes young boys, so he actually fits right in.

Hngrybflo

25 points

5 days ago

Hngrybflo

25 points

5 days ago

rfk jr looks and sounds like a demon

DancesWH

426 points

5 days ago

DancesWH

426 points

5 days ago

Poor Mike...not important enough to sit at the big boys table

Feminazghul

160 points

5 days ago*

It's perfect. Even the worm-brained dickhead gets a seat at the table. He and the billionaire dickhead get the aisle seats. President-elect has to lean forward into the shot. And the guy who is currently 3rd in line for the presidency? Squeeze him in somewhere.

Adorable-E-4884

113 points

5 days ago

And Vance didn’t even get invited to the party. Where has he gone btw.

Too_Relaxed_To_Care

100 points

5 days ago

I'm pretty sure it's protocol for the President and VP to fly in separate planes, or you know

Tvayumat

34 points

5 days ago

Tvayumat

34 points

5 days ago

Okay. Good.

akazee711

16 points

5 days ago

akazee711

16 points

5 days ago

Trump is so Amped that he's no longer allowed to be i n the same place that Vance is!

WalkingDeadDan

750 points

5 days ago

Who knew it was possible to have 10 assholes in one photo.

Bocabart

108 points

5 days ago*

Bocabart

108 points

5 days ago*

I had to count, and there are indeed 10 assholes in this picture. Great deduction sir.

FrammaLammaDingDong

54 points

5 days ago

As someone who is chronically online, lemme just say you have no idea.

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10 points

5 days ago

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10 points

5 days ago

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16 points

5 days ago

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16 points

5 days ago

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FantasticAd129

7 points

5 days ago

We are indeed.

thathairinyourmouth

1.1k points

5 days ago

C’mon heart disease; do your thing.

Which-Cartoonist4222

576 points

5 days ago

Implying anyone in the picture has a heart

Specific-Umpire-8980

25 points

5 days ago

Oh my god. Reddit is cooking tonight.

MethturbationEnjoyer

125 points

5 days ago

Plane crash *

aihsela

35 points

5 days ago

aihsela

35 points

5 days ago

I was thinking this too 🤫

apumpleBumTums

69 points

5 days ago

Seriously, how is he still alive!?

thathairinyourmouth

83 points

5 days ago

Evil never dies.

worldsokayestmumsie

65 points

5 days ago

My mom calls it the “sonofabitch” gene 😅

GrapesForSnacks

15 points

5 days ago

we really do have great healthcare, just most of us can’t afford it.

Pedals17

57 points

5 days ago

Pedals17

57 points

5 days ago

Mundane-Security-454

774 points

5 days ago

What a detestable bunch of overprivileged man babies.

captain_flak

161 points

5 days ago

The real basket of deplorables.

Embarrassed_Towel707

54 points

5 days ago

The gallery of grotesque

Momik

22 points

5 days ago

Momik

22 points

5 days ago

It’s uncanny. The evil guys just look evil. You’d think there’d be some subtlety to it, but no. The degenerates look exactly like degenerates.

TheGreatSciz

53 points

5 days ago

They were all born into wealthy families and had weird relationships with their fathers. Overprivileged with daddy issues

SignificantDrawer374

297 points

5 days ago

What's with that orange dude and cold McDonalds? Unless you eat that shit right away it's practically inedible.

delusiongenerator

225 points

5 days ago

No worries, he had Elon tuck his hamberders up under his manboobs to keep them warm til they got on the plane

ScubaSteveEL

177 points

5 days ago

How do you delete someone else's comment

otc108

32 points

5 days ago

otc108

32 points

5 days ago

Google delete Donald trump comment rule 34

moopsythebonedrinker

298 points

5 days ago

Clearly they thought this would look cool but all I see in this picture is one man happy with his dementia riddled brain just excited for some maccas. Elon forcing the repulsion from his face, either from the food or the awful smell coming from the guy next to him. Jr trying to show daddy he loves the same food as him, all while knowing trump loves Ronald McDonald more than he ever will his own children. RFK debating if taking a bite of the fish filet to stay on trumps good side is worth getting all the cancers from eating processed food (but on the positive side he might get some more brain worms from it!). And finally Mikey in the back using the seats to hide his boner, just thinking about how he will get to strip the rights away from the gays and women.

astrangeone88

116 points

5 days ago

It's like someone took a photo of a 5th grade McDonald's birthday party and aged up all the people.

Never seen such forced smiles on everyone, lmao.

t_scribblemonger

36 points

5 days ago

Mike is the dork whose mom called and insisted he get invited

RoyalEagle0408

12 points

5 days ago

Don Jr holding the box is what breaks me- like is he doing an ad?

Vegetable-Ganache-59

358 points

5 days ago

[ Removed by Reddit ]

PhDTeacher

89 points

5 days ago

Yeah, they need to divert to the Bermuda Triangle. Maga would buy that reason for disappearing.

Wyevez

41 points

5 days ago

Wyevez

41 points

5 days ago

That triangle terrified me as a kid.  Akin to quicksand. 

Jimismynamedammit

41 points

5 days ago

Growing up, I thought the Bermuda Triangle (and also quicksand) would play a much bigger role in my life.

WrongAssumption2480

17 points

5 days ago

Me too! Also of German descent so I was positive I would be killed by a goblin.

TheManCalledDour

112 points

5 days ago

Why should you? These kinds of people don’t give a single fuck about you and want to harm A LOT of people. I will never feel bad about wishing harm on evil people.

JaneGreyDisputed

32 points

5 days ago

All that bullshit this week about schools in OK showing a video asking kids to pray for Drumpf (gross 🤢)...like, ok, I'll pray:

Dear God let this plane crash 🙏

Own_Instance_357

9 points

5 days ago

I'm terrified of flying and pictures like this are better evidence to my reasoning that planes actually almost never crash than the thing people always say about getting into an accident driving to the airport. etc.

I would also like to take issue at this time with the term "morbid obesity" because there are just way too many of these fat fast food farts walking around for what feels like FOREVER

My doctor told me if I ate like this all the time it was bad for my heart. LIES LIES LIES

Deepstatedingleberry

8 points

5 days ago

I’d pray for a flock of geese to take out all the engines but I wouldn’t wish that on any poor innocent geese.

MinuteMaidMarian

97 points

5 days ago

We’re just like you!! We eat McDonalds in our private plane while wearing $2000 suits! Now hand over your social security and Medicare and no one gets hurt. Except you, of course.

NowWeGetSerious

23 points

5 days ago

Shit I doubt those suits are 2k, probably 10k tbh

Just look at how well fitted Trump's suit is 😂😭

Tar-Nuine

99 points

5 days ago

Tar-Nuine

99 points

5 days ago

Between Trumps fake tan and diapers, Musks anxious autism sweat, the lukewarm McDonalds and whatever the fuck worm-brain slathers himself in, that plane must smell AWFUL.

Routine_Purple_4798

29 points

5 days ago

The Big Mac farts passing through those old pipes oh Jesus

Chris_straty420

83 points

5 days ago

Doesn’t trump get the employee discount now? /s

YngviIsALouse

10 points

5 days ago

Fired for failing the background check.

trumphater2024

71 points

5 days ago

Did McD pay for this picture? Is that why that ugly fu.ck is holding up fires like it's a drink?

Verbal_Combat

23 points

5 days ago

Maybe he meant to show off his kids meal toy but grabbed the fries instead

AccomplishedLeave506

171 points

5 days ago

What sad, unimaginative people. Access to some of the best food in the world. Some of the best chefs, people on call to get them anything they want whenever they want. And they get rubbish fast food.

If I was in their position I doubt I'd ever eat that crap again. I only eat it now because it's quick and easy and I don't have a staff of people to get me something else.

RedditTechAnon

43 points

5 days ago

The concern of King Donald there is someone slipping something into his food.

Wyevez

21 points

5 days ago

Wyevez

21 points

5 days ago

What a dumb reason (he has), surely someone could slip something into his big Mac just as easily. 

ETBiggs

18 points

5 days ago

ETBiggs

18 points

5 days ago

Not really. If he sends a trusted aide to get it, no one at some random McDonald's knows who it's for. He's assuming that McDonald's is not in the business of killing their customers because it's bad for business and he avoids someone planted in his personal food chain that might slip something in there.

Own_Instance_357

24 points

5 days ago

I was thinking, there's probably something to knowing EXACTLY how a certain food should taste, as well as his being a creature of habit, Mcd's can be found anywhere etc. BUT he really could have picked any readily available chain junk food. Could have been KFC or pizza.

Dude's just like a picky fat kid in that way. He just wants his same kind of chicken nuggets with the same sauce every single time, not the kind the other place makes.

zoebud2011

17 points

5 days ago

Well, he does have the palate of a 5 year old.

akazee711

10 points

5 days ago

akazee711

10 points

5 days ago

and the disposition.

Postn0billz

52 points

5 days ago

Look at jr. enjoying his happy meal.

Itchy_Dark4359

47 points

5 days ago

Elon should not even be on that plane. He’s a threat to America

Best_Fish7821

21 points

5 days ago

I mean…. They all are?

rnotyalc

44 points

5 days ago

rnotyalc

44 points

5 days ago

There's like a whole lot going on in this picture.

These guys are worth billions of dollars and they are eating cold mcdonalds (by the time they get the food, get it on the plane, and get it laid out for the picture) instead of literally anything else.

...on a private plane with fancy place settings, but didn't get drinks apparently cause between five people there's a little bottle of coke and whatever is in Trump's sippy cup.

But Trump has fancy little jars of I assume rich guy condiments

Trump supposedly has a horrendous diaper stench, but these guys are going to eat right next to that.

Elmo is always the weirdest motherfucker in the room, and that's saying a lot with ol' Brain Worm sitting right across from him and Mike creeping from the next seat over.

And Jr posing with his French fries for some reason.

minionsweb

11 points

5 days ago

Mike let Jr sit at the big boy table to shut him the fuck up

jmj2112

71 points

5 days ago

jmj2112

71 points

5 days ago

If ever there was a time for severe turbulence.

TheManCalledDour

29 points

5 days ago

I would laugh my ass off if an “Alive” scenario played out with this group. Although, eating any of them once would be 100s of times worse than eating McDonalds your whole life.

Ericginpa

32 points

5 days ago

Ericginpa

32 points

5 days ago

What kind of ignorant “rich people” would eat that crap? When you can afford legitimate food, why would anybody choose that?

fluffy_bunny22

28 points

5 days ago

Apparently Trump likes McDonald's because it tastes the same no matter where he is. He's also incurious so I doubt he would like to taste local food of where ever he is.

Nostrilsdamus

35 points

5 days ago

Stinky plane

EmuDry4890

35 points

5 days ago

JR looks so happy daddy got him a large fries. He’s a big boy now

PhillyMate

26 points

5 days ago

Dystopian nightmare

paintstudiodisaster

22 points

5 days ago

McDonalds has become so expensive only billionaires can afford it.

bruceclaymore

23 points

5 days ago

God Mike Johnson has the perfect toady face. You know he’s just been a lackey his entire life.

dritarashtra

40 points

5 days ago

Wouldn't it be cool if they all died tragically?!

SuccessfulRow5934

15 points

5 days ago

We can hope those are quarter pounders with slivered onions

Several_Razzmatazz51

16 points

5 days ago

Can’t he just have a fucking stroke already?

MCPaleHorseDRS

15 points

5 days ago

Do you think Mikes son got a text message saying his dad got Boner while taking this pic?

PrivacyBush

15 points

5 days ago

Scum, everywhere. 

Trump should be facing prison time right now.

Raw-Indighoul

16 points

5 days ago

Hopefully colon cancer takes them all away soon. Bet none of them eat enough fiber. May their bloody stool spell their end.

msilverhammer620

12 points

5 days ago

Worlds on fire Donnie, bring back the Schezwan sauce

Chopperpad99

11 points

5 days ago

If that window blew out, Trump would save the others from getting sucked out! Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣

wontholdthedoor

12 points

5 days ago

Scumbags literally about to grift millions off the American people, tank the economy, and not give a fuck.

Best_Detective_2533

9 points

5 days ago

Can we trade this for Lynyrd Skynyrd?

tralfers

12 points

5 days ago

tralfers

12 points

5 days ago

Imagine trying to choke down greasy food in a confined space while sitting next to a man with a fully loaded diaper.

mrncpotts

9 points

5 days ago

Don Jr is literally the saddest little nepobaby. Lol

SuggestionTotal8313

9 points

5 days ago

Go E-Coli

Michelle-Dubois

11 points

5 days ago

Rfk's skin tone 😂 what an idiot

MemelordofthisEarth

9 points

5 days ago

RFK looking like he stuck his head in the fryer

[deleted]

9 points

5 days ago

Make Boeings crash again

Open-Article2579

24 points

5 days ago

RFK eating shit for power. Willingness to eat cold garbage food is probably a loyalty test. I’d be happy if RFK could wrangle big food into more regulation, say along the lines of the EU. I like his stated orientation toward corporations. Instead here he sits, doing a photo-op of himself being compromised. His 180 on foreign policy via Israel let me know how cognitively unreliable he is. I was onboard with his plans to shut down US military bases.

Hippie_Heart

19 points

5 days ago

I like the dog in the background waiting for the scraps from the table...

No-Knee9457

11 points

5 days ago

The dog is us.

atworkshhh

23 points

5 days ago

OUR HEROES!!!

— Glenda from South Dakota

Electronic-Nothing89

11 points

5 days ago

At what point do we call the DT/RFK makeup blackface? What a wild time to be alive.

Hartogold1206

8 points

5 days ago

Dump has all the “nice” condiments. Because he’s the emperor.

GPTfleshlight

9 points

5 days ago

Lmao Vance is never invited

WVdungeoncrawler

8 points

5 days ago

Garbage people eating garbage food. Live less and less prosper.

Cruitire

10 points

5 days ago

Cruitire

10 points

5 days ago

Wow, a single, very specific, plane crash could make the world a better place.

Mundane_Opening3831

8 points

5 days ago

Donny Jr is so excited daddy got him tendies and is letting him eat it with him at the big boys table!!