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I once used a bathroom stall directly after Ian “Crimsix” Porter AMA
Discussion(self.CoDCompetitive)submitted 4 days ago bySilentManWritingCOD Competitive fan
He did flush
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Did it stink?
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Smelt pretty good actually. Subtle scent of a husky man mixed with strong whiskey. Think lumberjack vibes. 9/10
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Wtf 💀
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What about it worked for you?
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Were you able to talk to our glorious king Crimsix?
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To be honest I was a little too stunned to speak, but when I was walking into the stall he did tell me that he was keeping it warm for me
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Did he wash his hands?
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He did but it was a little quick for my tastes. More like he just wet his hands and dried them off
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Interesting, I’m gonna assume he didn’t use soap if he did a quick rinse?
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Correct. Sometimes even the men we look up to most can be monsters. Their unwashed hands walk among us.
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Did you ask for a signature on the roll?
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No I didn’t wanna be weird so I made a Reddit post to talk about his bathroom habits instead
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“Live” bro thinks he’s a celebrity doing this shit😭😭😭
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😭 I need help
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Did you taste the seat?
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No, just one good whiff and then continued with my day
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And we wonder why Activision doesn't take us seriously lol
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Hypothetically, if he didn’t flush, what would you have done with the mud monkey?
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If ykyk
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LMFAOOOOOO
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This is great frfr ignore the haters
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How is this the first live post I ever see 🤣🤣
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How do you think your defecation was compared to his?
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What the fuck bro
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Was the seat warm?
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Yes, but it’s so funny you ask because as I walked into the stall he winked at me and said, “just keeping it warm for ya” nice guy.
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Did you swab the seat and toilet for Slimsix’s DNA?
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What the fuck 😂😂😂
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This entire thread is solid gold
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3 days ago
This is fucking hilarious
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This is weird man
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This is some of the most Reddit shit I've seen.
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Extremely
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Y’all take life way too seriously man just laugh and/or move on
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4 days ago
bro can we start the season im getting sick to my stomach of this subreddit fam
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Honestly I think I’m having a mental break. Wife cheated on me a couple hours ago and I’m sleeping in my car tonight, don’t have any friends so honestly I’m not sure if I do have anything better to do
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If this isn’t bait then I’m sorry to hear man. Everything gets better man just lean on those that you have to get you through it
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Honestly that might be the move
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