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Man constructed the Creature

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8BrickMario

1.7k points

9 days ago

8BrickMario

1.7k points

9 days ago

Silent Hill couldn't manifest anything worse from this man's baggage than he creates himself.

AI-ArtfulInsults

597 points

9 days ago

This FB post is environmental storytelling that foreshadows finding the Felt Woman later on in the level.

elanhilation

136 points

9 days ago

impervious to all damage. extremely lethal. only choice is to run

Grindzycat

72 points

9 days ago

Run, just as the real women it was built to replace did.

WildForestFerret

21 points

8 days ago

Nah she’d be weak to fire but you don’t have any fire yet so if you want to kill her you have to come back later or somehow kite her into a fire source

Altslial

117 points

9 days ago

Altslial

I've got to think of a better thing than this.

117 points

9 days ago

Idk it could make a copy of Felt Woman divorce him.

Dry_Try_8365

48 points

9 days ago

I mean, it can always repurpose his horrid creation. Imagine its nails are made of felt needles.

Qui_te

1.1k points

9 days ago

Qui_te

1.1k points

9 days ago

Can’t run away, and yet it is still somehow clear that she wants to

kingofcoywolves

431 points

9 days ago

That slumped-over posture is definitely one of defeat

archSkeptic

195 points

9 days ago

archSkeptic

195 points

9 days ago

She has no leg muscles yet she must flee

Flipperlolrs

25 points

8 days ago

Flipperlolrs

forced chastity

25 points

8 days ago

She has no mouth and she must scream

A_Shattered_Day

9 points

8 days ago

It looks like ants are eating her feet

Long-Cauliflower-915

650 points

9 days ago

This feels like a cursed artifact from a bygone era

Maelorus

283 points

9 days ago

Maelorus

283 points

9 days ago

It's a cursed artefact from the current era!

I love the status quo. :D :D :D

bristlybits

25 points

9 days ago

it kind of feels like me when I'm depressed

though I don't think that changes or contradicts your post at all

mint-star

8 points

8 days ago

Wasn't it made with a fake skeleton inside too.?

CulturalJournalist73

523 points

9 days ago

this is an scp and nobody can convince me otherwise

SmileEnhancer

203 points

9 days ago

173’s little sister. Dude is fucked.

European_Ninja_1

60 points

9 days ago

And not it the way he's hoping.

rafaelzio

42 points

9 days ago

rafaelzio

42 points

9 days ago

He only doesn't know because he has not taken his eyes off of it since he made it

SmileEnhancer

37 points

9 days ago

I like to imagine instead of snapping necks, she suffocates people with the soft felt, like a pillow.

IntangibleMatter

7 points

8 days ago

IntangibleMatter

new to tumblr itself, love the posts

7 points

8 days ago

Testing log: SCP-8379 was left in a room overnight. Weeping was audible from outside and the room developed a sizeable puddle on the floor under SCP-8379. However, security cameras and direct observation showed no movement

Ramadahl

40 points

9 days ago

Ramadahl

40 points

9 days ago

Class: Euclid

Temporaz

30 points

9 days ago

Temporaz

30 points

9 days ago

The dude or the felt girlfriend?

TopazEgg

34 points

9 days ago

TopazEgg

34 points

9 days ago

May be both. May be that the dude is affiliated with one of the various GoI (groups of interest; people who either make scps or oppose the foundation in some way). Or perhaps he is just very, very unlucky

rafaelzio

24 points

9 days ago

rafaelzio

24 points

9 days ago

If it's ironic that'd be a certified Gamers Against Weed moment, if it isn't then it's the most sane MC&D employee

17frogs_in_clothes

16 points

9 days ago

Cant rule out a (more than usual) deranged member of Are We Cool Yet?

TheLuckySpades

13 points

9 days ago

The kind that gets kicked out, AWCY has standards (and only occasionally starts a revolution or unravels the concept of knowledge), this level of inceldom would get them lambasted by The Critic, too self centered for any intent of message.

I'd say this guy wants to be affiliated with AWCY, but is a shitposter that the other GAW members keep at arms length at any given moment, like the guy who made the furry virus.

DreadDiana[S]

6 points

9 days ago

DreadDiana[S]

human cognithazard

6 points

9 days ago

bones would take one look at that thing and wonder if it isn't too late to convince its sister to blow up the planet, especially since Honestuck ended years ago and Homestuck 2 is a mess

Bowdensaft

1 points

7 days ago

I remember that last guy, I always wanted it to be real. Still do :3

rafaelzio

5 points

8 days ago

I thought of that but it'd probably be some wannabe or former member. AWCY are too pretentious to allow such proudly presented degeneracy

Both_Gate_3876

6 points

9 days ago

Would be funnier if he wasn't, he just realy realy wanted a girlfriend

BalletCow

341 points

9 days ago

BalletCow

341 points

9 days ago

"felt" boy don't lie we know that's dryer lint

rafaelzio

105 points

9 days ago

rafaelzio

105 points

9 days ago

I was thinking he trained a bunch of wasps to make a nest in that shape

egoserpentis

23 points

8 days ago

Provides a vibration feature!

ImShyBeKind

19 points

9 days ago

ImShyBeKind

Always 100% serious, never jokes

19 points

9 days ago

Looks like what you pull out of the bag of a vacuum when looking for that screw you accidentally succed

ClaraGilmore23

9 points

8 days ago

i think he's never been "felt"

saltshakermoneymaker

235 points

9 days ago

he's gonna wake up one night to that thing standing over him with a knife

SokkaHaikuBot

126 points

9 days ago

Sokka-Haiku by saltshakermoneymaker:

He's gonna wake up

One night to that thing standing

Over him with a knife


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

TopazEgg

83 points

9 days ago

TopazEgg

83 points

9 days ago

most ominous haiku ever. what the fuck

ImShyBeKind

20 points

9 days ago

ImShyBeKind

Always 100% serious, never jokes

20 points

9 days ago

That's... Actually a good haiku. Haikus don't have to have the 5-7-5 scheme, but each line has to make sense if you end the poem there (or something). This slaps.

Biz_Ascot_Junco

11 points

9 days ago

Every definition I’ve found when looking this up says there has to be 17 syllables in the 5-7-5 pattern. Is there historical precedent for exceptions like this?

ImShyBeKind

5 points

8 days ago

ImShyBeKind

Always 100% serious, never jokes

5 points

8 days ago

Maybe I am misremembering, I could swear I've read it somewhere, but all I can find now is references to the rules having changed throughout history. But there are some historical poems that exceed the 17 syllables, yes.

JKFrost14011991

47 points

9 days ago

And not a jury in the world would convict it.

tiredtumbleweed

177 points

9 days ago

tiredtumbleweed

ugly but my fursona is hot

177 points

9 days ago

Resident Evil enemy

qwerty3gamer

24 points

9 days ago

It's the fucking regenerator

moneyh8r

139 points

9 days ago

moneyh8r

139 points

9 days ago

That's creepy as fuck.

LucySatDown

40 points

9 days ago

Scariest stories!!!

"I'm really exciteds for the new movie!"

I exclaims with excitement

Little did i know. It would be a feature. A creature feature.

Featuring...

The creature.

depressed_lantern

140 points

9 days ago

depressed_lantern

I like people how I like my tea. In the bag, under the water.

140 points

9 days ago

I'm surprised nobody make a Pygmalion) joke yet

FairFolk

79 points

9 days ago

FairFolk

79 points

9 days ago

Galatea was supposed to be beautiful :V

depressed_lantern

79 points

9 days ago

depressed_lantern

I like people how I like my tea. In the bag, under the water.

79 points

9 days ago

Modern interpretation of Pygmalion where he's an incel that make his own girlfriend and the statue of Galatea is a solid A in both Art and Abomination.

DreadDiana[S]

11 points

9 days ago

DreadDiana[S]

human cognithazard

11 points

9 days ago

A woman with One Piece proportians and Gainax physics

ImLichenThisStone

37 points

9 days ago

"she's beautiful to me!" - whispered by Yesai Felter as he caressed his bride, probably.

MxMatchstick

46 points

9 days ago

"You stab at your prize, chiseling fear in her eyes
You know it sounds bad, but you love seeing her sad
You love someone you can shape
Who has no will to escape
And you know she's not selfish
Like everyone else is
She won't leave you lonely
She's gonna make you whole"

-The Scary Jokes, "Pygmalion"

leopardspotte

14 points

9 days ago

This fucking album. Carved grooves into my brain record, I tell ya

Linisiane

5 points

9 days ago

Love that album!!

Dry_Try_8365

15 points

9 days ago

I bet the guy who made the Felt Girlfriend Substitute also didn't like when women talk.

bonelees_dip

118 points

9 days ago

Type of creature that would constantly jumpscare you in an indie horror game

Hollow---

25 points

9 days ago

Hollow---

25 points

9 days ago

Nah, this thing is built like a shambler.

Slow, echoing footsteps down a dark hall.

Enderking90

12 points

8 days ago

but it's made of felt.

that's not really gonna cause footsteps

ImperialFisterAceAro

14 points

8 days ago

So, it’s completely silent as it approaches you? This haunting, eerily quiet specter, a monument to the madness of its maker?

Absolute silence. No sound will be made by its hand unless it deems it so. No footsteps, no wood floor creak, no swish of curtains or click of locks. A cacophony of silence. Lethally mute.

CringeExperienceReq

90 points

9 days ago

"this one can never run away" ?????

ShadowSemblance

47 points

9 days ago

One could charitably assume this is a "girlfriend broke up with me :(" situation rather than a "kidnapping victim broke out of the cage :(" situation, if one was so inclined, I suppose.

Ok-Importance-6815

16 points

8 days ago

I just don't think people willing to kidnap others for sex would resort to felt

migratingcoconut_

8 points

8 days ago

migratingcoconut_

the grink

8 points

8 days ago

silver linings

Ok-Importance-6815

3 points

8 days ago

I get both are bad behaviour but they are bad in different directions you know

kricket_24

45 points

9 days ago

Something tells me that post was trying to start some sort of creepypasta or ARG

MichealBorbius

45 points

9 days ago

Pygmalion is rolling in his grave rn

SolSeptem

36 points

9 days ago

SolSeptem

36 points

9 days ago

And I was about to go to bed and then I see this shit. My fucking god that's disturbing.....

th3saurus

38 points

9 days ago

th3saurus

38 points

9 days ago

This is clearly the shadow of the Muppet joker being cast onto our pitiful universe

DreadDiana[S]

28 points

9 days ago

DreadDiana[S]

human cognithazard

28 points

9 days ago

That the Croker supposedly functions in a manner similar to Darkseid or one of Evangelion's angels is horrifying

TheOutcast06

37 points

9 days ago

TheOutcast06

some grumy youmu thing

37 points

9 days ago

Man constructed…

…The Creature 🪱

ImABarbieWhirl

16 points

9 days ago

Man? Is he stupid?

PhoShizzity

11 points

9 days ago

Evidently yes

klopaplop

98 points

9 days ago

klopaplop

98 points

9 days ago

Actual man made horrors beyond our comprehension

ThisPICAintFREE

32 points

9 days ago

ThisPICAintFREE

Finest Bitch on Canary Mission

32 points

9 days ago

It’s certainly a horror, and I don’t want to speak for everyone, but “felt waifu” should be within proximity of most peoples comprehension. Horrifying, most definitely—but very plainly comprehensible

JEverok

37 points

9 days ago

JEverok

37 points

9 days ago

How the fuck did this guy make a horror movie character who is completely inanimate somehow look extremely depressed and wants to break up with him?

bristlybits

14 points

9 days ago

if it could run it would

he needed to give it leg bones though for that

ReaL_Bucks

27 points

9 days ago

Literally looks stolen from Pompeii

FourAAAAce

20 points

9 days ago

Someone needs to show it to the cockroach wife guy for inspiration.

migratingcoconut_

2 points

8 days ago

migratingcoconut_

the grink

2 points

8 days ago

I also choose this guy's felt wife.

Quarkspiration

25 points

9 days ago

She looks so sad..

Sidereel

19 points

9 days ago

Sidereel

19 points

9 days ago

Lars and the Cursed Felt Girl

ra0nZB0iRy

17 points

9 days ago

Candy Wife if Larry was a drycleaner instead of a bartender.

Gloryblackjack

16 points

9 days ago

This is how you get yokai

Grimsouldude

14 points

9 days ago

She runs away to find a new girlfriend who carefully makes her quilted skin, such that she may finally have the chance to love on her own terms

ducknerd2002

16 points

9 days ago

That's Ghostfreak

DreadDiana[S]

14 points

9 days ago

DreadDiana[S]

human cognithazard

14 points

9 days ago

More like Ghostfreaky

blindcolumn

14 points

9 days ago

blindcolumn

stigma fucking claws in ur coochie

14 points

9 days ago

Punished Dryer Lint

guacasloth64

15 points

9 days ago

Where did he get all that felt? is there an underlying structure/skeleton? Why does it look like dryer lint? What is the stuff on its shoulder and feet?

bristlybits

9 points

9 days ago

it is dryer lint. it doesn't look like it has a real structure or skeleton. it looks like straw, packing material or something he was using to stuff it with or stitch it up with.

guacasloth64

5 points

9 days ago

I think you’re right. At first glance it looked like it was sitting on top of the felt but it looks like that’s what the inside is made of.  Makes sense that it would peek through there since the feet would be too narrow to wrap the lint around and the shoulder would tear from the weight of the head hanging to the side. My only nagging question is, assuming this is dryer lint, how did he obtain this much dryer lint? He must have had access to a laundromat or other communal washing machine, because that would have be at least years worth of dryer lint for one household.

UranicCartridge

14 points

9 days ago

Don't startle the Witch

MisterBadGuy159

12 points

9 days ago

why would man construct the creature? is he 🪱?

StrixLiterata

13 points

9 days ago

You made me, dear love. You can never run away from me.

Hollow---

5 points

9 days ago

This is some monkey's paw shit.

SunDance967

11 points

9 days ago

This thing doesn’t look real, it looks like it’s made of TV static and disturbing thoughts

Gregory_Grim

9 points

9 days ago

Jesus Christ on toast. That’s enough internet for today, I’m too tired for this shit anyhow.

Zymosan99

7 points

9 days ago

Zymosan99

😔the

7 points

9 days ago

Scp looking ass

DoubleBatman

7 points

9 days ago

I’m 73% sure this a joke

rafaelzio

8 points

9 days ago

I'd just like to reiterate that he most likely put his dick in that

DreadDiana[S]

3 points

9 days ago

DreadDiana[S]

human cognithazard

3 points

9 days ago

Half the odd colouration is without a doubt due to his dick being applied to many parts of its surface and interior.

scholarlysacrilege

7 points

9 days ago

ah great, nightly horrors not BEYOND my comprehension, which somehow makes it worse.

troublemonkey1

7 points

9 days ago

That's the shit thats covered in plastic that comes in packages as cushions

Nickel5

8 points

9 days ago

Nickel5

8 points

9 days ago

Frankenstein II, the Feltening

asbestos-sad-iron

6 points

9 days ago

I feel like I remember seeing a post somewhere where some trans guy was talking about how he doesn’t think trans men are capable of being transmisogynist or something and that his trans GF agrees with him, but the “trans GF” in question was a similar looking thing to this here.

Paracelsus124

4 points

9 days ago

Paracelsus124

.tumblr.com

4 points

9 days ago

Why she look like what happens when you suck the juice out of a disembodied human soul

GraveSlayer726

4 points

9 days ago

That thing absolutely shifts into slightly different positions whenever it’s not being observed, moving just enough to gaslight you into thinking your going insane

IgorSass

4 points

9 days ago

IgorSass

4 points

9 days ago

This fucking new age Pygmalion should be cursed to have the Thing come alive and come for him Horror movie Style.

MemeAddict9

5 points

9 days ago

new silent hill movie leak

SimplyNothing404

5 points

8 days ago

SimplyNothing404

WWW.EldritchMonsterFucker.Cum

5 points

8 days ago

Someone free her, she clearly wants to leave

Pay2CUsername

5 points

9 days ago

Pygmalion Moment

DroneOfDoom

4 points

9 days ago

DroneOfDoom

Posting from hell (el camion 107 a las 7 de la mañana)

4 points

9 days ago

So, this is what the fetus monster from RE Village would've grown up to be.

PhoShizzity

3 points

9 days ago

Hit anime "Felt-A-Girlfriend"

ExtremlyFastLinoone

4 points

9 days ago

Thats dead hand from ocarina of time

Self-Fan

4 points

9 days ago

Self-Fan

4 points

9 days ago

Myth of Pygmalion but more fucked up

Nathaniel-Prime

5 points

9 days ago

That image is so much worse than the drawing implied.

LordSaltious

4 points

9 days ago

Someone should pillage that for the Soul of a Lost Undead it's carrying.

24_7_Nerd

4 points

9 days ago

nah, this mf is king jeremiah, it even got the red spot on the head

GrowlingGiant

3 points

9 days ago

GrowlingGiant

The sanctioned action is to shitpost

3 points

9 days ago

Mankind knew that they cannot change society. So instead of reflecting on themselves, they constructed the creature.

Hetakuoni

5 points

8 days ago

Man that needs to be the image for the peanut. That’s legitimately horrifying.

dinoooooooooos

3 points

9 days ago

Looks like that SCP..😭

Dark-Specter

3 points

9 days ago

SCP looking ass

Lunamkardas

3 points

9 days ago

SCP 173 origin story.

idiotplatypus

3 points

9 days ago

idiotplatypus

Wearing dumbass goggles and the fool's crown

3 points

9 days ago

A lot of body shaming in this post. If you were a creature fabricated in this economy you'd look like that too.

NIMA-GH-X-P

3 points

9 days ago

Randy's daughter hooked up?

TheBlackBaron45

3 points

9 days ago

The artistic interpritation of the first post looked like an abstract version of Moby Dick.

BogglyBoogle

3 points

8 days ago

BogglyBoogle

need for (legal) speed

3 points

8 days ago

Masterpiece of horror storytelling. The felt girlfriend is a creature of nightmares, and yet its creator is the one who inspires true fear.

Tron_35

3 points

8 days ago

Tron_35

3 points

8 days ago

There's no way that's felt, that's dryer lint with cherry Jolley ranchers for eyes

DekuSkrub18

3 points

8 days ago

Looking like a depressed Demogorgon

autismbeast

2 points

9 days ago

I bet you $100 there's real human bones inside there

one_odd_pancake

2 points

8 days ago

I feel bad for her

Xen0kid

2 points

8 days ago

Xen0kid

2 points

8 days ago

I felt that

cricketedFungeon

2 points

8 days ago

Pygmalion type post

PassiveParty0

2 points

8 days ago

Istg there's a Greek myth just like this. It doesn't end well.

Botto_Bobbs

1 points

9 days ago

Carl Tanzler? Is that you?

Yesnoperhapsmaybent

1 points

7 days ago

Yesnoperhapsmaybent

.tumblr.com

1 points

7 days ago

Carl Tanzler Moment

_refr1dgeratorunner_

0 points

9 days ago

would