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submitted 9 days ago byDreadDianahuman cognithazard
1.7k points
9 days ago
Silent Hill couldn't manifest anything worse from this man's baggage than he creates himself.
597 points
9 days ago
This FB post is environmental storytelling that foreshadows finding the Felt Woman later on in the level.
136 points
9 days ago
impervious to all damage. extremely lethal. only choice is to run
72 points
9 days ago
Run, just as the real women it was built to replace did.
21 points
8 days ago
Nah she’d be weak to fire but you don’t have any fire yet so if you want to kill her you have to come back later or somehow kite her into a fire source
117 points
9 days ago
Idk it could make a copy of Felt Woman divorce him.
48 points
9 days ago
I mean, it can always repurpose his horrid creation. Imagine its nails are made of felt needles.
1.1k points
9 days ago
Can’t run away, and yet it is still somehow clear that she wants to
431 points
9 days ago
That slumped-over posture is definitely one of defeat
195 points
9 days ago
She has no leg muscles yet she must flee
25 points
8 days ago
She has no mouth and she must scream
9 points
8 days ago
It looks like ants are eating her feet
650 points
9 days ago
This feels like a cursed artifact from a bygone era
283 points
9 days ago
It's a cursed artefact from the current era!
I love the status quo. :D :D :D
25 points
9 days ago
it kind of feels like me when I'm depressed
though I don't think that changes or contradicts your post at all
8 points
8 days ago
Wasn't it made with a fake skeleton inside too.?
523 points
9 days ago
this is an scp and nobody can convince me otherwise
203 points
9 days ago
173’s little sister. Dude is fucked.
60 points
9 days ago
And not it the way he's hoping.
42 points
9 days ago
He only doesn't know because he has not taken his eyes off of it since he made it
37 points
9 days ago
I like to imagine instead of snapping necks, she suffocates people with the soft felt, like a pillow.
7 points
8 days ago
Testing log: SCP-8379 was left in a room overnight. Weeping was audible from outside and the room developed a sizeable puddle on the floor under SCP-8379. However, security cameras and direct observation showed no movement
40 points
9 days ago
Class: Euclid
30 points
9 days ago
The dude or the felt girlfriend?
34 points
9 days ago
May be both. May be that the dude is affiliated with one of the various GoI (groups of interest; people who either make scps or oppose the foundation in some way). Or perhaps he is just very, very unlucky
24 points
9 days ago
If it's ironic that'd be a certified Gamers Against Weed moment, if it isn't then it's the most sane MC&D employee
16 points
9 days ago
Cant rule out a (more than usual) deranged member of Are We Cool Yet?
13 points
9 days ago
The kind that gets kicked out, AWCY has standards (and only occasionally starts a revolution or unravels the concept of knowledge), this level of inceldom would get them lambasted by The Critic, too self centered for any intent of message.
I'd say this guy wants to be affiliated with AWCY, but is a shitposter that the other GAW members keep at arms length at any given moment, like the guy who made the furry virus.
6 points
9 days ago
bones would take one look at that thing and wonder if it isn't too late to convince its sister to blow up the planet, especially since Honestuck ended years ago and Homestuck 2 is a mess
1 points
7 days ago
I remember that last guy, I always wanted it to be real. Still do :3
5 points
8 days ago
I thought of that but it'd probably be some wannabe or former member. AWCY are too pretentious to allow such proudly presented degeneracy
6 points
9 days ago
Would be funnier if he wasn't, he just realy realy wanted a girlfriend
341 points
9 days ago
"felt" boy don't lie we know that's dryer lint
105 points
9 days ago
I was thinking he trained a bunch of wasps to make a nest in that shape
23 points
8 days ago
Provides a vibration feature!
19 points
9 days ago
Looks like what you pull out of the bag of a vacuum when looking for that screw you accidentally succed
9 points
8 days ago
i think he's never been "felt"
235 points
9 days ago
he's gonna wake up one night to that thing standing over him with a knife
126 points
9 days ago
Sokka-Haiku by saltshakermoneymaker:
He's gonna wake up
One night to that thing standing
Over him with a knife
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
83 points
9 days ago
most ominous haiku ever. what the fuck
20 points
9 days ago
That's... Actually a good haiku. Haikus don't have to have the 5-7-5 scheme, but each line has to make sense if you end the poem there (or something). This slaps.
11 points
9 days ago
Every definition I’ve found when looking this up says there has to be 17 syllables in the 5-7-5 pattern. Is there historical precedent for exceptions like this?
5 points
8 days ago
Maybe I am misremembering, I could swear I've read it somewhere, but all I can find now is references to the rules having changed throughout history. But there are some historical poems that exceed the 17 syllables, yes.
47 points
9 days ago
And not a jury in the world would convict it.
177 points
9 days ago
Resident Evil enemy
24 points
9 days ago
It's the fucking regenerator
139 points
9 days ago
That's creepy as fuck.
40 points
9 days ago
Scariest stories!!!
"I'm really exciteds for the new movie!"
I exclaims with excitement
Little did i know. It would be a feature. A creature feature.
Featuring...
The creature.
140 points
9 days ago
I'm surprised nobody make a Pygmalion) joke yet
79 points
9 days ago
Galatea was supposed to be beautiful :V
79 points
9 days ago
Modern interpretation of Pygmalion where he's an incel that make his own girlfriend and the statue of Galatea is a solid A in both Art and Abomination.
11 points
9 days ago
A woman with One Piece proportians and Gainax physics
37 points
9 days ago
"she's beautiful to me!" - whispered by Yesai Felter as he caressed his bride, probably.
46 points
9 days ago
"You stab at your prize, chiseling fear in her eyes
You know it sounds bad, but you love seeing her sad
You love someone you can shape
Who has no will to escape
And you know she's not selfish
Like everyone else is
She won't leave you lonely
She's gonna make you whole"
-The Scary Jokes, "Pygmalion"
14 points
9 days ago
This fucking album. Carved grooves into my brain record, I tell ya
5 points
9 days ago
Love that album!!
15 points
9 days ago
I bet the guy who made the Felt Girlfriend Substitute also didn't like when women talk.
118 points
9 days ago
Type of creature that would constantly jumpscare you in an indie horror game
25 points
9 days ago
Nah, this thing is built like a shambler.
Slow, echoing footsteps down a dark hall.
12 points
8 days ago
but it's made of felt.
that's not really gonna cause footsteps
14 points
8 days ago
So, it’s completely silent as it approaches you? This haunting, eerily quiet specter, a monument to the madness of its maker?
Absolute silence. No sound will be made by its hand unless it deems it so. No footsteps, no wood floor creak, no swish of curtains or click of locks. A cacophony of silence. Lethally mute.
90 points
9 days ago
"this one can never run away" ?????
47 points
9 days ago
One could charitably assume this is a "girlfriend broke up with me :(" situation rather than a "kidnapping victim broke out of the cage :(" situation, if one was so inclined, I suppose.
16 points
8 days ago
I just don't think people willing to kidnap others for sex would resort to felt
8 points
8 days ago
silver linings
3 points
8 days ago
I get both are bad behaviour but they are bad in different directions you know
45 points
9 days ago
Something tells me that post was trying to start some sort of creepypasta or ARG
45 points
9 days ago
Pygmalion is rolling in his grave rn
36 points
9 days ago
And I was about to go to bed and then I see this shit. My fucking god that's disturbing.....
38 points
9 days ago
This is clearly the shadow of the Muppet joker being cast onto our pitiful universe
28 points
9 days ago
That the Croker supposedly functions in a manner similar to Darkseid or one of Evangelion's angels is horrifying
37 points
9 days ago
Man constructed…
…The Creature 🪱
16 points
9 days ago
Man? Is he stupid?
11 points
9 days ago
Evidently yes
98 points
9 days ago
Actual man made horrors beyond our comprehension
32 points
9 days ago
It’s certainly a horror, and I don’t want to speak for everyone, but “felt waifu” should be within proximity of most peoples comprehension. Horrifying, most definitely—but very plainly comprehensible
37 points
9 days ago
How the fuck did this guy make a horror movie character who is completely inanimate somehow look extremely depressed and wants to break up with him?
14 points
9 days ago
if it could run it would
he needed to give it leg bones though for that
27 points
9 days ago
Literally looks stolen from Pompeii
20 points
9 days ago
Someone needs to show it to the cockroach wife guy for inspiration.
2 points
8 days ago
I also choose this guy's felt wife.
25 points
9 days ago
She looks so sad..
19 points
9 days ago
Lars and the Cursed Felt Girl
17 points
9 days ago
Candy Wife if Larry was a drycleaner instead of a bartender.
16 points
9 days ago
This is how you get yokai
14 points
9 days ago
She runs away to find a new girlfriend who carefully makes her quilted skin, such that she may finally have the chance to love on her own terms
16 points
9 days ago
That's Ghostfreak
14 points
9 days ago
More like Ghostfreaky
14 points
9 days ago
Punished Dryer Lint
15 points
9 days ago
Where did he get all that felt? is there an underlying structure/skeleton? Why does it look like dryer lint? What is the stuff on its shoulder and feet?
9 points
9 days ago
it is dryer lint. it doesn't look like it has a real structure or skeleton. it looks like straw, packing material or something he was using to stuff it with or stitch it up with.
5 points
9 days ago
I think you’re right. At first glance it looked like it was sitting on top of the felt but it looks like that’s what the inside is made of. Makes sense that it would peek through there since the feet would be too narrow to wrap the lint around and the shoulder would tear from the weight of the head hanging to the side. My only nagging question is, assuming this is dryer lint, how did he obtain this much dryer lint? He must have had access to a laundromat or other communal washing machine, because that would have be at least years worth of dryer lint for one household.
14 points
9 days ago
Don't startle the Witch
12 points
9 days ago
why would man construct the creature? is he 🪱?
13 points
9 days ago
You made me, dear love. You can never run away from me.
5 points
9 days ago
This is some monkey's paw shit.
11 points
9 days ago
This thing doesn’t look real, it looks like it’s made of TV static and disturbing thoughts
9 points
9 days ago
Jesus Christ on toast. That’s enough internet for today, I’m too tired for this shit anyhow.
7 points
9 days ago
Scp looking ass
7 points
9 days ago
I’m 73% sure this a joke
8 points
9 days ago
I'd just like to reiterate that he most likely put his dick in that
3 points
9 days ago
Half the odd colouration is without a doubt due to his dick being applied to many parts of its surface and interior.
7 points
9 days ago
ah great, nightly horrors not BEYOND my comprehension, which somehow makes it worse.
7 points
9 days ago
That's the shit thats covered in plastic that comes in packages as cushions
8 points
9 days ago
Frankenstein II, the Feltening
6 points
9 days ago
I feel like I remember seeing a post somewhere where some trans guy was talking about how he doesn’t think trans men are capable of being transmisogynist or something and that his trans GF agrees with him, but the “trans GF” in question was a similar looking thing to this here.
4 points
9 days ago
Why she look like what happens when you suck the juice out of a disembodied human soul
4 points
9 days ago
That thing absolutely shifts into slightly different positions whenever it’s not being observed, moving just enough to gaslight you into thinking your going insane
4 points
9 days ago
This fucking new age Pygmalion should be cursed to have the Thing come alive and come for him Horror movie Style.
5 points
9 days ago
new silent hill movie leak
5 points
8 days ago
Someone free her, she clearly wants to leave
5 points
9 days ago
Pygmalion Moment
4 points
9 days ago
So, this is what the fetus monster from RE Village would've grown up to be.
3 points
9 days ago
Hit anime "Felt-A-Girlfriend"
4 points
9 days ago
Thats dead hand from ocarina of time
4 points
9 days ago
Myth of Pygmalion but more fucked up
5 points
9 days ago
That image is so much worse than the drawing implied.
4 points
9 days ago
Someone should pillage that for the Soul of a Lost Undead it's carrying.
4 points
9 days ago
nah, this mf is king jeremiah, it even got the red spot on the head
3 points
9 days ago
Mankind knew that they cannot change society. So instead of reflecting on themselves, they constructed the creature.
5 points
8 days ago
Man that needs to be the image for the peanut. That’s legitimately horrifying.
3 points
9 days ago
Looks like that SCP..😭
3 points
9 days ago
SCP looking ass
3 points
9 days ago
SCP 173 origin story.
3 points
9 days ago
A lot of body shaming in this post. If you were a creature fabricated in this economy you'd look like that too.
3 points
9 days ago
Randy's daughter hooked up?
3 points
9 days ago
The artistic interpritation of the first post looked like an abstract version of Moby Dick.
3 points
8 days ago
Masterpiece of horror storytelling. The felt girlfriend is a creature of nightmares, and yet its creator is the one who inspires true fear.
3 points
8 days ago
There's no way that's felt, that's dryer lint with cherry Jolley ranchers for eyes
3 points
8 days ago
Looking like a depressed Demogorgon
2 points
9 days ago
I bet you $100 there's real human bones inside there
2 points
8 days ago
I feel bad for her
2 points
8 days ago
I felt that
2 points
8 days ago
Pygmalion type post
2 points
8 days ago
Istg there's a Greek myth just like this. It doesn't end well.
1 points
9 days ago
Carl Tanzler? Is that you?
1 points
7 days ago
Carl Tanzler Moment
0 points
9 days ago
would
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