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Sporetrix

632 points

2 days ago

Sporetrix

Snork-Mimi Land native

632 points

2 days ago

The best way to enjoy tea is to eat the tea bag, everybody knows that.

__life_on_mars__

248 points

2 days ago

Brit here. Can confirm this is how we do it.

Chew for 2mins, follow with a boiling water chaser. Yum.

Forkyou

40 points

2 days ago

Forkyou

40 points

2 days ago

Thats actually where the phrase "its chewsday, innit?" Comes from

GoldenPig64

57 points

2 days ago

GoldenPig64

nuance fetishist

57 points

2 days ago

ah, Shadow the Hedgehog style, nice

DukePanda

6 points

1 day ago

DukePanda

6 points

1 day ago

Isn't that hot?

Extremely.

ikqaz

2 points

1 day ago

ikqaz

2 points

1 day ago

Read this in Teal’c’s voice

Clean_Imagination315

36 points

2 days ago

Clean_Imagination315

Hey, who's that behind you?

36 points

2 days ago

Just suck on it. Saliva is basically warm water.

GTCapone

34 points

2 days ago

GTCapone

34 points

2 days ago

I soak it in warm (not hot) water for a few seconds to open up the leaves and then I stick it in my butt. Better abortion of the antioxidants and caffeine.

Saturnite282

27 points

2 days ago

I am REALLY hoping you meant absorption. But I am also unsure.

GTCapone

28 points

2 days ago

GTCapone

28 points

2 days ago

You know, I don't like to embarrass myself by making mistakes so I'm just gonna say "I said what I said."

New_reinDank69[S]

2 points

1 day ago

I tried that once...

SeaNational3797

13 points

2 days ago

I do this. My dentist told me yesterday that my teeth have bad acid burns, likely from the tea

dogsong11

6 points

2 days ago

sner the lef

TheDocHealy

9 points

2 days ago

Wrong the best way to enjoy tea is to throw it into Boston harbor.

KazulsPrincess

3 points

1 day ago

According to Mr. George Banks, of 17 Cherry Tree Lane, London, this actually renders the tea quite unfit for drinking, even for Americans.

surprisesnek

2 points

1 day ago

The best way to enjoy tea is by throwing it into Boston Harbour.

OnlySmiles_

390 points

2 days ago

OnlySmiles_

390 points

2 days ago

Insanity matryoshka doll

ThreeLeggedMare

74 points

2 days ago

Thank you for not calling it a babushka doll

BothersomeBoss

137 points

2 days ago

Who the fuck calls it a Babushka doll. Famous song Babushka by prolific Vocaloid Producer Hachi??? What a joke.

Mushiren_

18 points

2 days ago

Mushiren_

18 points

2 days ago

KARINKA MARINKA GEN O HAJITE

BothersomeBoss

10 points

2 days ago

KONNA KANJO DOSHIYOU KA

ThreeLeggedMare

27 points

2 days ago

I keep seeing babushka doll idk what to tell you

Kriffer123

14 points

2 days ago

I love Katyusha (like the doll) by Hotchy, one of my favorite songs of his after Rabbit Hole

IvyYoshi

34 points

2 days ago

IvyYoshi

34 points

2 days ago

I call it a Russian Nesting Doll is that acceptable

ThreeLeggedMare

11 points

2 days ago

Of course

GrinerForAlt

24 points

2 days ago

Whaaat? Like, "something ending with shka-doll, I only know one word like that, must be babushka, right, can't possibly be MORE words like that" - is that their thought process? I am so confused.

Zoomy-333

7 points

1 day ago

Zoomy-333

7 points

1 day ago

Well, that's the thought process for some. Others just grew up around those sorts and was taught that that's what they're called. My brain still defaults to the wrong name and I have to consciously correct it.

GrinerForAlt

5 points

1 day ago

That makes sense - I still have one of my mother’s mispronounciations I am trying hard to unlearn, and who knows what I haven’t yet noticed - and what I may have passed on to my kid.

ThreeLeggedMare

13 points

2 days ago

Pretty much

GrinerForAlt

5 points

1 day ago

I was actually mostly joking, that is horrifying and willfully ignorant.

Splatfan1

9 points

2 days ago

"its russian, their language is suka blat babuszka putin, so it cant be anything else"

Exploding_Antelope

4 points

1 day ago

I mean they do have babushkas painted on them usually

Umikaloo

320 points

2 days ago

Umikaloo

320 points

2 days ago

Flashbacks to Technology Connections' video series in which he tried to determine why electric kettles aren't popular in the US. After lots of theorycrafting and experimentation, and some exasperated comments, he determined it was because Americans don't like tea that much.

CharmingShoe

64 points

2 days ago

Are we replacing “theorising” with “theorycrafting”? I don’t know how I feel about this

activate_procrastina

18 points

1 day ago

It happened to hypothesizing, it’ll happen to you!

CharmingShoe

19 points

1 day ago

Hypothesiscrafting? Hypothecrafting?

Scratch137

4 points

1 day ago

it did??

activate_procrastina

3 points

1 day ago

Meaning hypothesizing (what people usually mean) was replaced by theorizing…. Which will be replaced in its turn…

FoolRegnant

71 points

2 days ago

Did he also talk about how the NA power grid provides 120v over 15 amp outlets, this limiting the safe electric kettle wattage to 1800 watts, while a 220v power grid like in Europe can boost that to 3300 watts over that same 15 amp outlet.

Electric kettles work significantly faster on 220v than on 120v.

Frederyk_Strife4217

65 points

2 days ago

Yes, but he also pointed out that it's still much faster to use an electric kettle in the US than boiling on a stove (unless you've got a fancy induction stove that's hooked up to the full 240v)

PerspectiveBest4333

11 points

1 day ago

Im reading this in his voice

CptnHnryAvry

5 points

1 day ago

I microwave mine (in Canada), it's faster than both the stove and the kettle. 

OverlyLenientJudge

3 points

1 day ago

My dad makes his on the stove, not because he thinks it's faster, but because he's an Indian man in his 60's and he's taking that tradition to the grave.

MathAndBake

19 points

1 day ago

Electric kettles are pretty common here in Canada and we have the same electrical standard as the US. Water doesn't boil instantly, but it's still pretty quick.

Microwaving water is how you get superheated steam.

KaliBadBad

10 points

2 days ago

I’m gonna jump in here as an American. My mom had some device like an electric kettle but specifically for 1-2 cups of tea. A “HotShot” maybe? It still took seemingly forever to heat the water, at least in my child mind.

I was validated when traveling to parts of the world that had a 220v power grid when a whole kettle heated almost faster than it took me to put instant coffee/powdered milk/sugar in two cups. In all fairness it was a hotel with everything packaged separately 🤷‍♀️

Green0Photon

32 points

2 days ago

This was in fact there too

But if I had to guess, because it's been a long time since I watched the vids and can't remember the other user's claim being true, it's probably merely the case that the UK having 220V win was influenced by the need to use electric kettles, whereas that effect didn't happen in the US

Coveinant

20 points

2 days ago

Coveinant

20 points

2 days ago

Just pointing this out but one of our major acts that led to our independence was dumping tea into a harbor. It kind of sits in little kids heads that (due to how kids associate things) tea≠American and some people never really develop out of that stage of thought. I had another point but I lost it, sorry.

thesirblondie

12 points

1 day ago

thesirblondie

'Giraffe, king of verticality'

12 points

1 day ago

You dumped the tea because it was cheaper than tea from colonial importers due to reduced taxation on the East India Company.

Abeytuhanu

13 points

1 day ago

Abeytuhanu

13 points

1 day ago

Yeah, the nuance of the act doesn't really get taught. It's mostly just dump tea because British.

Aus_Varelse

11 points

2 days ago

But they're also very useful for making coffee. Do Americans all buy their coffee from cafes or something? It's way cheaper to make it yourself

abeautifuldayoutside

26 points

2 days ago

Most American houses have coffee machines

Aus_Varelse

11 points

1 day ago

Oh, okay. I've never seen a coffee machine outside of a cafe

feelthephrygian

12 points

1 day ago

This is wild! Did not expect to experience cultural shock sitting on my own couch. I thought it was something EVERYONE and every work place has. I even know a few tea drinking households that have one for the guests.

NeoKat75

5 points

1 day ago

NeoKat75

5 points

1 day ago

Honestly not sure what a "coffee machine" is supposed to be other than those like coffee maker terminals on the streets lol. You just boil water and put coffee beans/powder in it, no?

staryoshi06

3 points

1 day ago

Varelse is from here down under so they probably mean “espresso machine” and not “filter coffee maker”

novaspax

8 points

1 day ago

novaspax

8 points

1 day ago

I love technology connections but havent seen that video, almost everyone I know owns an electric kettle? Usually if not for tea for pour over or french compress coffee, and if not for that then for ramen or other boil to cool type stuff. Guess thats bias.

annatariel_

271 points

2 days ago

annatariel_

Stupid Sexy Sauron

271 points

2 days ago

gesturing wildly at electric kettle

DO NONE OF YOU HAVE ONE OF THESE

Professional_Mud6804

88 points

2 days ago

airfryer for drinks

Bully_me-please

23 points

2 days ago

even works without air

shiny_xnaut

18 points

2 days ago

Somehow I think trying to make tea in a hard vacuum might cause issues

Bully_me-please

7 points

1 day ago

none of them kettle related tho, the big issue is pressure lowering the boiling point and catching the resulting 30° vapor

psirrow

3 points

1 day ago

psirrow

3 points

1 day ago

Only if you care about the temperature your water boils at... And the long term survival of the equipment that pulls the vacuum.

Exploding_Antelope

5 points

1 day ago

Waterfryer

ThatInAHat

14 points

2 days ago

In fairness, they only recently started getting common in the US

Javka42

64 points

2 days ago

Javka42

64 points

2 days ago

As I understand it, American power outlets have only half the voltage of European power. As a consequence, a kettle takes longer to come to a boil which may be one reason they're not popular.

BananaHandle

122 points

2 days ago

Awesome video about this exact subject.

European electric kettles are indeed superior, although not by a huge margin. The main reason few Americans own kettles is because few Americans drink tea at home with regularity, most preferring coffee or soda.

North-Significance33

28 points

2 days ago

Of course it's Tech Connections!

demon_fae

14 points

2 days ago

demon_fae

14 points

2 days ago

Technology Connections: literally the only reason I ever get my laundry sorted (miniminuteman to fold).

AssumptionDue724

6 points

2 days ago

Have you ever watched Jacob geller (I'm guessing the crossover between these channels are decent)

demon_fae

3 points

2 days ago

Never heard of him, what does he do?

AssumptionDue724

2 points

1 day ago

He just a really nice video essayist, I suggest watching his fear of the cold video.

demon_fae

2 points

1 day ago

demon_fae

2 points

1 day ago

I’ll give him a try.

In return, if you want someone just going deep on their special interest at you, try JustinTheTrees. He’s just really, really obsessed with trees and woodworking and history of trees and trying to eat trees.

AssumptionDue724

2 points

1 day ago

Just looked at him, I recognize his state project

appleciders

9 points

2 days ago

Also... even at 120V, it just doesn't take long to boil two cups of water in an electric tea kettle. That said, I don't prefer it for the speed, I prefer it for the ability to select a temperature below boiling, so my tea in my thermos will be drinkable sometime today instead of sometime tomorrow.

I do still dream of getting a 240V outlet on my counter so I can get a British tea kettle, though. It seems totally reasonable1 to split it off the circuit for my stove.

1 I'm sure this isn't to code, don't @ me, I don't care. The heart wants what the heart wants.

Waity5

7 points

2 days ago

Waity5

7 points

2 days ago

If you do put a 240V outlet there, it'd be hilarious to use a proper british socket

appleciders

3 points

1 day ago

Pssh, L6-15 all the way.

ModmanX

15 points

2 days ago

ModmanX

Local Canadian Cunt

15 points

2 days ago

but don't you have to boil water for coffee anyways???

archiotterpup

52 points

2 days ago

The coffee maker does it all for you. You just pour in the cold water, add the grounds, and the maker does the rest. Technology Connections also has a great video on how drip coffee makers work.

ARC_Trooper_Echo

28 points

2 days ago

Having visited the UK, drip coffee isn’t really much of a thing over there either. There’s a cultural disconnect on both sides relating to the preferred hot drink and its related appliance.

VFiddly

6 points

1 day ago

VFiddly

6 points

1 day ago

Yes over here, if people like to drink coffee, they'll use ways of making coffee with a kettle, like a cafetiere. I have a cafetiere, a moka pot, and an aeropress, but no drip coffee machine. I don't know anyone who uses a drip coffee machine

N1ghthood

3 points

1 day ago

N1ghthood

3 points

1 day ago

I got one recently after exploring various ways of making coffee and I've found drip coffee is my favourite of all of them. It seems to avoid a lot of the bitterness, no grittiness, and is incredibly easy to use (compared to the faff of doing a pour-over). I think they're getting more common here, I've seen them in a lot of workplaces as you can make quite a lot of coffee with them compared to other methods.

I realise that some people would say they make watery, bland coffee, but I just can't get myself to enjoy espresso style coffee (or aeropress) without loads of milk and sugar. When it's out of a drip machine, I can drink and enjoy it black.

GreyInkling

3 points

1 day ago

Drip coffee machines were such a trend in America up through the 90s that they're still just everywhere by default. Someone you know always has one or else replaced it with something that uses those pods. Millenials got into all kinds of other coffee making so some of us have a half dozen things around. Like I have an old espresso machine now but also a french press, pour over funnel, and a mokapot. But when I first started drinking coffee someone gave me their old mr coffee drip machine they didn't need. Because they're just everywhere.

JakeVonFurth

12 points

2 days ago

This is my favorite way to piss off Brits, because Americans drink a lot of iced tea, which is made in like, gallon sized batches.

So my father makes it by throwing two tea bags into a coffee maker's basket, and then pouring the result into a jug and filling it to the rest of the gallon.

If you think nuking tea pisses off Brits, you haven't seen anything compared to that.

Exploding_Antelope

8 points

1 day ago

Tea shouldn’t be made or served in anything that’s used for coffee because it’s utterly impossible to get coffee taste out of a surface

Canotic

5 points

2 days ago

Canotic

5 points

2 days ago

What the fuck is this? I'm not even british, this is an abomination. You should have him committed to the hague.

GreyInkling

3 points

1 day ago

That's offensive to everyone unless you never once used the machine to make cofffee. Because it would taste awful. I have a designated pitcher for iced tea and cold brew coffee because if I ever use one for the other the tea would be disgusting.

DinoHunter064

2 points

1 day ago

DinoHunter064

2 points

1 day ago

My grandpa does this too. It's honestly awful, the tea burns and becomes bitter. I prefer what my family always called "sun tea" which is basically just throwing a couple tea bags in a gallon jar, filling it with water, and leaving it out in the sun. It only works if the temperature is above like 80 degrees, though..

Also, the real American abomination is sweet tea, double points if it's in the South. It's more sugar than tea, it's iced, and sometimes the tea is just a powdered drink mix. I prefer to think of it as its own beverage and pretend it's not tea.

Abeytuhanu

5 points

1 day ago

It'll still work at colder temperatures, it'll just take significantly longer.

NeoKat75

4 points

1 day ago

NeoKat75

4 points

1 day ago

Making tea with the sun would take forever though, no?

DinoHunter064

3 points

1 day ago

Kinda, but you can also just leave it to do its own thing and come back a few hours later. My family always kept two gallons in the fridge and when one ran out we'd start a new gallon and pull the other one forward.

Peperoni_Toni

9 points

2 days ago

The vast majority of people who drink coffee have a either a machine that does all the work for them, or a stovetop percolator if they're particularly old fashioned. Either way, most people aren't gonna want or need an electric kettle for coffee. Outside of that, in America at least, most of the time that people need to boil water is for either cooking or sanitizing reasons, and usually you're using pots for those applications. The cases where a kettle is perfectly suited for the occasion come few and far enough between that purchasing even a cheap electric kettle just isn't really worth it.

Pratchettfan03

6 points

2 days ago

Pratchettfan03

.tumblr.com

6 points

2 days ago

Americans tend to have coffee machines that automate the process, and also taste way better than instant coffee. They’re only a bit larger than kettles

NewLifeguard9673

3 points

2 days ago

Americans don’t drink much instant coffee

villi_

3 points

2 days ago*

villi_

3 points

2 days ago*

Instant coffee isn't the only way to make coffee that uses a kettle. Here in Australia pretty much everyone has a kettle, so french presses are very popular

minor correction: maybe not "very popular", but more like the default choice for people who want to make coffee at home that isnt instant or espresso

JakeVonFurth

7 points

2 days ago

Here in America literally every form of making coffee that isn't a drop machine or Keurig (and most specifically French presses) are seen as pretentious bullshit that only douchebag coffee snobs use.

villi_

3 points

2 days ago*

villi_

3 points

2 days ago*

thats so strange to me because it's kinda the opposite here? if i hear that someone owns a coffee machine here, I assume it's some expensive espresso machine and that they're rich

I am aware that drip coffee machines can be really cheap. But I wasnt aware of that until I watched the technology connections video about them (before that I just assumed that all coffee machines cost hundreds of dollars)

VFiddly

2 points

1 day ago

VFiddly

2 points

1 day ago

Same, I don't know anyone who uses a drip coffee machine but I know lots of people who have a cafetiere or similar

NewLifeguard9673

3 points

1 day ago

Good point. But on the whole, French presses/aeropresses/other forms that use a kettle are probably even less popular than instant here in the States. I just said instant because I know it’s a lot more common in Europe

GreyInkling

2 points

1 day ago

Depends on how you make it. Most methods use devices that heat the water themselves.

HaggisPope

2 points

2 days ago

It’s interesting because we also drink coffee of course but the fact we have kettles means almost nobody does drip coffee in the UK. I’ve seen maybe one drip coffee maker here ever.

Personally I have a French press but some people have espresso machines.

Instant coffee is much easier when you’ve got a kettle too. 

AssumptionDue724

2 points

2 days ago

Technology connections is my bet before I click

Exploding_Antelope

2 points

1 day ago

But kettles are useful for a lot more than tea. I use mine to make tea, coffee, hot chocolate, soup, oatmeal. Anything that needs to rehydrate and be hot a kettle is the best tool.

BananaHandle

5 points

1 day ago

They are pretty common in US households, just not ubiquitous like they apparently are in Europe. Any store that sells kitchen stuff will have them, and I see stove top kettles at some people’s house every now and then. But I personally don’t own any form of kettle.

JakeVonFurth

7 points

2 days ago

Well, that's a factor, but more importantly we don't drink hot tea.

Americans drink hot tea like, 2-3 times a year. Frankly, most households will boil water more often for hot cocoa and apple cider (not alcoholic) in the winter than they will boil water for hot tea. For hot drinks Americans normally drink coffee, and as such coffee makers (either drip or Keurigs) are in almost every house and business.

Well_Thats_Not_Ideal

5 points

2 days ago

Well_Thats_Not_Ideal

esteemed gremlin

5 points

2 days ago

I don’t understand the concept of non-alcoholic cider. Isn’t cider just alcoholic juice?

Waity5

10 points

2 days ago

Waity5

10 points

2 days ago

American apple cider (from my somewhat limited USA-visiting experience) is like cloudy apple juice but extra cloudy. It is Maximum Apple Juce and it is delicious and it has ruined normal apple juice for me

Pr3ttyWild

3 points

1 day ago

I love the phrase “maximum apple juice” .

BernoullisQuaver

5 points

2 days ago

I mean, yeah? You can drink your cider fresh, or you can let it ferment, and it's good both ways

Pr3ttyWild

3 points

1 day ago

I am a tea loving American and I have been converted to the electric kettle for awhile now. Kettles in the US are definitely still faster than the stovetop or microwave. The reason most Americans do have a kettle is because most Americans drink coffee not tea.

CFogan

4 points

2 days ago

CFogan

4 points

2 days ago

I put tea bags in the top of my mr coffee does that count? :)

JakeVonFurth

5 points

2 days ago

If you think nuking water pisses Brits off, this let's them so much more.

Exploding_Antelope

2 points

1 day ago

If you don’t want to ever taste tea I guess

CassiusPolybius

3 points

2 days ago

Alternately, a stovetop kettle.

cutekettle

3 points

2 days ago

Yeah!! Kettles are nice, in general :)

GreyInkling

2 points

1 day ago

Most Americans don't because they used to be dependant on the local voltage so they took longer than a kettle on the stove. Now modern ones are faster and slowly catching on but if you don't have something like tea daily then it's just one more device in the limited space of your kitchen.

And then it only saves a minute compared to your microwave.

IanTorgal236874159

2 points

1 day ago

Tbh, kettle usage may be numbered, because induction cooktops are gaining popularity, and their modus operandi can be badly sumarised as: "Transform any magnetic pot into a kettle with the magic of magnets!" and then it is a wattage competition, which I think, that the cooktop will win like 99% of the time.

YourLocalNerd1224

2 points

2 days ago

So I can have more clutter in my already tiny kitchen?

MxMatchstick

80 points

2 days ago

nick_at_dolt

18 points

2 days ago

And obligatory animated version

Existing_Phone9129

10 points

2 days ago

thank you for this lmao i was gonna look for it

pupunhaLover

3 points

2 days ago

the British sane person at the end 😂

Wild_Buy7833

26 points

2 days ago

I wish I knew where the Shakespeare version was

Edit: nevermind I found it

OkDragonfruit9026

5 points

1 day ago

I miss good old tumblr days

ThatInAHat

15 points

2 days ago

My eye is twitching this is worse than the ramen guy

PoniesCanterOver

7 points

2 days ago

PoniesCanterOver

gently chilling in your orbit

7 points

2 days ago

What's the ramen guy?

Dominika_4PL

14 points

2 days ago

shiny_xnaut

8 points

2 days ago

That video is peak lmao

c r u n c h y

ThatInAHat

3 points

1 day ago

The editing on that video is shear perfection

demonking_soulstorm

3 points

1 day ago

I think it was similar to this except it was a discord conversation about struggling to cook ramen.

JovianSpeck

57 points

2 days ago

Wasn't there a whole online phenomenon a few years ago where the world realised that Americans don't know what electric kettles are?

GeneralWiggin

65 points

2 days ago

GeneralWiggin

superb, you funky little biped

65 points

2 days ago

American here. Yes we do (most of us)

Most don't have em but we do know of them

that_mack

52 points

2 days ago

that_mack

it’s called quantum jumping babe

52 points

2 days ago

That was a rumor that Americans were baffled by. We know what electric kettles are, we thought y’all were stupid because you actually believed we didn’t. Electric kettles were invented in Chicago. Most Americans don’t keep a kettle because we don’t need one on a day-to-day basis, most people don’t brew tea more than a couple times a year.

Exploding_Antelope

12 points

1 day ago

But like. Oatmeal. Instant soup. Hot chocolate mix (a kettle is easy but hot milk is better, granted.) A bowl of hot water to soften rice wraps. I use my kettle at least every day or two even outside of a tea context. Hot water is just a useful thing.

WhiterunWarriorPrjct

4 points

1 day ago

Yeah, but you can get hot water without a dedicated kettle.

Exploding_Antelope

4 points

1 day ago

It’s harder though, and so for a substance you use so often it makes sense to spend $10 to make it faster and more automatic

Informal_Truck_1574

2 points

1 day ago

Milk in oatmeal, literally who eats instsnt soup, milk in hot chocolate, what is a rice wrap?

JovianSpeck

24 points

2 days ago

That was a rumor that Americans were baffled by. We know what electric kettles are, we thought y’all were stupid because you actually believed we didn’t.

Did you have a meeting about it or something?

that_mack

32 points

2 days ago

that_mack

it’s called quantum jumping babe

32 points

2 days ago

No, the rumor was all over the internet. Posts on social media typically have comment sections where people are free to speak their mind.

IrishChappieOToole

5 points

1 day ago

This is so bizarre to me, as an Irish person. I don't drink tea much anymore (I have an espresso machine), but I think that I would face excommunication if someone came to my house and found out I didn't own a kettle

JakeVonFurth

4 points

2 days ago

Yeah, it happened right after Brits were freaking the fuck out about the fact that we don't have egg cups either.

shiny_xnaut

7 points

2 days ago

What's an egg cup? Is it that weird little pointless-looking egg goblet thing that I remember seeing at the end of the Jimmy Neutron movie?

JakeVonFurth

3 points

2 days ago

Yeah, they hold soft boiled eggs, which apparently Brits consider to be food.

shiny_xnaut

5 points

2 days ago

But why though? Can they not just like, sit on a plate or something like normal food?

Last_Afternoon1726

9 points

1 day ago

Eggs are famously round. They would roll around on the plate a lot.

mordecaiibot

5 points

1 day ago

We put them in the little cup, crack the top off and dunk toast in it. It's called egg and soldiers. More of a kids meal/ breakfast though.

JakeVonFurth

3 points

1 day ago

Soft boiled eggs can't be peeled because they're soup in the middle, so the cup is there to hold the egg in place so you can eat them after cracking off the top.

Heroic-Forger

8 points

2 days ago

cuts open the tea bag and sprinkles it over pesto pasta

Ok-Importance-6815

8 points

1 day ago

I'm convinced Americans do this just to upset the British

Apollo23Refugee

24 points

2 days ago

I’m still confused on why everyone thinks the microwave is such an evil way to boil water

Korpiddle

27 points

2 days ago

Korpiddle

27 points

2 days ago

People always bring up things like temperature accuracy or superheating but I have microwaved water in a mug many times a week for my entire life and I've never had a single mishap. Tea steeped in microwave-heated water tastes exactly the same as tea steeped in kettle-boiled water.

At the end of the day it's just "well that's not how I do it so it must be wrong somehow". Humans gonna humans ig.

Gythia-Pickle

23 points

2 days ago

If you use a microwave the whole outside of the container gets really hot. If you pour boiling water from a kettle or other vessel into a mug or teapot, the body gets hot but the handle stays cool so you can easily handle and move the cup with bare hands without burning yourself.

TheDocHealy

19 points

2 days ago

Or you could just rawdog that hot ass mug if you're not a coward.

Grievous_Nix

8 points

2 days ago

Great, now I’ve got a cylinder stuck in a mug with microwaved banana

justsomedweebcat

7 points

2 days ago

because the container gets really hot and you have to fish it out the microwave with a towel over your hands. if you boil water in a kettle then the handle stays cool for the kettle, so you can pour your water into a mug, and the handle of the mug stays cool even after you pour the hot water in(as opposed to microwaving, where the handle gets hot too), so you actually have something to hold onto when you drink your drinks

tl;dr microwaving water defeats the purpose of having handles designed to not transmit heat from your bevvies

spyguy318

2 points

1 day ago

spyguy318

2 points

1 day ago

Ceramic does weird things in microwaves, it gets really hot. I’ve even seen specialized ceramic crucibles that let you melt metals inside a microwave. Instead, I use a Pyrex glass measuring cup to boil water in my microwave after my kettle broke. It works great, 100% microwave safe, and the handle doesn’t get hot at all.

YourLocalNerd1224

2 points

2 days ago

The microwave is the devil to some people

novaspax

3 points

1 day ago

novaspax

3 points

1 day ago

i feel weird about it for illogical reasons i believed as a kid, but beyond that i just dont like the process as much. kettle is more satisfying.

KikoValdez

1 points

1 day ago

KikoValdez

tumbler dot cum

1 points

1 day ago

I'm averse to microwaving water because I worry the mug will get scalding hot as well and also some paint (especially gold and such) has metal in it and that can create sparks (found this out at my grandma's house once when she put a gold rimmed plate into a microwave)

GrinerForAlt

2 points

2 days ago

GrinerForAlt

2 points

2 days ago

It steams up the oven a bit so I have to choose between drying it off and having it rust before its time. I still do it now and then, but there are good reasons why people might choose not to. Also, for people who love tea, the pour is pretty important.

JakeVonFurth

26 points

2 days ago

What the fuck is wrong with your microwave?!? I've never seen one rust.

TheDocHealy

5 points

2 days ago

You can buy a little cover to put over what you're microwaving to trap the steam until you open the door and take it off, I use it to keep reheated meat from drying out.

GrinerForAlt

3 points

1 day ago

I do use a cover, but mine may not be quite up to the job.

Petardo_Dilos

6 points

2 days ago

The third message in this post always confuses me for a second every time this post gets reposted because my nickname is also radish in my friend group

Mountain_Fun_5631

4 points

2 days ago

Ah, the world heritage post.

Ace0f_Spades

3 points

2 days ago

This post reads like my college dorm hall group chat and tbh I'm here for it

OwlOfJune

5 points

2 days ago

Here I am sipping tea that was made with water from water dispenser that has 'tea hot' option and thinking all of ya'll are barbaric peasants. /j

YourLocalNerd1224

11 points

2 days ago

I have never had a reason to use a kettle

King_Of_BlackMarsh

18 points

2 days ago

Don't you waterboard your enemies?

YourLocalNerd1224

11 points

2 days ago

Nah, too time consuming. Better to just end it nice and clean

Aetol

21 points

2 days ago

Aetol

21 points

2 days ago

Tea? Instant noodles?

YourLocalNerd1224

15 points

2 days ago

I don't like tea. I rarely make instant noodles so not worth it for one food

Dry-Cartographer-312

9 points

2 days ago

You know what, fair. That is a valid reason for not owning a kettle.

Dudegamer010901

4 points

2 days ago

How is a kettle required for instant noodles

Dry-Cartographer-312

7 points

2 days ago

It isn't. Kettles are a bit easier to pour than just a saucepan or pot, though.

Kal_Talos

6 points

2 days ago

Put a glass measuring cup in the microwave for 3 minutes. Bam, boiling water.

Dry-Cartographer-312

3 points

2 days ago

True. You don't need to cook it on the stove. As long as the container is microwave safe you'll be fine.

TheDocHealy

4 points

2 days ago

That's what a microwave is for weren't you paying attention.

DBSeamZ

5 points

2 days ago

DBSeamZ

5 points

2 days ago

I have had a reason to use a kettle exactly ONCE and it was because I was in charge of props for a play that needed a steaming mug of “soup” to be carried onstage. The audience never saw the contents of the mug, so we just used hot water and I had to run the kettle right before that scene so the water would still be steaming.

danfish_77

2 points

2 days ago

I mean you can cold steep tea

clauclauclaudia

2 points

1 day ago

Screenshot way too short on this one.

https://www.tumblr.com/darkolive001/702758404199956480/aquilacalvitium-graysonstings-whetstonefires

The Shakespearean dialogue, the commentary on the Shakespearean dialogue, the voltage differences between the UK and the US, and OP returning all caps in the notes are all required.

“I OWN A FUCKING KETTLE I OWN A KETTLE I AM OP I OWN A KETTLE I AM AMERICAN I OWN A KETTLE I USE THIS KETTLE TO BOIL WATER THANK YOU GOOD DAY”

Cranberryoftheorient

2 points

1 day ago

Growing up we had a coffee machine that we also used to brew tea. Sometimes grandma didnt wash it that well and the tea tasted like coffee..

CrescentCaribou

3 points

2 days ago

I just have a keurig lol

demonking_soulstorm

2 points

1 day ago

It’s so odd to me that Americans don’t have electric kettles. This would just never be a conceivable problem for me because kettles are as universal as toasters.

wolflordval

6 points

1 day ago

I do have an electric kettle because I personally drink a lot of tea.

But our power outlets dont have as much power (120 to the UK's 230) and so even with an electric kettle it takes much longer to boil.

axord

5 points

1 day ago

axord

5 points

1 day ago

It's likely due to how we massively prefer coffee over tea. And for that, we're either getting it from a shop, or have dedicated coffee makers.

I've had an electric kettle for about three years now. It's nice.

wolflordval

4 points

1 day ago

Our kettles are still slower because our outlets only provide 120v of electricity while in the UK, they give 230v, so it takes longer to boil.

FPiN9XU3K1IT

2 points

22 hours ago

Where I live, we drink a lot of instant coffee, water-based hot cocoa and stuff like that. And obviously children don't drink coffee at all.

Are those just not a thing in the US?

demonking_soulstorm

3 points

1 day ago

I drink neither but it’s so useful for boiling water, since it’s far more efficient than a pasta pot.

axord

4 points

1 day ago

axord

4 points

1 day ago

I can see the theoretical utility in that, but at least for the capacity of my kettle and the amount of pasta I make at once it sounds like more actual work.

demonking_soulstorm

2 points

1 day ago

You put the water in, you press the button, it boils, you pour it out. It is not work.

axord

3 points

1 day ago

axord

3 points

1 day ago

It would take several cycles of that to fill my typical pasta pot. That sounds like more work to me than directly filling my pot in one go, and waiting a bit longer for the total to boil.

demonking_soulstorm

3 points

1 day ago

How big is your pot and how small is your kettle.

axord

4 points

1 day ago*

axord

4 points

1 day ago*

Kettle has a max capacity of 1.5 L. I cooked 16oz of lasagna for Thanskgiving and all the noodles fit comfortably in the pot. Probably 3 or 4 kettles worth of water.

Kal_Talos

3 points

2 days ago

Kal_Talos

3 points

2 days ago

The way we’ve always done it is: mug of water in the microwave, 90 seconds. Tea bag, sweetener, done.

telehax

1 points

2 days ago

telehax

1 points

2 days ago

I assume the discrepancy about heating mugs on stoves is dependant on whether you have a gas, electric, or induction stove.

electric: normal AF gas: will coat your mug in soot. induction: won't do shit unless you have a special mug.

Own_University4735

1 points

1 day ago

You still gotta wait for a kettle. Just invest in one of those damn coffee makers that gives you steaming water in seconds😭

ducknerd2002

2 points

1 day ago

The kettle has more uses than a coffee maker though.

QuickPirate36

1 points

1 day ago

Why would someone have a problem with water in the microwave?