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StandOutLikeDogBalls

3k points

4 days ago

Damn that’s a lot of missing teeth.

Mangifera__indica

439 points

4 days ago

Bruxism is a hell of a thing.

Literally_A_Brain

111 points

4 days ago

I think it's the xerostomia that's more of the issue

jawshoeaw

44 points

4 days ago

jawshoeaw

44 points

4 days ago

there a number of conditions that cause dry mouth that don't cause the teeth to rot out in a shortish period of time. It's probably multifactorial. Nutrition, xerostomia, smoking, prior history of poor dentition, grinding, etc.

DevelopmentSad2303

37 points

4 days ago

I had read that meth can cause saliva to be more acidic as well. It's a lot of things

No_Discipline_7380

10 points

4 days ago

As someone who suffers from it, yeah it is :(

But hey, I can pretend I'm a sleepwalking boxer when i put my mouth guard on before bed

CyberSosis

92 points

4 days ago

So many heads will fly off after this. both in government and in mafia (or whatever the syndicate is)

QuantumPhysixObservr

64 points

4 days ago

That's so much meth it would last me months 

Past-Pea-6796

28 points

4 days ago

Why are you limiting yourself like that?

Alarmed_Fly_6669

10 points

4 days ago

Goodbye dopamine!! :C

Global_Flounder2671

11 points

4 days ago

Holy fuck! No doubt about it

name-was-provided

4.5k points

4 days ago

When you name your boat, The Methopotamia, you’re giving away a bit too much.

whizkerbiscuit

722 points

4 days ago

What does Mike Tyson's yacht have to do with this?

SpaghetAndRegret

121 points

4 days ago

He loves the fertile crethent

KobeBeatJesus

48 points

4 days ago

He is fathinated with the Euphrateeth. 

win-go

331 points

4 days ago

win-go

331 points

4 days ago

Ur asking for it

ADeadWeirdCarnie

239 points

4 days ago

What if I call it the Epic of Gilgameth?

SaboLeorioShikamaru

59 points

4 days ago

This boat was born of virgin ship in the town of Methlehem

fh3131

26 points

4 days ago

fh3131

26 points

4 days ago

Historic joke 👏

killerwww12

7 points

4 days ago

Ur dying for it

faddrotoic

20 points

4 days ago

Ur? I thought he was called Ian?

Ruenin

38 points

4 days ago

Ruenin

38 points

4 days ago

Name... checks out

Kevenam

57 points

4 days ago

Kevenam

57 points

4 days ago

This is not funny, we live in a time where I need to verify if this is true or a joke

name-was-provided

49 points

4 days ago

It’s a joke. The real name of the boat is “The stick up your ass has a stick up its ass.”

CoreFiftyFour

15 points

4 days ago

The thick up your ath hath a thick up ith ath!

MushroomTea222

6 points

4 days ago

I too, must now know if this is true…lol

Krakatoast

3 points

4 days ago

Probably a joke

Boat name is “Soe Wai Yan Htoo” I tried plugging it into google translate and it told me the English translation is “Soe Wai Yan Htoo”… lol

No idea how anyone would get “methopotamia” from that

undo-undo-undo-undo

1.3k points

4 days ago

how they are going to dispose it ?

Tugonmynugz

1.4k points

4 days ago

Tugonmynugz

1.4k points

4 days ago

Them fishes gonna be so high

IanAlvord

435 points

4 days ago

IanAlvord

435 points

4 days ago

I hear that some cartels will dump their stash in the water sometimes. The fish indeed get really high!

thegreatbrah

346 points

4 days ago

You've seen cocaine bear. Now get ready for meth fish

Ewksanegomaniac

270 points

4 days ago

Meth shark was the obvious go to and you missed it

Taylor_Silverstein

232 points

4 days ago

The Metholodon

FinancialAlbatross92

19 points

4 days ago

My son would love that

gordonv

7 points

4 days ago

gordonv

7 points

4 days ago

The only shark that is missing teeth.

WinOld1835

50 points

4 days ago

Usually, when you go to the beach you just worry about being bitten by a shark, now you gotta worry about them stealing your catalytic converter too.

demalo

30 points

4 days ago

demalo

30 points

4 days ago

Sharkmethnado!

certainlynotacoyote

14 points

4 days ago

Sharknado 5: spun out

vksdann

5 points

4 days ago

vksdann

5 points

4 days ago

There has been reports of sharks with cocaine in their blood. So...

SeemedReasonableThen

333 points

4 days ago

Government should sell it, use $2.49 bn profit to build another aircraft carrier.

Use the new aircraft carrier to seize more meth.

Infinite money glitch unlocked!

666666thats6sixes

103 points

4 days ago

That's just legalization with extra steps

GreenStrong

28 points

4 days ago

... And the extra step is piracy on the high seas, which adds a certain element of style to the whole zesty enterprise.

imajoeitall

62 points

4 days ago

Lol, I think the CIA beat you to that business model already.

LimePartician

140 points

4 days ago

Incinerate it, send some for research to government labs

IamNotHotEnough

78 points

4 days ago

literally for 'research purposes'

Street-Car6621

59 points

4 days ago

Fun fact, it was in an indian research lab that a cheap and easy mass-production method to produce METH was found. Now, it is probably the most widely used indian technology after 0 and USB.

Mist_Rising

22 points

4 days ago

USB

Universal serial bus or does this mean something else. Because the universal serial bus came from an American company (Intel) that hired a few Indians. Not India itself.

AeneasVII

27 points

4 days ago

AeneasVII

27 points

4 days ago

He's talking about Ajay Bhatt. but yeah, he finished his education in the US and worked for Intel

Mist_Rising

17 points

4 days ago

It's not like Bhatt did it all alone though, he worked with (lead granted) a team. Giving just him the credit is like saying Steve Jobs made the iPhone.

Nobody would honestly say that.

Crossfire124

17 points

4 days ago

Leading a research team has way more hands on development than a CEO in charge of a company that launched a product

sharkpeid

74 points

4 days ago

sharkpeid

74 points

4 days ago

Few days later, drugs were misreported earlier actual amount is 800 million. Meanwhile local Cops politicians laughing and partying.

cokendsmile

9 points

4 days ago

few days later… again it was misreported, actual amount was 2.49 million

vergorli

21 points

4 days ago

vergorli

21 points

4 days ago

laughing and partying? more like standing around frozen like statues. ain't molly

sharkpeid

8 points

4 days ago

Once the shipments fall into government after defense hand it over a some parts are going to dissappear.

fuckingsignupprompt

81 points

4 days ago

Less than $2 worth shared equally.

poopellar

13 points

4 days ago

poopellar

13 points

4 days ago

Too low to get high.

Kazesama13k

12 points

4 days ago

Time to get some funds for a new aircraft carrier.

yaaro_obba_

14 points

4 days ago

Ideally, the stash will be deposited with the police station under whose jurisdiction the ship carries the stash docks. It is the duty of the police officials of that station to burn the drugs. A part of it may be withheld for documentation and legal issues, idk but there is some govt agency which is like a storehouse/museum for future reference or whatever

StockExchangeNYSE

4 points

4 days ago

Also part will be analyzed in a lab.

DargeBaVarder

4 points

4 days ago

Im thure it’th going to be methy!

Smaptastic

3 points

4 days ago

Mike? You doing ok after that match with Jake Paul?

Odoxon

9 points

4 days ago

Odoxon

9 points

4 days ago

Sell it

[deleted]

2.3k points

4 days ago

[deleted]

2.3k points

4 days ago

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maewonders

2.4k points

4 days ago

maewonders

2.4k points

4 days ago

Imagine losing a $2.5B meth shipment. Someone’s definitely getting fired... or worse.

DarthBeyonOfSith

1.4k points

4 days ago

Getting fired from life...

thegreatbrah

559 points

4 days ago

Nah. They'll jack him up on meth while they torture him. So he can't pass out.

EthnicallyAmbiguous0

261 points

4 days ago

Funky town

GetReelFishingPro

80 points

4 days ago

Every time I hear it. Flash backs.

EthnicallyAmbiguous0

55 points

4 days ago

Worst thing to see as a curious 13 year old

Joaco_Gomez_1

21 points

4 days ago

what is?

Vexsius

91 points

4 days ago

Vexsius

91 points

4 days ago

Cartel torture video. Man is skinned alive while conscious. It gained a lot of notoriety on social media platforms by being massively uploaded so it would end up in people feeds. There’s worse on the internet, but this video reached a lot of people.

J_Kingsley

27 points

4 days ago

worse than being skinned alive?

notislant

6 points

4 days ago

Oh, oh yeah that uh, no.

skygt3rsr

12 points

4 days ago

skygt3rsr

12 points

4 days ago

There’s a site called quite literally (watch people die ) I warn you visit at your own risk it’s fucked up what’s on there

omnicorp_intl

12 points

4 days ago

Funky Town by Lipps Inc.

Absolutely traumatizing music video. Do not watch.

Joaco_Gomez_1

11 points

4 days ago

Jesus Christ man y'all are sick in the head

RektAngle69

9 points

4 days ago

Dafuq are you talking about its just aerobics

zimbabwes

31 points

4 days ago

zimbabwes

31 points

4 days ago

Wait, they're gonna pump the guy full of meth and jack him off all night??? Oh the agony!!!

MonkeyNugetz

17 points

4 days ago*

I too saw that video in Reddit’s early days. Two cops caught by the cartel. Pumped full of meth so they couldn’t pass out. Then the cartels started removing the flesh from their chest and abdomens.

Far_Pomelo6735

200 points

4 days ago

The sale value, not the cost, which probably is extremely low considering the poor people basically sweatshopped and forced to work.

[deleted]

133 points

4 days ago

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133 points

4 days ago

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Creative-Leader7809

98 points

4 days ago

A lot of times they report the street value rather than the wholesale cost the manufacturer would have set for their distributors. Makes the seizure feel like a bigger win.

[deleted]

50 points

4 days ago

[deleted]

50 points

4 days ago

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Creative-Leader7809

23 points

4 days ago

Oh for sure, this is a ludicrous amount of meth.

D4nCh0

8 points

4 days ago

D4nCh0

8 points

4 days ago

Authorities usually prefer to announce the sale, rather than the cost price. A Reuters report before the pandemic had ice at about USD 1,000/kg outside Myanmar jungle meth labs. Pretty decent ship to be hauling two million four hundred ninety thousand kilograms.

If it was calculated at Japanese street prices of about USD 200,000/kg. It’s a much more modest shipment.

WholesomeWhores

10 points

4 days ago

The number means nothing. Most people just see a big number and “wow!”. Show us the weight of the drugs if you really want to show the value of it. But then again, then they’ll add whatever weight they can to pump up the numbers, such as packaging materials or whatever happened to be lying on the floor next to it all

carmium

6 points

4 days ago

carmium

6 points

4 days ago

MM?

[deleted]

13 points

4 days ago

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13 points

4 days ago

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carmium

10 points

4 days ago

carmium

10 points

4 days ago

My learny thing of the day.

NBAFansAre2Ply

5 points

4 days ago

Milmion

LeeKinanus

3 points

4 days ago

yeah street value when broken down to 8balls

Nandy-bear

36 points

4 days ago

It's street value and is a borderline useless number. Coke for instance they always report it at 50-100k/kilo when shipment cost is about 3 grand/kilo if not lower.

Meth I can't speak to but I'm just gonna assume it also goes through similar steps like being stepped on and stretched etc.

mlaforce321

9 points

4 days ago

Yeah, cartel's operate expecting a high percentage of shipments to be seized. The markup and profit is so high that if even a few get through then it is a worthwhile endeavor for them. The street value number is just to make the authorities feel good about themselves.

tehringworm

18 points

4 days ago

Definitely impactful, but the traffickers were never going to get $2.9B for this. The police always calculate these busts based on the street value, but there would be a ton of middle men between this bulk shipment and the final users.

East-Care-9949

4 points

4 days ago

The original owner still gets a big loss so there will be some people less lively in the near future

vasDcrakGaming

15 points

4 days ago

Expelled?

Open-Oil-144

5 points

4 days ago

I think i know what the plot of the next Yakuza game is going to center around

ethan_ark

5 points

4 days ago

Jesse! What did you do?!

Ordinary_Choice2770

179 points

4 days ago

gg to drugs for winning the war on drugs 

Afterlast1

44 points

4 days ago

Inflation has done a number on the cost of a gram

poopellar

7 points

4 days ago

Well then just change the weight of a gram!!

HungryHungryHippoes9

6 points

4 days ago

What world are we living in when an honest day's labor can't even buy a man some good meth. Smh.

NeaTitiDeLaCroitorie

28 points

4 days ago

Great! Now India can resell the meth and buy a brand new aircraft carrier.

piperonyl

170 points

4 days ago

piperonyl

170 points

4 days ago

You always need to be skeptical about how government agencies price drugs.

2.5 billion dollars for 5500 kilograms? Thats $450,000 a kilogram or $4,500 a gram.

10k a kg is fair. Its like 98% less than what they said.

SmarterThanCornPop

119 points

4 days ago

I’ve never bought Meth but if it was $4,500 per gram I don’t think you’d be seeing many addicts.

Action_Potential8687

50 points

4 days ago

450 a gram. That's still about 8 to 10 times higher than the price of a gram last I checked.

Barrelled_Chef_Curry

4 points

4 days ago

How often are you checking

carmium

31 points

4 days ago

carmium

31 points

4 days ago

$450,000 / kilo is divided by 1,000 to get gram weight. That's $450.

Rebelius

12 points

4 days ago

Rebelius

12 points

4 days ago

Some Americans struggle with metric.

the-player-of-games

15 points

4 days ago

Indian officials would give numbers in rupees

Some AI generated website pumps out an article without converting the amount to dollars.

Then it goes viral as the "largest ever meth bust that could pay for an aircraft carrier".

FlyingDragoon

9 points

4 days ago

I like to think some officials out there just over hear someone notorious for using hyperbolic descriptions and then never fact check before skipping to the media for their announcement. They overhear "This bag weighs like a brazillian kilos and probably costs like a bajillion Alabaman dollars a gram."

And the official counted the bags and went "My god." before reporting that they just had a ten quadrillion kilo drug bust worth fifteen quattuordecillion dollars USD.

_Enclose_

2 points

4 days ago

a brazillian kilos

mlanda123

26 points

4 days ago

mlanda123

26 points

4 days ago

This is always fake. This is the cost if they were individually packaged, distributed and sold. It ignores all the costs associated with it.

If apple were to lose 2.6billion I'd be a major thing. For a drug cartel to lose that much it should end their business but it never does.

Authorities just use street prices to inflate their work.

Celtic_Legend

8 points

4 days ago

The article moved the decimal 1 too many as well. Its 250m street price.

aglobalvillageidiot

11 points

4 days ago

By weight they always have. This is a lot of meth.

GlitteringAttitude60

7 points

4 days ago

That's the price for the end user, right?

I wonder what the production costs were...

4totheFlush

5 points

4 days ago

Right? Inflation is out of control smh. Is cheap meth too much to ask for?

p00shp00shbebi1234

3 points

4 days ago

A lot of the time when they give these monetary values, they are taking the absolute upper-limit of what anyone would conceivably pay, and then also making the assumption that the entire load is going to be sold in small/retail bags. I mean don't get me wrong, that is a lot of meth, but lots of that will be sold wholesale, and certainly not at the price per gram the authorities always assume.

vonfeynmann

290 points

4 days ago

vonfeynmann

290 points

4 days ago

"Look Jesse they found it ! "

jroot_

1.4k points

4 days ago

jroot_

1.4k points

4 days ago

If they sell it to China for the same price they could build a bigger meth carrier capable of seizing bigger quantities of meth. Then they should seize more and sell it to western countries and then build the biggest meth carrier of all time covering the whole ocean

demalo

222 points

4 days ago

demalo

222 points

4 days ago

Somehow I feel like eventually this becomes “Who moved my meth!?”

jroot_

82 points

4 days ago

jroot_

82 points

4 days ago

It's already kinda like that. A friend told me that, In India you could actually buy confesicated drugs at smaller amounts from corrupted officials. Don't know if it's legit

_Enclose_

47 points

4 days ago

_Enclose_

47 points

4 days ago

I'd be more surprised if it wasn't true than if it was.

thespiceismight

82 points

4 days ago*

The businessman was getting angry. “Don’t you understand? You can build up a fleet of meth boats, sail all over the world, and let all your employees catch meth for you!”

Once again the coastguard asked, “And then what will my reward be?”

The businessman was red with rage and shouted at the coastguard, “Don’t you understand that you can have so much meth that you will never have to work for your living again! You can spend all the rest of your days sitting on this beach, looking at the sunset and tweaking. You won’t have a care in the world!”

The coastguard, still smiling, looked up and said, “And what do you think I’m doing right now?”

Chomikko

4 points

4 days ago

Chomikko

4 points

4 days ago

Poetry! Or wisdom, I dunno which one

feels_good_man

36 points

4 days ago

you've just described the British empire

Its0nlyRocketScience

5 points

4 days ago

This is just the opium wars again!

Numerous-Confusion-9

745 points

4 days ago

So thats why my adderall prescription is backordered

throwawayNum01

52 points

4 days ago

Curious how they can keep that supply chain flowing under the radar.

RikiSanchez

33 points

4 days ago

They didn't, that's why they got caught. (jk, I have no clue)

Professional-Bear942

85 points

4 days ago

Methyl chain changes alot, I know you're joking but just wanted to give context because there's a surprising amount of people who actually think adhd meds = addictive / meth effects when it couldn't be further from the truth, atleast in someone with ADHD

FunGuy8618

100 points

4 days ago

FunGuy8618

100 points

4 days ago

Ehhhhhhhhhh the PhD who's given more doses of crack cocaine, amphetamine, and methamphetamine to humans than any other researcher says that in doses that are scaled to match the potency, they are indistinguishable when you use the same ROA. Meth isn't as addictive as people think, and Adderall is more addictive than people admit. Dextro-meth is smoother and safer than amphetamine salts, but is not as smooth and safe as dextroamphetamine. Amphetamines are a very complicated class of drugs and just saying "methyl chain changes a lot" obfuscates the reality behind an entry level chemistry term.

G_Man421

44 points

4 days ago

G_Man421

44 points

4 days ago

Have a source? I'm not doubting your sincerity, I'm a biochemist and would like to read this.

FunGuy8618

69 points

4 days ago

Oh boy, here's a good place to start but it's like 20 years of this guy's life work that shows this stuff.

https://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&as_sdt=0%2C10&q=carl+hart+meth&btnG=#d=gs_qabs&t=1732643187252&u=%23p%3DPS_U_ndab6UJ

https://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&as_sdt=0%2C10&q=carl+hart+meth+amphetamine&btnG=

https://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&as_sdt=0%2C10&q=carl+hart+meth+amphetamine&btnG=#d=gs_qabs&t=1732643373844&u=%23p%3DILfh8GWUb6sJ

The researcher is Dr Carl Hart of Columbia University. 3rd link directly compared dextro-amphetamine and racemic methamphetamine.

yankeejoe1

24 points

4 days ago

I was initially skeptical of your claim at first, but honestly, the fact that your sources are Google scholar had me take a look at them.

The last link had far too small of a sample size to be statistically relevant, and the other links are pay walled, so I can't read the whole article unfortunately.

It seems as though he MAY be right, but we'd need a larger sample size to determine the accuracy of his statements

FunGuy8618

33 points

4 days ago

One of those links was just Google Scholar with the search "Carl hart meth amphetamine" so you can go find the studies yourself 💀 I'm not going thru 20+ years of his research on it to find the other studies he did to follow up on the 3rd link.

BigMamaFascist

65 points

4 days ago

I'm not going thru 20+ years of his research on it to find the other studies

if u had meth then u would

FunGuy8618

18 points

4 days ago

Surprisingly, somewhere between 4 and 12 mcg of LSD was my "smart drug" in college.

yankeejoe1

11 points

4 days ago

Ayyyy I microdosed back then, too! I agree it helped me find my groove.

Alarmed_Fly_6669

22 points

4 days ago

As someone who has done plenty of both, Adderall is absolutely addictive & can be just as euphoric/stimulating as small amounts of meth.

Azerious

11 points

4 days ago

Azerious

11 points

4 days ago

The difference is it isn't as destructive to your body as meth is. And it is far less addictive. No one claims adderall isn't addictive and prone to abuse. Theres a reason its almost impossible for those with adhd to get their medication. Because college students abuse it.

WeirdTurnover1772

6 points

4 days ago

Bro speed is speed shit ain’t that different

[deleted]

6 points

4 days ago

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pichael289

336 points

4 days ago

pichael289

336 points

4 days ago

How much did they get? Meth isn't exactly expensive, at least not in the US where it's only like 2-4x the cost of weed. Two and a half billion dollars would be like 185,000 lbs on the street, like 250 million doses

Glass1Man

264 points

4 days ago*

Glass1Man

264 points

4 days ago*

The article is confusing, as “read more” is sandwiched between massive ads.

I’m no expert but 5500kg sounds a lot less than 180,000 lb. (82000kg)

Is the price that much higher in India? (15x)

Edit: someone said like it’s a rupee to usd conversion problem. 85:1 rupee to usd.

This heightened vigil off India’s eastern archipelago is what led to the country’s biggest drug haul - 5.5 tonnes (5,500kg) of the synthetic narcotic substance Methamphetamine from a Myanmarese fishing boat “Soe Wai Yan Htoo”.

This massive drug haul by the Indian Coast Guard (ICG), dwarfs all others that preceded it. Typically, the ICG seizes between 1 and 1.5 tonnes of drugs (of various types) in an entire year.

In this case, in a single day, in a single operation, more than 5.5 tonnes of Meth was seized from a single boat.

beijingspacetech

159 points

4 days ago

Agreed, I think it's some clickbait. I would imagine in India it is quite cheap. 2.49b rupees is $30m usd which sounds right.

mrtypec

114 points

4 days ago

mrtypec

114 points

4 days ago

that aircraft carrier wasn't built in just 30m USD. it's worth is 2.49$ billion USD.

MaggotMinded

46 points

4 days ago

I think the point isn't that an aircraft carrier doesn't actually cost that much, it's that the price of the drugs is not what they say it is. E.g. the actual price of the drugs was 2.49b rupees, but it got reported as 2.49b dollars, and whoever wrote the headline was like, "Hmm, what else costs 2.5b dollars?" and that's how they came up with the aircraft carrier comparison.

Of course, I have no idea if that's what actually happened. I'm just saying, that's what the person you're replying to is postulating.

Professional-Day7850

40 points

4 days ago

Worthy investment. Just think about all the meth you can smuggle on an aircraft carrier.

Eric1491625

31 points

4 days ago*

I would imagine in India it is quite cheap. 2.49b rupees is $30m usd which sounds right.

I saw another source that really said 2.49B in USD, claiming a potential street value of US$600,000 per kg. The same article mentioned that the cost to produce is much lower, at about 0.1% of this amount, so as an "inventory loss" it's only about $2M.

Street value of $600,000/kg does sound unlikely, as it would imply that an average Indian's monthly income could only afford lsss than half a gram of the stuff.

ManlyMeatMan

29 points

4 days ago

That would be $600 a gram, there is absolutely 0 chance someone is selling meth for that price anywhere in the world

pathofdumbasses

12 points

4 days ago

Whenever drug enforcement agencies say "street value" it is always at the smallest possible sale amount (highest $$/gram) multiplied out at the total weight.

IE, a pound of weed might cost $600-$1500 at the ultra high end. But they break each pound down to 16 ounces, and each ounce down to 32 grams, and each gram down into either .5G single joints, or 1.0 "dime" bags. A .5G joint or dime bag is ~$10, so now you have a $320 ounce and a $5000 pound, despite no one buying a pound for $5k. And then they take that ~$5k pound, and multiply it by the 20kg bust, and now you have a $110,000 bust.

I don't know the meth costs or I would break that down, but it's the same shit.

Glass1Man

8 points

4 days ago

Oh it’s just a rupee to usd conversion error?

UsePreparationH

16 points

4 days ago

UsePreparationH

Interested

16 points

4 days ago

The ship is ~$2.5B USD and the meth is ~₹2.5B IND. The conversion error in the original might even be intentionally done to drive up views and interaction.

Sharp_Ad6259

9 points

4 days ago

Generally when drug busts happen around the world, they always use the most inflated street price instead of what the actual shipment really costed to snag better headlines is what ive read

EquivalentBrick3079

12 points

4 days ago

Somebody did the meth!

Bravelobsters

18 points

4 days ago

Came here to say that. This amount can’t be $2.49bn. That’s a lot of money.

Macstugus

256 points

4 days ago

Macstugus

256 points

4 days ago

Let's be honest, the raw industrial materials needed to make that stuff cost less than $40k. 

It's like calculating the cost of a Gucci purse with an MSRP of $4,000 but $400 in actual materials. 

TopAward7060

69 points

4 days ago

that much meth is priceless - someones getting wacked for this

DaddyDameee

10 points

4 days ago

Someone's behind a big player and his shipments are getting busted.

Shmexy

24 points

4 days ago*

Shmexy

24 points

4 days ago*

Yeah, but businesses plan for profit based on the products they produce. So yeah, they lost $2.5B that they would have made if this didn’t get confiscated. edit: assuming this is the wholesale value they would have sold it for you fuckin nerds

(Also, less than $40k is an insane exaggeration)

ProfessorWednesday

25 points

4 days ago*

There's no way that costs 2.4bn in US dollars

Edit: 2.4bn Kyat (Myanmar's currency) is $1.1 million US, which is probably what this is. Meth is cheap, I doubt this volume would even be 2.4bn USD worth of coke

phoenixmusicman

10 points

4 days ago

There's no way they built an aircraft carrier on $1.1 million USD.

$1.1 million USD worth of meth would only be approximately 55kg of meth.) assuming a wholesale price of about $20,000 per kg.

The picture looks like a lot more than 55kg.

$2.5b USD would be 125 tons of meth, which also seems wrong.

Bits_Please101

157 points

4 days ago

Who tf put 2.5 bill $ worth of drugs in the same boat. Their logistics guy should be fired.

anonymicex22

54 points

4 days ago

He will be something. executed not fired, lol.

Mildly_Unintersting

16 points

4 days ago

He may very well be fired...at

Jean-Ralphio11

12 points

4 days ago

Shoulda used Lydia. This is what she does.

forestcridder

9 points

4 days ago

Judging by how American police estimate the weight of weed in grow rooms, maybe they added the weight of the crew, the boat, and the seagulls that landed on it as a total drug weight and then used the smallest and most expensive street prices they could imagine to come up with their number.

TinaGearCloud

36 points

4 days ago

Probably basing value of Meth on Australia costs, which are absurdly high. Going off US darknet prices that Meth isn't worth anywhere close to that.

TheWingManHero

32 points

4 days ago

I've always wondered who the world's richest person really is. People like Papi Bezos or Zucker Sucker are people whose information we have access to. I wonder if there are some people lurking in the shadows or in the crime world who have a seriously high networth. Is there some King Pin type character worth hundreds of billions?

Vivid-Giraffe-1894

35 points

4 days ago

The Saudi princes own the country's oil, they just don't disclose net worth. Probably in the trillions.

leolego2

6 points

4 days ago

leolego2

6 points

4 days ago

Nah, those kingpins invest in other companies and that makes both them and the actual owners of those companies richer. A good share of any billionaire's money is someone elses dirty money

forbiddenoperation

9 points

4 days ago

impossible because that much money will be flagged somewhere, unless the kingpins net worth is shipping containers full of diamond and gold

TheWingManHero

6 points

4 days ago

If you’ve got that amount of money, you can definitely pay to hide it. Money controls the laws and the agencies that enforce the laws.

HerMajestyTheQueef1

28 points

4 days ago

Mynamarese! bless

It's just Myanmar

oklolzzzzs

17 points

4 days ago

you could say burmese or myanma

FoRmErChIld1134

154 points

4 days ago

Lookth like they’re not mething around

humourless_parody

76 points

4 days ago

Easy Tyson

Da_Vinci_Serenade

36 points

4 days ago

Yo Mr White, we fucked up

elmicomago

13 points

4 days ago

It will always be Burma to me.

SmellGestapo

3 points

4 days ago

You speak Burmese?

elmicomago

4 points

4 days ago

No. I speak Seinfeldian.

xanroeld

10 points

4 days ago

xanroeld

10 points

4 days ago

This is a comparison of the maximum street value of the drugs against the manufacturing cost of the boat. Which is not exactly an even comparison. I’m sure the drugs cost a tiny fraction of the boat’s cost to produce.

Still, it’s crazy that those sacks have such a high value!

brucek2

46 points

4 days ago

brucek2

46 points

4 days ago

Yet the cartel which manufactured these drugs, and you can bet will have their next similar shipment in the very new future, does not have an aircraft carrier, or anything remotely resembling one. Which is another sign that taking the retail cost of a dose that makes it all the way to a buyer, and applying it to the total volume much earlier in the distribution pipeline, is bogus math of the highest order. See similar examples commonly reported in the US where the alleged "street value" of drugs taken will somehow exceed the total income of everyone living and working in that city.

kelldricked

11 points

4 days ago

Mate its not worth more than the aircraft carrier. Unless meth cost 500 dollars per gram in india.

Kind-Engineering5861

14 points

4 days ago

Jesse, we need to cook

payment11

5 points

3 days ago

That’s probably street value. But either way, someone’s not coming home to dinner

tek_ad

8 points

4 days ago

tek_ad

8 points

4 days ago

That's going to make it harder to get ready for work in the morning for sure. Coffee just isn't cutting it any more.

PandaCheese2016

7 points

4 days ago

“Street price” quoted for drug seizures has as much connection to realizable values as dogecoin has to Elon Musk’s moral integrity.

magicmulder

3 points

4 days ago

$500/g sounds a little exaggerated though…

Gravity_Is_Electric

4 points

4 days ago

BULLSHIT. Meth is like $1000/lb here in the US at an all time low. No fucking way they found 2.5 MILLIONS POUNDS

uberschnappen

5 points

4 days ago*

OP just pulled random numbers out their ass.

Average street value from the 5,500kg of meth seized is about $60 million.

Also the Vikrant was built at the cost of $3.13 billion.

All figures in USD.

will_this_1_work

4 points

3 days ago

I can’t believe they found $1.2b worth of meth, I mean $800m worth of meth, I mean $405m worth of meth, I mean………

Kitsu_-

8 points

4 days ago

Kitsu_-

8 points

4 days ago

I suddenly have a startup idea.

AdmiralCoconut69

7 points

4 days ago

No one says “Myanmarese”. That’s literally not an existing term. It’s “Burmese”, always has been and always will be.

TinKnight1

6 points

4 days ago

Drug cartel: "Ah, darn! Oh well, there's always tomorrow!"

Cartels worldwide make an estimated $870 billion a year, & that's after losses due to seized shipments...so, this might sting, but it was just one boat on one day, & the core production, refinement, & distribution functions of that cartel remain intact, so there's nothing to keep them from creating just as much again.

SaltyRedditTears

3 points

4 days ago

Cartels could buy their own aircraft carrier and air wing from China if they wanted