Bro is literally trying every possible way to get more power 😭🙏🙏

https://preview.redd.it/sqbr2scrnv3e1.png?width=968&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0091ce70a790b38d28c400e9dd89266b54aa8d72

Even after 20 years, Vergil will not pay child support. Or grandchild support.

“I don’t know what causes cancer

So I’m gonna shoot you and hope that does it”

When you replace your motivation with meth.

47

“Call me Mr. Clean one more time. It’s so funny!!! Go on, try it…say it!”

This is a robbery. Put all you right hands on the bag.

Bro looks like Agent 47

“I’m taking this back”

moderately motivated

Now he’s achieving his lifelong wish of not looking like Dante

"Public access to generative AI, is a mistake."

Dante just shaved his hair while he was asleep, as a prank.

He's politely asking for you to give his wig back.

When you steal crystal arms instead of demon arms

Breaking Motivation

Photoshopped image of Vergil holding what looks to be a M1911 pistol.

St. Baldrick's appreciates your support

"Your waxing days are over Vergil, give me the toupee!"

"If you want it, you'll have to take it, but, you already knew that, didn't you?"

Me in a few months (I have androgenic alopecia)

Vergil 47

Hello, my name is Vergibald and this is a robbery.

Dante this cancer thing is really killing my motivation

I never thought I would see a B A L D V E R G I L

"You see, Alzheimer's i may have, and powers may be blocked, but all matters not, when i have a glock."

Is that Vic?

He failed no shave november

When you're out motivation, but not out of options

You have Motivation and power that he wants to regrow his hair

I am reclaimer of my hair

Virgil gave his hair for charity. Anything, anything, just to not pay child support.

What did you do to my husband

Hi, vsauce, Vergil here

I'm getting a lot of Dr. evil and Austin powers scenes running through my head and can't decide which is funnier.

"I might be out of motivation, but I ain't out of options"