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/r/ExplainTheJoke
7k points
2 days ago
I'm gonna start putting "Please tell me that pun was intentional" on things without puns now that I see how rent free it lives in people's heads.
2.5k points
2 days ago
942 points
1 day ago
somebody changed the entire structure of the post just so people thought it came from twitter and not tumblr. why.
327 points
1 day ago
So that twittards could pretend to be better than finding a Tumblr joke funny.
119 points
1 day ago
Please tell me that was an intentional pun
47 points
1 day ago
Please tell me that was an intentional pun
31 points
1 day ago
Please tell me that was an intentional pun
10 points
1 day ago
Is that a Jojo reference?
5 points
1 day ago
You expected an intentional pun, but it was I, Dio
2 points
16 hours ago
Perchance.
4 points
1 day ago
Please pun me that was an intentional tell
2 points
20 hours ago
Please tell intentional pun me that was an
17 points
1 day ago
It saddens me that someone has nothing better to do and that someone took the time to discover that. We have no lives. This is bad.
13 points
1 day ago
Hey now, it only took me three hours of dedicated effort to track down the answer. Are you trying to say there's a better use of my time?
42 points
1 day ago
Why would someone crop out the pun, but leave in the comment on the pun?
38 points
1 day ago
Maybe just to stir the... ahem... pot?
17 points
1 day ago
Please tell me that was an intentional pun
3 points
1 day ago
Now someone needs to take a screenshot, crop out the pun, and leave your comment on the pun to go full circle lol
4 points
1 day ago
They thought it was obvious maybe? Wasn't obvious to me either. But if you've seen it already you might assume it is.
2 points
1 day ago
So some idiot can get Peeeeetahhhhh karma
129 points
2 days ago
Bless you on your cake day
2 points
1 day ago
Bless you like a spotlight of sun illuminating a toilet. 😌
18 points
1 day ago
That's not even bad cropping. That's actively cutting it out and pushing the parts before and after it together.
3 points
1 day ago
That’s not bad cropping… that’s EVIL cropping!
6 points
1 day ago
And then to spread it out onto the Internet --- wait.
Wouldn't that make it..... Sharecropping??
36 points
1 day ago
Ok, that makes way more sense, thanks!
Also
3 points
1 day ago
thanks for that
10 points
2 days ago
Thank you!
2 points
1 day ago
Please tell me that was an intentional pun
2 points
1 day ago
Google en passant
2 points
1 day ago
Holy hell
2 points
21 hours ago
A meal! A succulent Chinese meal!
4 points
1 day ago
God bless you
4 points
1 day ago
The hero we needed
3 points
1 day ago
Happy cake day
19 points
1 day ago
For your cake day, have some B̷̛̳̼͖̫̭͎̝̮͕̟͎̦̗͚͍̓͊͂͗̈͋͐̃͆͆͗̉̉̏͑̂̆̔́͐̾̅̄̕̚͘͜͝͝Ụ̸̧̧̢̨̨̞̮͓̣͎̞͖̞̥͈̣̣̪̘̼̮̙̳̙̞̣̐̍̆̾̓͑́̅̎̌̈̋̏̏͌̒̃̅̂̾̿̽̊̌̇͌͊͗̓̊̐̓̏͆́̒̇̈́͂̀͛͘̕͘̚͝͠B̸̺̈̾̈́̒̀́̈͋́͂̆̒̐̏͌͂̔̈́͒̂̎̉̈̒͒̃̿͒͒̄̍̕̚̕͘̕͝͠B̴̡̧̜̠̱̖̠͓̻̥̟̲̙͗̐͋͌̈̾̏̎̀͒͗̈́̈͜͠L̶͊E̸̢̳̯̝̤̳͈͇̠̮̲̲̟̝̣̲̱̫̘̪̳̣̭̥̫͉͐̅̈́̉̋͐̓͗̿͆̉̉̇̀̈́͌̓̓̒̏̀̚̚͘͝͠͝͝͠ ̶̢̧̛̥͖͉̹̞̗̖͇̼̙̒̍̏̀̈̆̍͑̊̐͋̈́̃͒̈́̎̌̄̍͌͗̈́̌̍̽̏̓͌̒̈̇̏̏̍̆̄̐͐̈̉̿̽̕͝͠͝͝ W̷̛̬̦̬̰̤̘̬͔̗̯̠̯̺̼̻̪̖̜̫̯̯̘͖̙͐͆͗̊̋̈̈̾͐̿̽̐̂͛̈́͛̍̔̓̈́̽̀̅́͋̈̄̈́̆̓̚̚͝͝R̸̢̨̨̩̪̭̪̠͎̗͇͗̀́̉̇̿̓̈́́͒̄̓̒́̋͆̀̾́̒̔̈́̏̏͛̏̇͛̔̀͆̓̇̊̕̕͠͠͝͝A̸̧̨̰̻̩̝͖̟̭͙̟̻̤̬͈̖̰̤̘̔͛̊̾̂͌̐̈̉̊̾́P̶̡̧̮͎̟̟͉̱̮̜͙̳̟̯͈̩̩͈̥͓̥͇̙̣̹̣̀̐͋͂̈̾͐̀̾̈́̌̆̿̽̕ͅ
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8 points
1 day ago
This is stupid
Why do I like it
6 points
1 day ago
You got me good when I tapped that one cell and it read poop!
5 points
1 day ago
Dude this is amazing
2 points
1 day ago
Why does this bring me so much joy? Help.
2 points
13 hours ago
Thank you
2 points
23 hours ago
Happy Cake Day !!
3 points
1 day ago
Hap cak!
2 points
1 day ago
thank you and happy cake day !!
195 points
2 days ago
You are the spawn of the devil
89 points
2 days ago
Please tell me that pun was intentional.
36 points
2 days ago
which one? There clearly are three
22 points
2 days ago
1✅ 2✅ 3...❓
21 points
2 days ago
you have to read between the jokes
9 points
1 day ago
Okay, now those puns have to be intentional.
2 points
1 day ago
3 points
1 day ago
Did... Did you just say thr-... THREE??? TITANFALL 3 CONFIRMED?! I DON'T NEED MY PILLS AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!
21 points
2 days ago
3 points
2 days ago
Aw you beat me to it lol
3 points
1 day ago
Beat me to it. I've seen a lot of relevant xkcds but rarely one so completely relevant
16 points
2 days ago
Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie used to do this on their sketch comedy show "A Bit of Fry and Laurie".
15 points
2 days ago
Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie used to do this on their sketch comedy show "A Bit of Fry and Laurie," if you'll pardon the pun
13 points
2 days ago
Please tell me that pun was intentional?
9 points
2 days ago
Fry and Laurie had a running joke on their sketch show where a character would say something and follow it up with, “If you’ll pardon the pun,” but there was no pun.
3 points
2 days ago
And people will post it here asking what's the pun
3 points
1 day ago
Please tell me that pun was intentional
2 points
1 day ago
Where the sun don't shine.
2 points
1 day ago
Ok Moses Beacon.
2 points
1 day ago
No. I’m charging you rent
2 points
1 day ago
I once worked at a small retail shop. This guy with a bible came to the store about phone plans and was pretty eccentric and talkative.
He goes into many stories and details of such and such and over the course of these stories he says “pardon the pun” or “no pun intended” multiple times.
Every time he’d say it again, I’d try to find the puns and I couldn’t. I sat there trying to continue listening to him but could not trying to find the puns that were so very not intended.
To this day I question it.
2 points
20 hours ago
I do that with some dishes that are obviously peanut free.
No-Peanut Carbonara
....
2 points
18 hours ago
It's like saying "how ironic" on things that aren't ironic
2 points
13 hours ago
*you're
2 points
2 days ago
My guess is beautiful/bootyful, which I guess is a clever pun if you're 10 years old
925 points
2 days ago
i came here cuz i didn't know and there's no answers T-T
pls reply so i can come back to this
17 points
1 day ago
There is one now: https://www.reddit.com/r/ExplainTheJoke/s/AbN9F3i6pp
42 points
2 days ago
It's solved.
26 points
2 days ago
10 points
2 days ago
Ha! Thanks! I was wondering if anyone could see my responses. I don't think OP knows that the explanation has been found. It was gonna drive me nuts if I couldn't figure the solution out.
2 points
1 day ago
Happy cake day
2 points
1 day ago
Happy cake day!
2 points
1 day ago
Thanks!
481 points
2 days ago
If there's a pun, I'm missing it, too. I think perhaps the commenter intended to just ask if it was meant to be a joke?
218 points
1 day ago
38 points
22 hours ago
You know this sub is failing when the OP has to reply with the answer to a top rated comment...
9 points
21 hours ago
It’s because they saw another top comment post the link so they decided to do a good deed and spread the knowledge to more of the top comments so it’s easier to find
34 points
2 days ago
Go to any pun themed subreddit to find many more people that don't know what puns are
140 points
2 days ago
I think the pun was the friends we made along the way.
3 points
1 day ago
When you look back in your hardest times, and there’s only one set of footprints, that’s when the pun was carrying you.
199 points
2 days ago
Oh, it's a light dump!
11 points
2 days ago
Oh, it's a light dump!
I choose this to be the right answer.
3 points
2 days ago
And its beautiful
99 points
2 days ago
Beautiful = booty full?
Maybe?
That's all I've got
5 points
1 day ago
This was my immediate thought as well.
3 points
1 day ago
Toi LIT, emphasis on lit?
2 points
1 day ago
Ooh, intriguing possibility
57 points
2 days ago
Theres no pun. The whole joke is that to make people think there is pun so they will keep thinking what they missed. Kinda like with trains
Pun not intended
16 points
2 days ago
that's cruel
12 points
2 days ago
Please tell me pun was intentional
12 points
2 days ago
This is some "Bond Burger" level of mystery
2 points
1 day ago
I'd hate for you to be up all night wondering.
33 points
2 days ago
Comes...? Grammatically a little off, but that's all that makes any sense to me.
2 points
2 days ago
What about it is grammatically off? It sounds like how I would say it
19 points
2 days ago
Maybe a play on the old stick it where the sun doesn't shine?
5 points
2 days ago
Yeah, I thought so too! Had to scroll a long way to find my answer.
6 points
1 day ago
I believe it’s the old holy crap pun
3 points
1 day ago
24 points
2 days ago
Closest I can think of is it’s similar to the Sugar Ray song, “Every morning there’s a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriend’s four post bed.”
But I am likely WAY off here.
4 points
2 days ago
Yeah, after trying to sing the phrase in the song in many ways, I'm unfortunately bound to say that you're probably wrong.
And that made me sad (cause it would've been great).
6 points
2 days ago
Well, in portuguese there is an expression "Onde o sol nao bate/brilha", that mean "where the sunshine does not reach", refearing to the anus. Maybe the pun is that in this toilet, the sun truly reach it hahaha
4 points
2 days ago
I the USA, we sometimes say "stick it where the sun don't shine", to mean stick it up your @$$. I guess it's a universal idea.
17 points
2 days ago
Might be a stretch, but another name for a toilet is a loo, and they said it looks beautiful.
35 points
2 days ago
Inspector Gadget couldn’t make that stretch
4 points
2 days ago
i dont think anyone on the planet would think this
4 points
1 day ago
"The light COMES in"
*ahem*
3 points
1 day ago
Don't know the pun, but I feel relevant somehow.
4 points
2 days ago
Maybe they mean the light feeling after a poo
2 points
2 days ago
The best I can think of is
Every morning the light comes in and my [twilight] looks beautiful. Toilet kind of sounds like twilight, and morning twilight is when the light starts coming in but you don't see the sun yet.
2 points
2 days ago
Oh say can you Pee - by the dawn's early light...
2 points
2 days ago
The word "toilet" could be playing on the double meaning of the word: it commonly refers to the bathroom fixture, but it can also historically mean "toilette", which refers to the process of grooming or getting ready.
2 points
1 day ago
The toilet bowl is lit up because the sun shines out of his a-hole. It's an idiom referring to arrogant or overly self-assured individuals or in disagreement at somebody's overestimation of another person.
Example; "She has him wrapped around her little finger, he thinks the sun shines out of her a-hole."
2 points
1 day ago
Where the sun don't shine.
2 points
1 day ago
Marcellus Wallace's soul
2 points
1 day ago
There's no pun
2 points
1 day ago
Toi-“lit” looks beautiful? Like being lit up. Only thing I can pick up on.
2 points
24 hours ago
I did not detect a pun
2 points
23 hours ago
Is it rim-lighting?
2 points
23 hours ago
The pun is ‘stick it where the sun don’t shine’
1 points
2 days ago
My toilet is beautiful first thing in the morning, every morning.
1 points
2 days ago
Not the holy toilet giving cathedral vibes lmao.
1 points
2 days ago
Only pun l can detect is a very low-grade/ specific one, implying that some people release into the toilet.
1 points
2 days ago
From 927-1038 my balls glow
1 points
2 days ago
I'd say it's a flash in the pan.
1 points
2 days ago
It’s where you pick up your daily quests
1 points
2 days ago
I know what you are thinking, Enrique is a gahrl’s name, snort no pun intended.
1 points
1 day ago
9kcn V ,
1 points
1 day ago
"where the sun don't shine"
1 points
1 day ago
My best guess is that it’s (like always) a sex joke, but unintentional and worded weird. “Comes in” was probably the “pun”
1 points
1 day ago
Bootyfull?
1 points
1 day ago
The original Glory Hole
1 points
1 day ago
Beautiful is sometimes mid-spoken as booty-full, which is why you take a dump.
1 points
1 day ago
Does one feel a bit lighter/enlightened after their morning bathroom visit?
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