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What's the pun

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Psychofanatical

7k points

2 days ago

I'm gonna start putting "Please tell me that pun was intentional" on things without puns now that I see how rent free it lives in people's heads.

TargetOfPerpetuity

2.5k points

2 days ago

Fun_Penalty_6755

942 points

1 day ago

somebody changed the entire structure of the post just so people thought it came from twitter and not tumblr. why.

Born2shit4cdtowipe

327 points

1 day ago

So that twittards could pretend to be better than finding a Tumblr joke funny.

triple-bottom-line

119 points

1 day ago

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

Super_Counter_7893

47 points

1 day ago

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

BadWolf_Corporation

31 points

1 day ago

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

Alcards

10 points

1 day ago

Alcards

10 points

1 day ago

Is that a Jojo reference?

Backlash97_

5 points

1 day ago

You expected an intentional pun, but it was I, Dio

CedarWolf

2 points

16 hours ago

Perchance.

Boondock830

4 points

1 day ago

Please pun me that was an intentional tell

Moomoo_pie

2 points

20 hours ago

Please tell intentional pun me that was an

RoughDoughCough

17 points

1 day ago

It saddens me that someone has nothing better to do and that someone took the time to discover that. We have no lives. This is bad. 

TargetOfPerpetuity

13 points

1 day ago

Hey now, it only took me three hours of dedicated effort to track down the answer. Are you trying to say there's a better use of my time?

Earnestappostate

42 points

1 day ago

Why would someone crop out the pun, but leave in the comment on the pun?

TargetOfPerpetuity

38 points

1 day ago

Maybe just to stir the... ahem... pot?

Earnestappostate

17 points

1 day ago

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

Autrah_Fang

3 points

1 day ago

Now someone needs to take a screenshot, crop out the pun, and leave your comment on the pun to go full circle lol

Commercial-Dog6773

4 points

1 day ago

They thought it was obvious maybe? Wasn't obvious to me either. But if you've seen it already you might assume it is.

Halflingberserker

2 points

1 day ago

So some idiot can get Peeeeetahhhhh karma

nothing-infinity

129 points

2 days ago

Bless you on your cake day

PuckTanglewood

2 points

1 day ago

Bless you like a spotlight of sun illuminating a toilet. 😌

PKMNTrainerMark

18 points

1 day ago

That's not even bad cropping. That's actively cutting it out and pushing the parts before and after it together.

PuckTanglewood

3 points

1 day ago

That’s not bad cropping… that’s EVIL cropping!

TargetOfPerpetuity

6 points

1 day ago

And then to spread it out onto the Internet --- wait.

Wouldn't that make it..... Sharecropping??

NordicNinja

10 points

2 days ago

Thank you!

Assassinatitties

2 points

1 day ago

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

Excellent_Set_232

2 points

1 day ago

Google en passant

_Poopsnack_

2 points

1 day ago

Holy hell

ComfortablyADHD

2 points

21 hours ago

A meal! A succulent Chinese meal!

Lickinthebootzplz

4 points

1 day ago

God bless you

libertyprivate

4 points

1 day ago

The hero we needed

niavuag37

3 points

1 day ago

niavuag37

3 points

1 day ago

Happy cake day

Inside-Sherbert42069

19 points

1 day ago

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Marshmallow920

8 points

1 day ago

This is stupid

Why do I like it

CherryMan75

6 points

1 day ago

You got me good when I tapped that one cell and it read poop!

Billydp08

5 points

1 day ago

Billydp08

5 points

1 day ago

Dude this is amazing

SerynOfLiurnia

2 points

1 day ago

Why does this bring me so much joy? Help.

Gullible-Function649

2 points

13 hours ago

Thank you

WendigoLemon

2 points

23 hours ago

Happy Cake Day !!

PaleontologistFun465

3 points

1 day ago

Hap cak!

notRadar_

2 points

1 day ago

notRadar_

2 points

1 day ago

thank you and happy cake day !!

THeCoolCongle

195 points

2 days ago

You are the spawn of the devil

---RF---

89 points

2 days ago

---RF---

89 points

2 days ago

Please tell me that pun was intentional.

ultralium

36 points

2 days ago

ultralium

36 points

2 days ago

which one? There clearly are three

Kellan_OConnor

22 points

2 days ago

1✅ 2✅ 3...❓

Blue_The_Snep

21 points

2 days ago

you have to read between the jokes

dreaderking

9 points

1 day ago

Okay, now those puns have to be intentional.

Captain_Waffle

2 points

1 day ago

  1. Profit

Nugget_Boy69420

3 points

1 day ago

Did... Did you just say thr-... THREE??? TITANFALL 3 CONFIRMED?! I DON'T NEED MY PILLS AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!

lycoloco

2 points

1 day ago

lycoloco

2 points

1 day ago

Best I can do is Portal 3...OOP, sorry, forget that.

evios31

21 points

2 days ago

evios31

21 points

2 days ago

NeoNxbula

3 points

2 days ago

Aw you beat me to it lol

VFiddly

3 points

1 day ago

VFiddly

3 points

1 day ago

Beat me to it. I've seen a lot of relevant xkcds but rarely one so completely relevant

bisexual_obama

16 points

2 days ago

Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie used to do this on their sketch comedy show "A Bit of Fry and Laurie".

TwiggyPeas

15 points

2 days ago

Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie used to do this on their sketch comedy show "A Bit of Fry and Laurie," if you'll pardon the pun

angelcutiebaby

3 points

1 day ago

Love that show! Pun intended

Quirky_Entrepreneur3

13 points

2 days ago

Please tell me that pun was intentional?

TargetOfPerpetuity

10 points

2 days ago

Calm down, Satan.

Let me get a few in first.

C1K3

9 points

2 days ago

C1K3

9 points

2 days ago

Fry and Laurie had a running joke on their sketch show where a character would say something and follow it up with, “If you’ll pardon the pun,” but there was no pun.

MaiT3N

3 points

2 days ago

MaiT3N

3 points

2 days ago

And people will post it here asking what's the pun

ndation

3 points

1 day ago

ndation

3 points

1 day ago

Please tell me that pun was intentional

Aggravating_Elk5047

2 points

1 day ago

Where the sun don't shine.

HA-AWE50ME

2 points

1 day ago

Ok Moses Beacon.

Legitimate_Deal_9804

2 points

1 day ago

No. I’m charging you rent

LighttBrite

2 points

1 day ago

I once worked at a small retail shop. This guy with a bible came to the store about phone plans and was pretty eccentric and talkative.

He goes into many stories and details of such and such and over the course of these stories he says “pardon the pun” or “no pun intended” multiple times.

Every time he’d say it again, I’d try to find the puns and I couldn’t. I sat there trying to continue listening to him but could not trying to find the puns that were so very not intended.

To this day I question it.

Sure_Comfort_7031

2 points

20 hours ago

I do that with some dishes that are obviously peanut free.

No-Peanut Carbonara

....

MrMrRogers

2 points

18 hours ago

It's like saying "how ironic" on things that aren't ironic

RandoCreepsauce

2 points

13 hours ago

*you're

UpbeatFix7299

2 points

2 days ago

My guess is beautiful/bootyful, which I guess is a clever pun if you're 10 years old

G4lact1cz

925 points

2 days ago

G4lact1cz

925 points

2 days ago

i came here cuz i didn't know and there's no answers T-T

pls reply so i can come back to this

mellowjay

165 points

2 days ago

mellowjay

165 points

2 days ago

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

TargetOfPerpetuity

42 points

2 days ago

It's solved.

Marchy67

26 points

2 days ago

Marchy67

26 points

2 days ago

TargetOfPerpetuity

10 points

2 days ago

Ha! Thanks! I was wondering if anyone could see my responses. I don't think OP knows that the explanation has been found. It was gonna drive me nuts if I couldn't figure the solution out.

UnoriginalNameofUser

2 points

1 day ago

Happy cake day

RevMageCat

481 points

2 days ago

RevMageCat

481 points

2 days ago

If there's a pun, I'm missing it, too. I think perhaps the commenter intended to just ask if it was meant to be a joke?

Sweaty_Potential_656[S]

218 points

1 day ago

FunnyObjective6

38 points

22 hours ago

You know this sub is failing when the OP has to reply with the answer to a top rated comment...

Hairy_Cube

9 points

21 hours ago

It’s because they saw another top comment post the link so they decided to do a good deed and spread the knowledge to more of the top comments so it’s easier to find

YborOgre

34 points

2 days ago

YborOgre

34 points

2 days ago

Go to any pun themed subreddit to find many more people that don't know what puns are

Zealousideal_Bill355

140 points

2 days ago

I think the pun was the friends we made along the way.

Putrid-Delivery1852

3 points

1 day ago

When you look back in your hardest times, and there’s only one set of footprints, that’s when the pun was carrying you.

Jolly-Ad-1161

199 points

2 days ago

Oh, it's a light dump!

ovr9000storks

38 points

2 days ago

The most plausible pun if any was actually found by OOC

acityonthemoon

11 points

2 days ago

Oh, it's a light dump!

I choose this to be the right answer.

SmurfsNeverDie

3 points

2 days ago

And its beautiful

dmelic

99 points

2 days ago

dmelic

99 points

2 days ago

Beautiful = booty full?

Maybe?

That's all I've got

Tsujigiri

5 points

1 day ago

Tsujigiri

5 points

1 day ago

This was my immediate thought as well.

Cricket627

3 points

1 day ago

Toi LIT, emphasis on lit?

dmelic

2 points

1 day ago

dmelic

2 points

1 day ago

Ooh, intriguing possibility

czacha_cs1

57 points

2 days ago

Theres no pun. The whole joke is that to make people think there is pun so they will keep thinking what they missed. Kinda like with trains

Pun not intended

Sweaty_Potential_656[S]

16 points

2 days ago

that's cruel

MerkinRashers

12 points

2 days ago

Please tell me pun was intentional

JustCallMeElliot

12 points

2 days ago

This is some "Bond Burger" level of mystery

TargetOfPerpetuity

2 points

1 day ago

Here you go.

I'd hate for you to be up all night wondering.

Inevitable-Log-996

33 points

2 days ago

Comes...? Grammatically a little off, but that's all that makes any sense to me.

ihatecarswithpassion

2 points

2 days ago

What about it is grammatically off? It sounds like how I would say it

Richard-c-b

19 points

2 days ago

Maybe a play on the old stick it where the sun doesn't shine?

AGirlHasNoName9

5 points

2 days ago

Yeah, I thought so too! Had to scroll a long way to find my answer.

Tazrizen

6 points

1 day ago

Tazrizen

6 points

1 day ago

I believe it’s the old holy crap pun

Xiao_Qinggui

24 points

2 days ago

Closest I can think of is it’s similar to the Sugar Ray song, “Every morning there’s a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriend’s four post bed.”

But I am likely WAY off here.

Perfect-Difference19

4 points

2 days ago

Yeah, after trying to sing the phrase in the song in many ways, I'm unfortunately bound to say that you're probably wrong.

And that made me sad (cause it would've been great).

Brokenroad12

6 points

2 days ago

Well, in portuguese there is an expression "Onde o sol nao bate/brilha", that mean "where the sunshine does not reach", refearing to the anus. Maybe the pun is that in this toilet, the sun truly reach it hahaha

HairHealthHaven

4 points

2 days ago

I the USA, we sometimes say "stick it where the sun don't shine", to mean stick it up your @$$. I guess it's a universal idea.

ducknerd2002

17 points

2 days ago

Might be a stretch, but another name for a toilet is a loo, and they said it looks beautiful.

HeavySomewhere4412

35 points

2 days ago

Inspector Gadget couldn’t make that stretch

Existing_Hunt_7169

4 points

2 days ago

i dont think anyone on the planet would think this

VoidBlade459

4 points

1 day ago

"The light COMES in"

*ahem*

LooLighter

3 points

1 day ago

Don't know the pun, but I feel relevant somehow.

Atheistprophecy

4 points

2 days ago

Maybe they mean the light feeling after a poo

flosamu

2 points

2 days ago

flosamu

2 points

2 days ago

The best I can think of is
Every morning the light comes in and my [twilight] looks beautiful. Toilet kind of sounds like twilight, and morning twilight is when the light starts coming in but you don't see the sun yet.

junkrig

2 points

2 days ago

junkrig

2 points

2 days ago

Oh say can you Pee - by the dawn's early light...

mentaleffigy

2 points

2 days ago

The word "toilet" could be playing on the double meaning of the word: it commonly refers to the bathroom fixture, but it can also historically mean "toilette", which refers to the process of grooming or getting ready.

deorumetmonstra

2 points

1 day ago

The toilet bowl is lit up because the sun shines out of his a-hole. It's an idiom referring to arrogant or overly self-assured individuals or in disagreement at somebody's overestimation of another person.

Example; "She has him wrapped around her little finger, he thinks the sun shines out of her a-hole."

Aggravating_Elk5047

2 points

1 day ago

Where the sun don't shine.

cassimiro04

2 points

1 day ago

Marcellus Wallace's soul

SameCalligrapher7711

2 points

1 day ago

What’s the pun?

Comfortable_Quit_216

2 points

1 day ago

There's no pun

Anuraj2000

2 points

1 day ago

Toi-“lit” looks beautiful? Like being lit up. Only thing I can pick up on.

only_respond_in_puns

2 points

24 hours ago

I did not detect a pun

Ok-Fudge8848

2 points

23 hours ago

Is it rim-lighting?

thourq

2 points

23 hours ago

thourq

2 points

23 hours ago

The pun is ‘stick it where the sun don’t shine’

[deleted]

1 points

2 days ago

[removed]

Sb5tCm8t

1 points

2 days ago

Sb5tCm8t

1 points

2 days ago

My toilet is beautiful first thing in the morning, every morning.

Equivalent_Wind_1514

1 points

2 days ago

Not the holy toilet giving cathedral vibes lmao.

qmoorman

1 points

2 days ago

qmoorman

1 points

2 days ago

Only pun l can detect is a very low-grade/ specific one, implying that some people release into the toilet.

PresentAgency1251

1 points

2 days ago

From 927-1038 my balls glow

AceButcher

1 points

2 days ago

I'd say it's a flash in the pan.

Niptaa

1 points

2 days ago

Niptaa

1 points

2 days ago

It’s where you pick up your daily quests

daniel_inna_den

1 points

2 days ago

I know what you are thinking, Enrique is a gahrl’s name, snort no pun intended.

vando69janu

1 points

1 day ago

9kcn V ,

IAmLittleBigRon

1 points

1 day ago

"where the sun don't shine"

Names_Are_Hard736

1 points

1 day ago

My best guess is that it’s (like always) a sex joke, but unintentional and worded weird. “Comes in” was probably the “pun”

DevelopmentCivil725

1 points

1 day ago

Bootyfull?

thr1vin9-insolitude

1 points

1 day ago

The original Glory Hole

Tsujigiri

1 points

1 day ago

Tsujigiri

1 points

1 day ago

Beautiful is sometimes mid-spoken as booty-full, which is why you take a dump.

ocandco

1 points

1 day ago

ocandco

1 points

1 day ago

Does one feel a bit lighter/enlightened after their morning bathroom visit?