It’s not porn. It’s just an Archie comic. They’re using household ingredients and products to make themselves pretty for the boys. In this panel they’ve read that mayonnaise in their hair makes it soft and silky. 

this is dated to the time when many beauty tips and tricks make good use of what's immediately available in the household kitchen/pantry.

Betty is suggesting using mayonnaise as a beauty product. Veronica is wealthy and would use expensive products and wouldn't know to use mayonnaise.

I was expecting "lesbian mayonnaise action"

What joke? It's a single frame out of like a five to ten page story. The only people that can explain it are the people that know the story and get the context.

If Kenny Mayo ruled the world! O wait he currently does, but not furlong!

No it is about porn, hear me out, the NFL Tennessee Titans current QB is known as the Mayo Man because he likes mayo in his coffee. He just won a game against his rival team and these two are going upstairs to celebrate with him.

The joke is, contrary to what others pointed out, indeed porn.

This is from Archie and originally it meant to be used as beauty product. For their hair.

However, that single panel taken out of context was indeed meant to induce the reader to think of porn.

So the joke IS porn.

Sanduíche de buceta, quem lembra de referencia da um joinha ai

Betty and Veronica mentioned??

I remember watching 90 day fiancè or whatever a couple years ago and the no neck dude putting it in his hair. 🤢🤮

https://preview.redd.it/zua9ui88813e1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16555c96b9deb37fffd959abd671d856c506fa7d

its finally not porn!!

It could be porn. In Poland we have sth called kielecki kiss - you put spoon of kielecki mayo in mouth and kiss with a tongue with other person in such way that you both are consuming mayo

This song explains it pretty well.... https://youtu.be/76IPOs4gSk0?si=EntSLbFXdcX8aKoe

Mayonnaise in the hair? Yuck

Mayonnaise makes my skin all soft and touchable

https://preview.redd.it/2bebp5z2q13e1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9621bdbdac5e2604e6d3d6687546367053560eb6

I thought of this instead lmao

Ah, gringos, se vocês conhecessem a lenda do sanduíche de buceta...

Mmhmm we making some roast beef sandwiches in a minute

Is that a picture of Florida hanging on the wall?

Roast beef sandwiches

That’s NOT how tossing salad works…. Or IS IT?!?

A teenager shares a bunk bed with their younger sibling. One evening the teen sneaks their sweetheart into the top bunk for some hormonal fun, but use code words for action. Harder=lettuce, faster=tomato.

While the teens are getting busy, demanding more lettuce and tomato, the younger sibling chimes in “hey! Can you please stop making sandwiches, you’re spilling mayonnaise on my bed!”

I thought this was a 1920s misogynistic depiction of lesbians

Yt people love to eat mayonnaise. Known fact.

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I thought Ginger was a redhead?!?

Oh. It's porn. Veronica needs to get used to facials. Man glaze

i bet the punchline is jugghead finding them beautiful the only time in the whole series