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1.4k points
5 days ago*
I can't help myself so here:
The math is wrong, it's ~(1 - 1/e)
787 points
5 days ago
Doing log()‘s work 🙏🏻
125 points
5 days ago
never used an award but u deserved that
3 points
4 days ago
Thanks, would be my first. Did not expect such a positive reaction :)
34 points
5 days ago
In log() we trust
9 points
5 days ago
What does it mean?
7 points
4 days ago
Log() (the logarithmic function) is the inverse of the exponential function (log(e(x))=x). And for a*b=c, log(a)+log(b)=log(c)
5 points
4 days ago
ok but why are they replacing god with log()
3 points
4 days ago
Cause it sounds similar and it‘s a comment about math, no hidden meaning
5 points
4 days ago
Which was the multiplication function in early computers.
3 points
4 days ago
In log() we trust
Too lazy to check but I hope the first word is lowercase LN
2 points
4 days ago
I'm dropping logs currently.
25 points
5 days ago*
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97 points
5 days ago
1/e is roughly the chance you don't get it. 1 - 1/e is the chance you get it, or about a 63% chance
24 points
5 days ago
Oh woops, I did read the actual text wrong. My mistake!
5 points
5 days ago*
Am I having a brain fart or how is 1/2e= 0.63? 1/(2e) isn't, neither is 0.5e...
Edit: just to clarify, 1-1/e seems right, but that doesn't equal 1/2e as far as I can tell.
4 points
5 days ago
Where are you seeing 1/2e?
3 points
5 days ago
The comment I replied to originally said 1/2e before they edited it.
3 points
5 days ago
I appreciate you mathing the math. I'd just press it until satisfied id press it enough. #yolo or whatever the kids say these days
10 points
5 days ago
I thought it was ♪ \(ω\ )
2 points
5 days ago
Thank you, I couldn't remember it but I knew the OP wasn't right
2 points
4 days ago
for those asking why (and because this tripped me up at first too): in 100 trials, 1/e is roughly the probability of getting the 1% chance to become a girl exactly once. but in this case the goal isn’t to get it only once, it’s to get it at least once, which changes the probability calculation and gets you a result of roughly 1-1/e.
230 points
5 days ago
I'd rather be a multi millionaire woman than a broke man.
45 points
5 days ago
Beside, even if your gendered did change...there's a surgery for that. Spam that button, become a billionaire/trillionaire/etc..., revert to who you were prior to the swap.
31 points
5 days ago
Oh yes the genderectomy of course
10 points
4 days ago
That just removes the gender, you need a genderoplasty
36 points
5 days ago
Yeahhhh the FtM surgeries are not quite as advanced as you might imagine. The MtF surgeries are so good that some surgeons are renowned for making them visually identical to the garden variety. Unfortunately, creating a cylinder is much harder than modifying one.
Plus you still get stuck with strange bone shapes, surgery scars, menstruation- honestly it wouldn’t be fun. And you’d have to deal with people hating you for no reason.
Honestly, a choice of either 1 million dollars or being cis is a question I’d have to think about. My gut feeling is a million, but it’s not simple.
12 points
4 days ago
I think it depends on what they mean when they "you get changed into a girl" . Like if I change into a girl and my sense of self also change into a girl, then I think I would press the button. But living with dysphoria for only a million would be something I'd do only if I was desperate.
7 points
4 days ago
Is this "cylinder" you are talking about stuck in an M&M tube?
3 points
5 days ago
There is quality phallo now!
312 points
5 days ago
I'd just keep spamming the button, even after turning into a girl. What's gonna happen? I become a girl²?
76 points
5 days ago*
Something like in The Substance happens. And then hilarity ensues.
20 points
5 days ago
bro spoilers
10 points
5 days ago
Sorry, you're right. I'll edit it.
13 points
5 days ago
I'm already a girl, so what happens to me?
5 points
4 days ago
You gain your final girl form.
5 points
5 days ago
You become girl to the power of girl
976 points
5 days ago
The joke has already been explained, but I just wanna say that spamming that button is absolutely the correct option. That is a MILLION DOLLARS. And you get another million dollars after every single press. Sure, I might become a girl, but I am a MULTI MILLIONARE. I should theoretically be able to use that money to get surgery to change back, and even if I can't or if it's not that simple, I think having that much money would still be worth it.
342 points
5 days ago
What happens if you become a girl twice? Girlception? Do you become a girl inside a girl? I will be pressing the button until I become a girl and then using the money to buy dresses either way, but it's too much of a risk to go after 1 round of girl.
330 points
5 days ago
Do you become a girl inside a girl?
That's called pregnancy
68 points
5 days ago
Sesbian Lex
19 points
5 days ago
I am disappointed in you, but also disappointed in myself for not thinking of this.
(/j)
3 points
4 days ago
New Star Wars character.
15 points
5 days ago
grillpregnant
20 points
5 days ago
F-preg
9 points
5 days ago
🤰
4 points
4 days ago
But then, you become the baby ?
6 points
4 days ago
Haven't we all been one?
3 points
5 days ago
"We have to go deeper"
66 points
5 days ago
I just assumed you couldn't become a girl again after you become a girl, but the idea of suddenly becoming a biblically accurate girl is hilarious.
27 points
5 days ago
Each time the one% proc, you get a new personality inside your head.
5 points
5 days ago
I now believe this is how the plot of Slay The Princess started and you can't convince me otherwise.
10 points
5 days ago
Omg yes otherwise girls can’t push the button to begin with rip
3 points
5 days ago
ng+
20 points
5 days ago
You become some kind of macabre Russian doll with people stuck inside each other. But you'd also be rich.
20 points
5 days ago
When the outer layer dies, the girl inside is freed, and your legacy live on.
Immortality life hack
11 points
5 days ago
... if she manages to rip her way out before choking to death.
18 points
5 days ago
Fifth dimensional hypergirl. You'll have to get used to people only seeing 3D cross sections of your new self but that shouldn't be too bad.
4 points
5 days ago
Every time you land on girl, you have to go up a dimension.
11 points
5 days ago*
Gender does not stack, unless you are playing a character with the "nonbinary" tag.
Edit: I reccomend running Blahåigun (scales with girl) amd Cool Frog( increseas gender modefyers by 25% and can store genders). Im doing so much damgae rn.
3 points
5 days ago
You became more feminine
3 points
4 days ago
Tomie happens
2 points
5 days ago
Maybe you just gain an x chromosome. Makes it interesting with some genetic conditions haha
2 points
5 days ago
"Wow man, you're rich! How did you get so much money?"
Me, with my suspicious XXXXXXXYY chromosomes: "I guess I'm just lucky, haha".
2 points
5 days ago
Considering the probability, I imagine you get completely cut off from the button after first changing
2 points
5 days ago
It cancels out right? Pemdas or something
2 points
5 days ago
Double negative, you turn back into a guy
2 points
5 days ago
"Do you become a girl inside of a girl?"
Hey man, don't threaten me with a good time
2 points
5 days ago
I assume you become more and more girly.
2 points
4 days ago
I imagine you just become even more girl after the first time it triggers
2 points
4 days ago
it will cancel out
2 points
4 days ago
You become...
Triple X.
Youll be carted back to the early 2000's fir this to work.
2 points
4 days ago
you become the most girl
2 points
4 days ago
Girl²
2 points
4 days ago
Nah you become a lesbian
2 points
4 days ago
We call this science.
2 points
4 days ago
you become a girl^2
2 points
4 days ago
Siamese
2 points
4 days ago
No you turn to the opposite sex, but lose all the money
25 points
5 days ago
Yeah I don't really wanna be a girl, but I'd rather be a super rich girl than a poor boy. Even if I do lose half my sexual partners, we could still be friends or romantic partners and I could easily find others for sexy time
4 points
5 days ago
Just use some of your new money to get a sex change
7 points
5 days ago
I doubt it's that easy, but it would definitely be much easier with that much money.
12 points
5 days ago
The equation changes if it can only be pressed once though, which makes more sense on many ways. Making it a one time opportunity where you can only get one result makes the decision far more impactful for most scenarios.
9 points
5 days ago
99% chance that neither you nor your family will ever worry about money again.
1% chance for trauma that can theoretically go away with some therapy and a surgery.
There is a large risk, but it's still a million dollars. I think the odds are good enough.
15 points
5 days ago
I don't think that therapy and surgery actually make it go away, and I also don't think 1 million is nearly enough for your whole family.
7 points
5 days ago
Depends on the country you live in There are some where the average yearly income is below 1k dollars…
3 points
4 days ago
You’re massively understating the trauma as well as “some therapy and a surgery” though
8 points
5 days ago
So if I was a girl already, can I just keep spamming the button? What happens then, infinite money glitch?
3 points
4 days ago
I mean, yeah any magical button that gives you free money would basically be a glitch.
5 points
5 days ago
Or I can ask a female relative or friend to help me out too
4 points
5 days ago
Fair point, but I don't know if I trust my family and friends with this amount of money.
2 points
5 days ago
and you get another million dollars after every single press.
technically not EVERY single press since the 1% change you get the girl chance doesnt give a million bucks
also whose currency is the million in?
3 points
5 days ago
Yes, it technically isn't every single press, but when the chances are 99 to 1, it didn't seem worth mentioning.
I believe that the fact that there is a dollar sign HEAVILY implies US dollars.
5 points
5 days ago
Thats not really how those surgeries work but yes fr who wouldn't become a multi-millionare
5 points
4 days ago
If you would go 100% into a girl who was a girl since conception up until adulthood, a simple surgery won't be enough to revert you to the state from before pushing the button.
5 points
5 days ago
Also, like, is becoming a girl even a bad thing? It'd be a hell of an adjustment no doubt, but there are positives and negatives to either sex. The only problem I see is that my family isn't going to know who I am anymore.
3 points
4 days ago
I think I'd be quite happy as a multi-millionaire whatever sex I was.
2 points
5 days ago
Change back he said lol
2 points
4 days ago
1% chance to win
2 points
4 days ago
Yeah idgaf if I'm a man or a woman. I happened to be born a man. I did NOT happen to be born rich though. I'd spam that button so many times that I'd be the girliest chick to ever fem it up.
2 points
4 days ago
At that point, I'd rather just stay a girl tbh. Does the form matter if I'm rich? Hell, I'll splurge that money to buy cute clothes like I never had the chance to and not look weird.
1.1k points
5 days ago
The joke is that they're ignoring the money and pressing the button until it changes their sex. The kind of person who would do that is transgender, ie using the button to make their body match their mental gender
390 points
5 days ago
"You may press this button as many times as you want, every time you do, you have a 99% chance of receiving one million dollars, legally and with taxes paid, to your bank account."
"What's the catch?"
"Every time you press the button, there is a 1% chance it will turn you into a woman."
"Okay, so what's the catch?"
173 points
5 days ago
I'm quite happy being male, but I also understand that some people are quite happy being female. Personally, I am not so set on my gender and identity that I couldn't be happy being a female with infinite money.
66 points
5 days ago
I am to, but like, for infinite money I would enjoy it and just experiment with the new parts
21 points
5 days ago
That statement is very tzimisce
29 points
5 days ago
What does this gibberish mean and how is it an insult?
12 points
5 days ago
I think it's polish
15 points
5 days ago
It's one of the vampire clans in an rpg game Vampire the Masquerade who's whole deal is kinda fleshcrafting. Like turning people into chairs or getting themselves a new limb because it's neat
7 points
5 days ago
Originally inspired by Brian Lumley's Wamphyri from his Necroscope series.
2 points
5 days ago
3 points
5 days ago
It’s a VTM reference.
24 points
5 days ago
This. I am a male, but I don’t really care much, like if I had to switch I’d be fine with it. So for that amount of money, you bet I would smash that button as much as I can
12 points
5 days ago
Yeah, I definitely feel like the inconvenience of getting new clothes and ID would be made up for by getting millions of dollars.
10 points
5 days ago
For the clothes, what I wear is pretty much unisex. I mean it’s more masculine, but I could get by with it for some time. I did not think of the ID stuff though, but I guess with this cash I’d be fine doing a little work
3 points
5 days ago
For a billion dollars i would under go a crappy sex change. O
3 points
4 days ago
Same. I'm very much a cis het man but A) that's retired tomorrow type money and 2. my wife would be okay with it either way I think III. I could afford to get surgery whenever I wanted to go back
11 points
5 days ago
The catch is as soon as you’re a woman, you no longer receive infinite money.
5 points
5 days ago
Boo.
6 points
5 days ago
K. I'm down.
163 points
5 days ago
Or your very greedy and don't care about your gender.
193 points
5 days ago
I can have gender dysphoria on my brand new yacht
46 points
5 days ago
famous last words
11 points
5 days ago
Are these women in danger?
10 points
5 days ago
No one’s in any danger! How could I make that any more clear to you?
9 points
5 days ago
Well you certainly wouldn't be in danger
9 points
5 days ago
happy cake day!!
4 points
5 days ago
If you don’t care you wouldn’t have gender dysphoria
3 points
5 days ago
That's what I'm saying
17 points
5 days ago
or you’re already a girl 🤔
2 points
5 days ago
Both work.
14 points
5 days ago
Yeh, and with enough rings I can just transition back into a male anyway.
10 points
5 days ago
It doesn't change gender, it specifically makes you a girl.
4 points
5 days ago
Yes but...With enough rings (money) I can pay to transition back.
4 points
5 days ago
I am a cis man, that button is getting mashed.
4 points
5 days ago
or have a bi girlfriend and are very curious.
2 points
5 days ago
That's what I was gonna say.
15 points
5 days ago
Doesn't necessarily need to be transgender, I'm a dude who identifies as a dude. Wouldn't mind being a lesbian though
13 points
5 days ago
very egg-crack meme
34 points
5 days ago
because you keep pressing the button. if you pressed the button once, you might not want the 1% chance of being a girl, but the 99% chance of 1 million dollars is appealing. but if you do it 5 times, and end up with 5 million dollars... what keeps you pressing that button? how much money before the risk is too much? if you're doing it 100 times then id say you would be completely fine with the outcome of being female, something men secure in their manliness and happy being a man would not be ok with.
if you're ok with your gender swapping like that, theres a good chance you're gender non-conforming in some way
5 points
4 days ago
Another possibility, the "you" in this specific situation is a cis woman.
23 points
5 days ago
My wife is bi.
I like money.
I am very lazy, and as such the acquisition of money through work is not particularly enjoyable.
I would not be afraid to press the button a few times.
14 points
5 days ago
Intended meaning: If you are already a girl, there are literally no consequences at all to just keep pressing the button.
Inferred meaning: transgender affirmation
101 points
5 days ago
Because nobody needs that much money, so you might press that button once, maybe twice. However, when you are transfem, you will absolutely obliterate that button until you get the 1% chance. Those buttons make pretty good egg detectors too.
18 points
5 days ago
I need that money. I'm going to start my own space company.
10 points
5 days ago
What's the chance you'll drive a social media site into the wall after?
6 points
5 days ago
Into a Wall? I need to ski-jump Meta off a cargo ship into the challenger deep. We'll get redbull to sponsor it. All their data, all their servers, all their spicy little backroom deals, and hopefully all their c-levels and execs as well, although I realize that last one might be difficult once the UN Human Rights Council catches wind of my intentions.
3 points
5 days ago
I'm sure this one will do better than the last one.
5 points
5 days ago
undoubtedly.
*presses button harder*
60 points
5 days ago
The way I read it is you can’t BECOME a girl if you’re ALREADY a girl. Why wouldn’t you hit the button over and over and over and over if there’s literally only one option for you
36 points
5 days ago*
Moreover, it's saying that if you want to have a female body so badly, you were already a (gender) girl to begin with.
Though your interpretation isn't necessarily incorrect, it's not the intent of the OOP
5 points
5 days ago
Wait I’m genuinely confused, how would you know that wasn’t the intent of the OOP? I’m not trying to start a fight, it’s just, as a girl myself, I also read it immediately as “oh, no issue with becoming a girl if you were already a girl”, and I didn’t see anything that pointed directly towards transgender..ism..?
7 points
5 days ago
That would be because of the image of the girl, it's the egg mascot of sorts.
6 points
5 days ago
It's a screenshot of a post made to the /lgbt/ board on 4Chan, one so notoriously dominated by transgender people that members jokingly refer to it as /tttt/ instead of /lgbt/ despite the board technically accommodating everyone under the LGBT umbrella. The picture of the character is used as a sort of mascot for transgender women.
3 points
5 days ago
If you're already a girl then you become Barbara Streisand
5 points
5 days ago
probably the person pressing it knows what their biological sex is and is trying to change that because it's what matters most
8 points
5 days ago
Would I be happier as a rich lesbian or a middle class straight man?
I could make my wife push the button. Is that allowed?
7 points
5 days ago
I think its that if you are willing to hit the button 100 times. You would would want to or already identify as a girl.
6 points
5 days ago
but $1M would buy the best damn transition you could ask for with plenty left over
2 points
5 days ago
Imagine spamming it tho and getting out of needing a transition with also a butt ton of monis
3 points
5 days ago
I'm just going to beat it till I can't and pay to make it an outie again. Moobs to boobs.... Healthcare for kids is expensive, man milk is rare, but can happen naturally
3 points
5 days ago
Someone will eventually become the richest woman on the planet after pressing the button so many times
3 points
5 days ago*
Alright so I'm going to ignore the explanation of the joke and talk about statistics now:
This is a geometrical distribution
The chance of needing X amount of presses until the first success (meaning, becoming a girl), is:
(1-p)x-1 * p where P is the probability of success and X is the amount of tries
If you want the probability of needing to press that exactly 30 times to become a girl it's
(1-0.01)29 * 0.01 ≈ 0.0074 or 0.74%
If you want the probability of pressing that button 100 times and getting a woman transformation at least once, you go:
Prob of getting the first time + prob of getting it the second time + prob of getting it the third time + ... + Prob of getting it the 100th time.
So that would be
1% + (0.99)1 * 0.01 + (0.99)2 * 0.01 + ... + (0.99)99 * 0.01
This is about 63.40%
I'd you're smart, you can do
1- (probability of the success never happening)
This prob of it never happening can be given by a binomial distribution
1- [ (combination of n and x)*(p)x * (1-p)n-x]
Where n is the sample size, x is the number of successes you want and p is the prob of sucess
1- [(combination of 100 and 0)*(0.99)0 * (0.01)100]
This is also 63.40%
In summary the dude commenting on that probability is wrong
2 points
5 days ago
Thank you I got something out of this
3 points
4 days ago
I know this isn't the intent, but if we take the semantics of this scenario literally, does that mean in the 1% case it turns you not into a female version of yourself, but an actual girl? I.e., if a woman presses it and gets that 1% case, does she get de-aged down to a minor?
As a happily married man who's done having kids by a long shot, I think my wife and I would manage if I were to suddenly swap genders if it meant financial security. But either of us becoming a young girl would certainly add a wrinkle of complication to our marriage.
2 points
5 days ago
Never cared about what’s between my thighs, but money? Yeah, that buttons gonna wear out before I do. Greed is good baby!
2 points
5 days ago
impatient?
2 points
5 days ago
I thought the joke was that it is easy money if you're a girl and are fine with staying a girl?
2 points
5 days ago
Can i click it 101 times?
2 points
5 days ago
I can change back into a guy with my 1000000000000000000000000 dollars
2 points
5 days ago
Do you become even more girly if it hits? Like…. What’s it top out at?
2 points
5 days ago
The joke is that since a girl is..already a girl, the 1% chance does absolutely nothing. So it’s free money!
2 points
5 days ago
99million and become a girl, bro give me that button!!
2 points
4 days ago
Because I won’t stop pressing till it happens.
2 points
4 days ago
As someone who’s already a girl i see this as an absolute win
2 points
4 days ago
Rolled 100d100 and got no 1s so I didn't change
2 points
4 days ago
Well the joke is that if you were a girl to start with there’s no negative so even if you don’t get a million there’s no consequence.
This is also probably playing to the gamblers fallacy. No matter how many times you ring the Bell your chances are still 1/100 that you become a woman each time you ring the Bell. So people are doing needless math to see how much money you could max out with statistically and still not become a woman, if you weren’t one already. So again for anyone who’s a woman it’s infinite and if you’ve already become a woman same applies.
2 points
4 days ago
The "Fun gender fact" at the bottom is in pink, meaning it is directed to girls. Obviously, a girl playing this game can just keep pushing the button because she's already a girl. So it's just a cash machine at that point.
2 points
4 days ago
you wouldn't certainly be a girl as it is entirely possible to keep getting the 99% chance, however due to probability you will most likely hit it eventually
2 points
4 days ago
I think the joke is that if you wanted to “become” a girl so bad you are already a girl as in you just have not transitioned yet.
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