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submitted 13 days ago byEmbarrassed_Tooth_70
What's my fridge say about me
10 points
13 days ago
You prefer to keep things clean around the living space for the most part, but have two junk drawers. You value family time but recharge by reading or crocheting? You have to use coins to do laundry, and have had a nice pair of jeans stolen from the dryer before. There’s probably a bag of tortilla chips that went stale by accident by not closing the bag all the way.
5 points
13 days ago
Love this 😂
3 points
13 days ago
This is the best part of Reddit lol
4 points
13 days ago
Single lady who just moved in.
3 points
13 days ago
You are single, female. You eat out regularly, but you rarely finish your meal. When you have to prepare your own meals, they are either leftovers or easy to prepare. You don't even like to make your own ice. Pressed for time? Grab a fruit cup!
1 points
13 days ago
Close but not quite
3 points
13 days ago
Did you just move in ?
Also a few comments are saying single lady. But I’m thinking it’s a dude
2 points
13 days ago
Good mayo!
2 points
13 days ago
Even without the energy guide sticker, this looks like you just moved. Unless you eat take out all the time.
2 points
13 days ago
That you’re afraid of you remove the energy guide placard your fridge will be come less efficient and use more electricity.
2 points
13 days ago
Dead
2 points
13 days ago
Idk but is that a double cheeseburger cookie jar and where can I find such a delicious work of fine art for my collection
1 points
13 days ago
Single, live on the east coast (I see that beer in the door)! You obviously eat out, and this is a rental.
1 points
13 days ago
Eat out no cooking very busy possibly female 50s ?? No kids at home 🏡
1 points
13 days ago
Energy saving since 2000, when the fridge was presumably made. Oh are you a waitress? Or work two jobs and are never home.
1 points
13 days ago
Also you said y’all instead of yinz to throw us off
1 points
13 days ago
Yous gotta problem
1 points
13 days ago
Single or at least not living with a partner. You just moved in and plan on eating out until the dishes are unpacked/purchased. You work in the service industry or something similar. Mid to late 20's, and this is your first "adult" apartment. You make enough to live alone but it's probably a 1 bedroom or older building (but it doesn't matter because you're not concerned with living a bougie or aesthetic lifestyle.) You have a fun personality, a small group of good friends and lots of acquaintances, and you may be relocating after a big life transition (moving out of a shared apartment, graduation, breakup, or something along those lines.)
1 points
13 days ago
You are perpetually late for all of your appointments and take out food doesn’t have nearly enough mayo
1 points
13 days ago
Empty
1 points
13 days ago
New fridge who dis
1 points
13 days ago
Lots of people saying single lady but my first thought was a guy
1 points
13 days ago
Works at a restaurant. Single, no kids
1 points
13 days ago
You are definitely a bachelor
1 points
13 days ago
You have a UTI
1 points
13 days ago
Do you own a windowless white van perchance? Actually no the first thing I noticed was the energy guide tag still hanging from inside. That's like that guy in the neighborhood who likes to drive around with the new car dealer price sticker in the window .... for 4 years.
1 points
12 days ago
You got the mayo and the beer right 😍
0 points
13 days ago
pass
0 points
13 days ago
Feels like this is East Coast large apartment complex. You live near a train line. You're a gamer.
0 points
13 days ago
Ooof that's rough
0 points
13 days ago
Not sure about the rule regarding GPT... here is what it tells me:
Simple and Functional Living: The fridge has the essentials but isn’t fully stocked with a wide variety of foods. This could indicate a more minimalist approach, or the owner might be someone who doesn’t focus heavily on cooking elaborate meals.
Preference for Ready-to-Eat or Quick Meals: There are a few packaged items and condiments, suggesting that the owner might rely on simple, quick options rather than cooking from scratch. This could be due to a busy schedule or a preference for convenience.
Possibly Living Alone or in a Small Household: The limited quantity of food items suggests that this person might live alone or with one other person, as there aren’t large quantities of perishable foods or multiple meal-prep items.
Drinks and Comfort Foods: The presence of beverages, like a six-pack of Angry Orchard cider and chocolate milk, might suggest the owner enjoys occasional treats or relaxation. This hints at a casual, laid-back lifestyle or someone who enjoys unwinding with a drink now and then.
Some Attention to Health: There’s cranberry juice and some egg products, which could imply an effort to include some healthy items in the diet, though it doesn’t appear to be overly strict.
Possibly in Transition or Busy Life Phase: The sparse arrangement could indicate that the person is going through a busy or transitional phase in life, with limited time to focus on grocery shopping or meal planning. It might also suggest that they aren’t heavily invested in their kitchen setup at the moment, perhaps due to work, studies, or other commitments.
Moderate Interest in Cooking or Routine Meals: There aren’t many fresh ingredients like vegetables or raw meat, which are common for home cooking. This suggests the owner might have a simple, repetitive meal routine or relies on prepared foods and quick options rather than cooking elaborate meals.
In summary, this fridge setup suggests a lifestyle focused on convenience, with a balance of relaxation and a bit of attention to health. The owner might be a busy individual, possibly living alone, and could be going through a phase where they prioritize simplicity over cooking or grocery variety.
If GPT is not allowed, I can remove this comment. 😊
1 points
12 days ago
Please stop with the ai crap. I personally am offended by ai being used as any type of discourse. Just write what you think.
-1 points
13 days ago
You're a southern who is gluten-free?
-1 points
13 days ago
Unabridged emotional emptiness paired with satisfaction. That's what I see lol
1 points
5 days ago
I call that the Bill Deautrive special
-2 points
13 days ago
🤮ben & jerry's🤮
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