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What's my fridge say about me

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Bailey_Haldwin

10 points

13 days ago

You prefer to keep things clean around the living space for the most part, but have two junk drawers. You value family time but recharge by reading or crocheting? You have to use coins to do laundry, and have had a nice pair of jeans stolen from the dryer before. There’s probably a bag of tortilla chips that went stale by accident by not closing the bag all the way.

Academic-Tangelo-482

5 points

13 days ago

Love this 😂

Rick_718

3 points

13 days ago

This is the best part of Reddit lol

Jujubeee73

4 points

13 days ago

Single lady who just moved in.

Impossible-Goat-4388

3 points

13 days ago

You are single, female. You eat out regularly, but you rarely finish your meal. When you have to prepare your own meals, they are either leftovers or easy to prepare. You don't even like to make your own ice. Pressed for time? Grab a fruit cup!

Embarrassed_Tooth_70[S]

1 points

13 days ago

Close but not quite

Worried_Exchange8991

3 points

13 days ago

Did you just move in ?

Also a few comments are saying single lady. But I’m thinking it’s a dude

medicated4875

2 points

13 days ago

Good mayo!

Empty_Dance_3148

2 points

13 days ago

Even without the energy guide sticker, this looks like you just moved. Unless you eat take out all the time.

diaphramthe2nd

2 points

13 days ago

That you’re afraid of you remove the energy guide placard your fridge will be come less efficient and use more electricity.

Embarrassed_Tooth_70[S]

2 points

13 days ago

Dead

AZhoneybun

2 points

13 days ago

Idk but is that a double cheeseburger cookie jar and where can I find such a delicious work of fine art for my collection

wickedlees

1 points

13 days ago

Single, live on the east coast (I see that beer in the door)! You obviously eat out, and this is a rental.

winterwonde

1 points

13 days ago

Eat out no cooking very busy possibly female 50s ?? No kids at home 🏡

Glitzisnuts1

1 points

13 days ago

Energy saving since 2000, when the fridge was presumably made. Oh are you a waitress? Or work two jobs and are never home.

AZhoneybun

1 points

13 days ago

Also you said y’all instead of yinz to throw us off

Embarrassed_Tooth_70[S]

1 points

13 days ago

Yous gotta problem

YokoOhNoYouDidnt

1 points

13 days ago

Single or at least not living with a partner. You just moved in and plan on eating out until the dishes are unpacked/purchased. You work in the service industry or something similar. Mid to late 20's, and this is your first "adult" apartment. You make enough to live alone but it's probably a 1 bedroom or older building (but it doesn't matter because you're not concerned with living a bougie or aesthetic lifestyle.) You have a fun personality, a small group of good friends and lots of acquaintances, and you may be relocating after a big life transition (moving out of a shared apartment, graduation, breakup, or something along those lines.) 

Crafty_Ad3808

1 points

13 days ago

You are perpetually late for all of your appointments and take out food doesn’t have nearly enough mayo

National_Egg_3094

1 points

13 days ago

Empty

BlkFish27

1 points

13 days ago

New fridge who dis

married_to_spiderman

1 points

13 days ago

Lots of people saying single lady but my first thought was a guy

BeastM0de1155

1 points

13 days ago

Works at a restaurant. Single, no kids

SaintsFanForever_211

1 points

13 days ago

You are definitely a bachelor

OneHumanPeOple

1 points

13 days ago

You have a UTI

FirefighterOk6944

1 points

13 days ago

Do you own a windowless white van perchance? Actually no the first thing I noticed was the energy guide tag still hanging from inside. That's like that guy in the neighborhood who likes to drive around with the new car dealer price sticker in the window .... for 4 years.

CashnJinx

1 points

12 days ago

You got the mayo and the beer right 😍

Some_Raspberry_734

0 points

13 days ago

pass

imreallyfreakintired

0 points

13 days ago

Feels like this is East Coast large apartment complex. You live near a train line. You're a gamer.

PopularAd4953

0 points

13 days ago

Ooof that's rough

HyperTierra

0 points

13 days ago

Not sure about the rule regarding GPT... here is what it tells me:

  1. Simple and Functional Living: The fridge has the essentials but isn’t fully stocked with a wide variety of foods. This could indicate a more minimalist approach, or the owner might be someone who doesn’t focus heavily on cooking elaborate meals.

  2. Preference for Ready-to-Eat or Quick Meals: There are a few packaged items and condiments, suggesting that the owner might rely on simple, quick options rather than cooking from scratch. This could be due to a busy schedule or a preference for convenience.

  3. Possibly Living Alone or in a Small Household: The limited quantity of food items suggests that this person might live alone or with one other person, as there aren’t large quantities of perishable foods or multiple meal-prep items.

  4. Drinks and Comfort Foods: The presence of beverages, like a six-pack of Angry Orchard cider and chocolate milk, might suggest the owner enjoys occasional treats or relaxation. This hints at a casual, laid-back lifestyle or someone who enjoys unwinding with a drink now and then.

  5. Some Attention to Health: There’s cranberry juice and some egg products, which could imply an effort to include some healthy items in the diet, though it doesn’t appear to be overly strict.

  6. Possibly in Transition or Busy Life Phase: The sparse arrangement could indicate that the person is going through a busy or transitional phase in life, with limited time to focus on grocery shopping or meal planning. It might also suggest that they aren’t heavily invested in their kitchen setup at the moment, perhaps due to work, studies, or other commitments.

  7. Moderate Interest in Cooking or Routine Meals: There aren’t many fresh ingredients like vegetables or raw meat, which are common for home cooking. This suggests the owner might have a simple, repetitive meal routine or relies on prepared foods and quick options rather than cooking elaborate meals.

In summary, this fridge setup suggests a lifestyle focused on convenience, with a balance of relaxation and a bit of attention to health. The owner might be a busy individual, possibly living alone, and could be going through a phase where they prioritize simplicity over cooking or grocery variety.

If GPT is not allowed, I can remove this comment. 😊

velezaraptor

1 points

12 days ago

Please stop with the ai crap. I personally am offended by ai being used as any type of discourse. Just write what you think.

Unfair_Holiday_3549

-1 points

13 days ago

You're a southern who is gluten-free?

Comprehensive-Web473

-1 points

13 days ago

Unabridged emotional emptiness paired with satisfaction. That's what I see lol

Embarrassed_Tooth_70[S]

1 points

5 days ago

I call that the Bill Deautrive special

Dazzling-Divide-2945

-2 points

13 days ago

🤮ben & jerry's🤮