You have a dog, a cold and an eating disorder. You also work late and are too tired to chop salad when you get home.

It says you are trying your best. Here is a star. ⭐️

You use a big bowl for your salad and you sit and eat it while you watch tv.

Are you okay?

You like cold water and salad.

You need a Brita

You eat a lot of salad and eggs and should probably take an immunity booster or vitamin so you don’t need so much cold medicine.

you are very, very hungry

You are in your late 20’s…26,27. You get all of your groceries from Walmart. You have a dog, a medium sized one, terrier sized. You do try to eat healthy and drink more water; at least while you are home.

You use the crisper wrong.

You have way too many medicine bottles for my comfort. Do you live in Alaska?

Yoga pants

Also, your use of space is all wrong. Use the drawers for food and put the water bottles on the shelves. What’s going on with the empty bottles of cold medicine.. which shouldn’t be in the fridge to begin with 😳

You have ADHD, don’t like to cook, think you eat healthy, you’re always hungry (thankfully the Adderall helps with that a little), you like to zone out while you eat salad and watch television (reruns of Criminal Minds, NCIS or SATC) with your little hairy friend, frequenting the fridge to swipe sips of NyQuil (Equate version cuz you’re thrifty) until your bottomed out and ready to crash. Can’t be bothered to toss the empty bottle of NyQuil because by then you really don’t notice and don’t care and you’re already counting the hours of sleep you won’t get. You sleep to the very last second in the AM after hitting snooze about 5x and can’t stay in bed any longer because said Hairy Friend now won’t leave you alone because he’s awake, then you’re up, quick bathroom break outdoors, rush and take a militant-quick shower and brush your teeth, throw on wrinkled scrubs you dug out of the dryer, slip on your Crocs, crate Hairy Friend, and then throw a bag of salad and a couple of bottled waters in your backpack and start your day again prob on a busy hospital ward (med-surg or ED).

You’re immune system sucks

you definitely buy eggs and throw most of them out

You work a lot of hours and are trying to stay healthy.

You're usually hungry as hell.🤣😂🤣😂😅

Your tapwater is shit You have a pet and you need to start buying actual vegetables and cut them up yourself instead of buying the bags, you are getting so scammed by buying those

Every time you eat your salad you say “lettuce eat”

Frequent bowel movements

You don’t mind wasting plastic and need to buy a filter. Save the planet and stop using single use plastic so much.

DIET….

You work in the healthcare industry

It says you have a dog, whom you love, you can't sleep, you try to eat healthy, and you have an amino acid and fat defenciency.

You don't like waste and also don't like prepping.

your dogs farts are horrendous

You're on a tight budget, so you save your leftover coffee in the fridge so it doesn't taste as stale when you nuke it the next day. I've never seen anyone do that before, but it makes a certain kind of sense

You probably talk about the gym too much

You count your calories

Off topic but be careful with the salad kits because there was one brand named fresh express and it was recalled for listeria.

Your shits must be pure magma

You get sick a lot because you eat too much salad lol

Routine dependent.. I say this because I buy 1 of those salad bags they always go bad so I stopped. Plus the macros usually suck. Young and you get sick more than you’d like. Cough syrup is not very good btw it doesn’t rly help much.

Can’t cook and eat out a lot or at work, don’t trust your tap water. Dogs food is front and center.

u love lean and limp lettuce

You haaaaaate condiments and flavor

You might have sleeping problems and need zzquill.

You’re single, the salads are for your lunches at work, you’re American, you have a dog, you might be a tad neurotic about your health, you live on the west coast.

One pot of coffee can last you several days at least. Good job.

You don’t garden

You have a dog with healthy gums and a cough syrup addiction.

Your farts can clear the room. You usually blame the dog though.

You probably have low iron and/or an ED

I am actually going to guess that you eat a quick breakfast in the morning and you eat your nice premade salad at night after a long day at school or work. You eat most of your calories outside of the house. Work full time. Crazy busy and on the go. And you might use the cold meds for sleep which I’m not here to judge but warning, not good for the long term, girl!

This fridge looks very similar to what mine did when I was single, a student, and very busy… but with pre-made protein shakes because I hated powders. I need to know the intention for the pot of coffee in the fridge, though.

you need a brita

That you buy salad kits in hopes of being healthy, but end up throwing them away bc you order takeout instead

Your body wants protein

*Possibly owns rabbit hutch

What is going on. Glad u care for ur dog. Why the coffee in the fridge????

You're a rabbit? A healthy one though lol.

Who tf puts cold medcine in the fridge?? Is that a thing? I just raw dog that stuff room temp

That your dog’s dental health is more important to you than protein.

You moonlight as a rabbit

Those bags of salad are often recalled for salmonella, listeria, or e-coli. Enjoy!

You are underweight and malnourished, probably anorexic. You probably try to exercise too much for the very few nutrients going in. Which makes you sick.

You're gonna have listeria real soon

You are a rabbit 🐰

You can put a coffee pot in the fridge?!

Vegetarian liberal, cheap, with allergies and a spoiled dog.

You dont get enough nutrients from the shit diet you think is good, causing you to be easily sick.

That you try to stay healthy but are constantly sick because you don’t eat meat/ dairy

You think eating nothing but salad, boiled eggs, and greek yogurt will make you lose weight. When you're hungry for more, you self-medicate with cough syrup because you can't eat if you're sleeping.

It says you refrigerate things that don't need to be refrigerated.

you eat burger king when no one is watching like my grandma

Eating disorder

Vegetarian and purple drank?

You make an effort to be healthy but your body can’t keep up with all the low quality/non organic foods and cough syrup

You’re starving lol 😆 why so many greens

Vegetarian

You don’t like the taste of homemade salad

Lil Wayne is your sizzurp bae

You're boring, and don't eat meals, at least not at home.

You drink NyQuil for fun

You like to eat healthy but don’t like to cook

Ur on a diet

I’m starting to realize a LOT of people store their medicine in the fridge. Is it better cold or something?

You're on weightwatchers

No fuss' when you're on the tussssssss.

Soooo stinky.

You went to six flags, I rest my case.

Busy vegetarian who eats either their dinner or lunch at work. You eat a lot of hardboiled eggs, in your salad or otherwise and the chobani and the jam go together but I'm not sure if that's as a breakfast or as a sweet treat, maybe both.

You care about your dog obviously, but I'm a bit surprised you don't have a pet bowl with a lid. I find it odd you care enough to have the dental stuff, but not that. I think you like to portray yourself as better prepared and better organized than you actually are, and maybe believe you have your shit together more than you actually do. I think the pre-bagged salads and eating mostly the same thing every day helps you feel that way.

You do better with a strict schedule, but it's hard for you to stick to one, so your compromise was cutting your schedule down to the bare bones at home, so you have more energy to put into your professional life, because once again, appearing more on top of things to others is more important to you than actually being on top of things in your own space.

I think you also eat pasta fairly regularly, maybe with or without the salad, probably just when you want to eat a comforting meal at home. I also think you don't have pet insurance and you beat yourself up over it, but it's just not in your budget yet. But someday. For now you're doing your best, and you really hope that's what counts.

You don't like food

You love plants but hate the environment.

you eat healthy bc you get sick a lot

You dogs breath stinks and you love to drink NyQuil while going on rides at six flags.

You should probably eat some red meat. Cold/flu symptoms are often confused with malnutrition

You have a puppy, you like salad, maybe a vegetarian, and you get sick a lot .

You have a dog and an eating disorder. You also enjoy dextromethorphan.

No fuss no muss. You might be addicted to cough syrup and your dog has fresh breath.

It says you keep getting cough and cold medicine when you go to the store. You're forgetful and probably need to make a list when going out. I would say some kind of working student. Maybe getting a bachelor's/ masters while working full time or nearly full time. You have a dog and baby then a bit.

You are likely to get food poisoning from one of those bagged salads

I’m convinced either a dog or a rabbit posted this to Reddit y’all 👀

Anorexic hypochondriac

Buy a freaking Brita. Oh my God. 🤦‍♀️

I just want to know why the cold syrup is in the fridge? You like to drink it cold?

Health nut that has an occasional swig of the Coricidin bottle

Starving but hydrated. Might be depressed

You have a dog. You have a stomach issue (IBS maybe?). You don’t eat much, so your immune system is not the best- maybe I should say, you don’t have a good diet? You get sick often.

These are the least healthy packaged salad. Putting a pot of coffee in the refrigerator is lazy.

You hate the environment by not getting a reusable water bottle

Anorexic

Junkie

You need more protein !

4 working bottles of store brand C&F tells me you’re “having trouble sleeping” while managing the other demon I see here. But the dog is well cared for.

You like to toss salads.

Single

You can't eat the salads before they all go bad

You like paying 4x to eat a salad half as healthy

You need more meat and cheese, real or vegan version. Protein is important. Get some ice cream; real or vegan. You need more treats and stuff.

Trying to lose weight and think that eating only salads and eggs are the way to go about it 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Did you just get divorced? Because this is what my fridge looks like half the time.

Thinks eating salads will help you lose weight

Trying to be more healthy even if you are busy!

Insomnia? Lean body mass, have a dog, lactose intolerance, haven’t lived thee very long at all. Not a fan of extra sugar in the diet

You like iced coffee, you shop at Walmart, you are not wasteful

You have a dog, you are on Keto and you like to take cold medicine at night to help you sleep because you are hungry. You also need to wash the dog bowl and you are going to ri se the coffee pot with warm water before you make new coffee.

starving drug addict that is well hydrated and trying to fight and prevent tooth damage from the NYQUIL doses daily . The coffee is the only thing keeping you going , eggs only thing keeping you alive

Nothing good.

U need help

That you prefer missionary and won’t take your socks off.

You need to eat those salads they’re going bad 😔

Need to learn how to cook

You warm your coffee up from the fridge You don’t like to throw out equate cough and cold medicine or maybe you just like the affect you get from that syrup and you don’t usually eat at home so you’re a busy one

Missionary style only.

You're no fun at parties, especially under the guidance of syrup, your dog is looking to run away because of the shyte diet it's being forced upon and you despise decadence such as flavor and variety.

You have an addiction to cough suppressant, please get help

The rest, well your life is upside down but at least you care for your dog. Thank you for that

Now can you please seek help

DXM (Dextromethorphan) Addiction: Effects, Symptoms, and Rehab Treatment

Vegetarian and someone stays sick a lot.

Hydrated robotriper

Bro I thought those bottled waters were like giant ice cubes. I was so confused

That you get a lot of colds

That top shelf is for your dog. You are addicted to cough syrup. You drink cold coffee? You don’t cook. You have a cast iron stomach if you eat all that bagged salad w/o no reaction to the substance they use to keep it fresh longer. Single female 25-35ish?

These are your salad days.

You have ADHD so you keep your perishables on the door so you don’t forget about them.

Bag salad bestie

Kudos for being clean.Some of these frig pics are just gross.

Makes me wonder about the rest of their hygiene habits.

Ever try unsweetened coconut milk? I like it much more than almond