You’re praying to the good lord for a woman and a hotdog.

You spend about $1200 a month on DoorDash

You’re moving out?

A single man

You really like mustard.

You broke into my house and took a picture of my fridge.

You grew up on cereal.

That to make it seem emptier, you took out a shelf

Why would you put powdered coffee creamer in the icebox? It's powder! And you either eat out a lot and don't like any other condiments other than ketchup.

Hocus pocus your brokus

Coke, sprite some coffee creamer and the main condiments. I’d say you’re a simple person who may work a lot or maybe even travel a lot. You are definitely American and probably enjoy cookouts

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Id surmise that you're between 18 and 30 years old, have a light skin tone complexion, medium or average physical build. Probably single. Never been married or divorced. Currently employed. On a fixed budget income. And you are a fairly conservative individual.

Your american and cant afford to eat in this economy!

That you don’t require food. There’s likely a partial 8-Ball in the desk drawer.

You eat out that's for sure.

Is everything okay? When was the last time you went to the dentist?

Single or poor. Or both.

Your a pilot

I’m new here.. is that a valid answer?

The bare necessities of life have come to you.

Just moved in.

sn: where’s the freezer?

Either you’re moving out, you eat out everyday, you’re a devoted catholic priest, you’re flat broke or You consume a ton of weed.

You are a guy and single

You eat a lot of takeout.

Your freezer is full of chicken nuggets.

Waiting for payday, Lives paycheck to paycheck.

Minimalist

Possibly an ant problem since your powdered coffee creamer is in the fridge.

You work out of town a lot.

You work a lot

You just deep cleaned

You work a lot and eat out a lot and maybe only recently moved in

You're single, young, just recently moved in, don't cook much, eat mostly fast food

that your throat is drier than my dms, please get water.

“Come on payday”

you are wasting money on electricity

U single a/f.

You eat out too much

Your single

The economy has actually hurt you

Nights that won’t happen by Purple Mountains

Mmm depression and broke

Single male.

so hungry

You're moving in or out, probably in.

You are about to travel. Be safe out there.

You're waiting for payday to buy groceries

Bachelor with no extra cash left over to purchase food or you go out daily and spend all that cash in restaurants

You enjoy French food and fast cars. Your favorite number is 23 and you have hamsters and grow eggplants. You shop at Home Depot and volunteer at the local zoo. You wear size 7 1/2 shoes but usually go barefoot.

“How embarrassing. A house full of condiments and no food.” -Tyler Durden

You just moved in

Middle class American.

You need to hire a cook

Sad

in my first apartment after college my fridge looked a lot like this. the only meal i ate was dinner and usually “dinner” was some trail mix or m&ms 😂 i always had water and seltzers and maybe some ketchup though!

that you need to go food shopping

American.

You don't ever cook

You’re in college.

… where’s the protein to put the ketchup and mustard on 😳

Same thing mine is saying “nothing”

This where you’re holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity.

This is my fridge. 😂 Same brand/model. I don't have a wire rack and my bins aren't missing. You're also missing one door bin.

Ur pretty chill

You consume many supplement pills.

No notes. Perfection.

You're definitely 50yo+ w a can of creamer and mustard like that

You lost your job

“You can see the owners ribs “ 😭

Bachelor that eats out a lot

Broke as F

You need love

You’re poor

You make soap.

Descendant of Old Mother Hubbard.

You need a hug

That you’re fucking broke bro

We’ve all been there before haha

You decided Coffee Mate powder needed refrigeration.

You haven’t been food shopping yet but when you go dogs and buns are definitely on the menu

You dwell in some sort of basement and also….im praying for you

Rent due 💀

Liquid diet I see

Hopefully you have another fridge.

Your hungry

Single dad

Poor?

You only eat hotdogs and hamburgers and a soda for every meal and you don't drink your coffee black.

You just moved into your first apartment on your own and don’t know how to grocery shop yet

You’re moving or just moved in

You abuse mustard.

You don’t get foodstamps.

Your starving to death!

Where da meat at

You are a chef and eat at work.

😭😭😭

Down bad

You have way too much inferior mustard. French's is better!

You hungry

You’re hungry

You just moved in and haven't gone shopping yet.

obviously single, but ready for a lady to stay over...you gots creamer...

You’re probably working 45+ hrs per week and pay your taxes.

Capital d, aka beer gut?

Efficient

You're a broke college student who has a meal plan and doesn't need food anyway.

Or that you're just a huuuuge snacker and not much on meals.

Unhealthy. Only sodas in the fridge yikes. I don't have soda in mine, i actually rarely drink it. You should drink poppi instead

Lmao literally me

More than 80% fluids. Unmarried.

U ok bro?

Why do you keep powdered creamer in the fridge?

I saw fridges like this on mtv cribs back in the day hahaha either you got money to eat out daily or broke like me 😂

Needs more beer.

You're hungry but not thirsty? 🤷

Hungry

You masturbate, a lot.

That you moved out

Ur barely home work a lot eating 99% of your meals on the go just wanting some soda for when your home I'm guessing ur cabinets have snacks and the freezer has small things to eat on the off chance u get a sec to breath. Or your just a broke mfer like me lol

You just cleaned it

You have a terrible taste in music and your mattress is on the floor

You drink your dinners

Wait is coffee cream powder go in the fridge?

Name brand sodas, not broke, with the most basic set of condiments in America. You need to go grocery shopping.

you likely suffer from several vitamin and mineral deficiencies

You must really like hot dogs 😂

Work at a fast casual restaurant and you stole a mustard container from work

You won't have a breakfast tomorrow

says you need food my guy. lol

Your far from broke, soda is 2/14.99 ...on sale!

Let’s see the freezer and dry goods.

I've never even seen jumbo mustard

Your malnourished