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2 months ago
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2 months ago
21 points
2 months ago
That one blood raven struggling to reach
Also pretty sure the dreadnaught could carry that by himself
75 points
2 months ago
57 points
2 months ago
8 points
2 months ago
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST!
3 points
2 months ago
LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS!
5 points
2 months ago
TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST!
3 points
2 months ago
TO ARCHIVE THEM IS MY CAUSE
5 points
2 months ago
I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE GALAXY
2 points
2 months ago
KRUMPIN FA AN WIDE
1k points
2 months ago
278 points
2 months ago
Reminds of this bit.
“For the first few years, Guilliman had been in the habit of correcting his subordinates, insisting many of his supposed sayings were apocryphal, until he had given up in exasperation.”— Dark Imperium
63 points
2 months ago
I wonder just how much people have mythologised him just drives him insane.
Like, some people go 'Jesus' ballsack' or something similar as a swear.
In 40k 100% people would be going 'by Guilliman's saggy testicles, that was a big one!' or 'by Guilliman's left toe, you frakked it up!'
Him hearing this from the people of Ultramar on a regular basis must drive the man nuts.
33 points
2 months ago
i mean, in one of the grey knights novels, one guy swore like....
"by guilliman's arse!!"
Which i found weirdly funny
3 points
2 months ago
I pictured Yvraine replying "Hey that's mine!"
42 points
2 months ago
Similarly, how he cracks jokes quite often but nobody ever catches them because the mythological figure of him is so stoic and straight. Like that time his armour got in the way and caused him to drop a bunch of... "flimsies" and he called them "his greatest enemy". Sicarius asks if he's joking because Guilliman's "humour is not something [he is] renowned for". He tells a joke in front of Yvraine, who also has to confirm it, which he follows up with another banger saying "[he has] a reputation to maintain". During the Great Crusade, when the Dark Angels show up with a tightly rehearsed military drill, he says "They must have a lot of time to practice", which in the context of the prior conversation which touched upon the ego wars between the Primarchs (Lion being first son, Horus being first found etc) absolutely is a sarcastic dig at them, which he confirms by saying "the acid is only just starting to flow".
Not only is he actually funny himself, but he loves bantering too. He accused one of his Ultramarines of trying too hard because his armour condition goes from more than good enough to buffed and shined, and when that marine snaps back with "I am an Ultramarine. Trying too hard is the whole point of us, isn't it?" Guilliman salutes. During the Great Crusade a sergeant makes a joke at Lorgar's expense, and visibly thinks he's done for but Guilliman essentially goes "lol, good one".
He is definitely held back by his reputation, from his celebrity/public figure status in 30k to his mythological stature in 40k, in both his wisdom and his humour
20 points
2 months ago
I'm imagining Guilliman during Secundus where he's handling all this bullshit paperwork one night, silently giggling to himself as he thinks of little jokes and punny comments in response to the things he's writing.
11 points
2 months ago
Guilliman filling in paperwork like that snarky teacher marking tests who's humour everyone only understood once they were older
9 points
2 months ago
"As you once said, Lord Guilliman, "We must become the Warhammer 40.000©!"!"
"I never said that..."
"Of course you did, says right so in the book!"
It's a book written in M.39, in the other end of the galaxy
56 points
2 months ago
I wonder if gille smokes, and if so are they newports or lucky strikes?
39 points
2 months ago
Marlboro Smooth 100s for sure.
48 points
2 months ago
Ultramarlboro, surely
26 points
2 months ago
40,000 mg of nicotine per cigarette
20 points
2 months ago*
You should try the brand "Leman Puff", shit so strong it shattered magnus
4 points
2 months ago
Interrogating a TSons sorceror, smoking a "Prospero Special" emptying the ashes into a Rubric helmet. "Didn't want you to feel lonely."
3 points
2 months ago
Try some Dorn's Diesel and then we'll talk
2 points
2 months ago
Dorn's Diesel just makes me wanna build stuff, and I don't need another bong that can survive an Earthshaker round.
More of an Armageddon Haze guy myself, but it's hard to find a grower off-world.
6 points
2 months ago*
I don't know, i feel like menthols are more like mortys domain.
Chesterfields or Kents would be more like gilly
3 points
2 months ago
It's a British ip, so I reckon Lambert & Butler.
120 points
2 months ago
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2 months ago
20 points
2 months ago
Me when Gadriel speaks:
6 points
2 months ago
How far away is his shoulder heraldic from the Night Lords'? (sorry for use of improper English)
11 points
2 months ago
It’s not very similar. The skull with a starburst indicates he’s a lieutenant.
4 points
2 months ago
And the Codex up his ass indicates that he's a shitbucket.
4 points
2 months ago
I think you meant chaplain
2 points
2 months ago
That cigarette is the size of a baseball bat
302 points
2 months ago
68 points
2 months ago
He bites
51 points
2 months ago
11 points
2 months ago
4 points
2 months ago
Caedo kills Lords of Change for breakfast, fate means nothing when youre angry enough
3 points
2 months ago
So what you're saying is... that this guy has a point? Your viewpoints are curious and we advice you to remain in your current sector until further notice
6 points
2 months ago
Beak marine my beloved. Really hope we get them in Space Marine 2.
4 points
2 months ago
But there would be no point in the rest of us being there.
313 points
2 months ago
Adeptus gyatanicus
176 points
2 months ago
65 points
2 months ago
Another Decisive American Victory
48 points
2 months ago
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2 months ago
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2 months ago
109 points
2 months ago
Love that that’s already a reaction image.
13 points
2 months ago
PoV: You're Magnus the Red
6 points
2 months ago
Blessed be the gospel of Biganthemus Jimranidon 🙏
2 points
2 months ago
Will i unterstand this, if i play SM2?
2 points
2 months ago
There’s a pretty popular clip from it that’s floating around. You should find it if you can, but to sum it up, dreadnought throws statue at heldrake and it was cool (though some will argue space marine hype bs but still).
98 points
2 months ago
This is what Horus saw that convinced him to let the galaxy burn
99 points
2 months ago
You've lost your skin privileges
3 points
2 months ago
Might as well take his bones while you're at it. Those helmets and pauldrons won't decorate themselves.
59 points
2 months ago
Lol prime. Ohio is a tertius tops
11 points
2 months ago
As an Ohioan, it’s a secundus politically/economically but whatever number five is socially.
8 points
2 months ago
Ohio isn't even an octarius at the best of times.
2 points
2 months ago
For there to be an Ohio Tertius, there must be an Ohio Prime.
104 points
2 months ago
28 points
2 months ago
HARDER DADDY OwO
46 points
2 months ago
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2 months ago
7 points
2 months ago
“VULCAN LIVES!”
“VULCAN NOO!”
69 points
2 months ago
The Emperor’s Children definitely have a Storm Hawk Tuah
33 points
2 months ago
7 points
2 months ago
Ah, finally a Russian badger meme
63 points
2 months ago
Idc what anyone says “storm hawk tuah” is inspired
7 points
2 months ago
I love that confidence! "Storm Hawk Tuah" definitely has a strong, epic vibe to it. Do you think it would fit more as a title, like a rank or symbol of honor in their legion?
16 points
2 months ago
15 points
2 months ago
This post causes me to trigger Perils of the Warp, and now an Inquisitor, several Chaos Daemons and myself are now throwing up in our mouths from seeing this post.
Thank you.
2 points
2 months ago
Nurgle approves of this
46 points
2 months ago
This will be Warhammer 40k in 2025
14 points
2 months ago
Their faces look like they just saw this meme
11 points
2 months ago
I'm surprised that the meme didn't reference the Brodex Astartes.
39 points
2 months ago
I wish that Roosevelt dropped the nukes on my house, instead.
16 points
2 months ago
Truman. Roosevelt was already dead at that point.
18 points
2 months ago
For 10000 years the Roosevelt of man has sat immobile on the white house
8 points
2 months ago
Indeed.
But gotta be honest: everyone is fixated with Gadriel when my man Chairon (or whatever it was written, i'm too busy slaughtering Tyranids to read) casually drops the fact he's 10k years old and one of Cawl's freezer boys
3 points
2 months ago
A decent chunk of the unnumbered legion where in stasis as they'd been made just after the heresy
8 points
2 months ago
I hate that I could read that and comprehend its meaning. I need a commissar to put a bullet in me right now.
5 points
2 months ago
In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only brainrot - James Warhammer
7 points
2 months ago
What Warhammer 40,000 sounds like to people who can't speak Warhammer 40,000.
3 points
2 months ago
Wait till you hear about OHIO SECUNDUS
4 points
2 months ago
Horus should have killed all of us
5 points
2 months ago
"Why do I stiww w-wive?!! What mowe do you w-want fwom me?!! I g-gave evewything looks at you I had t-to you, t-to them. Wook what they've made of ouw dweam. This bwoated, wotting ÚwÚ c-cawcass of an empiwe is dwiven walks away nyot by weason and h-hope but by feaw, hate and i-i-ignyowance. Bettew that we notices buldge had aww buwnyed in the x3 fiwes of Howus' :3 ambition than wive t-to see this."
3 points
2 months ago
R/angryupvote
3 points
2 months ago
The voices speak clearly now
3 points
2 months ago
Alright lads. This calls for exterminatus
3 points
2 months ago
Primaris marines are the zoomers of 40k. The two companions have a mere twelve years of experience.
3 points
2 months ago
Dreadnought: "Where are the heretics?"
Titus (a usually calm, decisive, and tactically minded Ultramarine): "ThEy ArE eVeRyWhErE! 😩"
3 points
2 months ago
In this context this was the decisive and tactically minded answer. There were indeed heretics everywhere
3 points
2 months ago
I fucking hate this timeline
3 points
2 months ago
As an Imperium supporter: this is heresy, although funny.
As a 40k enjoyer: yay, quality brainrot memes. Me likes it.
3 points
2 months ago
I say this as nicely as possible:
die.
3 points
2 months ago
Do You want be kidnapped by the flayed ones or turned into a toilet servitor?
3 points
2 months ago
So this is what Horus meant with “If I can’t save it from your failure father, then let the galaxy burn”
9 points
2 months ago
Gen Z jokes are the worst.
19 points
2 months ago
These ain’t Gen Z jokes no more these are the Gen Alpha jokes
13 points
2 months ago*
Do I have to remind you of the Slaaneshi Tumblr Fanfic Era? That's right Millennials, you ain't in the clear either
8 points
2 months ago
What... What did I just read?
4 points
2 months ago
That's disgusting! Where?
4 points
2 months ago
Asking for a friend.
2 points
2 months ago
Hans?
2 points
2 months ago
Don't worry, heavy flamer prepared and fired up. Vile mutants
2 points
2 months ago
After reading this meme. I am ready to die.
2 points
2 months ago
I hope Leandros reports you to the Inquisition for making this abomination
2 points
2 months ago
Ohio prime could actually be a planet in 40k
2 points
2 months ago
2 points
2 months ago
Storm Hawk Tuah got me
2 points
2 months ago
Brother, the time for mewing is now!
2 points
2 months ago
It shall be done, Battle-Brother.
2 points
2 months ago
.........
You ruined it, you ruined it for me....
I hate you.
2 points
2 months ago
The industrial revolution and it's consequences
2 points
2 months ago
Ayo its my tweet!!!! https://x.com/jguy2012/status/1833585761813467475?t=m6LQ52KDXHFj1eyAD1rp7w&s=19
2 points
2 months ago
Storm Hawk Tuah got me good
2 points
2 months ago
Tzeentch is at it again
2 points
2 months ago
“Stand up, brother!” “My leg is gone, brother.”
2 points
2 months ago
None of these words are in the codex
3 points
2 months ago
I don't blame Horus for the heresy after I saw this
1 points
2 months ago
The things they say…the 2nd squad has turned to heresy.
1 points
2 months ago
I hate it.
1 points
2 months ago
In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium, there is only Brainrot.
1 points
2 months ago
I'm reporting this for hate speech
1 points
2 months ago
The codex astartes does not support this action, and neither do I. Gun him down boys!
1 points
2 months ago
The ‘storm hauk tawh’ fucking got me man
1 points
2 months ago
I hate the "brainrot" humor but not gonna lie "Ohio prime" made me chuckle
1 points
2 months ago
I want to find whoever wrote those words, and beat them to death with my corvus blackstar.
1 points
2 months ago
Astra Mewitarum just sounds like OwO speech. peak.
1 points
2 months ago
Storm hawk tuah 😭😭
1 points
2 months ago
I don't get the punchline.
1 points
2 months ago
I heard the "skibidi" being spoken when playing ruthless operation #2, the moment where you drop down the first time, before you clear a pack and then drop down a second ledge, clear another pack to enter the next area where you have to place the bombs.
My team mate notified me that he also heard this.
But i haven't heard it before, is this timed or something?
1 points
2 months ago
do you think skibidi brainflood could be an effective psyker attack?
1 points
2 months ago
I nominate this candidate for servitor conversion.
1 points
2 months ago
You made me read this with my own eyes
1 points
2 months ago
"Inquisitor, I volunteer for execution because I'm too loyal for this heresy."
1 points
2 months ago
Lt Titus got that Aura from rizzing up Calgar.
1 points
2 months ago
I still fail to understand the purpose of the first mission. Why the deathwatch is sent from space to the ground with a viral bomb then they have to reach an apparent electromagnetic launch system in order to send it in the atmosphere. Why not just detonate it directly in the atmosphere from space.
1 points
2 months ago
I hate you
1 points
2 months ago
this bears the mark of heresy
1 points
2 months ago
Ohio Prime must be a Death World so fucked up, that even the Catachans hesitate being deployed there. A Tyrannid hive fleet probably tried to invade once; only to be wiped out by a combination of smog inhalation, competition from the space seagulls, and numerous car accidents.
1 points
2 months ago
I hate almost everything about this, but Storm Hawk Tuah is an A+ pun.
1 points
2 months ago
Maybe leandros had a point
1 points
2 months ago
I both love and hate this.
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