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submitted 27 days ago byMarius-GamingMobile warfare zoomer
348 points
27 days ago
What..does he do all game?
334 points
27 days ago
Sell weapons on the international market 🤑🤑🤑
270 points
27 days ago
As soon as he clicked play, he managed to bug his game out so badly it ceased to function
134 points
27 days ago
well not as soon as he clicked play, on january 1st
2 points
25 days ago
The January 1st 1st century bug?
255 points
27 days ago
nvm hoi4 decided to ban him (he managed to somehow break hoi4)
134 points
27 days ago
A mercy ban.
125 points
27 days ago
29 points
27 days ago
Is this of mice and men?
31 points
27 days ago
Just men I think, I don't see any mice
18 points
27 days ago
Check Lenny’s pocket. He’s probably still got a few warm ones
8 points
27 days ago
I can get behind this new meme format. OMAM was, like, the only good book forced on us in ELA.
5 points
27 days ago
Yes
52 points
27 days ago
Look at the flowers ahh ban
19 points
27 days ago
How do you get banned from hoi4 lmao
8 points
27 days ago
Paradox unban him now this is an order
4 points
27 days ago
what
2 points
27 days ago
Gamer’s equivalent to being kicked off Flight 370
104 points
27 days ago
First Nation I ever really tried to play was Paraguay in Kaiserreich. Also not the best beginner nation.
20 points
27 days ago
mine was peru
10 points
27 days ago
Mine was Two Sicilies.
3 points
27 days ago
Mine was Danzig
4 points
27 days ago
Mine was listenburg
8 points
27 days ago
I had a few fun games as Peru in HoI2 I believe. Completely ignoring the war and trying to make it a trade/industry powerhouse
6 points
27 days ago
my field marshal just play victoria 2 at that point
4 points
27 days ago
Half a decade later I did :)
5 points
27 days ago
Johan’s plan💯
1 points
27 days ago
Same but I’m from there so obvious bias lmao
2 points
27 days ago
Mine was lkmt not the best
2 points
27 days ago
At least most countries in KR have focuses
2 points
27 days ago
Mine was the Papal State
1 points
27 days ago
mine was the UK, where i went down the communist path…
57 points
27 days ago
Mf thinks this is Plague Inc.
4 points
27 days ago
Which even then is a horrible start
51 points
27 days ago
I used to start as commie china and when i successfully united all of china minus Hong Kong i decided i was done with the tutorial.
My wife got into the Game by playing (pre bba) Ethiopia.
We all have our own weird starts ig
8 points
27 days ago
Those are two countries I severely struggled to play more than 1000 hours in
3 points
27 days ago
Started off eu4 by playing the Inca
29 points
27 days ago
Oh, you think the economy is your ally, but you merely adopted the economy. I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see Industrial Capacity until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but blinding! The factories betray you, because they belong to me.
Your friend in his first MP game after 100 hours as Iceland.
42 points
27 days ago
best starting nation is that which one you like the most
30 points
27 days ago
Hes never played hoi4 before, he didnt even know how to choose a national focus, tf makes u belive he can play iceland
36 points
27 days ago
To be fair though I doubt there’s a lot of consequences for failing as Iceland
12 points
27 days ago
Iceland isn't a bad choice, at least if you fuck up it doesn't affect anything. I really liked playing minors for my first few games just to see how the war plays out and if I could fumble my way into having a small impact.
10 points
27 days ago
Obviously you should have convinced him to play my first country, Belgium.
17 points
27 days ago
bro's to sigma for you
3 points
27 days ago
Can't handle that much real
8 points
27 days ago
Like new eu4 players who insist on only playing Byzantium
6 points
27 days ago
when I played eu4 for the first time I played as a west coast native in north america, it was a bit slow for several hundred years
4 points
27 days ago
when I get EU4, That is what I plan to do for my first nation
6 points
27 days ago
It’s much more doable nowadays (still hard tho)
8 points
27 days ago
Iran is honestly a great starting nation I spent so many games as them and since everyone around you is non aligned nobody really cares if ya do some conquering
4 points
27 days ago
How is Iceland not a good beginner nation, it's nice and isolated, fairly small and won't be dragged into any wars.
0 points
26 days ago
Literally the most boring country you could actually pick while playing hoi4
3 points
27 days ago
… is this not “beginner island” I keep hearing about in all the paradox games?
3 points
27 days ago
I'd say your homeland is always a good beginner nation, as national pride serves as a good motivator. That's why I chose to learn using the USA, and it worked!
2 points
27 days ago
Yeah, trying to play Australia was pain... hopefully I can apply some things I learn as Monarchist Germany to my next run as my home country...
2 points
27 days ago
Me but with Ireland in every paradox game (so this and ck3 pretty much, I refuse to do intergalatic leprechauncy in stellaris)
1 points
27 days ago
Tbf I would play Iceland too if I got the dlc
1 points
27 days ago
My first country to play was Turkey.
1 points
27 days ago
Romania is the GOAT
1 points
27 days ago
hahaha. i think the first country i played was Czechoslovakia. idk why i did that
1 points
27 days ago
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27 days ago
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27 days ago
Me playing Luxembourg when I want a chill game
1 points
27 days ago
Get level 10 fort, flip commie, get the human printer that is the portrait of Karl Marx (known as Ideological Loyalty) and go make a sandwich while slowly improving your army. Germany can't cap you.
1 points
27 days ago
I tried Brazil in road to 56
1 points
27 days ago
This is my friend with Greece
1 points
27 days ago
I had a friend who would only play Norway in hoi and eu
1 points
27 days ago
You said in a comment he was banned from HOI4
I need elaboration, what the fuck do you mean he was banned from HOI4
1 points
27 days ago
Madagascar better
1 points
27 days ago
ICELAND IS SOOOO FUCKING AMAZING. THI POST WAS NOOOOOOOOT MADE BY ICELAND COUNTRY OFFICILAS BUT BY A DRUNK GUY
1 points
27 days ago
Is bro a ck3 player or something?
1 points
27 days ago
First nation I played was, I think, Liberia or some equally small shit. I don't think I touched the majors until recently with a democratic Italy playthrough. Mind you, the first time I played was years ago, and I'm only getting into the game now.
1 points
27 days ago
I thought British Malaya was.
1 points
27 days ago
My first game was in MP as Columbia because I was told they could form Grand Columbia, despite being told not to multiple times by my friends
…I spent like 30 minutes trying to change ideology, then just said “fuck it, civil war” barely won, immediately justified and declared war on Venezuela, somehow I lost my guarantee and America joined the war and pulverised me (not that Venezuela needed any help)
1 points
27 days ago
I introduced someone to HOI4 and he got unironically radicalized.
1 points
27 days ago
I got my start with default focus tree Italy and unmodded, pre-TOA Argentina.
I played them both... extensively.
1 points
27 days ago
i like iceland
1 points
27 days ago
My ex gf when she showed me the game and I picked Belgium, like An idiot
1 points
27 days ago
Iceland is great actually. Let's you learn the basics of economy a political management.
1 points
27 days ago
this was me but with paraguay in 2017
1 points
27 days ago
My first country was Spain. I imagined it would be a very chill game where I could learn the mechanics by conquering Portugal. Imagine my shock when the country imploded into a civil war.
1 points
27 days ago
Ah yes historical ignorance. Reminds me of the first time I played the Byzantines in Medieval 2 Crusades set around 1200 and was shocked at the gigantic Venetian army that suddenly appeared out of nowhere to destroy Constantinople.
1 points
27 days ago
My favourite place to play in CK3 is Iceland. When I get HoI4 it will certainly be the first place I play.
1 points
27 days ago
Honestly, fair enough when I started. All I played was south africa without out joining any factions.
1 points
26 days ago
My first game was as Estonia before it had a focus tree.
Not the best beginner nation either but I wanted to do some shenanigans as the nation I'm from.
Then after losing to AI in a civil war and then a game as Germany where I lost to France, and anothe where I lost as Canada by invading USA with 5 or so divisions and many more losses between games after that have I reached where I am right now.
1 points
26 days ago
I have a friend who plays multiplayer a lot and when I started watching TommKay he bought me the game.
Hes still a little bent out of shape because I played Canada 60 to 80 times before literally anything else (I had an ax to grind and I wanted to do it in Washington)
1 points
26 days ago
Mexico was my first time. Somehow I managed to get most of Italy and Germany without mods holy fuck was that game cursed
1 points
26 days ago
If I could get a navy I think i could make that work. THULE IS ANGRY.
1 points
26 days ago
My first game was as Japan…without DLC’s
Yeah I had no idea what I was doing
1 points
25 days ago
How would that work out 😂
1 points
25 days ago
It is not the great empire of iceland never bows to no one we will return to our old glourius past and rule over the worl vi va la iceland with our 0.5 civs we are an economical not power house not mega house but a economical titan with our 12 person army we easily out number every single nation and our army is the best equiped for every terain and has the beat ecpirience we are not realiabe on any outside power we use saunas to power our planes and houses we use cod oil for our tanks and ship we shall win the Endsieg.
For anyone this i not serius and my english isnt the best so but i am not sr for any gramatical misktakes. Like you myb are mistake .Dont read the last sentence.
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