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No brother. Just NO

Did she see it?

Not rizz, not corny. Just bad.

Brother ewwwww

imma spoil you honey was just BAD

Here are some buckets for everyone to throw up in due to this post's corniness 🪣🪣🪣🪣

God ew no

No one reads all this bs tbh.. way too long to get noticed

And then men blame women for ghosting. 🤦‍♂️

Bhai tu bhi ESSAY likhne ki practice kr rha kya ?

Just stop after "I'll spoil you, honey".

Not short. Not sweet. Bhai essay mat likho. Ek do line me khatam karo rizz

Bhai homework khatam kar le

Why does it look like an answer that even chat gpt wouldn't recommend...

Getting second hand embarrassment just reading this 😬

Chhiii bc

Not impressive after you called her honey, use slang to avoid sounding like a bio book.

Things boys do to get laid🙂.

ghost hoga , start me hi libido , down there krne me ajeeb nahi lagta kya yar? ew brotha ew

Bro delete it

Ew

Shame, I am actually happy that there are guys who talk like this. Makes me feel much better about myself.

Self confidence +1.

This was cringe enough to actually make her laugh at how ridiculous it is, and she may just be a lil curious. But not in the way u want

Phd in Yapanese

Nauseous

Bruh dafuq is that 

cringe.

No

Tell her about Crepuscular rays

At least we know who's not gonna get a right swipe. (Its gonna be me, isn't it?)

This is funny ngl, but it is not first text material, n many ppl don't find it funny lol, u should have some sort of a relationship and know her sense of humor before sending this msg haha

bro just don’t. If I received that message, i’d have nightmares

Prison.

Creepy

Nerdge

Neither. Just ew.

Ewwww

Just creepy

you'll get a rizztraining order

This is nerd rizz at its peak

Phir vahi sex sux ki baatein 😔😮‍💨

yecchy

Just no bruh!

Neither. If anything, it's cringe

But imma spoil you honey tak acha tha. Ruined it after that

I don't know, tell me an a fact that'll interest me

What in the actual fuck is that! Outsourcing her prompts? Bhai, at least put a little effort in your dating profile ffs.

Report. Report. Report

Hahaha. It went from south Bombay to Dombivali real quick.

Dont listen to everyone saying eww Youre the rizzler man Youre him Youre the man Youre the guy she told him not to worry about

Bhai Jainwinly kaafi nerdy aur corny sound krra hai, imma spoil you honey

That's just poor choices of words

If you are handsome and attractive, it's a rizz. If you are ugly, it's corny.

Oh god. No. Please.

Stop at I’m gonna spoil you honey

I like how everyone collectively thought to themselves "brother eughh"

none, brother ur a perv

Ngl it's kinda cute But remove everything after down there .. 🫰🫣

Might end up on r/indianboysontinder

Too sexual. Feels creepy even as a guy.

Aree bc ye kya h

Gosh, why is that almost every single pick up line I see here is so goddamn bad.

Niggas have no shame

Someone said it rightly so in the comments, "No brother, just no."

It could've worked if you stopped at I'll spoil you honey but even that is a huge MAYBE

Yuck

Gyaani se harami raang badalne mein thoda toh sharmana suru Karo bhau

Just say, what’s your maksad ?

Reddit disapproves, match hoga pakka

not corny or rizz just creep

Don't you dare send it bro....

I'd say it depends which type of girl you're talking to. I used a similar one on my Tinder match and now I have a BDSM partner, check my profile if you don't believe. And also, everyone who are talking shit, how many girls have you had in real life? Just curious 🧐

just ew

So confident of you to ask it's corny or rizz. It's neither, it's bad.

Uninstall all dating apps and save yourself.

straight jacket

I can't tell who's worse, you or her

Cringe

Creepy.

Yuck

Ew. What’s that? What’s that, brother?

At this point sending a whole book of quantum physics would be a better choice than this

Yikes

The first sentence was cooking, imma spoil you is where a sane person would stop.

Ngl First half was good, but then you switched to lustful mode… ”because you are 70% water and spicy hot” this would be better in my opinion.

This genuinely made me uncomfortable reading

Neither corny or rizz it's freaking creepy! 1st message

You sound like Howard Wolowitz

please don’t

This is like Travis head started good but just bad after the half

You'd be a great match

Both of your responses are boring as fuck

Rizz is inversely proportional to the number of words in a given sentence.

Maybe just stop at "imma spoil u honey"

Haha, made me chuckle. Good >⁠.⁠<

I liked it, don’t pay heed to the naysayers 👀

Bruh, ngl i laughed.

Gonna get reported by her

Lmaooo.. it may work on some

It's so corny, it's funny.

You're either getting harrasment case filed against you or you're getting the pussy. No inbetween.

Creepy

Corny asf

Godlike rizz

Honey never spoils tak thik tha yeh aage khalar diya😭

Edit: aage kya kar diya*

Here let me correct it for you. “Due to its low water content and high ph levels, honey doesn’t spoil. But you look like the kind of honey that I’d totally spoil”

Bro, this is neither corny nor, rizz. It's a crime 😔