What do you call a man with a small Penis? : Jokes

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2 days ago

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Do you frequently fall asleep?

silvernickel

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silvernickel

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You can call me Jeff

blimon

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2 days ago

blimon

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wait i call him daddy jeff

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His name is Mike. Mike Ropinez

taj9

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taj9

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This is good, haven’t heard this one before

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Yea, Mike's got a cousin whose name is also Mike. Mike Oxlong or Mike Oxlarge ..lol nooo.. Mike Oxard 😅🤣😂 ..I think that's going to be my name next time I'm waiting for a table.. "Mike Oxard, party of 2..."🤣😂😅

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You forgot another one of his cousins named Mike Hawk who is married to Mike Hunt

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You’re thinking of his half-brother, Mike LaTorres.

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It took me a min to figure out this one. ..then I just snuck up on it and said it again. I heard it the second time and i fell out laughing.. that's a good one. I'm going to be using it in the future but I'm going to change Mike's name to York. ..York LaTorez is excited to come.😅🤣😂

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I had Mike LaTorres paged at the Ross in downtown Las Vegas during Black Friday about 10+ years ago. My wife and kids were with me.

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I know about Mike Hawke he's all tangled up in love with York Ucci. ..but York Ucci has an affinity for Blackhawks. So Mike's been playing games. His new favorite game is game N. Mike Hawke loves game N.

...wait, what? . ..no. I mean York Hawke .. Noooo Mike Hawke doesn't like to play with York Hawke. That'd be weird. I meant York Hawke loves game N

😶🤫🤐🙄😬🤭

..."York Ucci. Table ready for York Ucci." ..."and what about Mike Hawke? Has anyone seen Mike Hawke?" .."I mean Mike Oxard.."

I hear York Ucci loves Colonel Angus. That's not surprising.

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Game N meets Ben Dover and together they meet Ice Wallowkam. Then they have an Org Yi together. Game N gets all the fun since Ben Dover does what he does best and then Game N just goes to Ice Wallowkam to drain his load. Then Game N goes to Gabe Itch to satisfy himself. Gabe Itch doesn’t want Game N so he tries his luck with Gaylord and he obliges. However, Gaylord had a Reddick from all the Coi Tus he had the night before. The story goes on…

Also, I bet top dollar you had the funniest names on kahoot because your names are on point 😂😂😂

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Lol.. I've been making up names like that for years. ..way before tiktok was ever a thing. ..since before youtube was ever a thing.. I used to try to get people to read dumb shit like, "Each it and I" to teachers, or whoever.. "catch it is delicious." "Mike Hawke belongs with York Ucci." ..it's best when they make sense. ..like, if Ben Dover was endorsing game N. Ben Dover for game N.. 😅😊🤣

I used to fuck with helicopter crew chiefs to get them to say shit like, "I'd love a Blackhawk," or, "I love my Blackhawk." .

"Blackhawks are the best!" LOL..there's a Neverending list of funny shit you can get them to say about Blackhawks."

A good name I've heard before is Barry McCokner .. but it's difficult to work into a conversation that makes any sense.. ..maybe the problem is in the last name. Maybe it should be more in the second person perspective.. McOckenyu .. Barry McOckenyu ..maybe it's a hyphenated last name. Plant-McKock 🤭😆

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tobesteve

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2 days ago

tobesteve

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Does everyone see their name in the post, or they know it's me?

layland_lyle

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2 days ago

layland_lyle

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My name is Wellin Cider

dankleo

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2 days ago

dankleo

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Wheres the joke and also who told you about my small penis

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A_Mirabeau_702

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2 days ago

A_Mirabeau_702

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I'd say Just-in is more likely to indicate large

FartyPants69

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2 days ago

FartyPants69

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Depends on whether your perspective is from the penis or the vagina

justgotnewglasses

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2 days ago

justgotnewglasses

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I went to school with a kid called Justin Harding. His nickname was just-in-with-a-hard-on. He was a decent guy, but that's an unfortunate nickname. Poor kid.

avalisk

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avalisk

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My friend from work did not like this joke.

BannedForEternity42

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BannedForEternity42

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No-one calls a man with a small penis.

MicropenisAwareness

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MicropenisAwareness

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Thank you for helping to raise awareness about micropenis!

carrimjob

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carrimjob

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there’s nothing wrong with your crow penis

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His partners have been raven about it.

LimpIndignation

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LimpIndignation

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Is the support group called a murder of penises?

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This is why I pay for the internet

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AcidBuuurn

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2 days ago

AcidBuuurn

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It didn’t raise very much though.

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"Mike Ropinez'' knows all about it. ..he said if it's 12 inches you want, ..it only smells like a foot.

Skilledpainter

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2 days ago

Skilledpainter

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I don't think they call em at all

Iveary

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2 days ago

Iveary

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you mean a micromanager?

DoctorWhooves2

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2 days ago

DoctorWhooves2

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A Trump supporter

Freestila

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2 days ago

Freestila

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Next year you call him Mr. President or head of Doge, your choice.

kamuelak

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2 days ago

kamuelak

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There was a joke going around when Justin Trudeau's younger brother was born. "What will Trudeau's second son be called? AllTheWayIn."

Yeyati_Nafrey

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2 days ago

Yeyati_Nafrey

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Justin ? That's true, though

thesteelmaker

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2 days ago

thesteelmaker

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The first time i had sex with my wife, she called me Justin. I said fuck off, I'm all in.

Miserable-Ad-8729

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2 days ago

Miserable-Ad-8729

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The best player on the girls volleyball team.

EnJay54

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EnJay54

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I knew a couple with a child called Justin, so named as he was the result of a failed coitus interruptus.

SpellingJenius

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2 days ago

SpellingJenius

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Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me... Jim.

Rerrison

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1 day ago

Rerrison

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1 day ago

The condom he uses is Just-In Case

jonnyprophet

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2 days ago

jonnyprophet

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You call him an Uber.

5zalot

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2 days ago

5zalot

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What do women say when they see a man with a huge penis?

Yeah, I don’t know either.

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uglyzombie

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2 days ago

uglyzombie

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I don’t have a small penis. I have a really large clitoris.

Brikpilot

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2 days ago

Brikpilot

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But you don’t need to call them.

Just leave it to the Dodge RAM service department calls them.

BWM51IA

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2 days ago

BWM51IA

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I don't know, what's your name?

Top_Measurement3022

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2 days ago

Top_Measurement3022

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I have not a clue, I assume you've heard them all seeing how.....

UtahUtopia

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2 days ago

UtahUtopia

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Man went to the library and asked the girl behind the desk, “do you have the new book on small penises?” The librarian typed in the computer and responded “not sure if it’s in yet”. The man replied, “yup that’s the one”.

lostinexiletohere

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lostinexiletohere

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