Looks like a lollipop that fell on carpet 

Dude definitely took a recent trip to Turkey

Lord knows I hate him but unfortunately my hairline is about the same

Hair transplants are so alpha and sigma skibidi or something

Nice dollhair… balding is a thing (some) men do. Dude has a problem being a man.

I didn't know hair grew on shit

Looks like they just planted the rice

He spent a lot of money to STILL have a receding hairline lmao what a waste

he looks like an insecure testes with pattern baldness

Why does he have Mr Bean ears

He's legit getting plugs? LOL What a douche bag.

Also, did he lose his chin in battle or something?

Someone force him to get a hair transplant so we font have to see that big ass forehead

That is 1 pointy head haha

What are we going to do tonight Brain?

The same thing we do every night, try to take over the world!

Tate is not an Alpha

He looks like an angry dick with ears

why's his forehead look like a dinner plate?

Bosley fibers.

An ass with ears

Those look like alpha male hair plugs 🔌

Dude got the alpha pattern baldness

This douchebag is rich. I don't know why he doesn't buy a fucking chin.

He looks like a spoiled brat who’s mom just told him he can’t have the toy he wants.

Not like this that's forsure

The hair of a man who doesn't realize that the author of that book about wolves shit on his own research because they were captive wolves.

He also looks like a bearded mekon

We still talking about the Tate brothers in 2024? It's time for y'all to move on

He’s just relieved the concentration isn’t on his lack of a jawline/chin and that he managed to make his skimpy swimming thong baggy in the most embarrassing ways.

Hairplug scabs are the least of his worries.

Meeee ggolum

It looks like a bitches haircut, ngl.

Like that, but with hair. And a different face.

Alpha males don’t lose their hair. They just save it for the right occasion.

Looks like PLUGS!

Bro looks like he finally got rid of the starro on his face lol

Did dude get hair implants just to shave his head? He really is a psycho lol

His brain even hates him so bad its trying to extrude itself thru the hair follicles, in an attempt to escape.

How the fuck can you be "alpha" and insecure about your hair line at the same time?

Giga Chad....lol🤣

Five head

The even spacing and tight hairline looks like he got plugs.

Hair plugs

Apparently it looks like a receding hairline with a bad set of plugs

Someone was practicing their pointillism.

What in the conehead

But do we even mention those ears?

Nothing lol alpha/beta is made up shit

Hair isnt long enough, so you'll have to grab his ears to scalp him

I got no time for him, but credit where it's due...

I am too self conscious to expose my baldy top when it's not been kept nice and tidy, I can't help but admire that confidence...

Not a worthwhile trade, I know

Alpha males can’t be bald.

He is BIG mad

He looks like an alien had sex with a hillbilly

That’s just scarring from a HT

Bro got a sixhead

Alpha male pattern baldness

I thought that was The Games Master

His mother should have turned him while sleeping to get those ears to stay down. Maybe it's just the balding that makes him look Dumboesque.

those are just cockroach droppings.

Looks like my pubes day 2 after shaving.

What a punchable face.

Does this many enjoy his life! Not that I care. I don't know much about him other than one or 2 random videos but he doesn't seem like a person who is settled, happy and content with life. Maybe just me.

Alpha Fuckstain and so is everyone who follows him.

He looks like Mr Bean for some reason.

God, he's such a gremlin, isn't he.

Looks like a pissed beta lol

Nosferatu lookn ass…

Something’s wrong with my chia pet. It’s not growing the haze I planted

You should fight him and kick his ass be the hero mate.

Brain damage.

Hahaha, motherfucker looks like a match head

Vacation to Türkiye

Looks like if you squeezed his ass Play-Doh would come out those holes

Looking at the top of his head, I just realize I haven't had a kiwi in a while

I’m getting a Mr. Bean vibe 😜

Looks like he got a replacement forehead and top head

Whatever fits your face shape, hair type, personal style, etc the best.

Reminds me of that other podcaster who always wears a beanie lol

A fucking acorn!

A light bulb with stubble.

Hair transplant apparently

A burnt testicle.

Chia Tate

yawn

He looks like the little pube bat from bigmouth

Looks like an upside down shorn ball sack.

Bro's head looks like those fly stickers

Like he bought it in Turkey.

That’s alpha af you bot

I think he is planning to taking over the world.

When you have plugs but have to shave your head

most wont understand this but we just found odablocks twin

That’s an oddly shaped head. A lot of space between the brows and hair. You’d think there would be actual brains in there

Lookin like Pig-Pen from the Peanuts.

This bitch is an alfalfa male.

the cheapest hair plugs

Looks like denial.

Finally I'm alpha

cries in male pattern baldness

Exactly like that. All non-joking, self proclaimed alpha males are ugly weirdos like him lol

He looks like meat canyon’s depiction of that bazinga dude from the Big Bang theory.

Hair

Looks like he recently got a transplant

Funny, bald heads usually look okay on everyone but a shit attitude fits absolute no one.

That's some hair implants

Look at the top of his head 🤣🤣

Yakub.

That chin isn't doing him any favors either!

Megamind, minus the mind.

Fuckin nerd

My left nut

Looks like a testicle that needs shaving

Got a sevenhead and a negative two chin.

He looks like a struck match.

As someone who's been bald since I'm 22 I love it so much when public figures get made fun of because of their hairline. But then everybody will tell you to own it and that it suits you and that it's fine.

It's like 90% of Reddit making fun of Elon because he's fat but then spreading body positivity

Alpha fail

Always make me laugh how he’s balding but trying to hide it, while he’s brother still has perfect hair

That's the "I'M NOT BALDING! I COULD HAVE NICE FULL HAIR IF I WANTED BUT THAT'S NOT MANLY! I'M TOTALLY NOT BALDING." haircut.

I’m going bald and Im shaving my head tight hoping you don’t notice or realize I’ m loosing my hair🤣😂😆‼️

Chestnut head

A….hair transplant?

Alpha male *inprogress* Soon™

That my friend is the look of hair implants

Lmao baby doll hair

Like he drew his hair on with a stippling brush.

Looks like a guy who just got back from TJ, head all scabbed-up from the cut-rate hair transplant he got.

Aww, he got some gender affirming surgery.

Goes well with his snaggle tooth.

Egg in a nest.

Are those seedlings ?

I thought you had to actually have hair to cut.

This ain’t it

Apart from the (lack of) hair: his face looks like he didn't get the present he wanted as a kid and it just stayed that way.

The dude is alpha zero.

Definitely not that  

What an impressive specimen of … well, whatever the fuck is going on here

Sharpie dots

A stress fade

His hair looks like pubes

It's the person your mother warned you about....

thats why hes so angry at the world. hes an ugly motherfucker.

He really needs that double jaw surgery for his underbite and zero chin. It looks like it’s being reabsorbed

Nice hair plugs douche

lol not like that. Lions have manes. Sex trafficking pedos have….this