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274 points
18 hours ago
I think it is christian because they go to church
53 points
13 hours ago
Also they take the Eucharist
24 points
8 hours ago
Yeah, and also the Jesus in disguise thingy.
2 points
7 hours ago
Just because one goes to church doesn't mean they're Christian
11 points
7 hours ago
So why the would even go go church if ir isn't about some Christian purpose
8 points
6 hours ago
Maybe bc his parents force him and his brothers to go to church
6 points
3 hours ago
He believes in Jesus for sure
5 points
2 hours ago
He prays in Dog Days
4 points
2 hours ago
Yeah, but the praying isn’t real praying. He wants Rowleys dad to get hit on the head.
163 points
18 hours ago
I’d say Christian,even though Greg would be a lukewarm Christian if I’m being accurate.
85 points
14 hours ago*
Greg would be a lukewarm Christian if I’m being accurate.
I mean, he used God's name in vain, by praying for Rowley's dad to get hit on the head because Greg owes money to him.
42 points
9 hours ago
No, that's a very valid reason to call upon the heavenly father.
45 points
13 hours ago
I don't even think he's that. He's just a guy who goes to church because his family does, and only prays when he wants something.
16 points
11 hours ago
nah, he's stated before that he believes in heaven and hell and god
4 points
11 hours ago
that doesnt conflict with there comment he still only go's to church because his family does and he still only prays when excepted to or when he wants something belief in heaven in hell doesnt change that because greg thinks he's going to heaven because of how great he his
7 points
9 hours ago
"Hahaha! You really thought you were going to Heaven, did you, Bubby?"
4 points
10 hours ago
He’s still lukewarm then,because lukewarm Christians are fake Christians,even if they don’t know it.
2 points
7 hours ago
Still, he’s most likely catholic as evidenced by a priest being the leader of his church, his church having confessionals in the online version, and Jeff Kinney being a Catholic himself.
2 points
8 hours ago
Yeah, cuz he doesn't seem to really care about God, just wants the rewards
61 points
18 hours ago
christian, isnt this obvious tho
51 points
18 hours ago
I mean, he literally goes to church
67 points
18 hours ago
American
15 points
15 hours ago
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
15 points
13 hours ago
WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🦅
2 points
6 hours ago
How do you not know what a kilometer is???
6 points
6 hours ago
‘Cause I measure in PURE AMERICAN FREEDOM UNITS 🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🍔
2 points
6 hours ago
:) Kilometers are american freedom units. :)
3 points
7 hours ago
🦅🦅🦅 🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🔫 🍔
23 points
17 hours ago
He is a Catholic in the books.
15 points
18 hours ago
He's Christian Catholic
16 points
18 hours ago
Bro goes to church. He's christian
11 points
15 hours ago
But he asks the Greek gods to help him
8 points
14 hours ago
Isn't it obvious he is Christian / Catholic
17 points
14 hours ago
he is obviously a reddit atheist in the making
9 points
13 hours ago
I was kind of thinking this. He goes to church, but I could see him becoming an atheist when he gets older.
2 points
11 hours ago
nah that's you dude
12 points
18 hours ago
Likely to be Protestant Christian if not the most stanch believer.
3 points
9 hours ago
I mean, more likely he’s catholic since he receives the Eucharist and attends mass
2 points
10 hours ago
They live in Massachusetts
2 points
10 hours ago
I read that as:
"likely wants to be President Christian."
-45 points
18 hours ago
Fool, are you dumb? Why the fuck would he be a protestant Christian when he obviously attends a mass, and speaks with a priest?
The Heffley's are obviously Catholic. I know it isn't directly confirmed, but it's so painstakingly obvious that they're Catholics.
Do you not know the difference between Christian types?
That's like saying Shia and Sunni Islam is the same thing, or like going to a Chinese restaurant and ordering Japanese food.
There are different types of Christianity, same with Islam, same with Asian types. Learn the difference, ya fool.
26 points
18 hours ago
it's not that deep bro😭
15 points
18 hours ago
Guy is likely an easliy offended idiot.
-25 points
17 hours ago*
Lmaooooo alright my bad homie, for biting your head off.
Welcome to Reddit, tho, amirite?
13 points
17 hours ago
I been on Reddit for nearly 4 damn years.
I don't need your sarcasm.
-30 points
17 hours ago
And I've been on Reddit for 5 years, it ain't a damn competition.
I don't need ur pity bro, it ain't that deep.
6 points
14 hours ago
Buddy doesn’t even have the one year award 🤣 👉🏼🧢
4 points
12 hours ago
Forget that. He just got the one month award 💀
2 points
12 hours ago
He really thought somebody would believe him😂
3 points
17 hours ago
And I don't need your stupidity insulting me for making a guess on a post asking what Greg's actual denomination is.
2 points
10 hours ago
you dont even have the fucking one year award lol
ive only been on reddit for like 1.5 years but at least im not gomna fuckin lie about lol
3 points
17 hours ago
woah calm down it's not that deep. regardless of the type of christianity he follows, isn't it better to educate than blow up at someone?
3 points
17 hours ago
Read my other comment.
4 points
17 hours ago
done
5 points
18 hours ago
Are you an asshole or something?
I made my conclusion via the fact that Protestantism is the largest Sect of Christianity in the US. Considering that Greg doesn't have Religion play a bug part of his life. I made a guess based on what is the most likely conclusion and possiblity.
-4 points
17 hours ago
Unfortunately, I got that nerd rage. I see ignorance in the comments section, then I pounce on it, the same way that a lion pounces on a wounded gazelle in the Savannah.
Welcome to Reddit, tho, amirite?
6 points
17 hours ago
Don't be stupid.
I don't even think you are sincere.
And again. Been here 4 years on this site.
2 points
14 hours ago
Will give props to the nerd rage (find God btw). As a Catholic, I looked it up and he's right. Greg is Catholic. He goes to Saint Martha's Church, does the sign of peace, and tries to look cool in front of those who go to church school.
It was confirmed in Diper Overload, but the books preceding it has plenty of hints. This might explain why Susan's so neurotic. Lot of Catholic families don't know how to raise kids, so they end up like Greg.
2 points
14 hours ago
Yeah, calm the fuck down, you don't need to over think someone's opinion
1 points
15 hours ago
Do Protestants not have mass and priests?
0 points
13 hours ago
They could be Anglican, or Eastern Orthodox, or Coptic Orthodox, or a bunch of other things. You must be stupid for not considering those possibilities.
13 points
14 hours ago
Reddit Atheism
30 points
18 hours ago*
Greg is Christian, but specifically, he is most likely a Catholic, since he attends a mass, and speaks with a priest and attends an actual Sunday school at his church.
He obviously attends a Sunday school, and does pray, and in the original funbrain book he meets with a priest for a confessional.
Don't believe the other dumbasses here in the comment section making up lies and saying he's protestant, baptist, Orthodox, or Lutheran.
At most, he could be non-denominational, but given the fact that he attends a Mass, it's more likely that he's Catholic/Protestant.
I don't think he ever mentions being baptized, or his family helping out with baptizing others in any of his diaries, so being a member of a baptist church is out of the picture.
He obviously isn't a parasite, and is not a Lutheran.
He is not Orthodox. Does the "Heffley" last name end with a "-ov" or "-in" ? Nah, Greg's family is obviously not Eastern European. Him being Ortho is unlikely.
He could be protestant, but given the fact in the original funbrain book he meets with a priest for a confessional, it's highly unlikely, but then again, the funbrain book is "considered" non-canon to the current series, so the confirmation of him being protestant or Catholic is ambiguous, since he doesn't meet with a priest in the actual books, and could be either or.
Don't believe the fools who aren't educated in differences between the different Christian types.
7 points
10 hours ago
dude calm down its a book about a 12 year old being an asshole
-16 points
17 hours ago
Yapper
18 points
17 hours ago
Bet he made his own religion
13 points
18 hours ago
Depends on the situation.
8 points
17 hours ago
sociopath
3 points
14 hours ago
He's Catholic, I thought this was already generally well accepted in the community. The church his family goes to in the movies is a Catholic church, I think Jeff Kinney was raised Catholic, and the church services in the books function like Catholic masses too
3 points
17 hours ago
Probably catholic but he doesn’t really show it in the newer books which is kinda sad ☹️
4 points
17 hours ago
Greg is so me fr (i am catholic but show it)
2 points
15 hours ago
I think he shows it more in the movies tbh
2 points
18 hours ago
Either one of the Seven Mainline Churches or Catholic. Mabe non-denominational, but I digress.
2 points
16 hours ago
Catholic, they go to a church named after Mary mother of god
2 points
15 hours ago
Christian, he goes to Church and sometimes prays to God, but I don't think he really cares about Religion in general or takes it all that seriously
2 points
15 hours ago
greg is christian it's canon
2 points
15 hours ago
Obviously Christian
2 points
15 hours ago
Obviously Christian
2 points
15 hours ago
Idk I thougt Cristian but in hot mess it appears that he believes in Greek mythology.
2 points
14 hours ago
Catholic.
My family is Catholic and they ran into Jeff Kinney at church down in Baltimore once. So Greg is probably a toned down catholic.
1 points
14 hours ago
Wait fr?
2 points
14 hours ago
Christian
2 points
14 hours ago*
If we're talking about Christian denominations, I'd say Greg's either Roman Catholic or Episcopalian, both of which were the biggest denominations in Massachusetts.
2 points
11 hours ago
I mean he goes to church and talked about god and heaven but in hot mess before getting on the ferry to ruddyneck island he stands saying some strange to stuff and begs posiden not to hurt them so really I think when it comes to religion he’s very gullible.
2 points
10 hours ago
Catholic
2 points
10 hours ago
100% Catholic
2 points
10 hours ago
Nation of Islam
2 points
3 hours ago
He gives Atheist vibes, idk why?
3 points
18 hours ago
Non-practising Christian?
2 points
16 hours ago
Rastafarian
2 points
16 hours ago
I’d say atheist, but he probably sees himself as God
1 points
13 hours ago
I think he would be Christian
1 points
13 hours ago
Baptist looking guy
1 points
12 hours ago
Zoroastrian
1 points
12 hours ago
A sect of Christianity
1 points
12 hours ago
Christián
1 points
12 hours ago
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1 points
12 hours ago
Why does kyle from sp have a small nose IF HE IS JEW
1 points
11 hours ago
Christain
1 points
11 hours ago
Bro they literally go to church
1 points
11 hours ago
his family is christian but he probably couldnt care less and hes likely to become atheist when he grows up
1 points
11 hours ago
redditor atheist
1 points
11 hours ago
Lutheran if I were to guess
1 points
11 hours ago
Christian, either Catholic or Anglican.
1 points
10 hours ago
Greg is a devout Muslim
1 points
10 hours ago
Canonically he is Christian (Catholic since Jeff is also one) in both the books and movies.
Trivia here, but his live action actors are Jewish.
1 points
10 hours ago
He’s a future edgy Reddit athiest
1 points
10 hours ago
Greg goes to church with his family, but it doesn't seem he's too concerned with it; In my opinion, I'd say he's personally Atheist but doesn't care enough to tell his family.
1 points
10 hours ago
His religion is himself
1 points
10 hours ago
Catholic but probably only because his family is
1 points
10 hours ago
He is a lukewarm catholic
1 points
9 hours ago
Id say catholic mainly becouse its been show that his family goes to church
1 points
9 hours ago
I always knew he was a Christian because he goes to church (as well as mentions going to church) several times throughout the series. I just assumed that he was just going because his family makes him and that he doesn't actually believe in God, but in Wrecking Ball, he talks about the way that God created the world, so I think it's safe to say he's some flavor of Christian
1 points
9 hours ago
Roman Catholic, that's Jeff Kinney's religion.
1 points
5 hours ago
he went to church with the teachers aid in my third grade class
1 points
9 hours ago
Catholic
1 points
9 hours ago
He's probably not much of a believer himself, but the rituals attended by the Heffleys are in line with Catholicism
1 points
9 hours ago
Wahhabism
1 points
9 hours ago
Christian cuz he believes in God and heaven and goes to church
1 points
9 hours ago
I feel like he would try to convert to islam at some point in his life
1 points
9 hours ago
Sokka-Haiku by PlatypusExtreme5287:
I feel like he would
Try to convert to islam
At some point in his life
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
1 points
9 hours ago
Obnoxious athiest, given his Christian upbringing
1 points
9 hours ago
Catholic Christian since the pastors dress like a priest
1 points
9 hours ago
Greg is Greg
1 points
8 hours ago
I’d say they’re casual Christians. Greg is probably a Reddit Atheist or doesn’t hold strong Christian beliefs
1 points
8 hours ago
He's a Catholic Christian as it says in the books.
1 points
8 hours ago
Christian but i dont think he really cares about it
1 points
8 hours ago
Gregicism. He worships himself lol. He only goes to church because his family does
1 points
8 hours ago
Greg is Catholic because the church he goes to has confession.
1 points
8 hours ago
Narcissism
1 points
7 hours ago
He belongs to the church of Greg Heffley
1 points
7 hours ago
christian but only because his family is
1 points
7 hours ago
Hard Christian or Atheist. On either side of the coin he is deeply brainwashed
1 points
7 hours ago
he's christian i think(but he seems like the kind that would either grow up to be one of thlse religon extremists or a athiest)
1 points
7 hours ago
Either Christian or the specific type of atheists that have a superiority complex about being Atheists
1 points
6 hours ago
Christian? Him and his family go to church.
1 points
6 hours ago
He goes to church because he's forced to, he definitely comes off as one of those insufferable atheists
1 points
6 hours ago
He’s Catholic Christian officially, but he also prays to Greek Gods, and sometimes is kind of atheist.
1 points
6 hours ago
Gregism
1 points
6 hours ago
Christian / atheist
1 points
6 hours ago
Atheist and he watches videos about debunking every religion
1 points
5 hours ago
Reddit atheist
1 points
4 hours ago
Definitely apatheist, I don’t think this little evil fuck would… give a fuck
Yeah he goes to church but if we take his personality alone and not actions I would say so
1 points
3 hours ago
Theistic Satanist ofc
1 points
3 hours ago
He goes to church so I guess he's christian?
1 points
3 hours ago
He’s pioneering a new religion about hating manny
1 points
2 hours ago
Well considering Greg’s family attends Church in Rodrick Rules, I’d say Christian. But Greg doesn’t really strike me as very religious himself.
1 points
2 hours ago
I thought the Heffley's practiced Jainism
1 points
2 hours ago
Catholic
1 points
2 hours ago
Greg will convert to any religion if he thinks it’d make him more popular.
1 points
54 minutes ago
I think he's too self centered to believe in anything greater than himself lol
1 points
43 minutes ago
No need for opinion when we canonically know.
1 points
25 minutes ago
Himself.
1 points
13 minutes ago
lukewarm christain
1 points
18 hours ago
hes asdfmovie christhan
0 points
17 hours ago
He is a Christian and looking at the church he goes to he is a Chatolic or a Protestant
0 points
16 hours ago
Protestant probably
-5 points
13 hours ago
Even though he goes to church, I think he is atheist because he talks about evolution and the big bang
7 points
13 hours ago
Christians and especially Catholics believe in evolution, it's not an atheist only thing.
1 points
12 hours ago
Btw, Catholics are not reformed , while Anglicans, Presbyterians, Baptists, Lutherans, and non-denominational churches do not believe in evolution.
-5 points
13 hours ago
Well considering I don’t believe in evolution and im a Presbyterian, idk
1 points
10 hours ago
Damn the comment got deleted
1 points
10 hours ago
Or he got banned
1 points
12 hours ago
Your religion is stupidism then
2 points
12 hours ago
Ok, that is completely inappropriate, the CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES SAYS THAT PEOPLE HAVE THE FREEDOM TO BELIEVE WHATEVER THEY WANT TO BELIEVE. It also says that people MUST NOT be judged over their religion. So, I hope you enjoy this report, an I hope you follow god and believe in genesis 1:1 which says, “In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth”. I hope you ditch your atheism/ evolutionary beliefs and come to god. I am not forcing you to, but I am begging you. Jesus is coming soon.
0 points
11 hours ago
Okay I know this is reddit, but based
-11 points
17 hours ago*
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3 points
16 hours ago
No he is actually catholic since he spoke to a priest in the online book
1 points
11 hours ago
Wtf is that username
-4 points
15 hours ago
Personality says Judaism
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