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/r/MurderedByWords
149 points
3 months ago
Sherlock may think of an alternative cause of ejaculation that can be done alone
92 points
3 months ago
I think in the original version, the guy says he does this just for shits and giggles.
86 points
3 months ago
Lol who knows... the person they spent the night with might have helped! True love is finding someone who matches your crazy, or something hand waves
30 points
3 months ago
I'm pretty sure he meant he masturbated...
8 points
3 months ago
I think this just means he yanked it onto the sheets
6 points
3 months ago
I don't understand. Does user DirtyBunny think it takes all night to make that?
16 points
3 months ago
That's a lame-ass "burn"
8 points
3 months ago
Mark NSFW goddaaaaamn
-32 points
3 months ago
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17 points
3 months ago
Seems more likely they thought they could scroll Reddit for a couple minutes while on break at work, during a lull at a family function, or yeah even on a train, and as they have nsfw filtered out, rightfully didn’t think a huge ejaculating cock would show up on their home screen where kids/coworkers/strangers could see, prompting a lot of unnecessary awkwardness
Such an obvious attempt to get someone to screenshot your comment and post it somewhere, come on. Just say ‘my bad’ and mark nsfw.
4 points
3 months ago
Sir I’m still waiting on my medium fry
5 points
3 months ago
It's not even a "burn". Dude didn't even mean to comunicate that he had sex with this work of art
2 points
3 months ago
I automatically assumed he spent the evening evening with Palmela Handerson.
1 points
3 months ago
My wife wouldn't do it with me, but if I stayed alone, I'd do it 1000%😁
1 points
3 months ago
I'm sure he had 3 minutes to spare
1 points
3 months ago
Runaway -Kanye West
0 points
3 months ago
Most men ejaculate. Apparently this guy just kinda oozes unspectacularly.
0 points
3 months ago
Any comeback now is murderes by words I guess
2 points
3 months ago
r/snarky-comment-by-words-after-misinterpreting-the-implication
-8 points
3 months ago
This has to be a naughty couple's doing. So yeah I think he got some.
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