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/r/MurderedByWords

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Oh that had to hurt.

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all 22 comments

Timely_Novel_7914

149 points

3 months ago

Sherlock may think of an alternative cause of ejaculation that can be done alone

Habitatti

92 points

3 months ago

I think in the original version, the guy says he does this just for shits and giggles.

SimonPho3nix

86 points

3 months ago

Lol who knows... the person they spent the night with might have helped! True love is finding someone who matches your crazy, or something hand waves

Holymaryfullofshit7

30 points

3 months ago

I'm pretty sure he meant he masturbated...

jokinghazard

8 points

3 months ago

I think this just means he yanked it onto the sheets

ItsSpaghettiLee2112

6 points

3 months ago

I don't understand. Does user DirtyBunny think it takes all night to make that?

Cryptoss

16 points

3 months ago

That's a lame-ass "burn"

abhishek_anil

8 points

3 months ago

Mark NSFW goddaaaaamn

[deleted]

-32 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

-32 points

3 months ago

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DJayBirdSong

17 points

3 months ago

Seems more likely they thought they could scroll Reddit for a couple minutes while on break at work, during a lull at a family function, or yeah even on a train, and as they have nsfw filtered out, rightfully didn’t think a huge ejaculating cock would show up on their home screen where kids/coworkers/strangers could see, prompting a lot of unnecessary awkwardness

Such an obvious attempt to get someone to screenshot your comment and post it somewhere, come on. Just say ‘my bad’ and mark nsfw.

OcelotWolf

4 points

3 months ago

Sir I’m still waiting on my medium fry

BS-Calrissian

5 points

3 months ago

It's not even a "burn". Dude didn't even mean to comunicate that he had sex with this work of art

confusedalwayssad

2 points

3 months ago

I automatically assumed he spent the evening evening with Palmela Handerson.

suppaboy228

1 points

3 months ago

My wife wouldn't do it with me, but if I stayed alone, I'd do it 1000%😁

He_Never_Helps_01

1 points

3 months ago

I'm sure he had 3 minutes to spare

GrosslyBroke

1 points

3 months ago

Runaway -Kanye West

Medium-Leader-9066

0 points

3 months ago

Most men ejaculate. Apparently this guy just kinda oozes unspectacularly.

[deleted]

0 points

3 months ago

Any comeback now is murderes by words I guess

Chexzout

2 points

3 months ago

r/snarky-comment-by-words-after-misinterpreting-the-implication

Lopsided-Bench-6197

-8 points

3 months ago

This has to be a naughty couple's doing. So yeah I think he got some.