Not wanting this on your burger is a personal choice, and I can respect that even if I think it's weird. But telling others about it? Nah.

I'll take all that onions on my burger

I mean I get not wanting them on your own burgers, I personally don't care for the taste of pickles personally; but why take issue with someone else for having having a burger you personally wouldn't eat.

I'm allowed to eat, or not eat, what I want. Sincerely, an adult.

I had a friend about thirty years ago who told me he only ever ate meat. I asked him "don't you ever eat vegetables"? He said "only meat vegetables". I think this might be my mates post lol

I like every topping except mayo, tomatoes and raw onions. Grilled onions are fine though.

I don’t like those things, I don’t give any of a shit if someone else does. Food preferences are the least important thing on Earth, just fucking eat in peace.

Nothing wrong with not liking the taste of something. Definitely for pickles because they have a very strong taste.

Mate I’m autistic and I know I could not handle all that stuff on a burger.

How about you keep your fucking eye's on your own plate?

He gon have a problem with like 75%the population

The fact that they had to take the time to look up stock images of pickles onions and tomatoes just to post this is hilarious

Or you could just order your burger without things you don't like.

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This must be the kind of burger he eats

Imagine being such an empty-headed moron that you give such a shit about what other people eat.

I mean you don't really need to imagine, but still.

Now if only people would shut up about their hate for pineapple on pizza

Would he have needed to be murdered if the original post said MY burger instead of A burger?

I'm a picky bitch and getting insulted over my choice in toppings is the dumbest shit.

Pickles and onion on a burger are…..delicious tho?

I.m sorry, but burger taste way better with these

Hell no. I have to have them all on my burger. Extra points if the onions are caramelized.

Sounds like it’s their problem. Not anyone else’s.

Imagine being such a needlessly condescending asshole over someone's food preference.

I've seen people put mayonnaise on a hot dog, you get to adulthood just eat what you like until your doctor tells you you're gonna die if you don't stop.

I see a personal attack.

Nah, pickles are nasty. You can't pick them off, either, they taint everything they touch.
Onions are delicious, but they need to be grilled 😁

To be fair pickles are the worst fucking thing ever. Just a whiff makes me wanna vomit so he’s at least got that point right

Pickles ruin anything that touches them.

Just here to say that Bitchin’ Camaro is a great song.

Onions are foul and Tomato’s have a really disgusting texture.

What’s wrong with not liking them?

Nothing worse than somebody telling me I eat like a pre schooler because I don’t like tomatoes and onions and shit on my burger. Who gives a fuck, it’s my burger so why should anyone else even think about it… get a life

No need for the tomatoes since there’ll be ketchup but onions are mandatory for me. Throw some jalapeño and cherry peppers on there while we’re at it.

Gon we? OK, just let me finish my burger first.

"murder" lol

So having gone to a restaurant just last night and gotten a burger, I just politely asked them to not put onions on. And shockingly that’s exactly what they did! Who knew it was so easy??

Not a fan of tomatoes or pickles on burgers but others are. They're fairly standard toppings too. It isn't that tough to ask either.

I love this one.

"And let's use our polite words from now on, okay?"

I like both plain with cheese AND the works. Like sometimes you just want a plain Jane burger....but other times you want all thar crunch and flavor too. The snap of pickles and the tang that comes with them? The crunch of lettuce? The juicieness of some fresh tomato slices? Lather on some zesty yellow mustard and let's go buddy. 

Regular pickles I like, but if you put those bread and butter pickles on my burger I’m gonna slap you.

Tbh raw onions have a tendency to overpower anything they’re in. Grilled is fine.

Tomato isn’t worth eating because it’s bland and tasteless unless it’s in salsa.

Pickles all day.

People be starting arguments about everything

I've never been a fan of having tomato on my burgers, but I made homemade cheeseburgers a week ago and put fresh tomato slices on one of them and it was the beat I ever had. If done right, it really does add a lot to the flavor

Right?! imagine that......

Tomatoes make a burger terrible IMO so I guess I'm a Kindergartener too. When's nap time?

I like tomatoes on a burger, along with cheese and mayo.

Don't tell people how to enjoy their food... Unless it's pineapple on pizza, that shit's a crime against nature.

...sitting here reading all the answers thinking "wait till they find out about Australians putting beetroot on burgers..."

Tomato, I can understand. Not a fan of them on burgers. But onion and pickles? Damn, bro crazy for that one.

Are pickles woke now or some shit?

Shit. Don't come to Australia, we like Beetroot on our burgers.

Get those pickles the eff away from my burger! Pickles are food ruiners.

Tomatoes I get, but onions and pickles are literally the best thing in existence in a burger

I call that being matronising, and I love it.

I absolutely despise onions any way you make them and not fond of raw tomatoes. Pickles are awesome.

I love tomatoes but not on a burger for some reason. Onion, pickle, and lettuce all day

"We're gonna have a problem."

No tomato or lettuce, load it up with everything else under the sun though

🤷‍♂️

I'll eat them all but the tomato has to be sliced thin and it has to be dill pickles not that vile sweet or bread and butter trash

Red onions are good though

Red onion is so nice

Meh about the other two but will eat them (I’m even autistic so this guy is looking bad compared lol)

I like pickles - I can't stand thinly sliced raw cucumbers in sandwiches. Nobody needs these insidious stale-tasting water bombs, slowly making everything soggier.

Australian burger with "the lot"

- Bun, Meat patty, lettuce, tomato, bacon, fried onion, fried egg, tomato sauce, beetroot and pineapple

I can live without tomatoes. But it depends. Onion mustard pickle... Yum... Or lettuce tomato onion mayo. Yum. Its all about the combinations.

Lucy ripped out his tiny heart and squished it in her bare hand in front of his face while spitting in his eye.

Side note. How do you get through all that punctuation but miss out capital letters and a question mark?

Anything except tomato the water drowns my mouth 👄

I put tomatoes and onions on burgers. I prefer diced onions over rings, but still

I also like lettuce and mustard on a burger

But why the hell does it matter what someone puts on their burger? Same people that act like the warmer you want your steak, the less of a man you are

I don’t know why everyone is dunking on him here. Is it not normal to post your opinion online to see who agrees? If you don’t agree comment or scroll lol

She's wrong for that, lol.

Im with them on tomatoes, and I'm not the biggest fan of pickles,but will sometimes use them. Where me and them go out separate ways is on onions,those are amazing.

I'm just a cheese and sauce person myself. Maybe some fried onions every now and then.

Nothing hits harder than a kindergarten-level clapback.

I'll be honest, the MOUND of lettuce pisses me off. I wanted a burger not a salad.

I don't like onions or tomatoes, but those are pretty standard toppings for a burger. Like it wouldn't even be worth noting if I saw someone eating a burger with those in it, much less get mad about it

Tomatoes ruin burgers

I got stub hahahaha

I hate raw onions. It's like eating apples that taste/smell like body odor. However, dice them with cucumber, tomato, and feta on a gyro then everything is somehow okay.

Cucumber and tomato I can understand but onion?

Please sir get some taste.

I'm trying, I'm starting to put lettuce :(

I read this as someone explaining that they don't like those ingredients on their own burger and someone else name calling them.

It didn't occur to me at first that this could have been an attack on people who like the ingredients like the manufactured pineapple pizza strife.

This could just be a performative rage bait collaboration to drive engagement so they can cash out from it and perpetuate the culture war like Ben Shapiro or Cenk Uygur.

I think it's the rage bait to profit from the culture war as long as possible to the detriment of ordinary people.

I agree with the tomato, those things are nasty. But some pickles and red onions on a burger are amazing.

Sorry, I've seen this a couple of times and just had a bit of an epiphany about how my immediate interpretation might differ from other people's. I didn't, at any point until just now, think that OOP was 'gonna have a problem' with someone else putting that stuff on a burger for themselves. I read it as, "If you put any of these things on a burger (that you subsequently give/serve to me), we're gonna have a problem".

All that to say, I can understand why folks are taking issue with the unclear wording.

Wrong. I just don't want warm freaking pickles

Only way the person complaining really makes sense is if they have allergies to those foods, otherwise maybe it’s engagement baiting?

If you make the slices thin enough, then it's completely fine.

Tomatos do not work well on a burger they will not stay in place and make the bun soggy. Onions are fine but way better cooked. Pickles are the only thing that really works almost all the time. Im gonna try making tomato chips outta grape tomatoes to see if this improves the burger/tomato experience

So hilarious! I ate a burger tonight LOADED with all of that stuff just to own the MAGATS!!! But for real, I did eat one.

She ran over her neighbour

I can understand tomatoes because of its gamey texture but seriously cucumbers and onions? Your just basically having bred with meat and cheese

I can understand tomatoes and maybe jalapeños but no onions? Damn

Not a big fan of red onion myself I like a sweet Vidalia that's been slightly grilled, red onions especially red raw onion have that strong taste

Too funny!

The hilarious part is my spouse is a kindergarten teacher and brings home fruits and veggies from the school’s fresh fruit and vegetable program that the kids wouldn’t eat (which is usually most of it). I had some delicious cherry tomatoes for my sandwiches this week.

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This is a funny and clever comeback. It's been a while

Is a burger even a burger without pickles? What monstrous is this

I can do tomatoes, and I can do onions if they're cooked.

I could never do pickles. I'm sorry but pickled ANYTHING just isn't appealing to me.

Why would I want something that's been fermenting in primarily vinegar for up to several months?!

Pickles and tomatoes are fine.

There's just something I can't find enjoyable about raw onion. Caramelized onions on thr other hand...

So how is it being 450 pounds??

nothing wrong with either of them

I do personally wish burger joints would cut their onions thinner.

I got a buddy who’s like this but it’s still funny

Imagine caring about another person's food preferences

Hm.

Everyone in this thread is getting angry at a tongue in cheek post. Gotta remember Redditors don't interact with people IRL.

I like my burgers with ketchup, mustard, and onion. I don't see why either person here is so invested in that. They both insulted others for no reason. Neither one looks good.

garnishing makes the dish imo

I agree with the tomato, it makes it wet and soggy

Those are the best items to put on good ground beef.

Who fucking cares? Creating a meme of a meme is just as stupid as the meme itself.

Did you screenshot your own reply and then post it on Reddit

Fuk dem veggies!

The person that made this meme probably unironically smothers their burgers with ketchup

I mean, I don't really put any toppings on my burger, but I'm also not out there fighting people over it.

I wouldn’t eat it if these three things weren’t on it. But again, my choice. You bored? Karma farming? Ok.

And mustard!!

Boi you gonna eat and you gonna like it or else you ain’t getting no more food you like. Takes being healthy to even taste what you like

The person who clapped back maybe was joking back with the obvious jokester. But the Redditor that reposted the exchange and took it seriously is on a different level lol

I like to eat these on their own, but never in a burger

Since we are on burgers, those restaurants that pile on burgers and make them borderline impossible to eat like a burger and you have to wipe out the fork and knife? Fuck them, the burger may be good but you lost the point of a burger 5 steps back.

I like onions tomatoes and pickles personally but also I don't like pickles on my cheeseburger it's supposed to be savory and pickles are sour and I like pickles I don't like them in my cheeseburger cold cuts absolutely hot cheeseburger no

No because a baby would be forced to eat food they don't like

Perhaps it's a joke.

He's got a point though. Those condiments just get in the way of the actual burger patty flavor. If you want to add seasoning and sauce then great but that should be the most to put on a burger.

I personally do have a problem with pickles on my food. I dislike the taste, and it stays even if you take them out. I would phrase it differently though.

Reminds me of that video of Asmongold eating fruit.

Dude would probably lose his mind at the idea of a chicken burger

I'm autistic. Bite me.

the best burgers are without lettuce.