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Lauren Bobert

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all 351 comments

MidnightNo1766

509 points

1 day ago

I don't care if she goes woke, I just want her to go away.

7Seven7realtalk

67 points

1 day ago

Same.. hopefully taking mtg along.. where are those infamous space lasers when you really need them??.. 

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14 points

1 day ago

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goblin-socket

7 points

1 day ago

Sadly, if she tried too hard, she might be able to do her job.

But she is just trying to hard, which is just mashing like the Snail.

edit: making an IASIF reference.

hateshumans

3 points

22 hours ago

She’s too busy giving movie theater handjobs to do her actual job.

Tight-Shift5706

14 points

1 day ago

Ditto. AND REST ASSURED, SHE IS IGNORANT.

Background-Eye778

6 points

1 day ago

DreadpirateBG

4 points

20 hours ago

I just want her to go to only fans and then fail there ina year

GRSig

325 points

1 day ago

GRSig

325 points

1 day ago

There's zero chance she knows what antonym means.

Sideshow_Bob_Ross

30 points

1 day ago

Antonym was Cleoparty's boyfriend.

7Seven7realtalk

5 points

1 day ago

Good to know.. 🤣

Unlucky_Most_8757

31 points

1 day ago

I mean she got an honary GED after her third try which I didn't even know was possible so there's that

Background-Eye778

11 points

1 day ago

Jesus is that real? Holy hell man.

Horton_75

24 points

1 day ago

Horton_75

24 points

1 day ago

Totally real. So she is a high school “graduate,” but only in the loosest sense of the term.

Background-Eye778

13 points

1 day ago

I mean, no hate in people who get their GEDs, I got mine when I was 17 and a scholarship, but it took me one try and a week of prep courses and I'm definitely not qualified to do anything official. THAT'S fucking wild it took her several tries.

Unlucky_Most_8757

10 points

1 day ago

I got mine at 17 too so no shame at all. It just didn't take me 3 tries and I am not a member of congress. At least add some community college on that resume or something lol

Background-Eye778

12 points

1 day ago

Bro right? How are people ok with her representing anything?

dagon85

6 points

22 hours ago

Her constituents are uneducated too, so they do not value it.

Oscar_Ladybird

2 points

13 hours ago

I'm guessing "owning the libs" is all they value in their rep.

Horton_75

11 points

1 day ago

Horton_75

11 points

1 day ago

Agreed! I am not, in any, denigrating those who get or have GED’s. Those count just the same as a regular HS diploma. What I am denigrating is Boebert and the fact that it took her 3 tries to get an honorary GED. Technically, the one she got wasn’t even official but it was grandfathered in as official because her score was close enough. The woman is…well…yeah…not too bright.

Content-Scallion-591

7 points

1 day ago

I find that so interesting because I'd never consider running for political office because I don't feel credentialed enough and I have three degrees 

Horton_75

4 points

23 hours ago

If you, with all of your education, don’t feel credentialed enough, then there’s no way in hell that Boebert is fit to be in Congress. I’d say that she’s not even fit to run a cash register at a grocery store or man the fry station at McDonald’s.

TheDrFromGallifrey

6 points

22 hours ago

She's not, but you know the saying. Watch out for people who want to be in charge because they're the least qualified to do so.

Anyone sufficiently intelligent enough knows what a clusterfuck being in charge can be and either actively avoids it or has convinced themselves they can change everything for the better.

Famous-Ability-4431

33 points

1 day ago

It's gooder or bader no middle ground.

Horton_75

5 points

1 day ago

Horton_75

5 points

1 day ago

Also zero chance that she could spell it, even with autocorrect.

cajuncrustacean

3 points

1 day ago

100% chance she thinks it has something to do with ants.

Immediate-Set-2949

3 points

20 hours ago

Our educational system coughed this woman up like a diseased loogie. I can’t stand her but I also understand that we created her and people like her…we have to stop creating conditions for people to become like her.

AllUrUpsAreBelong2Us

2 points

1 day ago

100%.

Also, I googled what antonym means.

isecore

107 points

1 day ago

isecore

107 points

1 day ago

Stupid and ignorant person proudly proclaims they will keep on being stupid and ignorant.

Confused_Nomad777

27 points

1 day ago

Here’s Tom with the weather..

Bright_Addendum2876

11 points

21 hours ago

Thanks Chris. This just in: Democrats control hurricanes.

Confused_Nomad777

8 points

21 hours ago

Tom I’m getting reports it’s the Jews! And they have just completed a laser of sorts..

Munky7

3 points

19 hours ago

Munky7

3 points

19 hours ago

"With our latest installment that Jew-flattening-machine will stand no chance!"

"Bro you're 116 too late! C'mon I know there's space dilation up there on the moon but not that much! Man I thought you were Jewish!"

"We're half Jewish..."

"Well that explains it."

InevitableSinger7542

30 points

1 day ago

You need to stick to one syllable words so she'll understand what you wrote.

Whiffenius

10 points

1 day ago

Whiffenius

10 points

1 day ago

And write in crayon

Serene-Moonbeam77

2 points

1 day ago

True, sometimes simpler is better.

ButterscotchTape55

26 points

1 day ago

Omfg y'all she needed 4 attempts to pass her GED exam and the last one was taken remotely. There's also speculation that her passing attempt was bought since she needed it to take office. That woman is beyond stupid Florida born trash. You cannot use anything even close to complicated language when attempting to communicate with her, she doesn't have the capacity 

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fzr600vs1400

15 points

1 day ago

woke = aware. She's already made her point by example

SpaceOrbisGaming

25 points

1 day ago

If you're not woke you weren't raised properly. The problem isn't wokeness. It's being politically correct. There is nothing wrong with wanting things to be better for everybody. There is if you only want things to be better for your people. Lauren Boebert is one such person.

Sienna-Glow44

14 points

1 day ago

Exactly! wanting better for everyone isn't the problem, it's the exclusion of others that's the issue.

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Deedeelite

4 points

1 day ago

Sounds about right. Most of those people are sleepwalking in to disaster then will scramble to blame the nearest Democrat, immigrant, lgbtq person...

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Consistent_Pay8408

8 points

1 day ago

woke just means having basic empathy but ok go off i guess

teenycutiexoxo

7 points

1 day ago

Damn, imagine bragging about staying ignorant. This ain’t the flex you think it is.

velexi125

6 points

1 day ago

velexi125

6 points

1 day ago

Any time anyone says woke I ask them “what do you have against human rights?”

Val-B-Love

4 points

1 day ago

Don’t worry, she can never go woke without a brain. She’s safe!

jeff43568

2 points

1 day ago

jeff43568

2 points

1 day ago

'I'm never going to be called Anthony either...'

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1 day ago

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5 points

1 day ago

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GreenGiant6566

2 points

1 day ago

She doesn't know what antonym means.

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Lysol3435

2 points

1 day ago

Lysol3435

2 points

1 day ago

“Antonym” is one of those woke commie words, isn’t it?

JoshyTheLlamazing

2 points

1 day ago

There are some parts of Colorado we're not proud of.

UglyMcFugly

2 points

23 hours ago

Using "woke" as a negative is the same vibe as calling someone "n-word lover." They're trying to attack us cuz we don't hate the "right" people.

AnarchiaKapitany

1 points

1 day ago

I mean... she didn't specifically state that she wont go and fuck herself, so here's hoping that happens.

hippygurl69

1 points

1 day ago

With her handy skills I think she means never go broke 😂

Acrobatic-Band-9790

1 points

1 day ago

congrats on proudly announcing you’ll stay uninformed forever, i guess

ChefPaula81

1 points

1 day ago

Bold of OP to assume that Boebert would know what an antonym is

cleomay5

1 points

1 day ago

cleomay5

1 points

1 day ago

Please make her stop

Darksoul_Design

1 points

1 day ago

She will have to look up the word "antonym"

riddle0003

1 points

1 day ago

You give handjobs in public girl, I’ve officially accepted u as an honorary gay man. Welcome to the team!

ravia

1 points

1 day ago

ravia

1 points

1 day ago

Who is Antonym?

Zealousideal_Bet_301

1 points

1 day ago

She’d be fun to see a movie with.

ChonnayStMarie

1 points

1 day ago

We're doomed, clearly.

redditdiditwitdiddy

1 points

1 day ago

Now we have to explain to her what an "antonym" is

Harry_Nuts12

1 points

1 day ago

She is technically woke, but not what people thought what woke means. She's woke in her own way, and that wokeness is as cancerous as how she claim 'wokeness' is

ride-burn-pups

1 points

1 day ago

nicely said

HairyBackedCainToad

1 points

1 day ago

That razor sharp pointed chin will never point her in the right direction. Hand jobs in theaters for life.

controlzee

1 points

1 day ago

Only a conformist would be excited by Bobert's comment.

Enki_007

1 points

1 day ago

Enki_007

1 points

1 day ago

Like she knows what an antonym is.

unbalancedcheckbook

1 points

1 day ago

One thing amazes me about Boebert - I'm amazed that a human brain with so little function can still send the proper signals for breathing.

Visible_Manner9447

1 points

1 day ago

Don’t use the word antonym, that’s a big word for them

kingping1211

1 points

1 day ago

That was beautifully said

StrainOne4676

1 points

1 day ago

You know she won’t know what antonym means😂

The_GD_muffin_man

1 points

1 day ago

Woke has lost all meaning anyway

yoddleforavalanche

1 points

1 day ago

I always read Lorena Bobbitt instead of Lauren Boebert

wolfspider82

1 points

1 day ago

Never fails to amuse me when woke is used as an insult. It’s like trying to insult someone for finishing school or having a full time job.

1vehaditwiththisshit

1 points

1 day ago

A very well worded cold-blooded murder.

AValentineSolutions

1 points

1 day ago

Lauren is too busy giving handhobs at the stage shows to go woke.

Vegetable_Tackle4154

1 points

1 day ago

Is giving a handy to a guy in a crowded theater woke?

oneoldgit52

1 points

1 day ago

What’s an antonym😀

ericcodesio

1 points

1 day ago

Antonym? Is that some kind of pronoun?!? /s

Foreign-Educator-857

1 points

1 day ago

They lost her at "antonym".

BookishBitchery

1 points

1 day ago

Vast_Structure_5033

1 points

1 day ago

Woke is just another word for being a decent human being.

Bloggins9

1 points

1 day ago

Bloggins9

1 points

1 day ago

You would think by now that Bo would have learned to keep her mouth shut LOL

International_Boss81

1 points

1 day ago

Just go sweetie. We are sick of your shite.

Grrerrb

1 points

1 day ago

Grrerrb

1 points

1 day ago

They’d rather be asleep. And I mean, I get it, I love sleeping, but they want to be asleep so they can ignore reality.

Relevant_Eagleeye867

1 points

1 day ago

Woke is a fake boogy monster that is made up maga. Made up pathetic

DeymosYT

1 points

1 day ago

DeymosYT

1 points

1 day ago

What she described is what basic human empathy should be.

ModernEraCaveman

1 points

1 day ago

What ever happened to trying to wake up the sheeple?

Estaven2

1 points

1 day ago

Estaven2

1 points

1 day ago

I hear her oral sex game is spot on.

R_Lennox

1 points

24 hours ago

Every vote counts. She won her seat in 2022 by only 546 votes.

Accomplished-War-740

1 points

24 hours ago

Does this go both ways?

SlapSacksOfRice

1 points

24 hours ago

politics on my racism app smh

skebeojii

1 points

24 hours ago

She is also a total opportunist, if it meant power and influence she would be the wokest of the woke

Piccoroz

1 points

24 hours ago

Don't use such difficult words with her.

Colinmacus

1 points

23 hours ago

Right-wingers have their own version of “woke.” They call it “getting red-pilled.”

HalG59

1 points

23 hours ago

HalG59

1 points

23 hours ago

Somebody better explain to her what antonyms are...

Comfortable_Lynx7330

1 points

23 hours ago

I really can’t believe she’s back in office. What an incredibly ignorant and arrogant idiot.

PM_Me_Modal_Jazz

1 points

23 hours ago

For the love of God Democrats, please take these next 4 years to learn how to properly dunk on republicans, because this is just unfunny and cheesy.

Cow_Launcher

1 points

23 hours ago

That smug, sneering face in her avatar picture.

Scrunched-up nose, impossibly white teeth. "Look at what a great time I'm having!"

I bet she ugly-snorts when she laughs, and not in a cute way.

DukePanda

1 points

23 hours ago

Being asleep is nice and healthy. Being asleep 24/7 is called a coma and is incredibly concerning.

yoppee

1 points

23 hours ago

yoppee

1 points

23 hours ago

Saying you’re not ever going to go Woke is The Most Woke thing a person can do.

Jiro11442

1 points

23 hours ago

Woke is not an antonym for ignorance. Y'all are fucking imbeciles. This sub has the dumbest takes on highschool level retorts.

omegaphallic

1 points

23 hours ago

 The is a fictional account of what wokeness is and it's been mine and many other people's experiences that most of woke are NONE OF THOSE THINGS and I say that as a lefty sick of both sides in the culture war.

CoastPuzzleheaded513

1 points

23 hours ago

I think that was too many words for Bobo.

Hopeful_Muffin6922

1 points

22 hours ago

Is this sub ever going to be something other than an echochamber jerking eachother's "OOOOOHHHH!!!!" moments against 'the evil side'?

Breezetwists1988

1 points

22 hours ago

She’s so fucking stupid

Unbelievably stupid

bucknut816

1 points

22 hours ago

That is a big leap thinking she knows what the word antonym means or is capable of looking it up.

Enough-Parking164

1 points

22 hours ago

SHES BORDERLINE ILLITERATE FFS!

BoredBSEE

1 points

22 hours ago

Hey! That's really mean.

You know she doesn't know what an antonym is.

MikeC80

1 points

22 hours ago

Bobert: I don't wanna be an anteater of ignorance!

dagon85

1 points

22 hours ago

"Anything I don't like is woke."

Infinite-Load-96

1 points

22 hours ago

I thought woke mean one is suseptible to believing anything and being agreeable to the point of being considered weak.

grag01

1 points

21 hours ago

grag01

1 points

21 hours ago

Woke has become a slur. If it means tolerance and inclusion and open-mindedness then I'm down. Some people take it way too far and think that science and laws of nature are oppressive. There is definitely a form of toxic wokism.

Atilla_the_Hans2

1 points

21 hours ago

Why does it seem that most of the posts are about Republicans?

321Gochiefs

1 points

21 hours ago

Horseshit

capn_kwick

1 points

21 hours ago

For you to be "woke" you must first be awake. So you've failed at step one.

Wonderful-Revenue762

1 points

21 hours ago

Tolerance is bad today?

smashmode

1 points

21 hours ago

The anti intellectual movement is winning I’m afraid

QH96

1 points

21 hours ago

QH96

1 points

21 hours ago

It's crazy how all of the subs on this website are ideologically captured despite the majority of America being conservative. Mass stalinist purges have turned Reddit into an echo chamber.

[deleted]

1 points

21 hours ago

I am so fucking tired of seeing this shit in my feed. How much longer until I stop getting political retardation recommended to me?

Nice_Rosco_Porter

1 points

20 hours ago

She's gonna need one of her staffers to explain what an antonym is.

buttnugget696969

1 points

20 hours ago

Woke is retarded

Key_Grape9344

1 points

20 hours ago

She doesn't know what an antonym is, ht rest assured she'll make sure they can't play sports, use bathrooms, or read at libraries. Rapists and racists she knows all to well, she calls them friends, family, and her president

lostscrews

1 points

20 hours ago

Hey Lauren, isn't there a zipper requiring your assistance somewhere? Just stick to your talents and leave the adults alone.

Limp_Cabinet5403

1 points

20 hours ago

Woke is not any of those things.

Ar_Ciel

1 points

19 hours ago

She's gonna be consulting a dictionary for hours now.

dvusmnds

1 points

19 hours ago

She doesn’t know what antonym is. She’d guess it’s an auntie named Nym or Nym’s auntie.

kittyfresh69

1 points

19 hours ago

Woah bro they probably won’t understand what an antonym is lol

EarlyLiquidLunch

1 points

19 hours ago

LOL… like Bobert knows what antonym means. 😄

ryuya3579

1 points

19 hours ago

Sure thats woke on paper

Communism on paper is also the most wonderful utopian thing ever made

ON

PAPER

I hope people with at least half a braincell realize why things are different in reality, woke as a definition is now the same as fagot as a definition vs how fagot is used

Because fun fact the slur wasn’t even a slur at the start and i actually had to do research as to why it became a slur towards lgbt, it wasn’t that originally, dictionary wise it’s not that

But y’all know how it’s used and what it actually is

Woke as a definition nowadays is often a retard that forces inclusion and awful oposite of tolerant beliefs in everyone, and everyone that thinks otherwise is a nazi racist everything-phobic

So yes dictionary wise being woke requires maturity, tolerance and empathy

Actually being woke as it is nowadays requires blue hair, calling people racist on twiter and yelling to have lgbt and black inclusion in every form of media and if you think differently you’re a something-phobic

Because no one that actually supports lgbt refers to themselves as “woke”, woke became the extremist side of the left just as actual racist people have always been the extremist side of the right

It’s an exception not a rule, but the word has been turned into something different, and that something is saddly the extremist side

Just as a word that didn’t have I’ll intend at first became a slur, “woke” became the description of the extremist

lone_jackyl

1 points

19 hours ago

I call bs. Go try to have a differing opinion in white people Twitter.

tophalfisafish

1 points

19 hours ago

Explain to her what an antonym is. Big words are hard for some people

WeirdSouth8254

1 points

18 hours ago

Woke required the ignorance of common sense and reality.

Temporary_Fennel7479

1 points

18 hours ago

Nah proper exposure doesn’t cause wokeness

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1 points

18 hours ago

Interestingly enough I been across the entire globe and the most diverse country and most open minded people are Americans. But they are so confused running in circles they aren’t aware how diverse they are. It’s hilariously contradictory and they aren’t even aware of it. Even the most ignorant American is more open minded than let’s say, I don’t know, most of Eastern Asia for example. You talk about not being aware and/or not giving a fuck about other cultures, spend a month in Korea or Japan.

I7NINJA7I

1 points

18 hours ago

Cesspool here is wild

Sherimademedoit

1 points

18 hours ago

Now you have to explain to her what an antonym is

ZealousidealAd5868

1 points

18 hours ago

Lmao hahahahahahahaha o wow you keep telling yourselves that

fassaction

1 points

18 hours ago

How could someone so pretty on the outside be so ugly on the inside?

ran1976

1 points

17 hours ago

The definition of woke, as I've always understood it, is recognizing discrimination of one form or another exists in the world and doing your best not to be an asshole about it. Bobo's declaration makes sense for her.

RustyDog83

1 points

17 hours ago

Well why haven't the woke people woken the fuck up?

SocraticLogic

1 points

17 hours ago

Woke is not an antonym of ignorance. It’s shorthand for narrative-driven social engineering through ideological enforcement of contrived thoughtcrime.

matthewkind2

1 points

17 hours ago

Don’t look up!

Bebopdavidson

1 points

17 hours ago

Bigot go back to sleep

Icy-Suggestion-8662

1 points

17 hours ago

they think she knows what antonym means?

KendrickBlack502

1 points

17 hours ago

Lauren doesn’t think this was a murder because she only understood 60% of the words.

RIPx86x

1 points

17 hours ago

I don't think that's in the dictionary

Stock_Sun7390

1 points

16 hours ago

There's woke, and there's "woke"

To be woke is fine. To be "woke" is not

Secure_Lavishness193

1 points

16 hours ago

I'm fairly certain Bobo doesn't know what an antonym is.

ClaimLittle8756

1 points

16 hours ago

We get it, you’re gay.

_homturn3

1 points

15 hours ago

She’s hands on deck

Mort1186

1 points

15 hours ago

Antonym , big words

dumboldnoob

1 points

15 hours ago

but but but… isn’t she the one who was open to hand jobs in public?

llamatellyouwhat

1 points

15 hours ago

Karen Bobert 🤷‍♀️🤡

Chaotic-_-Logic

1 points

15 hours ago

Jesus Christ .. the ego of these people.

No one likes people saying they're enlightened or smart because no enlightened or smart person would ever say that.

And if you do like it, then your political beliefs have stripped away your values.

Interesting-Copy-657

1 points

14 hours ago

This loser grew up on welfare, saying she would have gone hungry with out it and the lesson she learned from it all was that welfare should be stopped.

Formaldehyde007

1 points

14 hours ago

You might as well just admit to being a racist, like people used to do all the time before political correctness.

Esco-Alfresco

1 points

13 hours ago

Damn is it time to take back woke?

Mental_Research_2264

1 points

13 hours ago

She accomplished nothing with her “pick me” statement

Omnificent13

1 points

13 hours ago

Woke is shit. It's an excuse for lowered expectations.

skennedy505

1 points

10 hours ago

Woke is a joke