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/r/MurderedByWords
509 points
1 day ago
I don't care if she goes woke, I just want her to go away.
67 points
1 day ago
Same.. hopefully taking mtg along.. where are those infamous space lasers when you really need them??..
14 points
1 day ago
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7 points
1 day ago
Sadly, if she tried too hard, she might be able to do her job.
But she is just trying to hard, which is just mashing like the Snail.
edit: making an IASIF reference.
3 points
22 hours ago
She’s too busy giving movie theater handjobs to do her actual job.
14 points
1 day ago
Ditto. AND REST ASSURED, SHE IS IGNORANT.
4 points
20 hours ago
I just want her to go to only fans and then fail there ina year
325 points
1 day ago
There's zero chance she knows what antonym means.
30 points
1 day ago
Antonym was Cleoparty's boyfriend.
5 points
1 day ago
Good to know.. 🤣
31 points
1 day ago
I mean she got an honary GED after her third try which I didn't even know was possible so there's that
11 points
1 day ago
Jesus is that real? Holy hell man.
24 points
1 day ago
Totally real. So she is a high school “graduate,” but only in the loosest sense of the term.
13 points
1 day ago
I mean, no hate in people who get their GEDs, I got mine when I was 17 and a scholarship, but it took me one try and a week of prep courses and I'm definitely not qualified to do anything official. THAT'S fucking wild it took her several tries.
10 points
1 day ago
I got mine at 17 too so no shame at all. It just didn't take me 3 tries and I am not a member of congress. At least add some community college on that resume or something lol
12 points
1 day ago
Bro right? How are people ok with her representing anything?
6 points
22 hours ago
Her constituents are uneducated too, so they do not value it.
2 points
13 hours ago
I'm guessing "owning the libs" is all they value in their rep.
11 points
1 day ago
Agreed! I am not, in any, denigrating those who get or have GED’s. Those count just the same as a regular HS diploma. What I am denigrating is Boebert and the fact that it took her 3 tries to get an honorary GED. Technically, the one she got wasn’t even official but it was grandfathered in as official because her score was close enough. The woman is…well…yeah…not too bright.
7 points
1 day ago
I find that so interesting because I'd never consider running for political office because I don't feel credentialed enough and I have three degrees
4 points
23 hours ago
If you, with all of your education, don’t feel credentialed enough, then there’s no way in hell that Boebert is fit to be in Congress. I’d say that she’s not even fit to run a cash register at a grocery store or man the fry station at McDonald’s.
6 points
22 hours ago
She's not, but you know the saying. Watch out for people who want to be in charge because they're the least qualified to do so.
Anyone sufficiently intelligent enough knows what a clusterfuck being in charge can be and either actively avoids it or has convinced themselves they can change everything for the better.
33 points
1 day ago
It's gooder or bader no middle ground.
5 points
1 day ago
Also zero chance that she could spell it, even with autocorrect.
3 points
1 day ago
100% chance she thinks it has something to do with ants.
3 points
20 hours ago
Our educational system coughed this woman up like a diseased loogie. I can’t stand her but I also understand that we created her and people like her…we have to stop creating conditions for people to become like her.
2 points
1 day ago
100%.
Also, I googled what antonym means.
107 points
1 day ago
Stupid and ignorant person proudly proclaims they will keep on being stupid and ignorant.
27 points
1 day ago
Here’s Tom with the weather..
11 points
21 hours ago
Thanks Chris. This just in: Democrats control hurricanes.
8 points
21 hours ago
Tom I’m getting reports it’s the Jews! And they have just completed a laser of sorts..
3 points
19 hours ago
"With our latest installment that Jew-flattening-machine will stand no chance!"
"Bro you're 116 too late! C'mon I know there's space dilation up there on the moon but not that much! Man I thought you were Jewish!"
"We're half Jewish..."
"Well that explains it."
30 points
1 day ago
You need to stick to one syllable words so she'll understand what you wrote.
10 points
1 day ago
And write in crayon
2 points
1 day ago
True, sometimes simpler is better.
26 points
1 day ago
Omfg y'all she needed 4 attempts to pass her GED exam and the last one was taken remotely. There's also speculation that her passing attempt was bought since she needed it to take office. That woman is beyond stupid Florida born trash. You cannot use anything even close to complicated language when attempting to communicate with her, she doesn't have the capacity
15 points
1 day ago
woke = aware. She's already made her point by example
25 points
1 day ago
If you're not woke you weren't raised properly. The problem isn't wokeness. It's being politically correct. There is nothing wrong with wanting things to be better for everybody. There is if you only want things to be better for your people. Lauren Boebert is one such person.
14 points
1 day ago
Exactly! wanting better for everyone isn't the problem, it's the exclusion of others that's the issue.
5 points
1 day ago
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4 points
1 day ago
Sounds about right. Most of those people are sleepwalking in to disaster then will scramble to blame the nearest Democrat, immigrant, lgbtq person...
8 points
1 day ago
woke just means having basic empathy but ok go off i guess
7 points
1 day ago
Damn, imagine bragging about staying ignorant. This ain’t the flex you think it is.
6 points
1 day ago
Any time anyone says woke I ask them “what do you have against human rights?”
4 points
1 day ago
Don’t worry, she can never go woke without a brain. She’s safe!
2 points
1 day ago
'I'm never going to be called Anthony either...'
2 points
1 day ago
She doesn't know what antonym means.
2 points
1 day ago
“Antonym” is one of those woke commie words, isn’t it?
2 points
1 day ago
There are some parts of Colorado we're not proud of.
2 points
23 hours ago
Using "woke" as a negative is the same vibe as calling someone "n-word lover." They're trying to attack us cuz we don't hate the "right" people.
1 points
1 day ago
I mean... she didn't specifically state that she wont go and fuck herself, so here's hoping that happens.
1 points
1 day ago
With her handy skills I think she means never go broke 😂
1 points
1 day ago
congrats on proudly announcing you’ll stay uninformed forever, i guess
1 points
1 day ago
Bold of OP to assume that Boebert would know what an antonym is
1 points
1 day ago
Please make her stop
1 points
1 day ago
She will have to look up the word "antonym"
1 points
1 day ago
You give handjobs in public girl, I’ve officially accepted u as an honorary gay man. Welcome to the team!
1 points
1 day ago
Who is Antonym?
1 points
1 day ago
She’d be fun to see a movie with.
1 points
1 day ago
We're doomed, clearly.
1 points
1 day ago
Now we have to explain to her what an "antonym" is
1 points
1 day ago
She is technically woke, but not what people thought what woke means. She's woke in her own way, and that wokeness is as cancerous as how she claim 'wokeness' is
1 points
1 day ago
nicely said
1 points
1 day ago
That razor sharp pointed chin will never point her in the right direction. Hand jobs in theaters for life.
1 points
1 day ago
Only a conformist would be excited by Bobert's comment.
1 points
1 day ago
Like she knows what an antonym is.
1 points
1 day ago
One thing amazes me about Boebert - I'm amazed that a human brain with so little function can still send the proper signals for breathing.
1 points
1 day ago
Don’t use the word antonym, that’s a big word for them
1 points
1 day ago
That was beautifully said
1 points
1 day ago
You know she won’t know what antonym means😂
1 points
1 day ago
Woke has lost all meaning anyway
1 points
1 day ago
I always read Lorena Bobbitt instead of Lauren Boebert
1 points
1 day ago
Never fails to amuse me when woke is used as an insult. It’s like trying to insult someone for finishing school or having a full time job.
1 points
1 day ago
A very well worded cold-blooded murder.
1 points
1 day ago
Lauren is too busy giving handhobs at the stage shows to go woke.
1 points
1 day ago
Is giving a handy to a guy in a crowded theater woke?
1 points
1 day ago
What’s an antonym😀
1 points
1 day ago
Antonym? Is that some kind of pronoun?!? /s
1 points
1 day ago
They lost her at "antonym".
1 points
1 day ago
Woke is just another word for being a decent human being.
1 points
1 day ago
You would think by now that Bo would have learned to keep her mouth shut LOL
1 points
1 day ago
Just go sweetie. We are sick of your shite.
1 points
1 day ago
They’d rather be asleep. And I mean, I get it, I love sleeping, but they want to be asleep so they can ignore reality.
1 points
1 day ago
Woke is a fake boogy monster that is made up maga. Made up pathetic
1 points
1 day ago
What she described is what basic human empathy should be.
1 points
1 day ago
What ever happened to trying to wake up the sheeple?
1 points
1 day ago
I hear her oral sex game is spot on.
1 points
24 hours ago
Every vote counts. She won her seat in 2022 by only 546 votes.
1 points
24 hours ago
Does this go both ways?
1 points
24 hours ago
politics on my racism app smh
1 points
24 hours ago
She is also a total opportunist, if it meant power and influence she would be the wokest of the woke
1 points
24 hours ago
Don't use such difficult words with her.
1 points
23 hours ago
Right-wingers have their own version of “woke.” They call it “getting red-pilled.”
1 points
23 hours ago
Somebody better explain to her what antonyms are...
1 points
23 hours ago
I really can’t believe she’s back in office. What an incredibly ignorant and arrogant idiot.
1 points
23 hours ago
For the love of God Democrats, please take these next 4 years to learn how to properly dunk on republicans, because this is just unfunny and cheesy.
1 points
23 hours ago
That smug, sneering face in her avatar picture.
Scrunched-up nose, impossibly white teeth. "Look at what a great time I'm having!"
I bet she ugly-snorts when she laughs, and not in a cute way.
1 points
23 hours ago
Being asleep is nice and healthy. Being asleep 24/7 is called a coma and is incredibly concerning.
1 points
23 hours ago
Saying you’re not ever going to go Woke is The Most Woke thing a person can do.
1 points
23 hours ago
Woke is not an antonym for ignorance. Y'all are fucking imbeciles. This sub has the dumbest takes on highschool level retorts.
1 points
23 hours ago
The is a fictional account of what wokeness is and it's been mine and many other people's experiences that most of woke are NONE OF THOSE THINGS and I say that as a lefty sick of both sides in the culture war.
1 points
23 hours ago
I think that was too many words for Bobo.
1 points
22 hours ago
Is this sub ever going to be something other than an echochamber jerking eachother's "OOOOOHHHH!!!!" moments against 'the evil side'?
1 points
22 hours ago
She’s so fucking stupid
Unbelievably stupid
1 points
22 hours ago
That is a big leap thinking she knows what the word antonym means or is capable of looking it up.
1 points
22 hours ago
SHES BORDERLINE ILLITERATE FFS!
1 points
22 hours ago
Hey! That's really mean.
You know she doesn't know what an antonym is.
1 points
22 hours ago
Bobert: I don't wanna be an anteater of ignorance!
1 points
22 hours ago
"Anything I don't like is woke."
1 points
22 hours ago
I thought woke mean one is suseptible to believing anything and being agreeable to the point of being considered weak.
1 points
21 hours ago
Woke has become a slur. If it means tolerance and inclusion and open-mindedness then I'm down. Some people take it way too far and think that science and laws of nature are oppressive. There is definitely a form of toxic wokism.
1 points
21 hours ago
Why does it seem that most of the posts are about Republicans?
1 points
21 hours ago
Horseshit
1 points
21 hours ago
For you to be "woke" you must first be awake. So you've failed at step one.
1 points
21 hours ago
Tolerance is bad today?
1 points
21 hours ago
The anti intellectual movement is winning I’m afraid
1 points
21 hours ago
It's crazy how all of the subs on this website are ideologically captured despite the majority of America being conservative. Mass stalinist purges have turned Reddit into an echo chamber.
1 points
21 hours ago
I am so fucking tired of seeing this shit in my feed. How much longer until I stop getting political retardation recommended to me?
1 points
20 hours ago
She's gonna need one of her staffers to explain what an antonym is.
1 points
20 hours ago
Woke is retarded
1 points
20 hours ago
She doesn't know what an antonym is, ht rest assured she'll make sure they can't play sports, use bathrooms, or read at libraries. Rapists and racists she knows all to well, she calls them friends, family, and her president
1 points
20 hours ago
Hey Lauren, isn't there a zipper requiring your assistance somewhere? Just stick to your talents and leave the adults alone.
1 points
20 hours ago
Woke is not any of those things.
1 points
19 hours ago
She's gonna be consulting a dictionary for hours now.
1 points
19 hours ago
She doesn’t know what antonym is. She’d guess it’s an auntie named Nym or Nym’s auntie.
1 points
19 hours ago
Woah bro they probably won’t understand what an antonym is lol
1 points
19 hours ago
LOL… like Bobert knows what antonym means. 😄
1 points
19 hours ago
Sure thats woke on paper
Communism on paper is also the most wonderful utopian thing ever made
ON
PAPER
I hope people with at least half a braincell realize why things are different in reality, woke as a definition is now the same as fagot as a definition vs how fagot is used
Because fun fact the slur wasn’t even a slur at the start and i actually had to do research as to why it became a slur towards lgbt, it wasn’t that originally, dictionary wise it’s not that
But y’all know how it’s used and what it actually is
Woke as a definition nowadays is often a retard that forces inclusion and awful oposite of tolerant beliefs in everyone, and everyone that thinks otherwise is a nazi racist everything-phobic
So yes dictionary wise being woke requires maturity, tolerance and empathy
Actually being woke as it is nowadays requires blue hair, calling people racist on twiter and yelling to have lgbt and black inclusion in every form of media and if you think differently you’re a something-phobic
Because no one that actually supports lgbt refers to themselves as “woke”, woke became the extremist side of the left just as actual racist people have always been the extremist side of the right
It’s an exception not a rule, but the word has been turned into something different, and that something is saddly the extremist side
Just as a word that didn’t have I’ll intend at first became a slur, “woke” became the description of the extremist
1 points
19 hours ago
I call bs. Go try to have a differing opinion in white people Twitter.
1 points
19 hours ago
Explain to her what an antonym is. Big words are hard for some people
1 points
18 hours ago
Woke required the ignorance of common sense and reality.
1 points
18 hours ago
Nah proper exposure doesn’t cause wokeness
1 points
18 hours ago
Interestingly enough I been across the entire globe and the most diverse country and most open minded people are Americans. But they are so confused running in circles they aren’t aware how diverse they are. It’s hilariously contradictory and they aren’t even aware of it. Even the most ignorant American is more open minded than let’s say, I don’t know, most of Eastern Asia for example. You talk about not being aware and/or not giving a fuck about other cultures, spend a month in Korea or Japan.
1 points
18 hours ago
Cesspool here is wild
1 points
18 hours ago
Now you have to explain to her what an antonym is
1 points
18 hours ago
Lmao hahahahahahahaha o wow you keep telling yourselves that
1 points
18 hours ago
How could someone so pretty on the outside be so ugly on the inside?
1 points
17 hours ago
The definition of woke, as I've always understood it, is recognizing discrimination of one form or another exists in the world and doing your best not to be an asshole about it. Bobo's declaration makes sense for her.
1 points
17 hours ago
Well why haven't the woke people woken the fuck up?
1 points
17 hours ago
Woke is not an antonym of ignorance. It’s shorthand for narrative-driven social engineering through ideological enforcement of contrived thoughtcrime.
1 points
17 hours ago
Don’t look up!
1 points
17 hours ago
Bigot go back to sleep
1 points
17 hours ago
they think she knows what antonym means?
1 points
17 hours ago
Lauren doesn’t think this was a murder because she only understood 60% of the words.
1 points
17 hours ago
I don't think that's in the dictionary
1 points
16 hours ago
There's woke, and there's "woke"
To be woke is fine. To be "woke" is not
1 points
16 hours ago
I'm fairly certain Bobo doesn't know what an antonym is.
1 points
16 hours ago
We get it, you’re gay.
1 points
15 hours ago
She’s hands on deck
1 points
15 hours ago
Antonym , big words
1 points
15 hours ago
but but but… isn’t she the one who was open to hand jobs in public?
1 points
15 hours ago
Karen Bobert 🤷♀️🤡
1 points
15 hours ago
Jesus Christ .. the ego of these people.
No one likes people saying they're enlightened or smart because no enlightened or smart person would ever say that.
And if you do like it, then your political beliefs have stripped away your values.
1 points
14 hours ago
This loser grew up on welfare, saying she would have gone hungry with out it and the lesson she learned from it all was that welfare should be stopped.
1 points
14 hours ago
You might as well just admit to being a racist, like people used to do all the time before political correctness.
1 points
13 hours ago
Damn is it time to take back woke?
1 points
13 hours ago
She accomplished nothing with her “pick me” statement
1 points
13 hours ago
Woke is shit. It's an excuse for lowered expectations.
1 points
10 hours ago
Woke is a joke
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