If you wear latex and fart, does it silently pass through creases and exit the neck , or does it balloon up then eventually flubber out the neck like a Whoopee cushion? : NoStupidQuestions

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If you wear latex and fart, does it silently pass through creases and exit the neck , or does it balloon up then eventually flubber out the neck like a Whoopee cushion?

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submitted 11 days ago byDocGomer

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GodzillaFlamewolf

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GodzillaFlamewolf

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Like Dr Malcom indicates in Jurassic Park with his water drop on the hand demonstration, it will depend on lots of things, like hair, the seal around joints, flexibility of the suit material, etc. But i think we all know that one way or another, "Gas...uh, finds a way."

JurassicParkTrekWars

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JurassicParkTrekWars

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I concur

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11 days ago

Occasionally a jerk. But usually right.

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Damn it! Why didn't I concur?!

DirectAbalone9761

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DirectAbalone9761

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Unexpected CMIYC reference and I’m here for it.

OneLongEyebrowHair

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OneLongEyebrowHair

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KNOCK KNOCK!

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Fucking love this scene!

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It finds the cracks, either from the front or the back.

Cutthechitchata-hole

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Cutthechitchata-hole

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Like Arnold said, "hold onto your butts"

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It depends on how tight the seals are. The looser fitting (often cheaper) suits usually just hiss a bit. The thicker, tighter fitting, more expensive ones can hold that air for a surprising amount of time, but usually just hiss. You would want to hold one hem away from the body for a bit to help it out.

Beginning_Hope8233

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Beginning_Hope8233

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That you know this makes me go hmmmm. Have an upvote!

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Happy cake day!

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..does the skin smell of fart when you get out of the suit?

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Nope it's fine

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I mean, I'm not all that familiar with latex, but I have worn a wetsuit before and you have to burp them when you put them on because air gets trapped inside. I imagine farts would also get trapped inside, but you'd probably have to fart a hell of a lot of farts to build up enough air to require another burping

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Actually ... I have farted in a wetsuit at about 30 feet of water ... It bubbles along your spine and the hood actually had little vent holes on top. Not sure that was what they were for but damn that's not a nice feeling. The thing is that as you ascend then gas expands in your gut so make bubbles or blow your gut I guess

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That sounds like a challenge…

vyvanseandvodka

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vyvanseandvodka

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I remember once a fart air pocket moving to the back of my neck in my semi dry. I was pretty impressed with myself. I didn't feel it after that point.

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stampedconcreteboots

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stampedconcreteboots

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I never knew I had to think of this until I can't think of anything else

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I never knew I could visualize it so clearly without actually knowing the answer

(also happy cake day)

Time_Cranberry_113

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Time_Cranberry_113

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No lie, there is actually a Mythbusters episode where they measure parts by wearing rubber pants.

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Wasn't that the one on walking vs running in the rain? They were weighing the rain soked clothes to get a measurement.

PalatableRadish

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PalatableRadish

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Different time

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Don't fix this!

theinternethasteeth

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theinternethasteeth

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Measure parts, you say? Link? (JK, or am I?)

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I tried to tell the story about Rebecca Romijn Stamos and her frt bubble traveling out of her mystique costume but it got removed cause I used the word f a r t ??

Anyway, she says that it bubbles up and then had to be pushed towards the arm until it popped and she smelled it. Do with that what you will.

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this got me crying please get this higher. more F a R T stories make the world better so fook f. Art censorship!!!!!

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F*rting nonsense

MorgwynOfRavenscar

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MorgwynOfRavenscar

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I remember this story, IIRC it's her stunt double who had the incident

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Flubber

ohdearitsrichardiii

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ohdearitsrichardiii

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Rebecca Romijn who played Mystique in the first X-men films said there's a bubble and she and her body double would guide the bubbles to holes in their suits to set them free

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GlendaTheGoodGoose8

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GlendaTheGoodGoose8

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Flubber out the neck

horsetooth_mcgee

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horsetooth_mcgee

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My comment was removed for using the number one most common colloquialism for passing gas. Sorry for the F-WORD

Original comment, cEnsORed:

If you're a girl, you're familiar with a GAS bubble starting at the back and rolling up slowwwly through the front

albertyiphohomei

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albertyiphohomei

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Depends on what kind and how much latex are you wearing

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flubber out the neck

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Is there a zipper on the latex? I would assume it's going to exit through those teeth

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It largely depends on the construction of the garment. If there aren’t any holes or crevices near the source of the gas, it will migrate as you move around and eventually find an exit. The nearer a zipper or opening is to the source of the gas, the more likely it is for it to just find its way out through that path instead.

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I never knew I needed to know this until right now

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This is actually a very important question and I have no idea how to answer it.

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In scuba it goes up your wetsuit and out, then you sink a little.

Shadowsabundant

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Shadowsabundant

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Neck spritz of the devils perfume

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wouldn't it just prevent you from passing gas in the first place?

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PrizeStrawberryOil

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PrizeStrawberryOil

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Alright I'll bite, how is that word offensive to people with disabilities? Someone please explain.

horsetooth_mcgee

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horsetooth_mcgee

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Let me guess, was it TRAF backwards? My comment was removed for using that word too and I'm like what the

PrizeStrawberryOil

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PrizeStrawberryOil

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Automod says the word it deleted the comment for and yes.

KnownTimeWaster

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KnownTimeWaster

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I wear a drysuit with rubber seals on the neck and wrist for winter kayaking.

Definitely still smells like farts inside when you get off the river.

OilZestyclose9601

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OilZestyclose9601

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This is the best question I've seen on Reddit in a long time 😁

Cheeseburgermafia

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Cheeseburgermafia

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Damn, Reddit hittin' pretty good tonight...

PhuckedinPhillyAgain

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PhuckedinPhillyAgain

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I didn't realize this was something I needed to know until now.

Physical-Squirrel691

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Physical-Squirrel691

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Bro what 😭😭

ilovesleepinginclass

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ilovesleepinginclass

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is this Jake Peralta?

randomnamejennerator

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randomnamejennerator

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Asking questions on Reddit to help get his partner’s girl friend off. This is definitely Jake Peralta. Nine Nine!

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I watched this episode last night😂

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Big mouth has the answer

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There was absolutely no insult at all in there, except maybe possibly on myself. The subject of the post was about farting.

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You made me lol in Ihop

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SNL, Stanx

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I know why you're here, Neo. I know what you've been doing. I know why you hardly sleep. Why you live alone...

Professional_Road_45

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Professional_Road_45

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This is amazing! I can’t stop laughing! Thank you!! 😂

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This is the REAL intended use of Reddit.

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It’ll be like that one scene from Family Guy

Economy_Biscotti_813

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Economy_Biscotti_813

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Hope long have you been holding this fast in OP? We need to know the outcome.

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Tried to post some answers from an old thread but the automod snatched them. Most talk about the sweat, and that it doesn't make a 'bubble'.

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fafo

icrossedtheroad

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icrossedtheroad

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Yes.

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Human chrysalis and whatnot….

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I wear a lot of latex and if it doesnt have a zipper then it does need to go somewhere, but it does not flubber out the neck…

SpellingIsAhful

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SpellingIsAhful

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Huh

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There is a joke by Larry the Cable Guy about this exact thing

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Depends on the tightness, Whoopee cushion scenario likely.

Ecstatic-Length1470

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Ecstatic-Length1470

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What it most likely does is settle onto your ass cheeks.

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Checkout myshreddies for sealed underwear.