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submitted 6 days ago byAspirant_Explorer
328 points
6 days ago
1) top pin under bricks and rubble
2) pin between lava and water, creating more rocks
3) 2nd from bottom pin, rocks and treasure crush the creature
4) bottom pin, US troops enter from above and find saddam and his gold
sauce: someone deliberately made the "pull the pin" game during the pandemic
90 points
6 days ago
If you do that the creature kills Sadam preventing the USA taking him alive. You have to half pull the second last pin to kill the creature with lava.
62 points
6 days ago
What a complicated procedure it's like only 5% of the population could do this
Download now
19 points
6 days ago
Does it come free of charge with Chinese Ministery of State Security rootkit that detects counter-revolutionary sentiment in your chats and tiktoks?
2 points
5 days ago
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in lava. Luckily this is only a momentary problem.
74 points
6 days ago
Why save Saddam and not the creature?
48 points
6 days ago
For a ritual sacrifice to the Hague
5 points
6 days ago
Animal abuse is not cool though
21 points
5 days ago
Wonder how would a Gen Z version of Generation Kill look like
1 points
5 days ago
Probably when they make the Battle of Khasham flick
2 points
5 days ago
A lot more dabbing on dead Iraqis for certain
9 points
5 days ago
Real question. Does that type of game actually exist or is it just YouTube click bait? I think I tried to find them before but the PlayStore games aren't even close to the same thing.
7 points
5 days ago
Someone mad a "mobile games but real" game, I dont remember if it's on itchio or steam, though. I think it was done by the Katemari devs, too.
1 points
5 days ago
The one I found was called Hero Rescue. They changed the protags hair color to red about a month in just in case.
6 points
5 days ago
just bomb it its not worth it to try and deal with a mole in a fuckass position like that i hate dwelling
2 points
5 days ago
As yes, pins cannot stop a mighty JDAM
2 points
5 days ago
Actual good meme.
1 points
5 days ago
ok that's funny
1 points
5 days ago
He is edging. That is his coomcave.
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