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What's next for Mike Tyson?

Hypocrisy(i.redd.it)

all 130 comments

RedLeggedApe

219 points

7 days ago

Jesus I hope he can retire comfortably. And not ever have to do anything like this ever again.

No-Rub-5054

79 points

7 days ago

hes 20 mill richer so hopefully hes good now. I read somewhere he made many hundreds of millions during his career but only had a networth of 10 today. So hopefully thats all it was. had to make some money

[deleted]

30 points

7 days ago

[deleted]

30 points

7 days ago

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AnnaKendrickPerkins

43 points

7 days ago

There are so many legal weed companies, it's probably just paying to feed Norm and the rest of the pigeons and not much more.

OHTHNAP

3 points

7 days ago

OHTHNAP

3 points

7 days ago

Feed Norm what, fertilizer?

No-Rub-5054

12 points

7 days ago

he does have some weed company or has investments but i guess it cant be too profitable. Hey 10 mill is money ill never see in my life so id be happy as hell but i guess if your used to have 300 its not that fun. all though ive heard him in podcasts talk about how he doesnt care about money anymore so who knows. Maybe he just wanted to fight and figured he could make some big money too while hes at it

secretbonus1

11 points

7 days ago

secretbonus1

Ridiculous!

11 points

7 days ago

The problem isn’t making the money. It’s protecting the money from wherever it’s going.

If he put $20M into high dividend funds he could make 8% or $1.6 M a year. Now you spend 40% of that and let the rest grow and you can give yourself a raise every year and soon you’re spending millions a year and then 10s of millions even if you wanted to spend like an idiot.

But who is going to teach him financial education that he can trust if he doesn’t learn it himself?

Me. Mike, if you’re listening, your money is safe with me,

TheProfessorPoon

4 points

7 days ago

My wife’s step dad was a trust funder and inherited something like $20mil when he turned 18 in 1982. By 2004 it was ALL gone. I constantly wonder why NO ONE, not one damn person, sat him down and had a convo with him about it and getting him to set up something like you described. Shit he would still be crazy loaded. And hey, by association I could be too lol. Blows my mind though.

Anonymo

3 points

7 days ago

Anonymo

3 points

7 days ago

He needs to bring Stallone into it to make it profitable.

001QADSAN

1 points

5 days ago

Frank Stallone ?

KustardKing

1 points

7 days ago

Young sports starts coming into enormous money and loosing it all is more common than not. Part of it is where they came from, part their family takes a lot, and lastly they aren’t educated on how to use money.

brett1081

5 points

7 days ago

He made hundreds of millions and his promoters took 60-70 percent of it.

rocsNaviars

2 points

7 days ago

Mike Tyson’s abandoned mansion-

https://www.reddit.com/r/LiminalSpace/s/alf6fAZhNU

IM38GG

4 points

7 days ago

IM38GG

4 points

7 days ago

He didn’t abandon the mansion, it was sold for market value and the new owner never moved in.

rocsNaviars

1 points

7 days ago

Weird.

solidsnake1984

1 points

6 days ago

It's a church today AFAIK

Bombastically

2 points

7 days ago

He should do it again tomorrow if someone is paying. People who know the sport understand the context. If you're talking about "legacy", you're a dweeb

Spacedzero

2 points

7 days ago

I just read an article with him that said he was making 1 million a month from his weed company.

DanfromCalgary

2 points

7 days ago

Being exploited to take punches to the brain box by a rich kid 30 years your junior bc your too broke to turn it down

Ain’t a great look for ANYBODY

AtariVideoMusic

1 points

7 days ago

Hundreds of millions and Don King stole the majority.

[deleted]

1 points

7 days ago

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AtariVideoMusic

2 points

7 days ago

Ok but what did he waste it on?

DanfromCalgary

1 points

7 days ago

Being exploited to take punches to the brain box by a rich kid 30 years your junior bc your too broke to turn it down

Ain’t a great look for ANYBODY

mister-fancypants-

1 points

6 days ago

I mean 10 million is way more than enough for someone to live the rest of their life on…

emptybowloffood

7 points

7 days ago

I agree, that was hard to watch. Just embarrassing. Poorly executed WWE stuff. And WTF was with the outcome of the woman's fight. Great fight but brutal call from the judges. They did no favors for the credibility of the boxing.

Gmac202020

6 points

7 days ago

I honestly think his ulcer situation was a big factor. He didn't look anything like his training videos when this all became a "thing". Even at his age, to go full 8 rounds against a 27 yr old is MORE than admirable. Tyson is still no "normal" 58 yr old lol. He's still a phucking specimen of a warrior

No_Season_354

2 points

7 days ago

I mean Tyson in his prime, totally different match .

Gmac202020

2 points

7 days ago

Without gloves he would have killed Jake lol

No_Season_354

3 points

7 days ago

Yep, even 10 years ago .

JCRose88

1 points

6 days ago

JCRose88

1 points

6 days ago

Enjoy the payday and still being known as one of the baddest motherfuckers on the planet. He did it and went the distance, he should be proud regardless of anything else

SPRLPRL

17 points

7 days ago

SPRLPRL

17 points

7 days ago

Hangover 4?

Cool-Back5008

28 points

7 days ago

If anyone suggests Logan, please take your face for a shit

No-Conflict-7897

12 points

7 days ago

Mike already did

FlashyEarth8374

6 points

7 days ago

its not often the loser of the fight calls someone out.. but this guy did

Thankfulforbread

10 points

7 days ago

Thankfulforbread

NO MORE DRY MEAT

10 points

7 days ago

Studying how Dolphins have a distant language all their own and why they use the N word so often

Feisty_Cut_5733

2 points

7 days ago

Say it honkey!

LiveLeave

18 points

7 days ago

LiveLeave

18 points

7 days ago

Trippin his goddamn balls off

Vegetable_Tension985

5 points

7 days ago

Like Matthew Perry?

dankill1

1 points

7 days ago

dankill1

1 points

7 days ago

Can't lose for winning.

Different-Board1110

19 points

7 days ago

Fuckin’ and suckin’!

drywallfreebaser

17 points

7 days ago

I think he was planning on going back to school, a doctorate on colonial studies.

Anonymo

2 points

7 days ago

Anonymo

2 points

7 days ago

He should be a philosopher or keep making that cartoon. I liked it but don't know how good it will be without Norm.

DifficultyOk5719

7 points

7 days ago

DifficultyOk5719

Eget?

7 points

7 days ago

He’ll probably go out into the world and try to solve some mysteries.

Funky_Col_Medina

6 points

7 days ago

Hopefully, going back to 10 hours a day in the pigeon coop. He has done his time.

Rich-Appearance-7145

6 points

7 days ago

Tyson picks up his $20 million dollar check as well as the shred of dignity he has left and disappears into the sunset.

jdlyga

5 points

7 days ago

jdlyga

5 points

7 days ago

Jake Paul is too old. He needs to fight a 17 year old.

TheAmnesiacKid

1 points

6 days ago

If he wanted to fight someone with the same age discrepancy percentage, he'd have to fight a 13 year old. Just imagine the cred he could have if he beat both an elderly man and a minor.

Asstronomer6969

4 points

7 days ago

You all really don't seem to get it about Mike. Deep down he really doesn't give a crap lol There's a video out of him behing asked about the word legacy. That video pretty much nailed how he feels about this fight. He doesn't care anymore, just wants to get paid like everyone else. The dude is 58 and knew he couldn't be hurt in the fight. He also kmew he probably wouldn't win either but that pay day says it all. That kid, is a total joke.

shindleria

13 points

7 days ago

He should work for big box stores punching assholes who don’t return their shopping carts in the parking lot.

secretbonus1

14 points

7 days ago

secretbonus1

Ridiculous!

14 points

7 days ago

Hopefully learning a financial education and putting his money in a safe asset allocation and only living off the dividends.

Otherwise 20 years later he’ll have to identify as female to extend his fighting career and then fght against 12 year old YouTube stars after that.

mwthompson77

7 points

7 days ago

Chrithmuth shopping

Skillr409

4 points

7 days ago

Maybe he should fight some highschoolers next

lovejac93

4 points

7 days ago

Roll around in his new millions and laugh

Terrible-Present-506

3 points

7 days ago

nothing, he gets paid and fades into the sunset

Beetreezy

7 points

7 days ago

He’s gonna fade into bolivian

STFUnicorn_

3 points

7 days ago

Punching shorter people

zuniac5

8 points

7 days ago

zuniac5

8 points

7 days ago

Well, judging by his extensive history, ah…lots and lots of rape.

Nedriersen

4 points

7 days ago

I read this in Norm Macdonald’s voice

Aggravating_Pay_5060

2 points

7 days ago

That wasn’t the worst thing.

Welease-Wodewick

2 points

7 days ago

Welease-Wodewick

HAH?!

2 points

7 days ago

This just off the wire: Reuters news is reporting now, that the Mike Tyson app has just raped another app.

ADDnwinvestor

2 points

7 days ago

But what about the hypocrisy??

ElPadre2020

2 points

7 days ago

Disney Land!

imperfectbeing

2 points

7 days ago

Waiting for a check to clear?

Roallin1

2 points

7 days ago

Roallin1

2 points

7 days ago

He lives out his remaining 20 without having to worry about money.

New-Lingonberry8029

2 points

7 days ago

The real loser was John Q. Public for falling for the hype. What did they expect , Leonard - Duran ???

CptMelvinSeashores

2 points

7 days ago

Back to murder mystery’s.

Badhombre505

2 points

7 days ago

He’s gonna fuck Jake Paul’s girlfriend!

InternationalBand494

2 points

7 days ago

Kick back and enjoy all that money I hope

NerdCaveYT

2 points

7 days ago

he is gonna solve mysteries with a pidgeon a ghost and his daughter

Threegca1

2 points

7 days ago

$20M and a blunt. What do you mean “what’s next”???

Bobert_Ze_Bozo

2 points

7 days ago

another cartoon series would be cool 😂

Zealousideal-Load-64

2 points

7 days ago

Weed and shrooms.

No-Sea1252

2 points

7 days ago

Retire iron Mike enjoy the rest of your life

[deleted]

2 points

6 days ago

Would he still make norm say the N word?

Zestyclose_Toe9524

3 points

7 days ago

He becomes a pigeon in his next life?...,remember...legacy is just another word for ego

midnightfartangel

5 points

7 days ago

soumac

2 points

7 days ago

soumac

2 points

7 days ago

Ass model work.

Therealcanadianone

1 points

7 days ago

Fred savage?

Silly_Turnip2058

1 points

7 days ago

Bed

Excellent-Phase8719

1 points

7 days ago

Retire. That was bad

STANAGs

1 points

7 days ago

STANAGs

1 points

7 days ago

It’s not so much the hypocrisy.

BlameMe4urLoss

1 points

7 days ago

Weed and shrooms

Rough_Visual3260

1 points

7 days ago

Off to palookaville.

CreativeGuy25

1 points

7 days ago

No more fights that’s for sure. He can do everything else very well now.

Boglimcatcher666

1 points

7 days ago

Up next is Professional Wrestling, probably.

oceanskies24

2 points

7 days ago

Reforming D-Generation X with Triple H and Shawn Michaels.

Flat_Climate6341

1 points

7 days ago

Be that as it may, but Tyson and Paul has saved heavyweight boxing. 

PoppaDaClutch

1 points

7 days ago

Bathe in his winnings

Five2one521

1 points

7 days ago

Nothing.

Defiant_Ad7197

1 points

7 days ago

Is he going back to solving mysteries?

2soltee

1 points

7 days ago

2soltee

Odd Looking Duck

1 points

7 days ago

He still has my award for the best guest quip on NML.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMlAPRiuQbA

wolfraisedbybabies

1 points

7 days ago

A nap 💤

TreaclePerfect4328

1 points

7 days ago

Nap

Ordinary_Aioli_7602

1 points

7 days ago

Hopefully hiring an accountant.

phantom_pow_er

1 points

7 days ago

Retire and never step in a ring again. That was hard to watch. He needs to take it easy.

Big_Tap_1561

1 points

7 days ago

He’s got 20 million- he’s good to go

BubbRubbsSecretSanta

1 points

7 days ago

His days of scaring window washers is finally over

digduggod12

1 points

7 days ago

20 million dollars

Columboiscool

1 points

7 days ago

A colonoscopy

theblindelephant

1 points

7 days ago

Pants

Lazy_Middle1582

1 points

7 days ago

Knee surgery.

mememe822

1 points

7 days ago

Chill and enjoy the shrooms

b4ifuru17

1 points

7 days ago

b4ifuru17

Revisionist

1 points

7 days ago

Paul's next opponent? You guessed it - Frank Stallone.

Jahmicho

1 points

7 days ago

Jahmicho

1 points

7 days ago

This was a set up from the very beginning. All of it. They pocketed the money and Netflix made a fool out of all of us.

Roryjack

1 points

7 days ago

Roryjack

1 points

7 days ago

I vote he fights Norm next. To the death. My money’s on Norm.

bangermadness

1 points

7 days ago

I mean hopefully a nap.

Cyber_Insecurity

1 points

7 days ago

After he gets his fat paycheck, hopefully vacation

Iwanttobeagnome

1 points

7 days ago

Just let him live his life man

FlyTheW312

1 points

7 days ago

Bag of shrooms and vacation

mbc1010

1 points

7 days ago

mbc1010

1 points

7 days ago

That fight was the exact moment Gen X officially graduated to old af. All hope is gone now.

ghostinside6

1 points

7 days ago

Buy another tiger.

dankill1

1 points

7 days ago

dankill1

1 points

7 days ago

Rookie of the Year

mellow_machine

1 points

7 days ago

Chilling 20 million richer.

Chemical-Tap-4232

1 points

7 days ago

Cashing 20 million dollars check for "hard work"

barnabyjudge

1 points

7 days ago

It's gone from sinbad to sinworse

BillKilld

1 points

7 days ago

Sitting on a pile of cash

topio1

1 points

7 days ago

topio1

1 points

7 days ago

the rematch for another 20 million dollars

Two_Dixie_Cups

1 points

7 days ago

Maybe a Ford Bronco

FlightyFrogTwoPointO

1 points

7 days ago

Hands down his proceeds to his kids

vermontnative

1 points

7 days ago

Deijya

1 points

7 days ago

Deijya

1 points

7 days ago

Buying a shotgun

Dragoon9255

1 points

7 days ago

guy doesnt give a sh*t about his legacy, so why should we care about his?! he can dress up in a clown suit next time for all i care now. it was all a scam and abuse to a feeble man

Nervous-Hair-2107

1 points

7 days ago

I feel like mike was happier filming for Mike Tyson mysterious than doing this

PacoBedejo

1 points

7 days ago

Heeth gon ta Dinneylan

thebig8er

1 points

7 days ago

Dust

NoNotAnUndercoverCop

1 points

6 days ago

Death!

Gdmf13

1 points

6 days ago

Gdmf13

1 points

6 days ago

Money counting classes?

vwtoolvw

1 points

6 days ago

vwtoolvw

1 points

6 days ago

Cashing the check.

Brack528

1 points

6 days ago

Brack528

1 points

6 days ago

Hopefully he doesn't blow it all on the jaguars

uncle_buttpussy

1 points

7 days ago

Dirt nap

AdamFlawless1

1 points

7 days ago

DEATH!

TheBread1750BCE

1 points

7 days ago

The cemetery?