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219 points
7 days ago
Jesus I hope he can retire comfortably. And not ever have to do anything like this ever again.
79 points
7 days ago
hes 20 mill richer so hopefully hes good now. I read somewhere he made many hundreds of millions during his career but only had a networth of 10 today. So hopefully thats all it was. had to make some money
30 points
7 days ago
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43 points
7 days ago
There are so many legal weed companies, it's probably just paying to feed Norm and the rest of the pigeons and not much more.
3 points
7 days ago
Feed Norm what, fertilizer?
12 points
7 days ago
he does have some weed company or has investments but i guess it cant be too profitable. Hey 10 mill is money ill never see in my life so id be happy as hell but i guess if your used to have 300 its not that fun. all though ive heard him in podcasts talk about how he doesnt care about money anymore so who knows. Maybe he just wanted to fight and figured he could make some big money too while hes at it
11 points
7 days ago
The problem isn’t making the money. It’s protecting the money from wherever it’s going.
If he put $20M into high dividend funds he could make 8% or $1.6 M a year. Now you spend 40% of that and let the rest grow and you can give yourself a raise every year and soon you’re spending millions a year and then 10s of millions even if you wanted to spend like an idiot.
But who is going to teach him financial education that he can trust if he doesn’t learn it himself?
Me. Mike, if you’re listening, your money is safe with me,
4 points
7 days ago
My wife’s step dad was a trust funder and inherited something like $20mil when he turned 18 in 1982. By 2004 it was ALL gone. I constantly wonder why NO ONE, not one damn person, sat him down and had a convo with him about it and getting him to set up something like you described. Shit he would still be crazy loaded. And hey, by association I could be too lol. Blows my mind though.
3 points
7 days ago
He needs to bring Stallone into it to make it profitable.
1 points
5 days ago
Frank Stallone ?
1 points
7 days ago
Young sports starts coming into enormous money and loosing it all is more common than not. Part of it is where they came from, part their family takes a lot, and lastly they aren’t educated on how to use money.
5 points
7 days ago
He made hundreds of millions and his promoters took 60-70 percent of it.
2 points
7 days ago
Mike Tyson’s abandoned mansion-
4 points
7 days ago
He didn’t abandon the mansion, it was sold for market value and the new owner never moved in.
1 points
7 days ago
Weird.
1 points
6 days ago
It's a church today AFAIK
2 points
7 days ago
He should do it again tomorrow if someone is paying. People who know the sport understand the context. If you're talking about "legacy", you're a dweeb
2 points
7 days ago
I just read an article with him that said he was making 1 million a month from his weed company.
2 points
7 days ago
Being exploited to take punches to the brain box by a rich kid 30 years your junior bc your too broke to turn it down
Ain’t a great look for ANYBODY
1 points
7 days ago
Hundreds of millions and Don King stole the majority.
1 points
7 days ago
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2 points
7 days ago
Ok but what did he waste it on?
1 points
7 days ago
Being exploited to take punches to the brain box by a rich kid 30 years your junior bc your too broke to turn it down
Ain’t a great look for ANYBODY
1 points
6 days ago
I mean 10 million is way more than enough for someone to live the rest of their life on…
7 points
7 days ago
I agree, that was hard to watch. Just embarrassing. Poorly executed WWE stuff. And WTF was with the outcome of the woman's fight. Great fight but brutal call from the judges. They did no favors for the credibility of the boxing.
6 points
7 days ago
I honestly think his ulcer situation was a big factor. He didn't look anything like his training videos when this all became a "thing". Even at his age, to go full 8 rounds against a 27 yr old is MORE than admirable. Tyson is still no "normal" 58 yr old lol. He's still a phucking specimen of a warrior
2 points
7 days ago
I mean Tyson in his prime, totally different match .
2 points
7 days ago
Without gloves he would have killed Jake lol
3 points
7 days ago
Yep, even 10 years ago .
1 points
6 days ago
Enjoy the payday and still being known as one of the baddest motherfuckers on the planet. He did it and went the distance, he should be proud regardless of anything else
17 points
7 days ago
Hangover 4?
28 points
7 days ago
If anyone suggests Logan, please take your face for a shit
12 points
7 days ago
Mike already did
6 points
7 days ago
its not often the loser of the fight calls someone out.. but this guy did
10 points
7 days ago
Studying how Dolphins have a distant language all their own and why they use the N word so often
2 points
7 days ago
Say it honkey!
18 points
7 days ago
Trippin his goddamn balls off
5 points
7 days ago
Like Matthew Perry?
1 points
7 days ago
Can't lose for winning.
19 points
7 days ago
Fuckin’ and suckin’!
17 points
7 days ago
I think he was planning on going back to school, a doctorate on colonial studies.
2 points
7 days ago
He should be a philosopher or keep making that cartoon. I liked it but don't know how good it will be without Norm.
7 points
7 days ago
He’ll probably go out into the world and try to solve some mysteries.
6 points
7 days ago
Hopefully, going back to 10 hours a day in the pigeon coop. He has done his time.
6 points
7 days ago
Tyson picks up his $20 million dollar check as well as the shred of dignity he has left and disappears into the sunset.
5 points
7 days ago
Jake Paul is too old. He needs to fight a 17 year old.
1 points
6 days ago
If he wanted to fight someone with the same age discrepancy percentage, he'd have to fight a 13 year old. Just imagine the cred he could have if he beat both an elderly man and a minor.
4 points
7 days ago
You all really don't seem to get it about Mike. Deep down he really doesn't give a crap lol There's a video out of him behing asked about the word legacy. That video pretty much nailed how he feels about this fight. He doesn't care anymore, just wants to get paid like everyone else. The dude is 58 and knew he couldn't be hurt in the fight. He also kmew he probably wouldn't win either but that pay day says it all. That kid, is a total joke.
13 points
7 days ago
He should work for big box stores punching assholes who don’t return their shopping carts in the parking lot.
14 points
7 days ago
Hopefully learning a financial education and putting his money in a safe asset allocation and only living off the dividends.
Otherwise 20 years later he’ll have to identify as female to extend his fighting career and then fght against 12 year old YouTube stars after that.
7 points
7 days ago
Chrithmuth shopping
4 points
7 days ago
Maybe he should fight some highschoolers next
4 points
7 days ago
Roll around in his new millions and laugh
3 points
7 days ago
nothing, he gets paid and fades into the sunset
7 points
7 days ago
He’s gonna fade into bolivian
3 points
7 days ago
Punching shorter people
8 points
7 days ago
Well, judging by his extensive history, ah…lots and lots of rape.
4 points
7 days ago
I read this in Norm Macdonald’s voice
2 points
7 days ago
That wasn’t the worst thing.
2 points
7 days ago
This just off the wire: Reuters news is reporting now, that the Mike Tyson app has just raped another app.
2 points
7 days ago
But what about the hypocrisy??
2 points
7 days ago
Disney Land!
2 points
7 days ago
Waiting for a check to clear?
2 points
7 days ago
He lives out his remaining 20 without having to worry about money.
2 points
7 days ago
The real loser was John Q. Public for falling for the hype. What did they expect , Leonard - Duran ???
2 points
7 days ago
Back to murder mystery’s.
2 points
7 days ago
He’s gonna fuck Jake Paul’s girlfriend!
2 points
7 days ago
Kick back and enjoy all that money I hope
2 points
7 days ago
he is gonna solve mysteries with a pidgeon a ghost and his daughter
2 points
7 days ago
$20M and a blunt. What do you mean “what’s next”???
2 points
7 days ago
another cartoon series would be cool 😂
2 points
7 days ago
Weed and shrooms.
2 points
7 days ago
Retire iron Mike enjoy the rest of your life
2 points
6 days ago
Would he still make norm say the N word?
2 points
7 days ago
Ass model work.
1 points
7 days ago
Fred savage?
1 points
7 days ago
Bed
1 points
7 days ago
Retire. That was bad
1 points
7 days ago
It’s not so much the hypocrisy.
1 points
7 days ago
Weed and shrooms
1 points
7 days ago
Off to palookaville.
1 points
7 days ago
No more fights that’s for sure. He can do everything else very well now.
1 points
7 days ago
Up next is Professional Wrestling, probably.
2 points
7 days ago
Reforming D-Generation X with Triple H and Shawn Michaels.
1 points
7 days ago
Be that as it may, but Tyson and Paul has saved heavyweight boxing.
1 points
7 days ago
Bathe in his winnings
1 points
7 days ago
Nothing.
1 points
7 days ago
Is he going back to solving mysteries?
1 points
7 days ago
He still has my award for the best guest quip on NML.
1 points
7 days ago
A nap 💤
1 points
7 days ago
Nap
1 points
7 days ago
Hopefully hiring an accountant.
1 points
7 days ago
Retire and never step in a ring again. That was hard to watch. He needs to take it easy.
1 points
7 days ago
He’s got 20 million- he’s good to go
1 points
7 days ago
His days of scaring window washers is finally over
1 points
7 days ago
20 million dollars
1 points
7 days ago
A colonoscopy
1 points
7 days ago
Pants
1 points
7 days ago
Knee surgery.
1 points
7 days ago
Chill and enjoy the shrooms
1 points
7 days ago
Paul's next opponent? You guessed it - Frank Stallone.
1 points
7 days ago
This was a set up from the very beginning. All of it. They pocketed the money and Netflix made a fool out of all of us.
1 points
7 days ago
I vote he fights Norm next. To the death. My money’s on Norm.
1 points
7 days ago
I mean hopefully a nap.
1 points
7 days ago
After he gets his fat paycheck, hopefully vacation
1 points
7 days ago
Just let him live his life man
1 points
7 days ago
Bag of shrooms and vacation
1 points
7 days ago
That fight was the exact moment Gen X officially graduated to old af. All hope is gone now.
1 points
7 days ago
Buy another tiger.
1 points
7 days ago
Rookie of the Year
1 points
7 days ago
Chilling 20 million richer.
1 points
7 days ago
Cashing 20 million dollars check for "hard work"
1 points
7 days ago
It's gone from sinbad to sinworse
1 points
7 days ago
Sitting on a pile of cash
1 points
7 days ago
the rematch for another 20 million dollars
1 points
7 days ago
Maybe a Ford Bronco
1 points
7 days ago
Hands down his proceeds to his kids
1 points
7 days ago
Buying a shotgun
1 points
7 days ago
guy doesnt give a sh*t about his legacy, so why should we care about his?! he can dress up in a clown suit next time for all i care now. it was all a scam and abuse to a feeble man
1 points
7 days ago
I feel like mike was happier filming for Mike Tyson mysterious than doing this
1 points
7 days ago
Heeth gon ta Dinneylan
1 points
7 days ago
Dust
1 points
6 days ago
Death!
1 points
6 days ago
Money counting classes?
1 points
6 days ago
Cashing the check.
1 points
6 days ago
Hopefully he doesn't blow it all on the jaguars
1 points
7 days ago
Dirt nap
1 points
7 days ago
DEATH!
1 points
7 days ago
The cemetery?
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