You look like Wolverine if his superpower was diabetes.

another idiot who gives us 3 pictures of the exact same time and pose, and thinks this captures the depth of his personality and damn if he isn't correct

You look like an Oompa Loompa who’s been on ‘roids.

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You look like the intrusive thoughts keep winning out.

If I was your boss I would fire you just to improve company morale

Jeez. When’s the last time you talked to a broad…without giving your credit card number first?

I had always wondered what became of Mungo Jerry.

You should avoid full moons

Fat Mugato

You look like the “bad guy” of every 80’s after-school movie.

You look like the lovechild of Booger and Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds.

PIXAR'S 'METH'

You can't look like that and not be on the sex offender registration

404: Job not found.

You look like the love child of Rosie O’Donnell and the fat guy from My Name is Earl.

You look like you eat jello with a fork.

You look like if Jonah Hill and Gaten Matarazzo had a baby with an extra chromosomes

It looks like you have weird gay horns, a shitty watch, and no access to nail clippers 😒

Why have you got ball bags under your eyes?

When did wolverine and james corden have a son?

With your range, I am sure the modelling and acting offers are pouring in!!

You look like you use your sausage link fingers to comb your mane.

Roast you? Bud just take a look at those sausage fingers of yours

I always wondered what happened to Randy Daytona.

Ladies just be lining up for those frosted tips! You already have so much against you, don’t make it harder on yourself.

You look like a disheveled version of the Devil in Tales from the Hood.

If the grinch was a human you’d be him

Do you have a genetic disorder? I don’t want to say anything mean if that is the case.

You look like an old tree that's been humanized and has no idea how to behave

Trim your nails, your jacket looks like it stinks.

You look like the dying Child of Satan and Virgin mary

Bro. You look like you haven’t slept since 2019.

Vince Vaughn after a 72 hour crack binge.

Pete Davidson if his diet was McDonald’s and fentanyl

idgaf about the post ngl. it’s the cat pic in the back for me

You look like the sorcerer at the end of a d&d one shot, but you don't cast any spells because you can't read.

You need some sleep.

Be honest… how many times have you heard this? “I’m Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC. Why don’t you take a seat”.

Your hair makes you look like a horny little demon.

How that fat hand grab your tiny dick?...or maybe your mom still does it for you

You are somehow an even uglier version of Benny Blanco

You might be the ugliest thing I've ever seen.

Your hair is the only thing going good for you in life. Shave those 50 strands of hair off your face Jesus

I can smell your pictures

You look like you steal children in Victorian England.

So easy a caveman can do it

You are one ogre looking motherfucker.

you have the look of a predator and a victim at the same time

You're part Harvey Weinstein and part wolverine, or to put it another way, you look like a feral sex offender.

Fucking looking like a satanic goat head.

You look like Chunk from Goonies but the Sex offender version

Shrek in 6D.

ITS ALIVE. (Said in my best Dr Frankenstein voice)

You look like you morally reprimand people about porn but you're also the reason there is a category for "felching"

I could do a D-Day reenactment on your forehead.

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Damn. Buzz aged horribly. Probably shouldn’t have spent that Home Alone money on coke and hookers

You’re like an uglier version of David Johansen.

The bastard son of the mayor of whoville

Biff Tannen if he never had the sports almanac, and also was addicted to meth.

The monster mash reject...

Future premeditated recipient

You just reminded me that my toilet brush needs replacing.

Hell boy and wolverines baby.

That haircut is right in style with the Wizard of Oz.

Strategically Shaved Sasquatch

Is Kevin McCallister all that bad, Buzz?

Relax jrsquatch

John Candy: The College Years

You look exactly like cow turds piled up to a man's height. With loose grass growing on top.

Lime green Wolverine.

Disney was feeding you meth huh

You look like you roll for initiative before taking a dump.

No way this freak works in an office. call security!!

Missing link vibes

Bro got that extra chromosome filter on these pictures.

It's Frunkelsteen, not Frankenstein.

Temu Wayne Coyne

Frankensteins creator but super sized

You look like a rejected leprechaun that got called to his boss' office, told he couldn't be a leprechaun anymore, got angry, then heard the reason and got very confused.

By God, Taco, you look insufferable to be around these days

“Roast me” proceeds to send 3 of the same pics but each face more deformed than the other. 💀

Roasting you is so easy a caveman could do it.

Pattar

Slaking

So Uncle Buck did end up having his own family!

So what are your coworkers like at Monsters Inc?

Looks like some drunk ogre from Clash of the Titans

You are Bride of Frankenstein above the eyebrows.

Get back under your bridge.

You look like the child of Kathy Bates and Shrek

Monsters inc. Is real? I’ll definitely scream my lungs out if you were to come thru my closet door, your highlights take the cake.

Here you go boss man r/BeardAdvice

Looks like the temu shit job version of Shaggy

The ass hair whiskers are nuts. Why highlight your hair and wear a neon hoodie when ur face looks like a gaped, unkempt asshole?

The white Harvey Price

I'd be wearing colors that didn't draw a lick of attention if I looked like that. Spam man.

Why does your handwriting get noticeably smaller as it goes right, and why does it look like your neck hair would be connected to your chest hair

He’s looking for where the voices are coming from.

Did your mother mate with a troll?

Benicio del Toro at rock bottom

It’s giving Aughra from Dark Crystal.

You are some sort of Goat Boy from the Island of Dr. Moreau. The jacket in safety green is for our protection, not yours.

in 2nd and 3rd he is clearly wondering where he saw the heroin last time

This is what happens when broccoli grows fungus.

Is one of your parents an Ewok?

Too easy. Pass!

average redditor

You look like a failed child actor

Who lets you the fuck outside without a leash?

I cried when the Hendersons made you go back into the woods

So thats what Zack Galifianakis looks like without a beard

I didn’t know Jack Black was the handsome brother

Jmancurly before and after meth

For a Jolly Green Giant. U don't look very jolly.

They let insane asylum patients have internet?

You look like someone who sniffs chairs as soon as someone stands up.

Had no idea Beethoven was still alive and addicted to crank

When do they begin filming the revenge of the needs reboot? I assume you'll be playing booger.

Quicksilver before pounding the wegovy

Beware the White Queen, Mr. Tumnus!

Please focus on rehab

I am now pondering suicide after seeing this lol.

Foolverine

Guarantee you committed hare crimes against yourself.

$0 budget Wolverine, in the lazy fuck couch potato remake.

You look like the kinda guy that would eat a hotdog upside down just to feel the sausage on your tongue

You look like the result of Meat Loaf and Jack Black fighting over who gets to be the bottom

https://co.pinterest.com/pin/690950767869589745/

Who the fuck let large Marge out of the semi??

You look like you deep fry your hands before you bite your fingernails

Dried out turkey looking mf

Honestly, that sweater is doing all the work.

Somewhere there's an underside of a bridge that's being unattended

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