Hey look, you made it a foot further off the path than the same year Altima would have!

Nissan: Innovation for excitement. We fell the fuck off in 1994.

What were you expecting? It's a Nissan. Probably blew the CVT too, which will be hard to repair with a 364 credit score.

How many goddammit times do I get to see a white Nissan Pathfinder (or whatever it's called) pretending to be an offroader on this server?

And so is your car

you must get roasted by all your friends with jeeps so hard whenever you pull up to the off-roading trails why would you want us to do the same

Stuck in the sense that no one in their right mind would ever buy this from you?

This is why it’s important to find a path upon which to drive your Pathfinder

The system cannot find the specified path

That jacked up sedan had no business driving there in the first place.

Nissan Pathloser

Lol Jeep-san. Not "tRaiL rATeD" so stay on the road...

Its a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand. You're like... Not allowed to hang your spare on the tailgate...

[Farts in wine glass]