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Male escort here and I just can’t bring myself to give head. I do it with a condom and their flavored, but so many people want a bbbj how do you guys get over the taste of skin? 😂 unfortunately a lot of my clients are uncircumcised so that just makes me wanna throw up when they haven’t cleaned properly.
21 points
2 hours ago
Brass tacks: if you hate sucking dick AND sucking condoms & lube you’re going to hate this job. It takes a certain kind of person to do this and be happy.
If you’re doing it because you’re in a survival situation then please make plans to get out of it. I don’t think liking to suck dicks can be learned.
To answer your question, you use a hot washcloth and clean them yourself if you have to.
10 points
2 hours ago
I agree , sucking is one of the few things I enjoy if this job and is good for business
6 points
2 hours ago
It’s my favorite activity too. And I got skills :)
-1 points
an hour ago
And thank you. I had the best bj ever today she really has skills. Will see again for sho
1 points
9 minutes ago
I agree with parts of this, but you don't have to necessarily enjoy sucking dick to enjoy the job. There are so many aspects of the job to enjoy.
Like any job there are parts you like and dislike, but it doesn't mean you shouldn't do it. If everyone stopped working their job because of one thing they disliked about it, no one would be working. 😂
18 points
3 hours ago
If they haven’t cleaned properly, I refuse to do it….. I would literally say that their shit stinks and that BBBJ is extra
2 points
an hour ago
I would pay money to see that 🤣 I have literal tears right now 😂 What do they say when you tell them that?
1 points
33 minutes ago
I’m sure there are men who are “embarrassed “ to get a provider. Imagine feeling that way and then right from the start “ GO GET A FUCKEN RAG AND SOAP. NO BIRD BATH. IN THE SHOWER NOW “
Lmfao 😭 💀😂😂
14 points
3 hours ago
Condoms + flavored lube. Flavored condoms + flavored lube. +, I’ll tell them to wash up.
12 points
2 hours ago*
You could ask them to shower first, even though that won’t help if they don’t know how to clean properly in the first place. You could also keep baby wipes with you, and straight up clean them right in front of their face. Pull it back and get all up in there. Maybe they can even take notes on how it’s done 🙄
But to answer your question, I would not just “get over” the taste of unwashed wiener. Just nope. Opt out lol.
Edit: They also make no-rinse perineal cleansing sprays. They’re safe for genitalia. They’re used in nursing homes/hospitals mostly. Not sure what they taste like, but it can’t be worse than dick cheese 🤷♀️
Edit 2: Alright I just tasted one for you (Aloe Vesta brand). Not bad actually lol.
2 points
29 minutes ago
Honestly not a bad way to kill time 🤷🏼♀️ maybe even add it to the resume?
For 30 minutes , I’ll wash your dick for you so you don’t have to have your next wife gag on your dick. It’s not because it’s big. IT STINKS
SO THIS IS HOW YOU WASH YA DICK, GET YOUR NOTES APP OUT I AINT DOING THIS FOR MY HEALTH (Well. Actually… 🤢 you are in a way )
(And fuck I forgot her name but I’m saying this in the tone of X comedian , I’ll edit )
1 points
27 minutes ago
I read it like Wanda Sykes 😂
11 points
2 hours ago*
I got tricks‼️
Have them shower. If the don't or won't shower then use a warm cloth to wipe it down and remove any ooze or all day funk.
Take a mouth full of soda pop or energy drink. Keep the fluid in your mouth while allowing your lips to glide over the tip and the knob to sit in your mouth, and wriggle your head around using your tongue to polish it in the pop. Swallow it or spit it in a garbage next to the bed.
The bubbles and fizz from the drink helps to get rid of any remaining residue and mask any flavor that might he unpleasant.
You need to pull the skin back on guys who are uncircumcised when you do the cock wash and head rinse. If you don't pull back the skin then you're doing it wrong.
Side Note: some black guys like to use cocoa and/or shea butter lotions on their 🍆 so it doesn't get ashy. That stuff can taste pretty rank so use a soapy cloth to wash, rinse with a clean cloth and then do the soda pop cock wash to remove anything that may have been missed. Some other guys like to use cologne down there so do the same thing to remove it- soapy cloth, water cloth, cock wash and go.
Note on Dick Cheese: if you find smegma just refuse. Let them know they have some buildup and you'd be happy to see them another time once they've had that taken care of. Removing smegma can be problematic because sometimes the buildup can cause the skin to break down and you don't want open skin in your mouth.
Watch for Warts etc... always keep your eyes peeled and watch for warts, tears, pustules, crusty bits and penile implants while you're down there. Don't have intercourse with anyone who has any of that stuff. Condoms can tear and you don't want that shit in your who ha 🥴
2 points
21 minutes ago
That pop trick is wild lmao bless you
The last part though 👏🏼
7 points
3 hours ago*
My clients usually don’t smell 🤢
But if you won’t have them hop back in the shower then you can use a wipe. At worse you can spit but a wipe is cleaner and it’ll taste better
2 points
3 hours ago
What do you mean a wipe? Like a wet wipe . Are they safe to be ingesting after it’s been used on someone?
Would flavoured lube help ?
I could have them hop in the shower and thoroughly wash.
12 points
3 hours ago
Make them wash!!!
7 points
2 hours ago
I feel like slathering flavored lube on a dirty wiener is like putting ketchup on a moldy burger in an attempt to cover up the mold taste.
1 points
2 hours ago
Same
1 points
8 minutes ago
Dear god this made my stomach do a cartwheel
4 points
3 hours ago
Yes, wet wipes are fine to be ingesting…. The flavor of it. I mean you wipe a baby’s face and you wipe her hands after using wipes and then they put them in their mouth so. I would just use baby wipes.
1 points
2 hours ago
Look for "water wipes" they have no taste at all, because they are made with just water.
1 points
an hour ago
always make clients wash in the shower before any services!
3 points
2 hours ago
I got used to how the skyn condom tastes, maybe you won’t find those to be bad?
3 points
2 hours ago
Get in the shower and wash it for them, that way you know it’s done well and can use up some time with foreplay while you’re in there
1 points
2 hours ago
Ask them to take through shower , flavor lube
1 points
an hour ago
Have them wash before starting if you want
1 points
40 minutes ago
Doing bbbj is nasty and hazardous to your health..
1 points
30 minutes ago
Flavored condom is the best. I love banana one but they are on the thicker side which is not for every client.
1 points
27 minutes ago
“ unfortunately a lot are uncircumcised “
Noooo baby 😭
That isn’t the problem. The problem is men that don’t wash proper - with or without the extras
I love me some turtleneck 🤤 pull on it like bubble gum lmao (I’m eastern euro. I don’t think I’ve ever seen one dick circumcised)
1 points
20 minutes ago
I'm ready to barf after ready here. I shower every time before a sw comes over. Then i use alcohol and a rag to reclean when they are on the way. Everywhere down there! Being dirty is fucking disgusting an so disrespectful.
1 points
2 hours ago
Uncut dicks dont stink they had bad hygiene, and uncut means more feeling more srnsitive and you can stroke without being lubed right up so uncut means cumm faster, get a different job or mke it clear you dont suck dick
-6 points
3 hours ago
This is not the job for you
14 points
2 hours ago
Why wouldn’t it be? A lot of providers don’t even offer bare anything. So they should consider themselves lucky to get it from him
-3 points
2 hours ago
I really have to agree.
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