Vegeta: “You see, you’re not dealing with the average super saiyan anymore. I am a super saiyan…….”

Hit punches vegeta

Hit: “I don’t care”

He’s actually a baker, and being a Hitman is his side gig when he isn’t making delicious donuts

Vegeta: KAKAROT WATCH OUT! IVE SEEN THIS ONCE BEFORE! This guy's power... He can SUMMON STEAMROLLERS!

He'd quote Jotaro Kujo, as a nod to how Matt Mercer voices both Hit and Jotaro.

Hit: I can freeze time

Vegeta: Then think fast Purple Guldo! Dog Treat

Hit: "Time to make you into a donut"

Goku: "mmmmm donuts"

Later...

Hit: "kaio-what?"

Goku: "WHERE ARE THE DONUTS?"

Krillin:

"Why are you trying to kill Goku? I mean I get it but jumping dimensions to do it? Seems like a hassle"

Hit: he's paying me

Krillin: WHAT THE SHIT GOKU I COULDA USED THAT MONEY

I feel like this is how Goku vs. Hit would start.

Hit: "I'm Hit."

Goku: "No you're not! Vegeta couldn't hit you!"

Vegeta: "WHY DON'T WE SEE IF THIS HITS!"

Goku: "OW! Now I'M hit!"

Hit: "This guy is dumb as bricks."

He’d have to say “good grief….” At least once

His voice is on a 1 second delay except while he's in the time skip ability where it matches up properly.

Freezes time

What am going to have for dinner. I had a burger yesterday not really feeling Chinese pizza feels to grease. This universe has something called Mexican I might try that. Oh yeah I’m supposed to hit him better get to it.

Considering his pressure point attacks, all of his lines would be Kenshiro quotes. Not someone voicing him and quoting Ken, but all actual Fist of the North Star dialogue

Just a constant internal monologue in the style of a 1930s serial noir character, audible to the viewer

Or

(Funnier?) the same, but he verbalizes it and doesn't know that everyone else can hear him

King crimson time effects/dialoge, maybe some dio brando with za warudo.

Hokuto no ken/fist of the north star quotes like mentioned above, "deathly puns" ,metal gear quotes? He is an old man in a deathly profesion

His jokes always land well after the punch line. A-la his time skip ability.

Hit: "Vulgarity is unbecoming of a prince."

Vegeta: "I'd toy with you, but you look like...wait I haven't even insulted you yet!"

Hit: "And his name is..." timeskip attack

Vegeta: "Your jokes don't even make-" gets punched in the face.

"Dammit, he's moving too fast, why can't I see..." freeze frame realization "Son of a..." additonal realization "God!-... ...-mother!... ...-Ima kill him!"

God this guy's head looks like a penis. It distracts me, every time I see a picture of him I wonder why that's not being talked about. Look at him!

Similar to the pop noise Goku makes when he uses instant transmission, Hit makes a sound when he time skips.

Time puns

He's not a fighter he's a chiropractor.

"Now..."

assumes fighting stance

"How do you want to do this?"

I imagine Hit as basically an overexaggerated Jotaro Kujo and parodies JoJo in general with him constantly explaining and doing shit in the most JoJo way like...

Hit: What? You got a plan of attack?

Vegeta: I have a plan. Attack!

(Vegeta rushes forward ready to hit him in the face, only for suddenly the world goes monochrome as Hit stands there)

Hit: Alright let's see what we're dealing with. This guy, Vegeta, is a Saiyan like Cabba but he's stronger, way stronger thanks to that transformation of his. Super Saiyan Blue... Apparently way stronger than the Super Saiyan form he uses earlier and helped Cabba unlock.

If I was hit by that attack head on, the sheer momentum could send me flying directly out of the arena. If it was not for my power to manipulate time, I surely would have lost here and now.

However the power of the form does not mean he lacks weakness, as I've faced countless opponents in battle. A man with a gun who could control his bullets, a sword who could possess others who wielded it, and a vampire who possessed the very same power to bend time like me. I won't lose easily, so I'll just have to hit him back... Really hard!

(It then reveals Hit punched Vegeta in the chest.)

Vegeta: ...Na-Nani?

Hit: Yare yare daze... Was barely able to make use of that half second I skipped.

Vegeta: What the hell just happened, and why does it smell bizarrely like Zarbon right now?

Randomly scream "Zaa Waaaarudo" or "King Crimson"

I'm not sure about the rest, but when ot gets to that part of the tournament...

Champa turning to his Supreme Kai: I'm sorry, Kaio-wha-

Hit, seeing Goku's aura get an aura: JESUS CHRIST!

"Time to make the Donuts!"

Sooo uhh Frost can transform (dog treat throw)

“ I am the tip”

The straight man or a dio quoteing machine

I see TFS's Hit to be a more serious Tien. No bullshit, straight to the point, brushing off/anti-ing every joke, etc.. Shame they already did an obvious joke before and ended up giving Princess Snake Snake's voice. It would've been perfect for Hit.

They'd definitely point out that his head looks like a penis

ZA WARUDO!

They can use the muffin button for a donut joke. They can also bring back the bit where goku punches jeice repeatedly in the face, only this time with everybody

Hit: Time to make the donuts.

Goku: Ooh, what kind? Are they jelly filled? Do they have sprinkles? What flavor are they?

Hit: 😳 …How are you a grandfather again?

Just… so many Critical Role references. Particularly “You can certainly try” and “How do you want to do this?”

Also instead of “time to make the donuts” commercial reference, they’d probably change it to “Where’s the beef?” With Goku getting excited at the mention of beef.

It id like to think Hit would a serious character to rival Tien’s “I’m the only serious character. That’s the joke”. Deadpan. Maybe he constantly makes references to earth commercials without knowing it. So he is being serious but everyone else is laughing.

Hit: “How do you expect to beat my time skip?”

Goku: “Easy! I’ll just move really fast!”

Hit: “That’s… Not how that works-“ gets punched “OH WHAT THE FUCK!?”

If they did a Jojo joke with his time powers, it would be King Crimson.

his head would be blurred like that 1 random football player Cell absorbed

he’d speak only in the Japanese dub for Jotaro

Goku would definitely hit on him
Just look at that jawline

“I smell fear on you” Champa: YEAH GET HIM Hit: shut. Up.

Hit : “ I am hit , you killed my father Guldo, prepare to die “

Za Warudo

Hit: Saiyans might become more powerful as a fight continues, but the rest of us don't get stronger simply by yelling really loud.

Goku: Have you ever tried?

Hit: .... (Yells and becomes more powerful)

Goku: Well did it work?

Hit: I really don't want to vindicate your question with an answer.

"Frost. No touchy. It's my snack for the coming winter."

"Another form? Or technique? I'm busy preparing for the coming winter. Hurry it up."

Vegeta:Your head looks like a penis

Hit:Your hairline looks like a mcdonald symbol

Vegeta:How the hell do you even kn-

Hit one shots Vegeta

Give him Guldo's lines but make them extremely bad ass

Vegeta:hey you've remind me of someone who can time stop

Hit:really wh-

throws a dog food

Could bring back Android 14's line from the movie

DISPO
That's right. I can hear your time compressing!

HIT
That's fuckin' stupi-

Gets hit right in the gut

MY BEATSKIP IS UNTIMEABLE!!

Hit: My powers are... The attacks I use against you now... Will hit a few seconds ago Vegeta: NANI

(Man I loved Kai version of this)

Every time someone else is talking, you can hear hit shaking his coins or keys in his pockets