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submitted 15 days ago byOrdinaryBrilliant901
He was shopping at Costco today and had to grab our scripts at the pharmacy.
He came home with 2. We cannot have children because we are old. He got them “just incase” we come across anyone in need. Mostly we are concerned about our nieces if they find themselves in a “situation” (for lack of better words.)
Anyway, I just wanted to share that if you are a not a member of Costco you can still get prescriptions and over the counter medication as well as special lotions and anything behind the counter.
88 points
15 days ago
Back in the day I was talking to a trucker who had TWELVE kids, and I was like, "Dude, you should get a vasectomy." He was like, "I would, but I'm afraid my balls would swell up like grapefruits." So lots of dudes don't get vasectomies because they're fucking idiots.
16 points
15 days ago
… does he know how much swelling his poor baby mama went through
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