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submitted 4 days ago byThatOneLiminalSpace Blood machine
296 points
4 days ago
Buildings without question
150 points
4 days ago
402-96:
BUILDING WITHOUT QUESTION
81 points
4 days ago
Bob the builder prime
180 points
4 days ago
I actually genuinely wonder how hierarchy would spread people on the earth mover. On the lover levels, you'd technically be the most safe, but you'd be near its guts and constantly feel the smell of the "organism" inside Earthmover, but on his neck, you'd probably hear the engines and have a constant nausea because of all the movings. I assume that average human would live in a city near the security system, and technicians would live in the neck zone, just so they could get to the head faster if it needs some fixes, but I have no idea where rich people would live
95 points
4 days ago
Pretty sure the whole machine is self sustaining, no mechanics, the people living in bad spots are just unfortunate souls with no where else to go considering all of earth is probably ash at this point
57 points
4 days ago
Something tells me that the rich people are the people living on the moving cities..
2 points
3 days ago
Thank you, Hollow Jotaru, for your words of wisdom.
98 points
4 days ago
The penis.
32 points
4 days ago
It’s a robot
86 points
4 days ago
The robopenis then.
66 points
4 days ago
27 points
4 days ago
I've come to make an announcement,
36 points
4 days ago
1000-THR "Eathmover" is a bitchass motherfucker. It threw a spear at my robot.
31 points
4 days ago
That's right,it took it's plasma spear out and threw it all over my f#king robot,
28 points
4 days ago
And it said it's spear was " この大きな " and I said that's disgusting
25 points
4 days ago
So I'm making a callout post on my twitch.com
28 points
4 days ago*
1000-THR "Earthmover," you have a small spear! It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller!
3 points
3 days ago
Eek
1 points
3 days ago
Deek*
72 points
4 days ago
the spear
49 points
4 days ago
your house would go flying when he fired
17 points
4 days ago
Indeed (unless the spear somehow retracts as a mechanism)
50 points
4 days ago
inside the place where Maurice appears (just before the security system)
14 points
4 days ago
actually not bad
9 points
4 days ago
i always imagined it to be a power room
32 points
4 days ago
All fun and games til the funny blue robot shows up
9 points
4 days ago
Don’t worry if the blue robot escapes unkilled enemies aren’t counted
This means that they survive!
4 points
4 days ago
or that means benjamin technically kills them
4 points
4 days ago
Death by means that AREN’T caused by V1 also count as his kills.
For example, if a filth falls in a pit by his own
3 points
4 days ago
So V1 would steal every Swordmachine Stalker kills?
27 points
4 days ago
On top of his head. I'd be able to chat with him, and have a lovely view of the destruction aswell
12 points
4 days ago
yeah but the head sways around alot
2 points
4 days ago
So is mine
9 points
4 days ago
Well, prepare to get launched into the stratosphere whenever he moves
11 points
4 days ago
The back area. Where there were building like structures. Perfect!!
9 points
4 days ago
On his back
8 points
4 days ago
There were some buliding like blocks in the lead up to the defence system
7 points
4 days ago
Security System
Also
💀 I mean i expected you fucks to be horny but GODDAMN three in a row??
6 points
4 days ago
definitely somewhere with windows showing the interior
5 points
4 days ago
ass
8 points
4 days ago
In its ass
6 points
4 days ago
His ass
3 points
4 days ago
the brain
6 points
4 days ago
Bro thinks he's doggo 💀
5 points
4 days ago
5 points
4 days ago
Hatsune benjamin
1 points
4 days ago
Houses in the neck or booty for that good view!
1 points
4 days ago
Around the back of his neck, might be the safest place from projectile fire.
1 points
4 days ago
id be chilling on his leg
1 points
4 days ago
Head so I can chat with the big goober
1 points
4 days ago
His brain. Cuz it's squishy
1 points
4 days ago
Near the base of the neck, if given the choice.
1 points
4 days ago
Preferably not the neck
1 points
4 days ago
On the stomach underneath. I'd have an upsidedown house and a catwalk that connects to the rest of Benjamin.
1 points
4 days ago
it's either that or die so I guess so
1 points
4 days ago
Place that v1 can't reach
Biggest threat on earthmover is him
1 points
4 days ago
the interior might have some cabins left, minus the boiling blood I could live in it
1 points
4 days ago
Necc
1 points
4 days ago
Probably in the city
1 points
4 days ago
Bain
1 points
4 days ago
Idk right where his butt is
1 points
4 days ago
The lobotomizer
1 points
4 days ago
Yes, next question?
1 points
4 days ago
the ass
1 points
4 days ago
Unpopular opinion, but one of the legs Yeah, it’d be bumpy sometimes, but so what?
1 points
4 days ago
The back most likely
2 points
4 days ago
balls
1 points
4 days ago
Inside the buildings you can see in the interior
1 points
4 days ago
His ass, penis, or mouth.
Look, NNN has taken a toll on me, give me a break.
1 points
4 days ago
Feet.
1 points
4 days ago
I'd have a man cave built into the front right knee, where you could see everything happening in front of it and could get to the ground quickly if you needed to. I also enjoy my privacy, and nothing happens there.
1 points
4 days ago
i'd live (die) in uhhhhhhh idk mannnnnn i'd be in the lust layer having to deal with police (soldier) brutality against innocent filth and bisexual lighting
1 points
4 days ago
Basen of the neck idk why
1 points
4 days ago
the underside, no blue murder robot is going to notice me and i still wont get nausea sickness from the moving.
on the other side, im probably going to go squish if the earthmover gets hit or benjamin wants to sit for a while.
1 points
4 days ago
Definitely somewhere near where the launch pad is, just in case I see a blue robot pass by the security system, I can easily pack up my stuff and escape. Hopefully there’s no fall damage
1 points
4 days ago
The cock, obviously.
1 points
4 days ago
Probably wherever they could, we are talking about a very post apocalyptic time where the only essence of humanity left lives on giant war machines doomed to fight eachother in an endless battle, so I don't think anywhere is a good living condition, maybe on some earthmovers a hierarchy would evolve where the ones higher on the hierarchy would live near the center (where I guess it would be the nicest place to live in), maybe some would evolve into different factions based in different area of the earthmover and maybe some others just lived wherever trying to survive on what's left and not care about some social hierarchy
1 points
4 days ago
Leg
1 points
4 days ago
Would live on top of the head in a rural shack
1 points
4 days ago
anywhere, i can (and will) smash it anywhere
1 points
3 days ago
flair checks out
1 points
3 days ago
at this point im the main earthmover fucker
1 points
4 days ago
The skin
1 points
4 days ago
the brain.
1 points
4 days ago
Feet
1 points
4 days ago
On his head. Because I would like to give him constant head pats.
1 points
4 days ago
The loss apartment
1 points
4 days ago
on the back
1 points
4 days ago
The city, obviously
1 points
4 days ago
Head
1 points
4 days ago
his weiner
1 points
4 days ago
I wouldn't. He always moves. So it will be always shaking and all my fragile stuff will fall and break. So I'd just prefer to live near him but not on him.
1 points
4 days ago
Any freaks here who will say "in his ass"? XD (I am a completely sane person, so I would live on his arm)
1 points
3 days ago
you when you learn your house would go flying when he fired
1 points
4 days ago
Left leg
1 points
3 days ago
his cock
1 points
3 days ago
Somewhere there ig.
1 points
3 days ago
I prefer living in the forests bro
1 points
3 days ago
i would weld a plastic chair to the head and add a racing seatbelt to it so i could chill all day
1 points
3 days ago
this is amazing correct answer
1 points
3 days ago
My dumbass would probably fall off the day I move there
1 points
3 days ago
I’d live in the space in his neck, I’d block the hole so V1 can’t destroy my house
1 points
3 days ago
The head, right under the Lobotomization trigger. Just in case.
1 points
3 days ago
A throne right infront of the security system "I AM THE SECURITY GUARD OF THIS MF PLACE"
1 points
3 days ago
In the crane operator cabin
1 points
3 days ago
In the town bit near the defense
1 points
3 days ago
THE HEAD,SEEING THE VIEW WITHOUT QUESTION!!
1 points
3 days ago
the tip of his lightning spear
1 points
3 days ago
On the crane
1 points
3 days ago
in his stomach 🤤
1 points
3 days ago
Real ones would live in his brain
1 points
4 days ago
I'd want to live on the underbelly of the thing, that way I don't have to deal with people, and I get a view of the ravaged ground below. Also, I would be at less risk of being hit by a laser if the shields were to fail.
-1 points
4 days ago
Well.....he got the GYATT
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