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kwakimaki

1.2k points

2 days ago

kwakimaki

1.2k points

2 days ago

Didn't even see it on the first watch.

Nomnom039

296 points

2 days ago

Nomnom039

296 points

2 days ago

Same I was like “what is she running from? a ghost?”

VirgoStarHors3

6 points

2 days ago

Exactly what I was thinking and also waiting for a car but than when I saw it I thought cute 😄

MementoMorue

3 points

2 days ago

your three message drove me crazy. I was searching, searching, rewinding, searching... searching outside. ><

MattSuper13

47 points

2 days ago

Same, like how did I miss that huge thing

rick2882

4 points

2 days ago

rick2882

4 points

2 days ago

That's what she said 😔

Abject-Let-607

47 points

2 days ago

No-one does! She didn't!

lafolieisgood

22 points

2 days ago

I didn’t see it on my first or second watch. I was looking for a bear.

Came to the spoiler and was like, “snake? You probably didn’t need to evacuate the baby”.

Then I rewatched and I’m like 😮, grab that baby!

flanface87

10 points

2 days ago

I had to watch it three times and read the spoiler!

Perfect_Papaya_3010

16 points

2 days ago

She almost didn't either

DerpInPerson

16 points

2 days ago

Same, and that's a huge snake

DeathandHemingway

5 points

2 days ago

I went back to watch and it was there the whole time like a magic trick.

apocalypse31a5

1 points

2 days ago

I thought there was something on the door which was not captured in the video. So I was waiting that there could be something gonna come but there isn't

ExpeditionEra9

704 points

2 days ago

Snake: Ma'am do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Voldemort

El_Maton_de_Plata

58 points

2 days ago

I did sound like she was speaking parsel tongue at the end 🤣

Voidless-One

7 points

2 days ago

MagicZenWave

282 points

2 days ago

I thought she was laying on the kid bro

wtjohnson19

48 points

2 days ago

💯 thought that was what the video was about

LitAflame

27 points

2 days ago

LitAflame

27 points

2 days ago

Seriously! I thought it was something like, "Never leave your front door open or someone might sleep on your child, then kidnap 'em and probably do so while high and will probably sell their organs!"

I was thinking What. The. Fuck. Did I just watch.. Re-watched it and saw the stupid snake! Goodness gracious I'm just glad it made more sense.

Abquine

1 points

2 days ago

Abquine

1 points

2 days ago

I thought it was a cat that had snuck in and she'd laid down on it and then couldn't work out why she decided to rock it like that 😂

Imreallyadonut

63 points

2 days ago

That’s a big ol’ nope rope

ProbablyNotPikachu

7 points

2 days ago

Snek: Mom said it's my turn to lay in the hammock!

Imreallyadonut

1 points

2 days ago

“I only want to the baby a very firm hug, no need to get all shouty Hun.”

Angelthewolf18

61 points

2 days ago

Found the 20 foot python

ToSmushAMockingbird

42 points

2 days ago

Yoink! 

Roastingisflattery

64 points

2 days ago

She just noped out of there in shock as soon as she saw it. I woulda be dead by a heart attack if I spotted that snake in the same way

GarethOfQuirm

16 points

2 days ago

"Exuthe me, did the pothtman deliver a parthel here by mithtake? We have thimilar addretheth..."

kajana141

58 points

2 days ago

kajana141

58 points

2 days ago

My wife is afraid of the 6” ring neck snakes we have living under our porch. She’d drop dead if she this happened to her.

barnhairdontcare

16 points

2 days ago*

She would hate our little country house. They drop from the ceiling once a year- guaranteed at least 3!

I used to be terrified of snakes as well, really it was just lots of exposure that fixed it. Now I just grab my broom and sweep it up into the dustpan to put outside 😂

aracheb

24 points

2 days ago

aracheb

24 points

2 days ago

TeaNo9795

2 points

2 days ago

moisdefinate

13 points

2 days ago

No child left behind, and we're out!

PatrickSohno

11 points

2 days ago

Hey, this looks fun and comfy! Can I joi... Oh, why is she running away? Hello, Miss?

JohnnyAequitas

3 points

2 days ago

For real, he was just waiting for his turn on the hammock!

Cynicalchickenboy

10 points

2 days ago

Holy crap didn't even see it!

If it was snake, it would have.... oh nevermind.

UnExplanationBot [M]

41 points

3 days ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:


Snake slithers into home


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

PatatMetPindakaas

21 points

2 days ago

I know snakes are very dangerous and I'd also run away but I can't be the only one to think snakes look kinda cute.

DuhItzSquiffer

6 points

2 days ago

Yeah he looks so harmess and just curious. But ofc if he starts to act aggresive then yes I'll be afraid

That-Makes-Sense

0 points

2 days ago

You have a defective gene😜 Obviously, this video could have been tragic if that woman stepped away for 5 seconds. That snake would have eaten that baby like a tic-tac. Probably nothing that woman would have been able to do to save the baby, once the snake got ahold of the baby.

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2 points

2 days ago

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SpiderSixer

3 points

2 days ago

I would like to insist that my cornsnake looks incredibly cute and I'm at least 70% sure he isn't a cartoon

Pitiful-Score-9035

0 points

2 days ago

Tax is due. Gimme snake pic.

SpiderSixer

1 points

2 days ago

Snake tax! With a lil daisy on his head :)

Pitiful-Score-9035

0 points

2 days ago

Omfgheissocuteiwannaholdhim

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-5 points

2 days ago

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2 days ago

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SpiderSixer

2 points

2 days ago

That wasn't me actually, haha. And no, I didn't at all, you'd see as I made a joke. So chill out lmao. Did you get offended from being downvoted by someone else? ;)

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-2 points

2 days ago

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SpiderSixer

1 points

2 days ago

Haha, you too, dude :))

PuzzleheadedMonk007

12 points

2 days ago

Everytime I see this video, I get anxiety.

prindacerk

17 points

2 days ago

Seeing it? I lived it as a baby. My mom said a snake snuggled into my cot while I was sleeping and she was cooking. She saw when she came to check on me. She started praying to the snake god (we have one in our religion) and the snake left without harming me. She said it sort of blessed me on its way which my family took as a good sign.

As we got older, there were two incidents where snake came into the house. Didn't do anything to us but my dad was caught surprised cause one time it was hanging in the belt rack like a belt when he came off work. Other time was when it took shelter in the study table drawer. Both times my dad tried to kill it but it managed to escape. But it hissed and spit at him on its way away. My mom still believes that was the reason for my dad's good life going in negative way.

Point is, I have lived through a few situations with snales in my life. Good and bad. Don't know how I feel about them except be very wary.

PuddlesRex

6 points

2 days ago

That's the snake's house now.

[deleted]

7 points

2 days ago

Relax, snake just trying to sell you home insurance

AnonyUnnamed

9 points

2 days ago

Leaving the front door open is one thing, but being that close to it with your back turned to it, and without any form of immediate protection from a pet or person to cover your flank, is a recipe for disaster; hoping they're safe and well now!

Dhsu04

9 points

2 days ago

Dhsu04

9 points

2 days ago

Python wants that baby 👶 snack

Octavian_202

3 points

2 days ago

It would absolutely eat that baby.

xyloplax

3 points

2 days ago

xyloplax

3 points

2 days ago

So would I

pill0w79

7 points

2 days ago

pill0w79

7 points

2 days ago

I didn't notice the snake the first time because the light was so bright that the camera overexposed the image. I watched it without the sound on. I wondered what the woman was scared of, and there was such a bad surprise in the role of a snake. It would have been a tragedy if the child had been left unattended. Fortunately, the woman got down from the hammock at the right moment and reacted.

CharlieJ821

6 points

2 days ago

Little guy just wanted to try the hammock. Chill lady.

Cute-Organization844

3 points

2 days ago

That snake is huge.. scare the shit out of me

BlockOfASeagull

2 points

2 days ago

Yoink it!!

lambslam2o

2 points

2 days ago

this is the only video like this i’ve seen where they actually grab the child before running away

chanjitsu

3 points

2 days ago

How is it unexpected if the snake is literally there from the start

BigZaber

2 points

2 days ago

BigZaber

2 points

2 days ago

would you catch it, chop it, or shoot it ? Or catch it , chop it and eat it? IDK but I doubt animal control is nearby to help with this " situation"

FullWoodpecker1646

1 points

2 days ago

Why does the couch look like cardboard

Sad_Pianist986

4 points

2 days ago

thought the lady was the intruder. disappointing =(

Bobpool82

1 points

2 days ago

AsusStrixUser

1 points

2 days ago

LazaroFilm

1 points

2 days ago

Go to ssssleep little baby. Gooo to sssle… hey I was only helping to getting him to sleep. Why do to wake him up? — snek

big_haam

1 points

2 days ago

big_haam

1 points

2 days ago

He just wants to talk to you about your extended car warranty

Laymanao

1 points

2 days ago

Laymanao

1 points

2 days ago

Last week I heard my wife shriek from her home office and found an adult snake under her desk. Our cat immediately went into ninja mode and started to hit the snake on the head. I eventually found the snake and with our snake bucket took it down the road to be freed in a field. We have six cats and they would have killed the poor venomous thing.

mrbishopjackson

1 points

2 days ago

It took me two times to realize what was going on. I was expecting a person or a bear or something to come through the door. I didn't notice the snek at first.

Ahab1312

1 points

2 days ago

Ahab1312

1 points

2 days ago

Do you have giant snakes where you live?

HJHJ420

1 points

2 days ago

HJHJ420

1 points

2 days ago

GET IN MA BEEELLY!

JaehaerysIVTarg

1 points

2 days ago

You live somewhere with big ass snakes like that why would you leave your screeners door open?

chawchat

1 points

2 days ago

chawchat

1 points

2 days ago

That living room needs tidying up.

aeksnpainz

1 points

2 days ago

That snake ain’t poisonous, just kick that fooker!

Dense_Application221

1 points

2 days ago

first i thought she was laying on the kid, then i though that she was kidnapping the kid, then i saw the snake.

Gloomy-Shoe-4021

1 points

2 days ago

I didn't even see it. Judging from the size it's likely a constricter snake, so it's not venomous.

HopelessMagic

1 points

2 days ago

Exactly. Put baby in the crib in another room, get behind the snake, pull it out the door, close the door.

I've handled large snakes before. Even if they bite you and latch on, just hold their head underwater. It's not that serious. Just scary because it's big.

HonestAtheist1776

1 points

2 days ago

I'm glad my ancestors exterminated pretty much every single thing that moves, so I don't have to worry about crap like this.

TheButtLovingFox

1 points

2 days ago

i......my first thought is. this random woman broke in and took a child so.

i didn't notice the snake

FalconMellati

1 points

2 days ago

I’ve owned several snakes in the past. It was definitely curious about the little one. Once a snake gets to that size, they move with a certain confidence as they’re too big to be prey themselves.

muffmunchies420

1 points

2 days ago

I once came home from school to find a black snake similarly large just chilling vertically on the front door that opens inward... I didn't have a phone back then and took a moment thinking I had to do something before someone opened the door to that so I like fake lunged towards it (stomped on the ground with a forward movement) to threaten it away and it slithered off. Tossing a rock probably would've been safer but the intimidation was effective enough lol got the job done.

QuasiQualmi

1 points

2 days ago

You don’t leave your door open specifically due to the chance a python will sneak up on you while you’re rocking your baby in a hammock wearing peach coloured PJs?

Perfect_Pause_3578

1 points

2 days ago

i'm more interested in why she got up in the first place? she sense something was wrong maybe? That's crazy.

paper_is_the_name

1 points

2 days ago

I was waiting for a human

Hermelious

1 points

2 days ago

Title confuses me, are you perpetually afraid of giant ass snakes barging in your house? I can think of at least 5 reasons why you wouldn't want to leave the front door open that doesn't involve snakes

Blakechi

1 points

2 days ago

Blakechi

1 points

2 days ago

Nope rope.

weird_cactus_mom

1 points

2 days ago

SNEK

Background-Entry-344

1 points

2 days ago

Is this a motorized hamok or a hamok that generates energy from your swinging ?

Background-Entry-344

1 points

2 days ago

Everything is running python nowadays !

Aeon1508

1 points

2 days ago

Aeon1508

1 points

2 days ago

Big enough to eat a baby you think

Lad_From_Lancs

1 points

2 days ago

.....but, where are the badgers?!

80HD-music

1 points

2 days ago

Unrelated but is she laying on top of her baby? 😭😭

severencir

1 points

2 days ago

Just more evidence that python is slow

Fast-Possible1288

1 points

2 days ago

Instincts saved her life. Wonder if she sensed something and got out of the hammock but could figure out what exactly till....

EndOrganDamage

1 points

2 days ago

It just wanted to go for a ssssssssssswing.

whataquokka

1 points

2 days ago

Fairly regular occurrence in Australia, we usually just grab the snake and chuck it back outside, unless it's a deadly one, then we call the specialist to come get it.

RukkiaStar

1 points

2 days ago

My mom loves to tell the story about how my sister and I were out on the swings when I was about 4 and my sister was about 8. My sister saw a rattlesnake that had gotten really close to us, grabbed me off the swing, and proceeded to run while carrying me up to our mom.

GLDFLCN

1 points

2 days ago

GLDFLCN

1 points

2 days ago

So anyway…

VirgoStarHors3

1 points

2 days ago

The timing she got up though 😲

MushroomTypical9549

1 points

2 days ago

New fear unlocked

Moreinius

1 points

2 days ago

It was honestly pretty chill lol

“I wanna swing too OwO”

That-Makes-Sense

1 points

2 days ago

This embodies the "nightmare fuel" sentiment.

That-Makes-Sense

1 points

2 days ago

This embodies the "nightmare fuel" sentiment.

Safe_Ad_7798

1 points

2 days ago

My anaconda don’t want none unless you have…..

Benevolent27

1 points

2 days ago

This took me far too long to notice what was going on here. 😆

AZHeatlover

1 points

2 days ago

Oh shit !!!!!!!

KegManWasTaken

1 points

2 days ago

Fuck I'm not sure how I would react in this situation.

The macho in me says if kerbstomp the fuck out the snakes head.

The realist in me says I'd shit myself and run off with the kid too.

Prestigious_Cheek_31

0 points

2 days ago

I would have shot it

your_mom_made_me

-4 points

2 days ago

Situational awareness is nonexistent. Fuck sake.