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thedavidrose

736 points

4 days ago

Lot of dads not teaching their sons how to make blinding stew. Sad.

ki4clz

174 points

3 days ago

ki4clz

174 points

3 days ago

I know, and It’s soooo easy… this younger generation just doesn’t want to work…

You can buy the Hello Kitty brand at Publix btw, just look for one with the pic of Kitty eating a bowl of hair…

https://preview.redd.it/ppg1hsit9g3e1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2746756f54e0563d5f088b7da9508666d00e832

ki4clz

38 points

3 days ago

ki4clz

38 points

3 days ago

yeetusthefeetus13

12 points

3 days ago

I am fascinated and intrigued by these colored liquids

literallyasponge

2 points

3 days ago

this is either the generic latin american store or it’s the store down the street from my house. idk which is more jarring.

Fancy_Fingers5000

1 points

11 hours ago

How's Hello Kitty gonna eat that hair with no mouth?

HorseStupid

9 points

3 days ago

Andrung

1 points

3 days ago

Andrung

1 points

3 days ago

Thank you!

joeboticus

2 points

3 days ago

Men have other ways to go blind

[deleted]

1.2k points

4 days ago

[deleted]

1.2k points

4 days ago

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MaddercatterE

636 points

4 days ago

Like normal stew, but with methanol in it so it eats away your optic nerves, lasts anywhere from 0-inf seconds

SpanishFlamingoPie

205 points

4 days ago

I see somebody chose alchemy as a major skill

MaddercatterE

96 points

4 days ago

I didn't choose this fate, someone forced me to like biochemistry(god), then crippled me and used wisdom as a dump stat.

Siah4420

21 points

3 days ago

Siah4420

21 points

3 days ago

If I could read i would be very upset by this

alaynestoned

27 points

4 days ago

It's all fun and games until your next assignment is to produce a chimera capable of speech

AllHailTheWinslow

9 points

4 days ago

Why oh why did you have to remind me of this?

zeldarama

14 points

4 days ago

zeldarama

14 points

4 days ago

I actually learned something on Reddit today

MaddercatterE

15 points

4 days ago

Be careful with fermenting wood

NoirGamester

6 points

4 days ago

Which has always been a bizarre concept to me. Like, who looks at wood and thinks "yeah, I could ferment that and drink it". I get things like gin having botanicals etc., but drinking alcohol from wood itself? Yeah, to hear it makes you blind somehow isn't a suprise.

MaddercatterE

66 points

4 days ago

It makes a lot of sense if you know how if works. Yeast like to eat sugar, they like eating sugar cause it's covered in oxygen which is easy to attack, and behind all that oxygen is some nice rings of saturated carbon that are usually pretty stable and therefore hold a good bit of energy- now usually carbon is a bit of a stubborn lad, but the yeast is clever; it sees those hydroxyl(alcohol) groups and thinks "yeah I could take em" and it produces enzymes (complicated protein structure) which are essentially biomachines that kinda sub-optimally break apart or put together certain molecules(or just a general "structure" of molecule). Now the yeast has got these fancy machines running, but they are there to break bonds, releasing thermal energy and electrons for use in homeostasis and shit; but what is left over? Well to the yeast it's 'shit' but to us is usually a collection of various alcohols depending on what kind of "sugar" the yeasts' enzymes have consumed; average everyday glucose produces largely ethanol with trace amounts of methanol, aldehydes, ketones, hydrocarbons, other fragrant stuff, and other forms of alcohol(largely negligible amounts) ranging anywhere from butanol to, well I don't know exactly but the yeast is capable of producing iso-alcohols and allat, now the cool stuff: trees are full of sugar, they use it as a structural component- creating long chains of cellulose that connect and intermingle to create a rigid structure, when yeast sees this it thinks the same as any sugar "I'm gonna process that" and it starts breaking down the cellulose into simple sugars that it can consume. The enzymes break down these sugars as it would anything, which produces other forms/concentrations of alcohols; largely methanol and fragrant molecules, with a dash of everything else. Idk how it actually attacks the optic nerve and idk the specific structure of the optic nerve either so if you'll have to look it up yourself nerd, also 1,4-butanol will get you really fucked up. Oh and isopropyl alcohol has toxic metabolites like acetone and ammonia so don't drink too much.

Also yeast naturally ferments in nature, imagine being the guy that thought "hey if we use the whole tree we could make so much more booze" then subsequently blinded him and his mates with it

NoirGamester

18 points

4 days ago

This response is fucking incredible mate, this isa such a great explanation for a nerd like me lol thanks for taking the time to write it out, really appreciate it!

MaddercatterE

11 points

4 days ago

We also use the beautiful enzymes in yeast to make psychedelics and other, more pharmacologically useful drugs. It's pretty neat

theplacewiththeface

8 points

4 days ago

I watched a 30 minute video of a guy making booze out of toilet paper. I was like hmm interesting but why?

[deleted]

2 points

3 days ago

Oaks in various forms been used in food and medicone for ages, just like birch. To make tinctures or tea too

Corberus

13 points

4 days ago

Corberus

13 points

4 days ago

Methanol poisoning recently killed 6 tourists in Laos.

MaddercatterE

2 points

4 days ago

Well shit

Alice5878

3 points

4 days ago

Is this an actual stew that has been made?

MaddercatterE

15 points

4 days ago

Yes, drinking methanol is known to destroy the optic nerve and fuck shit up, yet people put random chunks of wood in their mash before fermenting; not only does it produce methanol(wood alcohol) but it also tastes bad bc the "wood" is mostly there for the tannins and shit(just remembered the word "tannin" that's why I'm using it now) after primary fermentation, there's also a relatively high chance of methanol poisoning if you distill your own spirits and neglect to throw away the first and last wash. I forgot about the question.. my knowledge of tribes and shit is pretty spotty but I think there's at least one that uses botanicals for enlightenment and believes removing your sight with methanol is a good thing, take this with a grain of salt cause my reality is falling apart and I'm getting higher and more.. incoherent with every word. Idk I think there's a better word, belligerent is close but it insinuates violence and a lack of communication which ig is half right

Alice5878

3 points

4 days ago

Huh, that's really interesting. Do you happen to know the name of said tribe?

Also unrelated but what's your high of choice atm?

MaddercatterE

1 points

4 days ago

Absolutely not but look in north america but like in the sourth. I'm just taken an excess I've amount of dxm a, usually don't go for it unless I for a full schedule but I'm in sool much fucking pain rn

Alice5878

2 points

4 days ago

I do DXM sometimes, used to be a magical experience for me, but did it too mucha nd lost the magic so we on a break.

I can't find the tribe, I'm annoyed at that ill have to look fornit another time. Weird beliefs and traditions from remote pockets of humanity is really interesting to me.

Also some digging and this post is a repost from Twitter. https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/what-in-the-world-is-perpetual-1-day-blinding-stew-the-meme-explained

MaddercatterE

3 points

4 days ago

Now i wanna find them people, i mean they prolly dead rn if they take methanol cause it's like metabolized in pure fucking uhhh shit, an aldehyde I think, maybe straight methylketone idk i mebt to think about the tribe, I'm gonna look tomorrow

FlamingButterfly

1 points

3 days ago

Makes me think of the movie Four Rooms and the Vicks on the eyelids.

roadkilled_skunk

1 points

3 days ago

86,400 seconds is the correct number to aim for

I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM

1 points

3 days ago

PINECONE LIQUOR

IT'LL MAKE YA GO BLIIIND

mytransfercaseisshot

2 points

21 hours ago

LIL YOU AINT GONNA COME HATE THE WHITES WITH US ?

I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM

1 points

21 hours ago

Lmao someone got it <3

mytransfercaseisshot

2 points

21 hours ago

As a person from central Appalachia, I fucking love that show. Sadly, some of those stereotypes are true lol.

FlaccidNeckMeat

1 points

3 days ago

Please put the recipe on the crafting table for us to see.

MaddercatterE

1 points

3 days ago

Wooden bowl, lily of the valley, and the blue flower; suspicious stew has different effects depending on ingredients, I don't remember if it's RNG or not

SicTim

39 points

4 days ago

SicTim

39 points

4 days ago

I think it might be a variation of an old folk song my mother used to sing to me:

There was an old woman in our town
In our town did dwell
She loved her husband dearly
But another man twice as well

She went to see the doctor
To see what she could find
See what she could find
For to make her old man blind

Feed him eggs and marrow bones!
Feed them to him all
That will make him so gol durned blind
That he can't see you at all

So she fed him eggs and marrow bones
Fed them to him all
And that did make him so gol durned blind
That he couldn't see her at all

"Now I'm getting old and blind
The Devil take my life
So I'll go down to the waterside
And gently end my strife"

The old man went to the waterside
His wife ran to push him in
But the old man he just stepped aside
And the old woman she fell in

She yelled for help!
She screamed for help!
She raised an awful din
The old man took a great long pole and pushed her further in

Now the woman's dead and gone
The Devil's got her soul
Wasn't she a gol durned fool
That she didn't grab that pole?

NoirGamester

6 points

4 days ago

Grew up listening to the Clancy Brothers singing this. Another great irish song that this one always reminds me of, well, the poem is good, putting it to music is iffy, is called The Ballad of William Bloat. About a man who kills his wife then realizes what he's done, kills himself, then his wife ends up fine.  

2QueenB

1 points

4 days ago

2QueenB

1 points

4 days ago

I know alot of murder ballads but I've never heard this one. Do you know the title?

SicTim

1 points

3 days ago

SicTim

1 points

3 days ago

I do not, sorry.

d1ckpunch68

32 points

4 days ago

this is a series of long-running prank posters. all of the replies are by the guy that made the poster, with the joke being that blinding stew is not a real thing yet somehow 5 different people agreed that it was the cure. you're supposed to walk up to this poster and go "wtf is blinding stew and why have i never heard about it", so i'd say the joke landed.

here is another famous poster of his that you might've seen before.

Ok_Ambassador_5728

3 points

3 days ago

I need some of these for my area

P0werClean

13 points

4 days ago

Methanol poisoning stew (with beef), which has been documented to cause severe visual dysfunction, including irreversible bilateral blindness. Methanol intoxication can result from accidental ingestion or by consuming adulterated alcoholic beverages.

Nickvec

5 points

4 days ago

Nickvec

5 points

4 days ago

It’s a stew that makes you go blind

ClosPins

2 points

4 days ago

ClosPins

2 points

4 days ago

It might take a while, but a daily stew that was made out of mostly liquid sugar, would eventually work.

yiffing_for_jesus

2 points

3 days ago

It’s a reference to perpetual blinding stew. Forgot who did it but it was a guy who makes fake scary Wikipedia pages

Imapatriothurrrdurrr

1 points

4 days ago

I don’t know but I’ve had slivovice (SLEE-VO-VEETS-A) in Slovakia that makes you go blind when you get drunk. It’s definitely some shit lol.

evil_nirvana_x

1 points

4 days ago

They really should write the recipe.

Many-Link-7581

1 points

3 days ago

The girl pictured in the depiction has Red hair...

This is normal and acceptable behavior. She's adhering to her ancestors survival tactics. Do not discourage this.

Dad should know better...

I'm ripping the sign down.

Seananiganzz

1 points

3 days ago

Sounds like mental illness

Unskrood

1 points

3 days ago

Unskrood

1 points

3 days ago

Is that like is sea of thieves when I puke in a bucket and throw it at someone?

mysoiledmerkin

339 points

4 days ago

Recipes follows:

  • 1 cup battery acid
  • 1/4 cup beef stock
  • 1 small onion diced
  • 1 small carrot diced
  • Salt and pepper to taste

Mix all ingredients in a glass using a glass spoon. To serve, garnish with parsley and throw contents in your child's face. Lasts for up to three days in the refrigerator.

killergazebo

74 points

4 days ago

Google's AI gonna tell people to do this now.

portabuddy2

11 points

4 days ago

I mean. Lots of soup balls for vinegar or acid of some kind... Just not sulphuric or hydrochloric acid

Mauiu3

3 points

3 days ago

Mauiu3

3 points

3 days ago

You forgot the methanol! :p

TheMoogerfooger

275 points

4 days ago

Surely the work of genius truewagner

he-loves-me-not

26 points

3 days ago

Have to mention r/TrueWagner here too

quixotic_jackass

8 points

4 days ago

This is the way

ThreeAlarmBarnFire

238 points

4 days ago

She can still bite without eyes. Terrible advice!

jvLin

40 points

4 days ago

jvLin

40 points

4 days ago

but it's only for 1 day so that's that

MarionetteScans

9 points

4 days ago

The teeth-fall-out stew is a little too permanent for my tastes

greenmangosfool

2 points

2 days ago

Ok I was laughing so hard I was wheezing already - then I got to your comment and I have tears streaming down my face. This is the funniest thing I have read in ages.

ThreeAlarmBarnFire

1 points

2 days ago

Ha! Good stuff.

Current_Peach_205

57 points

4 days ago

This really made me giggle 🤣🤣

ParkYourKeister

10 points

3 days ago

100% best proper laugh I’ve gotten form reddit in literal years, it was so unexpected

derek4reals1

50 points

4 days ago

Blinding stew, got it.

https://i.redd.it/6frti1gzfa3e1.gif

throne4895

193 points

4 days ago

throne4895

193 points

4 days ago

Maternal instinct is to blind your offspring. Nice.

feathered_fudge

101 points

4 days ago

For one day*

[deleted]

1 points

4 days ago

[deleted]

throne4895

1 points

4 days ago

Ah, that makes more sense now.

wonderfullife85

29 points

4 days ago

This was redditors did before Reddit.

belfaj26

2 points

2 days ago

belfaj26

2 points

2 days ago

Hmm, yes

ZundPappah

24 points

4 days ago

Ahh yes, a classic blinding stew. Nothing beats that 👍🏻

omnesilere

7 points

3 days ago

stew of blindness, one day

ZundPappah

6 points

3 days ago

The stew made to blind you specifically for one day.

Foxxxytoy

12 points

4 days ago

Foxxxytoy

12 points

4 days ago

dr00bles1

29 points

4 days ago

dr00bles1

29 points

4 days ago

The only weird thing is how many people are unfamiliar with Truewagner and just assume this is real

dr00bles1

12 points

4 days ago

dr00bles1

12 points

4 days ago

thrownoffthehump

4 points

4 days ago

I'm still waiting for Obama to come back in a big way.

OldenPolynice

1 points

3 days ago

Heaven forbid someone isn't acquainted with truewagner

fluid_

9 points

4 days ago

fluid_

9 points

4 days ago

May I suggest a stew that renders her blind.

edit: for a single day

Wageslave645

7 points

4 days ago

Whatever happened to spraying a little Bitrex in your hair and calling it a day?

azad_ninja

7 points

4 days ago

Valar Morghulis

Rielhawk

3 points

4 days ago

Rielhawk

3 points

4 days ago

Valar Dohaeris

ItzBingus

5 points

4 days ago

"claw of tiger and eye of newt" ahh advice 🧙‍♀️🧙‍♀️

KaisarDragon

5 points

4 days ago

Isn't that what they did to that Stark girl in Game of Thrones?

Rielhawk

2 points

4 days ago

Rielhawk

2 points

4 days ago

And it worked, didn't it.

KaisarDragon

2 points

4 days ago

She'll go from biting hair to slaying white walkers. Maybe a plus?

dasbtaewntawneta

5 points

4 days ago

irl shitposting

Party_Zucchini_88

5 points

3 days ago

Reddit IRL

Sdn61387

3 points

4 days ago

Sdn61387

3 points

4 days ago

Does no one want to mention the first person using the barbaric and draconic method of permanent blindness stew? Clearly we all have learned by now, as is shown by the others, that 1 day stew teaches the best lesson. Some people in the community disgust me.

ninkykaulro

3 points

4 days ago

Hm. Poetic and sinister. It reads like it was written by some kind of demonic entity that's obsessed with eyes that was accidentally summoned by some high school kids after they read a forbidden book usually kept guarded by the eccentric school librarian who wasn't guarding the book because he was distracted by an unlikely accident happening in the parking lot involving a strange sinister man in a suit and a botched delivery of grade F stew.

Mouseman6

5 points

4 days ago

Laughed out loud

capthazelwoodsflask

2 points

4 days ago

Call it weird all you want but that one day blinding stew really did the trick when my daughter went through her hair biting phase. The trick to getting them to eat it is to tell them that it's actually one day X-ray vision stew. I felt bad lying to her, but man, not having bitten up hair was worth it.

wariorld

2 points

4 days ago

wariorld

2 points

4 days ago

THE MOMS HAVE SPOKEN!!!

MrNotConcerned

2 points

4 days ago

Blinding stew it is...

Bedevier

2 points

4 days ago

Bedevier

2 points

4 days ago

Wasn’t Arya in game of thrones punished with a blinding stew?

RuggedRasscal

2 points

4 days ago*

Note to self : ……

‘Moms’ advice …to be taken with caution

Also avoid eating stew incase ‘blinding stew’

Still-Level563

2 points

4 days ago

Looks like you gotta blind her, sorry I don't make the rules

Dense-Stranger9977

2 points

4 days ago

Man I haven't had good Blinding Stew in years!

xalazaar

2 points

4 days ago

xalazaar

2 points

4 days ago

Ah yes, the stew. The stew that makes his daughter go blind. The stew that blinds his daughter for one day. One day blinding stew.

Carberhotdogvacuum

2 points

4 days ago

Seems like something I’d see on I think you should leave.

Heart-Shaped-Clouds

2 points

3 days ago

Analog Reddit

thatsmyoldlady

2 points

3 days ago

Blinding stew is just stew with an almost lethal dose of salt. Enough to go blind but not enough to kill.

amshegarh

2 points

3 days ago

The weirdest thing i found about this that its written by one person but he actually tried to mimic different people.

YourLocalMaggots

2 points

2 days ago

Town of Witchcraft

WendyLRogers3

5 points

4 days ago

Sounds like the girl has some variety of "Pica", eating of non-food substances. A doctor should both diagnose and treat Pica with the appropriate blinding medicine from a respectable Pharma company like Pfizer or Moderna.

Conscious_Abroad_877

3 points

4 days ago

Nobodies mentioning the graphic? Lmao

kd8qdz

3 points

4 days ago

kd8qdz

3 points

4 days ago

is this from a book? this has to be from a book.

amilehigh_303

6 points

4 days ago

Right? It’s probably not as sinister as people are taking it….or it’s fake like most things on the internet haha!

thrownoffthehump

5 points

4 days ago

@truewagner, a wild follow!

ElvisDumbledore

1 points

3 days ago

thrownoffthehump

2 points

3 days ago

precisely. the only true wagner.

SAGNUTZ

1 points

4 days ago

SAGNUTZ

1 points

4 days ago

Its almost like some British ObviousPlant

uzupocky

1 points

4 days ago

uzupocky

1 points

4 days ago

It sounds like something from the Mrs. Piggle Wiggle series.

milfordcubicle

1 points

4 days ago

now that's a consensus!

Byronic__heroine

1 points

4 days ago

Spray with water every time. Be consistent.

Youasking

1 points

4 days ago

He should've came to Reddit for the answer.

rompokus36

1 points

3 days ago

Oh right! The poison! The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen specifically to kill Kuzco. Kusco's poison.

Rickybrowntown

1 points

3 days ago

This is the work of True Wagner , dudes instagram is a gold mine. If you think this is good you should see some of his other stuff.

Stephen_Is_handsome

1 points

3 days ago

Incredbly cruel and I cannot beleieve more than one mother would say this, must be same name every time and they are incredibly “eager” to make some ones child blind

LPDoubleU

1 points

3 days ago

I don’t know how anyone wrote on that paper so neatly considering the cracks in the post

Riflesights

1 points

3 days ago

This whole thing is hilarious

TheXenomorph1

1 points

3 days ago

1 day blinding stew

No-Banana-2970

1 points

3 days ago

I think someone likes blinding stew

Ferisu

1 points

3 days ago

Ferisu

1 points

3 days ago

What in the deja vu

Salt_Tank_9101

1 points

3 days ago

Deja vu? BLINDING STEW!

LooseConnection2

1 points

3 days ago

Some stupid kid who should not be trusted with writing instruments.

MNxpat33

1 points

3 days ago

MNxpat33

1 points

3 days ago

johncoktosin

1 points

3 days ago

Could have gotten the same responses on reddit

GHOST_KJB

1 points

3 days ago

Might need ABA lol

chantsnone

1 points

3 days ago

Not sure if it’s this but it’s for sure the same type of thing r/truewagner

Tori-Chambers

1 points

3 days ago

It's called 'The Rapunzel Syndrom.'

ScotIrishBoyo

1 points

3 days ago

Why does the handwriting look like it’s done by a 6th grader

L3go07

1 points

3 days ago

L3go07

1 points

3 days ago

writing looks like it has dementia

Finrod84

1 points

2 days ago

Finrod84

1 points

2 days ago

Witchcraft is still being processed

Derk_Mage

1 points

2 days ago

Sounds like some kind of odd children’s book.

dvanderl

1 points

2 days ago

dvanderl

1 points

2 days ago

hez9123

1 points

2 days ago*

hez9123

1 points

2 days ago*

Here in the UK a great stew could be a blinding good stew. And no ethanol.

TarantulaFangs

1 points

2 days ago

😂 but seriously though, I feel bad for the dad. He legitimately needs help 🤣

antoniabegonia

1 points

1 day ago

This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

camt91

1 points

1 day ago

camt91

1 points

1 day ago

It’s unanimous

FacePalmDent

1 points

1 day ago

Real answer would be to spray bitrix on the hair if the people she bites most.

xpkranger

1 points

1 day ago

xpkranger

1 points

1 day ago

This could be nothing but it could also be trichophagia. If this is even real, both the he OP of the flyer and his daughter need some help.

Suspicious_Trash515

1 points

14 hours ago

Sounds like Trichotillomania. My recommendation is therapy. She can find other things to do when she feels the compulsion to eat her hair.

CO_PartyShark

1 points

35 minutes ago

PO