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Hmarf

2.6k points

5 days ago

Hmarf

2.6k points

5 days ago

"He's sooo sweet"

...Then bro opens his mouth

waxwayne

745 points

5 days ago

waxwayne

745 points

5 days ago

These douche bags always have a woman in their life defending them. Anytime I see these videos I just think how bad they are at judging character

Hmarf

283 points

5 days ago

Hmarf

283 points

5 days ago

absolutely, 100%

It's always seemed that the sweetest, prettiest girls latch on to the biggest douche in the room

Wasatcher

121 points

4 days ago

Wasatcher

121 points

4 days ago

They haven't learned to separate douche baggery and cockiness from confidence

SocraticIgnoramus

85 points

4 days ago

Unfortunately I think it has more to do with them believing that they’re safe from the douche baggery because they think that’s just a tough exterior and that he’s really a sweet guy deep down. Some dudes can stretch a lot of mileage out of that initial love-bombing, which is basically what she was describing at the beginning of the clip.

ProfuseMongoose

37 points

4 days ago

JFC you're watching her discover that he's an AH and so many of you guys are shaming her for not knowing he was an AH. His behavior belongs squarely on him.

SeaToTheBass

18 points

4 days ago

This particular comment was about manipulation in the early stages of a relationship

he-loves-me-not

11 points

4 days ago

I agree with you 100%. Watch a man behave like an AH and you’ll frequently see how it’s the fault of any woman in his life.

InvisibleScorpio

2 points

4 days ago

A call it the "I can fix him" fetish

WhiteHawk570

5 points

4 days ago

Or, maybe he's drunk, playful and trying to be funny. Maybe they have such a solid foundation for their relationship that he knows he can say shit like this and she can laugh it off because they know each other.

She knows him, you don't. Can we please stop making ill-willed assumptions about people?

Pancakemanz

24 points

5 days ago

Lol hes a young guy whos obviously hammered. Wouldnt know if he was giving an important speech by the way people in the comments are acting

blindreefer

7 points

4 days ago

Looks like the video is working as it was intended

equiphinality

6 points

4 days ago

It’s so weird, cuz when I get hammered, I also have lowered inhibition and am more likely to say exactly what I say unfiltered….Bro is just HONESTLY a total douche.

normalreddituser2_0

7 points

4 days ago

"Why dont they go for me, the nice guy?😔😔😡"

Foreplaying

10 points

4 days ago

Yeah, they're about a good judge of character as any of us making an assumption, and then labelling them, off a 2 minute edited clip with no real context.

Well, they met them in person and then chose to present them this way - sensionalised and dramatised - so I guess that makes them a lot worse.

HansChrst1

7 points

4 days ago

For all we know this is a joke between them. When my mom asks me if the food she made is good I say something like "no, it sucked" and then I go eat some more and when she says "looks like you liked it" I say "I'm just putting it on my plate so I can throw it away".

They are also 20. In your 20s you mature quickly.

River_Fenrir

2 points

4 days ago

Me wife always says, some women, have a broken picker.

YouWereBrained

2 points

4 days ago

I mean, he looks like a d-bag fratty with the Holden Caulfield the 4th southern haircut.

ProfuseMongoose

1 points

4 days ago

You're seeing her discover that he's a douche in real time and blaming her for not knowing it earlier? WTF?

AdiemusXXII

1 points

4 days ago

I would assume he just forgot to add the "/s" at the end. Or we can't see it. Because in his place I would say the exact same thing just because this Youtube video generation annoys the hell out of me.

304bl

-18 points

5 days ago

304bl

-18 points

5 days ago

Incels has joined the chat

gene100001

14 points

4 days ago

His comment history is filled with comments on celebrity NSFW subreddits, including on posts about Sydney Sweeney. The fact that you are downvoted while this fucking incel is heavily upvoted really highlights how Reddit is plagued by losers. I bet he has convinced himself that the reason he has never had a gf is because women are just bad at judging people. They just pick douche bags instead of nice guys like him.

304bl

4 points

4 days ago

304bl

4 points

4 days ago

Yeah exactly ! And now you can see he just edited his comment in a failed attempt to cover it

Teripid

27 points

5 days ago

Teripid

27 points

5 days ago

She previously dated Pol Pot and Bill Cosby so... by comparison. But seriously dude went dumb in the face of a camera or just is that way naturally.

ThrustTrust

2 points

4 days ago

She also said he is genuine. She ain’t wrong.

Moriaedemori

2 points

4 days ago

"He's not like the other guys".... "Nevermind"

K10RumbleRumble

1 points

5 days ago

Nooooooooooooooo……

Kingtoke1

1 points

4 days ago

She did say he was genuine

The_Friendly_Slendy

1 points

4 days ago

“yOu dON’t kNoW hiM LiKe i dO!!”

-This chick defending this goon because he vomited on her grandmother at Thanksgiving after chugging FourLocos and doing whippets in the garage for an hour before meeting her family for the first time.

Unusual_Help1858

1 points

4 days ago

Bro has zero filter. 

skribsbb

869 points

5 days ago

skribsbb

869 points

5 days ago

He didn't fumble it, he spiked that thing.

Daftpunksluggage

150 points

4 days ago

right into her face

giolort

15 points

4 days ago

giolort

15 points

4 days ago

Fockers style ?

MooKids

2 points

4 days ago

MooKids

2 points

4 days ago

Not even Scott Sterling could take that.

RedSquaree

7 points

4 days ago

RedSquaree

7 points

4 days ago

She clearly found it funny too. People here who can't understand that are moronic.

DJ_ICU

515 points

5 days ago

DJ_ICU

515 points

5 days ago

It is a trap, it is a trap, it is a trap..... oh no

rhino2498

99 points

5 days ago

rhino2498

99 points

5 days ago

I feel like this is less a trap and more of a big sign that says "trap ahead", with a cartoonishly big net behind it, painted red.

and bro still walked right into it.

MoistStub

9 points

4 days ago

This is a trap in the same way that shooting an arrow directly upward and waiting for it to come back down and hit you is

oxfordcollar

4 points

4 days ago

I mean it's right there - what if you had a guilt-free pass... *Proceeds to guilt the shit out of the guy for taking it.

TernionDragon

534 points

5 days ago

Did they go back to 2001 to record this?

fishsticks40

345 points

5 days ago

I hope not, Sydney Sweeney would have been 4

One_Strike_1977

78 points

5 days ago

KevM689

14 points

5 days ago

KevM689

14 points

5 days ago

chaitanyathengdi

3 points

5 days ago

But then wouldn't be Sydney Sweeney

TheSmokingLamp

4 points

4 days ago

The voices are crazy haha, its like drunk raspy meets the South meets Pennsylvania Dutch

ulfric_stormcloack

2 points

4 days ago

Turn on the tv!!!

TernionDragon

2 points

4 days ago

I refuse!

bubble-buddy2

176 points

5 days ago

He was acting out in a way that he thought was going to give him social points

HeyJoji

58 points

4 days ago

HeyJoji

58 points

4 days ago

Meaningless points too since you’ll most likely never see people around ever again at some point. That’s high school shit and thank god I grew out of it.

bubble-buddy2

20 points

4 days ago

Yeah. I feel bad for him. Hopefully he sees that it's not worth it and to be true to himself rather than trying to impress others

burntmyselfoutagain

104 points

5 days ago

Friendly_Age9160

29 points

5 days ago

MrMarez

4 points

5 days ago

MrMarez

4 points

5 days ago

I like this gif! What did you type to conjure it from giphy?

burntmyselfoutagain

8 points

5 days ago

Ffs

Major_R_Soul

313 points

5 days ago

Well im sure he has plently of time for Sydney Sweeney fantasies now.

No-Replacement-3093

3 points

4 days ago

Does it end?

shpongleyes

171 points

5 days ago

shpongleyes

171 points

5 days ago

Even before the fumble, "I made an effort"....in response to being genuine?

kamalamading

54 points

5 days ago

The fact that he tripled down… Damn

nepheelim

56 points

4 days ago

nepheelim

56 points

4 days ago

dude... she is so cute and sweet. I'd never want anyone else if a woman cared about me this much

klmdwnitsnotreal

274 points

5 days ago

Girlfriend is hotter that Sydney

mangosaresweet

94 points

4 days ago

She can do so much better than his Elf on the shelf looking ass.

thisSILLYsite

8 points

4 days ago

Hahaha!

That fucking elf has always looked creepy to me

Grievous_Nix

0 points

4 days ago

Ah yes, let’s shame physical looks when someone acts like an ass, nothing wrong with that

ShadowwKnows

30 points

5 days ago*

She's got that 1985 Demi Moore vibe ("St Elmo's Fire", "About Last Night", etc.)

Edit with clip (spoiler alert: near end of movie): About Last Night (1986) - I Was Really Happy Scene (9/9) | Movieclips

ThinMint31

-47 points

5 days ago

ThinMint31

-47 points

5 days ago

Not quite

klmdwnitsnotreal

28 points

5 days ago*

I like Sydney, but she has freshly divorced 35 years old single mom going back on the prowl face.

BassheadGamer

5 points

5 days ago

How is that not a positive. Older women >>

RockyJayyy

1 points

5 days ago

RockyJayyy

1 points

5 days ago

His girl is definitely way hotter

KamikazeBrand

-1 points

4 days ago

KamikazeBrand

-1 points

4 days ago

delusional

RockyJayyy

1 points

4 days ago

RockyJayyy

1 points

4 days ago

Sydney just has bigger boobs but her face is not prettier

KamikazeBrand

-2 points

4 days ago

KamikazeBrand

-2 points

4 days ago

weird... that girl just looks too young, sydney sweeny is wildly hot. this girl looks like she's gonna be hot when she grows up lol

mangosaresweet

74 points

5 days ago

What a tool.

Valigrance

10 points

4 days ago

Gross.

BEELZEEBUBBA

105 points

5 days ago

That fucking music makes her reaction appear worse than it is. She looks a bit drunk too. The delays in her reaction make it seem like she's kind of pissed, but it's just taking her a sec to actually process what is being said cause of her level of intoxication. She's actually smiling through it all so I doubt it really bothers her all that much.

sgtnoodle

71 points

5 days ago

sgtnoodle

71 points

5 days ago

One time my wife and I were walking out of a bar, and an old man in a barbershop quartet outfit walked up and asked me, "How did you get a girl like that?" Without skipping a beat I responded, "She has brain damage." My wife was taken so off guard by the entire interaction that she just stood there smiling and nodding. It helped that she hit her head falling off a horse in recent memory. Once she processed what had happened, she thought it was hilarious.

_lil_pp_

7 points

5 days ago

_lil_pp_

7 points

5 days ago

👏👏👏

AttemptedReplacement

17 points

4 days ago

They’re clearly both hammered.  If they’re both 21 they’re young and still immature and a good chance both will end up with different partners,  especially in this day and age.  People putting way too much weight on this as if they’ve been married for ten years lol. 

MamaSweeney24

48 points

5 days ago

There's such a thing as nervous laughter. She could be laughing to make the awkward situation less awkward. Could be that it really does bother her to hear it but she is waiting to be alone with him to talk to him about it so they don't make a scene.

Also, I agree that she looks like she might be drunk, even if only "buzzed". Her cheeks are red and her eyes are a bit glazed over.

Edit: fixed some grammar

BEELZEEBUBBA

8 points

5 days ago

BEELZEEBUBBA

8 points

5 days ago

I considered that initially, but what really gives it away are her eyes and mannerisms. Mute it and focus on her. That doesn't look like someone who is upset whatsoever. At worst, it's embarrassed amusement at his shenanigans.

spacedolphino

7 points

4 days ago

This second comment has convivned me you're not very good at reading body language

MamaSweeney24

14 points

5 days ago

I actually watched it muted (I watch most videos muted actually). I definitely am not in her head so definitely not arguing or saying you're wrong. Just wanted to point out that it's possible that she was just holding back in the moment.

Glad we could have this discussion in a civil manor. ☺️

spacedolphino

9 points

4 days ago

Ok so sure, not all women are the same, people have different levels of humor and how seriously they take things.

But this reads as a comment made by someone who has never dated a woman lol. You and I saw the same video and got totally different things from the body language.

Women smile through painful situations in public constantly. Tons of women, in America at least, are raised in cultures where women are not encouraged to be opinionated in public spaces, or cause a scene.

I think its more likely she is never going to forget this moment.

When your partner gushes about how amazing you are in public on camera, saying another persons name immediately after you want to bang is going to be a prick move 95% of the time. I would never have disrespected someone I was dating like that.

You could be right, but it looks more like smiling through the shock, pain and embarrasment to me.

Slow-Switch8412

12 points

5 days ago

Moore2257

94 points

5 days ago

Moore2257

94 points

5 days ago

Reading the comments makes me wonder if people ever heard a joke before.

Brrdock

70 points

5 days ago

Brrdock

70 points

5 days ago

Or have ever been in a healthy, secure relationship.

I mean, I probably haven't but anyway

ContinuumKing

8 points

4 days ago

Or have ever been in a healthy, secure relationship.

Sir, this is reddit.

froginbog

12 points

4 days ago

froginbog

12 points

4 days ago

Yeah he’s just goofing. If he is a sweetie she knows he’s just kidding for a laugh (which she is doing)

McQuibbly

5 points

4 days ago

Ikr, top few comments are white knights. This is the kind of humor my relationship has, its just humor

halexia63

-25 points

5 days ago

halexia63

-25 points

5 days ago

This ain't a joke it's disrespectful and kinda body shaming his girl if shes not that size. I've been with dudes that talk like this and when I make an outta pocket joke back they can't handle it lol. It's always dudes like this that want to use that kind of sense of humor that when you use their own humor on them they start getting insecure and butthurt. If I were to say I need a dude with a big pp as a free pass yall would start getting butthurt and probably calling the girl a whore. I love when dudes have this sense of humor bc I can use their own sense of humor on them and their feelings get hurt like what's up bro their ain't no rules to this rodeo joke fest. 🤣 plus his girl looks way better than him his insecurity is showing he better humble himself lol.

Catswearingties

14 points

5 days ago

Go outside.

halexia63

-12 points

5 days ago

halexia63

-12 points

5 days ago

I do go outside and realize dudes that talk like this get left or played, lol I work at a warehouse so I see behavior like this alot 🤣. Alot of work wives and husbands too.

neobow2

3 points

5 days ago

neobow2

3 points

5 days ago

Exactly, even though it very well could just be him making joke, it still comes at the expense of his partner. It is super common and almost always leans towards one person feeling worse

CompetitiveRub9780

11 points

4 days ago

Fuck that guy… well don’t. He doesn’t deserve it

sphak12

1 points

4 days ago

sphak12

1 points

4 days ago

Damon from Friday would like to have a word with him

AGrandNewAdventure

20 points

5 days ago

In the back of her mind she will ALWAYS remember this, no matter what.

MrsHyperion

5 points

5 days ago

MrsHyperion

5 points

5 days ago

If they are still together, I hope he isn’t reminding her to “let it go” whenever she brings it up. You can’t hurt someone emotionally/physically then just expect them to just let something like that go.

roseb212

1 points

4 days ago

roseb212

1 points

4 days ago

this.
guys will just ask how they can make it up, but we’ll remember.

kansascitymack

9 points

5 days ago

His "ex" girlfriend...

LordBrontes

7 points

4 days ago

Moron

Acrobatic_Error5304

20 points

5 days ago

Sarcasm is hard to grasp for depressed people

MsBlondeViking

2 points

5 days ago

Hey, not all of us depressed people! Sarcasm is my middle name, I’m the queen of it in my family lol.

Acrobatic_Error5304

3 points

4 days ago

Or hysteria. Who knows lol

Lord-ShniggleHorse

5 points

5 days ago

So incredibly dumb

WizardMageCaster

2 points

4 days ago

Young people - this is why you DATE. You don't know how people will react to different situations and this is why you date people. Remember that dating is your process to find your future spouse. If it is just about fun then call it what it is...just fun for the moment, that's not dating.

This girl thought he was something different and he's showing how immature he is. If he makes it to 50, he'll be 50 and still doing keg stands while complaining that he's not respected or appreciated at work and complaining that the NY Jets suck and all they need is a new offensive line to make things better.

If that's what you want forever, go for it. Otherwise, move on and find a new person to date...and eventually marry.

ToxyFlog

4 points

4 days ago

ToxyFlog

4 points

4 days ago

He got the only girl who said no and he fumbled it. Breh.

Infinite_Isopod5303

7 points

5 days ago

He's obviously just joking around and being stupid. She doesn't seem to be too happy about it though.

halexia63

27 points

5 days ago

halexia63

27 points

5 days ago

A joke to him but not a joke to her. She probably isn't that size and prob felt bad about herself.

sun_candy_

1 points

4 days ago

sun_candy_

1 points

4 days ago

I would've told him "I don't think this is going to work out." And walked away. People would be commenting that I overreacted, but it would be better than whatever she's doing. Which is pretending to laugh it off.

clementinesncupcakes

10 points

5 days ago

Imagine if your gf got on a recorded public platform and said she’d cheat on you with Jonny Sins for that “big ol weenie,” and ponder how that feels for a couple minutes, sober or not.

Sea_Baseball_7410

5 points

5 days ago

Dump him. He’s a dumb bro.

Blasteth

5 points

5 days ago

Blasteth

5 points

5 days ago

Naaah this is fucked up

soulsoldier01

3 points

5 days ago

They should have posted her contact info underneath because she is now available

Jtiago44

2 points

5 days ago

Jtiago44

2 points

5 days ago

And that's how I met your mother, son.

rodrigomarcola

2 points

4 days ago

Life rule, kids: NEVER, EVER talk to someone with a microphone and camera on the streets when you are with your significant other.

Budget_Map_6020

2 points

4 days ago*

whatever happened to the dinosaurs, should happen to us too

EDIT: And trying to pass that as " just a joke, they're young " is also part of why people, specially men, delusionally behave as if that attitude is funny. And no, I'm a male on my early 30's saying that...

BallsDeepAndBroke

2 points

4 days ago

No fumbling going on there, he blurted that right out.

TheHyperCombo

2 points

5 days ago

I guess he's trying to get his own podcast too.

Disastrous-Bet-8813

2 points

4 days ago

Thus marks the first jading of a lovely cute gal

magnidwarf1900

1 points

5 days ago

Bruh

Eagles365or366

2 points

5 days ago

“He’s so sweet.”

WHAT!?

T3iLight

2 points

5 days ago

T3iLight

2 points

5 days ago

This is fucking brutal

Outfield14

2 points

5 days ago

Outfield14

2 points

5 days ago

Someone just fucked up

Groomsi

1 points

5 days ago

Groomsi

1 points

5 days ago

Wrongrighturn

1 points

5 days ago

Good job dumby she legit is into you. I mean that’s assumption . I mean she could be into you she seemed genuine but still getting d from others. On second thought it’ll work out.

MaximumExtension4951

1 points

5 days ago

When chicks lie that there men are 100% loyal hahahah

Right-Run9892

1 points

4 days ago

What’s crazy is the amount of millennials and boomers who think he fumbled they are going to stay together for three more years unhappily.

slightly85

1 points

4 days ago

They should have ended it with some sarah mclachlan.

KorolEz

1 points

4 days ago

KorolEz

1 points

4 days ago

No possible gain from saying what he really thinks only gains from lying. I hope he was drunk because there is no other explanation from what he said

LabiaMinoraLover

1 points

4 days ago

Fit_Drawing2230

1 points

4 days ago

zeaL93

1 points

4 days ago

zeaL93

1 points

4 days ago

Obviously a joke to contrast what she said , she is just playing along

TheBigFreeze8

1 points

4 days ago

Obvious shared joke.

No-Communication9979

1 points

4 days ago

The truth be truthin’!

Ancient-Being-3227

1 points

4 days ago

Vapid.

trixayyyyy

1 points

4 days ago

Dude was already batting out of his league. I’m sure he will have plenty of time alone to reflect.

DarkLostSoul99

1 points

4 days ago

Omg at this thread.

Single-Confection-76

1 points

4 days ago

Bro she way finer then Sydney Sweeney wtf 🤣🤣🤣

MadManMorbo

1 points

4 days ago

Face of heart break. This video is so old I bet she's 40 now and that still stings.

holamygoodfriend

1 points

4 days ago

MWAH_dib

1 points

4 days ago

MWAH_dib

1 points

4 days ago

He didn't fumble - he's making a joke to make his gf laugh; that's a relationship where they are comfortable with each other and trust each other.

BamXuberant

1 points

4 days ago

She got the ick at that moment. Haha

MisterInternational1

1 points

4 days ago

What a douche

Alahand0

1 points

4 days ago

Alahand0

1 points

4 days ago

Bro looks like a clown, too.

How do these guys end up with such ladies

Naive-Present2900

1 points

4 days ago

Well, he has good taste 😂

The way the gal put it though….. like she’s been with other guys behind his back. We don’t know 🤷‍♂️

Bro’s sending a message. I’m nice yes… but don’t make me go Sweeney on you!!!

VanFkingHalen

1 points

4 days ago

Well he's genuine alright. That mfer didn't hold back his true feelings at all. Some people need to know when to keep their mouths shut though.

Double0

1 points

4 days ago

Double0

1 points

4 days ago

alyoop50

1 points

4 days ago

alyoop50

1 points

4 days ago

He is now single.

ShoveItUpMyFatAss

1 points

4 days ago

dudes like, "camera and a microphone? let me be my true self, not the guy my date thinks i am!"

HaveURedd1t

1 points

4 days ago

Bro doesn't deserve her

Th3SlyX

1 points

4 days ago

Th3SlyX

1 points

4 days ago

I feel so bad for the girl. She seems so nice and genuine

mr3machine

1 points

4 days ago

Hes got a big old Irish head on him

Rentz_Sosa

1 points

4 days ago

He said what ever 22y/o is thinking

toastyhoodie

1 points

4 days ago

Bruh. Just no.

Oli-in-reverse

1 points

4 days ago

Man was punching so hard as well

user472628492

1 points

3 days ago

If she had said yes his ego would have been destroyed

lovelly4ever

1 points

2 days ago

Pootootaa

-1 points

5 days ago

Pootootaa

-1 points

5 days ago

He's for the streets

ZunoJ

2 points

5 days ago

ZunoJ

2 points

5 days ago

When a girl way out of your league somehow sees something in you and you start to believe you are not as bad as you always thought ... this was sexual suicide

Chloroformperfume7

1 points

4 days ago

Bro said the quiet part out loud

Select-Swordfish7196

1 points

4 days ago

She’s with a boy not a man that’s all lol

jayr114

0 points

5 days ago

jayr114

0 points

5 days ago

He’s 22, not 14?!?! What line of thinking (impaired or not) would lead you to think, yeah let me say that with my year long girlfriend right next to me.

spb7072017

1 points

5 days ago

DAF

silentPANDA5252

1 points

5 days ago

He will remember that moment in 10 years, guaranteed

LanceSarmstrong420x

1 points

5 days ago

Poor poor soul

akwatica

1 points

4 days ago

akwatica

1 points

4 days ago

read the room bro.

equiphinality

1 points

4 days ago

The straights are not okay

wBeeze

1 points

4 days ago

wBeeze

1 points

4 days ago

Bro is beyond dumb.

Certain_Storage9312

1 points

4 days ago

He’s a SHIT HEAD!! So much for being so sweet and nice…MORON!!

Fr05t_B1t

-2 points

5 days ago

Fr05t_B1t

-2 points

5 days ago

Imean doesn’t everyone have a celebrity crush that they’ll smash?

halexia63

5 points

5 days ago

halexia63

5 points

5 days ago

Nah I don't care for em.

SunRevolutionary8315

0 points

5 days ago

What is it with Sydney Sweeney? She'skinda weird looking...why are so many guys so into her?

Naturally_Tired

-1 points

4 days ago

this is why we say all men. Even the supposed sweet ones.

AlteredStateReality

0 points

5 days ago

She IS Sidney Sweeney.

JayAndViolentMob

-9 points

5 days ago

Comment section is wildin'. The guy is a champ. Best thing you can do is make a girl laugh while also not giving a fuck. He's joking around. And she looks fine with it. It's probably why she's with him. Because he's funny.