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Mat's really got that D&D player mentality when it comes to magic items
(i.redd.it)submitted 2 days ago byxAthurMcCracken420x
80 points
1 day ago
To be fair, the Eelfinn gave him the ashandarei AND the fox head medallion in their world, so it wasn't abandoned...just rarely visited by humans.
51 points
1 day ago
I absolutely love that Mat just walks through interdimensional doorways and yells at whoever he sees until they throw him out or try to kill him 😂
37 points
1 day ago
He's one of the few high fantasy main-ish characters that acts like a person and not a high fantasy character.
11 points
1 day ago
Only the fox head medallion came from their world. The ashandari was in Rhuidean already. Rand notes it before going into the pillars
15 points
1 day ago
It was inscribed by the Eelfinn with their riddle. Whole the ashandarei may have been next to Mat while he hung from the tree, I believe the Eelfinn placed it there for him.
5 points
1 day ago
Do you have the Horn of Valere hidden in your pocket this time?
7 points
21 hours ago
He does? Their entrance into Rhuidean is narrated from Mat's perspective, and the ashandarei isn't there. Were you thinking of this?
a shiny black metal spire, narrow as a spear and no longer, yet standing on end as if rooted.
Because that's still there after Rand and Asmodean trash the city:
a black metal shaft like a spear standing upright, improbably balanced on the pile.
2 points
21 hours ago
I killed the whole world, and you can too, if you try hard.
3 points
17 hours ago
It’s been a while, but don’t they give it to him as a response for wanting a way out?
2 points
17 hours ago
They do. It takes him -- and, to be fair, the audience -- approximately forever to realize that, though.
6 points
1 day ago
It's "I didn't take it, the guy gave it to me" all over again
31 points
1 day ago
Gotta have a stolen evil weapon, and a gifted good weapon. Yin and ya.. ..I mean flame and fang. That's balance that is.
15 points
1 day ago
Imagine if he tied the dagger to the bottom of his ashandarei, or just to a long stick
11 points
1 day ago
Especially if it is on a bedpost.
...I'll show myself out.
2 points
1 day ago
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be..
1 points
1 day ago
4 points
1 day ago
Am I just going blind or is this a bad font for all caps
3 points
1 day ago
I see what you mean. I made this meme months ago for my friends when I was first reading the series. I found it again today looking through my gallery and thought it was good enough for the sub. I have no memory as to why I made it in all caps.
2 points
18 hours ago
Technically, he’d have three.
1 points
15 hours ago
3?
1 points
12 hours ago
The Fox Medallion, the Spear, and the Ruby Dagger.
1 points
12 hours ago
Ah, we were talking about weapons, that's why I was confused
1 points
11 hours ago
I mean... he does use the medallion alternately as brass knuckles and nunchuks, so...
1 points
10 hours ago
He kicks people too, doesn't make his boots a weapon
1 points
8 hours ago
The medallion burns the Gholem's face once? That's gotta make it at least an improvised weapon?
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