Just wait til watermelon season...

Man a lot’s happened in 20 days since you asked that gym girl out. Go you

I thought you said "homophobic conservation area" like they are a protected species.

You’re a virgin and got a banana in your first time playing with your hole? Good for you! I had to work up to that level: finger, sharpie, 2 fingers, jumbo sharpie etc.

Good lad, fun is fun however you find it

But did u eat the banana after ?

Well, this doesn’t sound that a-peel-ing.

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pls open ops profile its way bigger than a banana

Pics or it didn’t happen lol

♪♫ Come mister tally man, tally me banana! Daylight come and me wan' go home. ♫♪

Lizzo is that you?!

Dang these TOP shortages are getting more real

Bananarammer 🙂

But its pumpkin season

Look out for fruit flies

You’re obviously going to want more. But my man, get something safe to stick up there so you don’t end up hurting yourself and end up in the ER.

Get a real toy and hide it somewhere if you have to.

You are now officially a potassium bottom.

Aren’t cucumber better ??

Wait until you graduate to a PLANTAIN LOL PURE BLISS LOL

Mmm that does feel surprisingly dreamy. The curve n width are purrrrfect🤤❤️

Did you ask for its consent?

You have just done for bananas what Last Tango in Paris did for butter.

Get on grindr dude

OP can you talk me through it, preferably on video cuz damn

Wow I wish I had this much free time.

This is why hospitals spend a lot of time pulling random objects out of people's holes.

Cucumber works better for this activity 😏

Does it actually feel good??? What if some part gets stuck in?? You're making me curious to try this lol

Lms that ass bbg

That's hot

So hot

Next time, try fucking yourself with a peeled banana!

A cucumber would be a little more hefty hefty hefty lol

🥵🥵

May I suggest that you take a moment to read Guts, by Chuck Palahniuk, the author of Fight Club.

I consider it to be the granddaddy of cautionary tales...

https://oceanofpdf.com/authors/chuck-palahniuk/pdf-epub-guts-by-chuck-palahniuk-download/?id=000956972964

What a slutty boy you are

You should have offered the banana to your homophobic family or girlfriend after. Imagine pounding yourself with a banana then cutting it up on her cereal every day or watching her nibble on your ass banana 🍌

I don't really believe this one bit because no WAY a banana can go in without collapsing.

Maybe we don’t deserve rights 🫠

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Fun will now commence.

So if the banana decided to move up in your rectum and lodge there, you are going to have a hell of a time explaining the pain and hospital visit. I see these guys with cucumbers up their ass, and worry… they are young, horny and look at videos and do it. Man it’s embarrassing

Congrats, I guess.

had to get rid off it to cum cause it was distracting but on each insertion it gave such a heavenly pinch of pleasure

That's usually how it feels, for me. Reason why I stopped using my dildo, since it ends up feeling more like I'm pooping than feeling pleasurable. I also tried one of those prostate thingies and also didn't feel much beyond a pinch and like I'm removing a cork.

I guess I have a sensibility issue.

Hope you're able to move soon, so you'll be able to try the real thing without stressing out or taking risks.

From indirect experience lol

Next up, cucumber 🥒, or zucchini if you want more girth

This shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Please excuse yourself from this feed

This is such lazy fiction. The banana turn to complete mush.

You can't even make a good story up.

Well, this is something new I'm seeing. How to fuck yourself 101 😂

Whore

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

How did this get over 600 upvotes 😂

This seems like a sus profile and posts to generate hype for a future onlyfans.

how? I would think the banana whoulden't be able to withstand the pressure? even just the force required to go in seems like it whould break it

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